| #101 | "DRINK ME" potion | 466 |
| #67 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #122 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 39 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2030 | Crimbuck | 35 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #616 | Goodfella contract | 18 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #237 | Jack-in-the-box | 25 |
| #189 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 3 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #90 | Red Rover BB gun | 38 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #252 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #51 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #329 | agua de vida | 2 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #677 | astral mushroom | 9 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #564 | bath ball gift set | 9 |
| #5 | beer-scented teddy bear | 340 |
| #233 | bejeweled cufflinks | 18 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1731 | box of sunshine | 91 |
| #231 | breath mint | 1 |
| #295 | bucket of honey | 2 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #287 | burst hellseal brain | 20 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #116 | cotton candy bale | 1 |
| #135 | cotton candy cone | 3 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #617 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #232 | dragon snaps | 4 |
| #1547 | elven cellocello | 12 |
| #1619 | elven suicide capsule | 9 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #1752 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| #262 | fancy opera glasses | 16 |
| #475 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #208 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 6 |
| #191 | figurine of a sleek seal | 12 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #133 | figurine of an armored seal | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #492 | garish pinky ring | 8 |
| #191 | giant designer sunglasses | 23 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #530 | heart necklace | 13 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #550 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #516 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #1619 | herringcello | 9 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #144 | king cookie | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #34 | miniature coffin | 5 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #26 | misfit teddy bear | 4 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #87 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #92 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #106 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #315 | pack of KWE trading card | 10 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #424 | peanut brittle shield | 6 |
| #1636 | penguin focaccia bread | 7 |
| #862 | petrified wood | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #282 | powdered donut | 2 |
| #949 | pumpkinhead mask | 3 |
| #9 | rat scrapple | 146 |
| #364 | seal-blubber candle | 4 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #201 | sealhide seal doll | 6 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #97 | seegar butt | 1 |
| #23 | shark tooth | 23 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #378 | shredded hellseal hide | 10 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #181 | smut orc keepsake box | 2 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #810 | spooky bark | 5 |
| #856 | spooky sap | 4 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #626 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 70 |
| #572 | stuffed Meat | 83 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #394 | stuffed key | 141 |
| #678 | stuffed mink | 68 |
| #709 | stuffed monocle | 67 |
| #761 | stuffed teddy butler | 61 |
| #640 | stuffed tin of caviar | 75 |
| #402 | stuffed treasure chest | 142 |
| #1103 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #86 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
| #90 | tobiko pocky | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #164 | tonic djinn | 1 |
| #354 | torn hellseal sinew | 11 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #97 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
| #102 | wasabi pocky | 1 |
| #108 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |
| #950 | wolfman mask | 2 |