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#520"DRINK ME" potion5
#577'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign2
#6881-ball5
#9561337 7r0uZ0RZ2
#6632-ball5
#7825-meat staff2
#6753-ball5
#68630669 scroll5
#86533398 scroll5
#592334 scroll5
#6564-ball5
#1034-d camera2
#3224-dimensional guitar3
#1955-Alarm Saucepan2
#6475-ball5
#6966-ball5
#26264067 scroll1
#6827-Foot Dwarven mattock2
#7187-ball5
#15308-ball5
#4019-ball2
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#87A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 42
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#44A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 63
#569ASCII shirt2
#53Abyssal ember2
#215Alice's Army Alchemist2
#173Alice's Army Bowman2
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#205Alice's Army Guard2
#205Alice's Army Halberder2
#170Alice's Army Lanceman2
#214Alice's Army Mad Bomber2
#204Alice's Army Ninja2
#205Alice's Army Nurse2
#204Alice's Army Page2
#216Alice's Army Shieldmaiden2
#205Alice's Army Spearsman2
#204Alice's Army Swordsman2
#207Alice's Army Wallman2
#1164Amulet of Yendor5
#660Ancient Saucehelm4
#1714Angry Farmer candy5
#214Angry Farmer's Wife Candy5
#124Ankh of Badahnkadh3
#787Asleep in the Cemetery2
#441BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt2
#480BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#438BGE merchandise order form9
#364BGE pocket calendar2
#354BGE shotglass20
#184BGE temporary tattoo5
#316BGE tiny plastic toy4
#408BRICKO brick10
#69BRICKO hat1
#63BRICKO pants1
#105BRICKO reactor1
#33BRICKO sword2
#76Bag o' Tricks1
#393Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler5
#77Benetton's Medley of Diversity2
#299Better Than Cuddling Cake8
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#183Bit O' Ectoplasm13
#110BitterSweetTarts17
#209Bjorn's Hammer2
#113Black Body™ spray4
#411Black No. 210
#336Blackfly Chardonnay10
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#496Blood Light3
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#384Bone's Farm "wine"4
#265Boozehounds Anonymous token2
#133Boris's key lime pie10
#668Boris's ring2
#571Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air6
#639Brimstone Chicken Sandwich6
#1503Bulky Buddy Box1
#747CRIMBCO wine10
#371CRIMBCOLOAF7
#185Chester's moustache1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#78Coily™1
#399Cold Hots candy13
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#1352Crimbo candied pecan1
#1271Crimbo fudge2
#190Crimbo pie15
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#1681Crimboween memo4
#1769Daffy Taffy3
#189Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#285Elfin shortbread3
#470Elmley shades1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#711Goodfella contract10
#159Gummi-DNA8
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#63Kevlar balloon3
#238Knob nuts1
#343Knob pasty1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#699Loudmouth Larry Lamprey10
#715MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech10
#258Mariner's Friend cough drops1
#559Maxing, Relaxing2
#518Maxwell's Silver Hammer2
#778Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler3
#1758Mob Penguin cellular phone3
#2452Mr. Mediocrebar3
#73Mylar balloon5
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#178Pack of Alice's Army Cards5
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#651Red Rover BB gun2
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#2431Rock Pops3
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#821Schrödinger's thermos5
#648Senior Mints6
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#533St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket10
#356Steal This Candy5
#301Sugar Cog8
#736Supernova Champagne1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#574Tiki lighter1
#612Travels with Jerry2
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#488Typical Tavern swill5
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#855Wint-O-Fresh mint10
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#233Workytime Tea10
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#519Zu Mannkäse Dienen3
#241a butt tuba3
#397a little sump'm sump'm5
#266abandoned candy2
#973abominable snowcone5
#298accidental cider4
#663acid-squirting flower3
#788acoustic guitarrr2
#577adder bladder5
#251agua de vida5
#91albatross necklace1
#486all-purpose cleaner5
#84all-purpose flower2
#67alpha-mail pants2
#206alphabet gum9
#127amber aviator shades1
#20amphibious tophat1
#953amulet of extreme plot significance5
#498ancient Magi-Wipes5
#457ancient frozen dinner3
#342ancient spice5
#252ancient stone fist1
#232ancient stone head1
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#1251ancient unspeakable fruitcake5
#99anemone nematocyst3
#409anniversary balloon2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#378ant agonist5
#271ant hoe1
#167ant pick2
#252ant pitchfork1
#260ant sickle1
#346antique 8-Bit Power magazine4
#401antique bottle opener2
#655antique greaves3
#501antique hand mirror3
#745antique helmet2
#338antique packet of ketchup3
#251antique painting of a landscape3
#354antique pair of blue jeans2
#716antique record album2
#744antique shield2
#384antique souvenir drawing2
#773antique spear2
#44aquaviolet jub-jub bird1
#319armgun5
#486around the world1
#554arrrgyle socks3
#328asbestos apron2
#288asbestos crossbow2
#802asbestos ore4
#262asbestos staff2
#303asbestos sword2
#729asparagus knife4
#67asparagus lo mein5
#283asshat6
#799astral mushroom5
#1082astronaut pants5
#692atomic vector plotter3
#106automatic catapult1
#1537awful poetry journal5
#358bätzle1
#1327baby killer bee3
#90babycakes3
#1308baconstone5
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#3767badass belt10
#367bag of lard3
#132bag of many confections1
#430balaclava1
#547balaclava baklava2
#1591ball2
#305balloon helmet1
#1030balloon monkey1
#105balloon shield1
#87banana milkshake1
#389banana smoothie1
#240bargain flash powder2
#1349barrrnacle5
#79basic meat crossbow2
#98basic meat fez1
#59basic meat foon1
#96basic meat helmet2
#100basic meat kilt1
#95basic meat pants2
#86basic meat skirt1
#151basic meat spork1
#114basic meat staff1
#40bat hat2
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#664bat-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#785batgut10
#227battered hubcap1
#28battered old top-hat1
#398bazookafish bubble gum1
#587beach glass bead2
#117beach glass necklace6
#69beanbag chair11
#268beaten-up Chucks2
#643bed of coals1
#185beefy fish meat2
#684beer bomb10
#561beer helmet2
#725beer lens1
#117beer-a-pult1
#208beer-soaked mop1
#245begpwnia10
#430beholed bedsheet2
#126bejeweled accordion strap2
#954bejeweled cufflinks1
#619bejeweled pledge pin2
#191bellhop bell2
#88berry-infused sake1
#249big bad voodoo mask2
#395big bass drum1
#270big boom4
#146big glob of skin1
#775big red clown nose3
#212big rock6
#90big slimy cyst2
#151big stick2
#76big stirring stick1
#66bigger stick3
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#377bird rib1
#766bit of clingfilm5
#240black & tan10
#89black belt1
#203black cherry soda1
#86black cowboy hat1
#510black eyedrops1
#47black facepaint12
#300black forest cake10
#234black forest ham10
#246black greaves10
#252black helmet10
#390black kettle drum1
#1125black paisley oyster egg4
#260black pension check18
#239black pepper10
#278black picnic basket5
#929black pixel2
#1131black plastic oyster egg3
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#425black pudding4
#42black sheepskin diploma12
#248black shield10
#421black snake skin10
#464black spot1
#392black striped oyster egg13
#266black sword10
#692black-and-blue light15
#474blackberry10
#96blackberry combat boots4
#67blackberry moccasins4
#84blackberry polite4
#67blackberry slippers4
#159blended frozen swill1
#441blob-shaped Crimbo cookie15
#1298blood flower2
#558bloody beer10
#615bloody clown pants5
#410bloody mary3
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#934blue pixel15
#692blue plasma ball15
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#536blue plastic oyster egg9
#840blue polka-dot oyster egg5
🥈blue ribbon1
#877blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#621blueberry-frosted king cake1
#333blundarrrbus1
#61bobble-hip hula elf doll2
#60boilermaker20
#301bone aperitif1
#213bone collar1
#488bone rattle2
#668booty chest charrrm2
#63booty chest charrrm bracelet2
#980borg sock monkey1
#177boring spaghetti3
#307bottle of Definit2
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#286bottle of Mystic Shell3
#256bottle of Ooze-O3
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#296bottle of alcohol10
#465bottle of antifreeze2
#198bottle of black cat tonic3
#306bottle of cooking sherry4
#691bottle of gin13
#3681bottle of goofballs3
#79bottle of melodramamine1
#42bottle of moontan lotion1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#132bottle of pirate juice6
#315bottle of popskull6
#198bottle of realpagne2
#217bottle of rhinoceros hormones2
#1348bottle of rum3
#314bottle of sewage schnapps17
#1217bottle of tequila2
#331bottle of ultravitamins1
#682bottle of vodka11
#827bottle of whiskey16
#348bottle opener belt buckle5
#71bottle-rocket crossbow1
#141bottlecap turtle1
#241bottled inspiration2
#239boulder7
#266bouquet of circular saw blades5
#727bowl of cottage cheese10
#403bowl of fishysoisse2
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#76bowl of rye sprouts10
#1053box1
#5011box of sunshine7
#230box turtle1
#42box-in-the-box-in-the-box6
#6boxed wine21,480
#142boxing glove3
#219brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings10
#247brains casserole1
#49brass dorsal fin1
#206breath mint2
#1404brick14
#372brick of sand2
#646briefcase2
#23brittle plastic handle1
#232broken carburetor1
#595broken skull18
#624broken sword1
#447brown plastic baby1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#235bucket of honey5
#1627buckyball1
#764bunch of bananas2
#28burrowgrub hive5
#106calavera concertina2
#351can of Ghuol-B-Gone™1
#711can of Red Minotaur3
#131can of franks 'n' beans2
#494can of spinach4
#93can of starch2
#226can-can-in-a-can1
#1042can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce8
#902candied kobold2
#33candied yam pinky ring2
#942candied yams9
#273candy brain13
#1598candy cane19
#102candy kneecapping stick16
#1412canteen of wine5
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#142cement sandals6
#943cheap elven gloves3
#673cheap studded belt10
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#809chocolate-frosted king cake1
#1774chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#259chunk of rock salt10
#1562clown hammer3
#2494club necklace2
#128collection of tiny spooky objects15
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#716comfy coffin1
#660commemorative war stein4
#805computronic processing unit2
#63concentrated cordial of concentration5
#383concentrated garbage juice2
#568corncob pipe1
#118cotton candy cone5
#31cotton candy cordial1
#354cruelty-free wine5
#223crusty hula hoop1
#443cup of infinite pencils2
#487cursed black pearl onion1
#285cursed bottle of black-label rum4
#919cyborg doll1
#1245cyborg stompin' boot2
#664cymbal syrup1
#1025daisy1
#464dance card2
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#427deadly lampshade2
#462decaying goldfish liver5
#1425delicious salad5
#2467diamond necklace2
#482dire fudgesicle1
#1281disassembled clover5
#139disintegrating spiky collar3
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#440divine can of silly string5
#384divine champagne flute10
#306divine champagne popper10
#316divine cracker10
#373divine noisemaker10
#1640doll house1
#1066dollhive4
#655donkey flipbook1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
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#905dwarf bread3
#957eggnog15
#1149elven limbos gingerbread7
#1910elven cellocello5
#920elven moonshine8
#971elven socks3
#1775elven suicide capsule5
#1149empty agua de vida bottle5
#1020encoder ring3
#646evil googly eye6
#1900evil teddy bear3
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#1565explosion-flavored chewing gum3
#1350fake fake vomit10
#1540fake hand3
#749fake plastic grass2
#672fancy but probably evil chocolate10
#282fancy chocolate10
#975fancy dress ball10
#901felt10
#968festive holiday hat3
#439filth-encrusted futon2
#1710filthy lucre4
#1764fire1
#426fish-liver oil10
#498flamin' bindle1
#469flashing novelty button3
#133flask of Amontillado1
#682flavored foot massage oil10
#768floaty sand5
#732flute of flat champagne2
#724foam dart5
#368forest tears1
#578frayed rope belt1
#460freezin' bindle1
#402frigid air mattress2
#501frigid mote1
#369frozen Mob Penguin3
#706frozen banquet1
#11fruit basket100
#1421fruitcake10
#2297fuzzy dice3
#146garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O3
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#99giant book of ancient carols1
#857giant designer sunglasses2
#1921giant discarded plastic fork2
#1057giant needle3
#1464gingerbread bugbear11
#524gingerbread horror11
#304gingerbread mutant bugbear11
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#155glowing fungus2
#17golden plastic oyster egg10
#2446golden ring10
#1098googly eye10
#1202gray bow tie2
#882green balloon1
#898green candy heart3
#429gremlin juice3
#199gremlin mutagen1
#810grouchy restless spirit3
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#320half-orchid3
#1648hamethyst3
#3382heart necklace1
#580heart-shaped balloon9
#1138herbal stuffing6
#171ice stein2
#1000immense cyborg hand5
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
#577inflatable duck1
#529inkwell3
#232invisible bag4
#834ion-pulse modulation stabilizer2
#545irate sombrero2
#389irradiated candy cane10
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#581jar of squeeze1
#1003jar of swamp gas8
#986jazz soap20
#1066jerky coins1
#1551joybuzzer4
#1289killer rag doll1
#2226killing feather10
#1348knuckle sandwich3
#2362laser-broiled pear10
#920lavender candy heart3
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#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#984length of string10
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#309lesser grodulated violet5
#170letterman's jacket1
#935lewd playing card1
#270library card1
#1043little paper umbrella5
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1310logic synthesizer4
#232love song of disturbing obsession10
#205love song of icy revenge10
#231love song of naughty innuendo10
#227love song of smoldering passion10
#218love song of sugary cuteness10
#228love song of vague ambiguity10
#1062lucky rabbit's foot5
#938mad scientist's sock monkey2
#2077mafia aria1
#1647magical ice cube with a fly in it3
#642magical mystery juice1
#492magilaser blastercannon1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#99metal mandible1
#51mint-condition magic wand1
#1500monomolecular yo-yo5
#646mother's little helper1
#690mugcake1
#1490mushroom fermenting solution2
#836mylar scout drone5
#616nanite-infested candy cane20
#478nanite-infested eggnog10
#467nanite-infested fruitcake10
#286nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear15
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#840oozenog5
#850orange and black Crimboween candy1
#983orange candy heart3
#764orange snowcone2
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#146overpriced "imported" beer1
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#161packet of tofurkey gravy1
#196pair of ragged claws2
#48parasitic claw4
#40parasitic headgnawer3
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#67parasitic tentacles2
#807party hat1
#1238passable elf mask4
#264patent antipsychotics1
#1038patent leather shoes3
#476peanut brittle shield4
#963penguin thesaurus5
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#1683pet rock3
#1430pet rock "Groucho" disguise3
#1615pet rock "Snooty" disguise3
#495petrified time1
#748picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#332pine tar1
#910pink candy heart3
#1205pink glowstick1
#382pink plastic baby1
#1498pixellated candy heart3
#754plastic passion fruit1
#531poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#2126polyalloy shield1
#180poodle skirt1
#1148porquoise5
#1405possessed top3
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#448poultrygeist1
#74poutine pole1
#263pregnant mushroom1
#949prehistoric spear3
#623pretty bouquet1
#2037pretty flower1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#781purple snowcone2
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#214radio button candy5
#437ram horns3
#1203razor-tipped yo-yo5
#760recursive spline reticulator2
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#381red-and-green sweater6
#369reverse-oscillating klystron10
#1652rigid carapace1
#1458robotronic egg10
#1170[2108]rock2
#2422rogue swarmer10
#2275roll of toilet paper1
#2146rubber WWBD? bracelet3
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#2126rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#1682rubber emo roe3
#2350sawblade fragment10
#301scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker5
#336scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker5
#365scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker5
#292scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker10
#324scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker5
#460scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil2
#114sea cucumber2
#280sensitive poetry journal1
#510servomechanical torsion facilitator6
#177shaving cream3
#511shingle6
#310shrinking powder1
#254single-serving herbal stuffing1
#208skull-shaped Crimboween cookie7
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#324slimy fermented bile bladder15
#315slimy sweetbreads15
#494slow jam collection9
#258smudged alchemical recipe1
#1348sock monkey1
#3320spade necklace1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#546spooky eggnog10
#846spooky felt10
#834spooky hockey mask2
#1333spooky stuffing2
#1321spooky toy wheel2
#711stick-on eyebrow piercing5
#1112stone of eXtreme power3
#584strange shiny disc5
#1867string of blue beads3
#1869string of green beads3
#1838string of red beads3
#852stringy sinew10
#3139stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#3938stuffed Cheshire bitten10
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#3028stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech15
#3115stuffed Meat1
#1483stuffed alien blob4
#4524stuffed angry cow8
#3537stuffed astral badger12
#4330stuffed baby gravy fairy9
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#3915stuffed cocoabo10
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#3824stuffed flaming gravy fairy11
#5337stuffed frozen gravy fairy6
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2497stuffed gray blob2
#4310stuffed hand turkey9
#1764stuffed key12
#1143stuffed martini5
#4946stuffed mind flayer7
#3072stuffed mink1
#2924stuffed monocle2
#661stuffed ninja snowman6
#4048stuffed scary death orb10
#1921stuffed shoulder parrot9
#3387stuffed sleazy gravy fairy13
#3267stuffed snowy owl13
#6331stuffed spooky gravy fairy4
#83stuffed stab bat4
#4566stuffed stinky gravy fairy8
#2062stuffed teddy butler11
#2935stuffed tin of caviar2
#2306stuffed treasure chest4
#5780stuffed undead elbow macaroni5
#424stuffed zmobie2
#862stuffing10
#1003sturdy Crimbo crate10
#170sugar banana3
#170sugar cherry3
#157sugar lime3
#596sugar-coated pine cone1
#391tasty tart3
#468tattered paper crown2
#609tattered scrap of paper3
#965ten-leaf clover3
🥇time sleigh1
#349tin magnolia3
#595tiny bottle of absinthe10
#2177tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf3
#2777tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#2092tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#1784tiny plastic Black Knight4
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#6227tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#524tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram3
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3830tiny plastic G Imp1
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#1740tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester4
#2764tiny plastic Hellion2
#2827tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#1474tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl5
#1763tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist4
#2794tiny plastic Knott Yeti2
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#2118tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy3
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#521tiny plastic Scream Queen3
#3906tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#2745tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#1742tiny plastic Trouser Snake4
#1226tiny plastic XXX pr0n6
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#608tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll3
#2205tiny plastic angry bugbear3
#6122tiny plastic angry goat2
#2193tiny plastic anime smiley3
#2791tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#2804tiny plastic astronomer2
#6168tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#6143tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#2163tiny plastic beanbat3
#6188tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#1781tiny plastic blooper4
#1480tiny plastic brainsweeper5
#1754tiny plastic briefcase bat4
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#6131tiny plastic cocoabo2
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#2096tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#1478tiny plastic demoninja5
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3877tiny plastic drunk goat1
#569tiny plastic fat stack of cash2
#2138tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus3
#1484tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker5
#1244tiny plastic fluffy bunny6
#2152tiny plastic fruit golem3
#4885tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#6233tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#6156tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#1711tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers4
#637tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire3
#2790tiny plastic goth giant2
#4812tiny plastic grue3
#2113tiny plastic handsome mariachi3
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#6149tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#6076tiny plastic killer bee2
#2824tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#4877tiny plastic leprechaun3
#6185tiny plastic levitating potato2
#2729tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#4848tiny plastic mosquito3
#368tiny plastic mutant elf3
#1766tiny plastic ninja snowman4
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4798tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#2798tiny plastic scary clown2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1451tiny plastic senile lihc5
#508tiny plastic skeletal reindeer3
#1736tiny plastic smarmy pirate4
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#6201tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#2194tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#6129tiny plastic stab bat2
#4892tiny plastic star starfish3
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2147tiny plastic taco cat3
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#2752tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#2124tiny plastic warwelf3
#3851tiny plastic whitesnake1
#1014tofurkey gravy8
#1390tofurkey leg5
#161tofurkey nugget1
#926tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#710tooth5
#394toothbrush1
#1592toothsome rock4
#1202toy crazy train5
#726toy jet pack10
#1564toy mercenary2
#814toy ray gun10
#1190toy soldier1
#761toy space helmet10
#1106toy wheel6
#1608tree-eating kite10
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#599tropical paperweight1
#388tropical wrapping paper3
#392tulip1
#29undissolvable contact lenses1
#2235unstable laser battery20
#208unstable quark3
#201upsy daisy23
#728urinal cake1
#1601vampire duck-on-a-string3
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#1642vinegar1
#547vitachoconutriment capsule10
#199wad of cotton15
#1538wheel1
#903white balloon1
#939white candy heart3
#586white collar1
#1664whoopie cushion3
#1751wind-up chattering teeth3
#615witch hat1
#629wooden block4
#76world's most unappetizing beverage1
#281world's smallest violin1
#554worn tophat1
#896worthless gewgaw1
#696worthless knick-knack4
#1264x-ray specs3
#1106yellow candy heart3
#740yellow glowstick1
#94yellow matter custard1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1778yellow snowcone3
#775yellow striped oyster egg3
#1065yo7

Wow, that's 25,102 items total!

what items are this player missing?