| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #468 | ASCII shirt | 3 |
| #215 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 2 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #145 | Alice's Army Cleric | 3 |
| #129 | Alice's Army Coward | 4 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #164 | Alice's Army Guard | 4 |
| #180 | Alice's Army Halberder | 3 |
| #146 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 3 |
| #167 | Alice's Army Horseman | 2 |
| #170 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 2 |
| #188 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 3 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #204 | Alice's Army Ninja | 2 |
| #170 | Alice's Army Nurse | 4 |
| #142 | Alice's Army Page | 5 |
| #182 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 3 |
| #109 | Alice's Army Sniper | 2 |
| #135 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 6 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 3 |
| #146 | Alice's Army Wallman | 5 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #830 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1264 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #846 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #145 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 4 |
| #285 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 3 |
| #716 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #717 | Crimbo fudge | 12 |
| #664 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 13 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #173 | El Vibrato power sphere | 7 |
| #160 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #307 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 2 |
| #170 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 3 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #123 | Nardz energy beverage | 7 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #1545 | Rock Pops | 20 |
| #479 | Senior Mints | 10 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #381 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #161 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 3 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #144 | ancient cursed foot locker | 2 |
| #417 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 13 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #967 | baggie of powdered sugar | 5 |
| #380 | banana peel | 8 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #1192 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #799 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #253 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 15 |
| #123 | blue shell | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #157 | bone aperitif | 3 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #268 | bottle of Blank-Out | 49 |
| #177 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 5 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #236 | bottle of ultravitamins | 2 |
| #252 | brick of sand | 6 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #269 | can of spinach | 8 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #128 | candy skeleton | 7 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #428 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 3 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #30 | clockwork handle | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #355 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 2 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #308 | cursed black pearl onion | 4 |
| #385 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #347 | cursed bottle of rum | 3 |
| #322 | cursed cannonball | 2 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #293 | cursed sea biscuit | 4 |
| #303 | cursed voodoo skull | 3 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #413 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #285 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 2 |
| #1730 | elven cellocello | 9 |
| #136 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 104 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #275 | fancy seashell necklace | 25 |
| #272 | fat bottom quark | 2 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #210 | filthy hippy poncho | 2 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #282 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #521 | fossilized limb | 11 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #547 | fossilized spike | 5 |
| #556 | fossilized torso | 5 |
| #578 | fossilized wing | 3 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #148 | freezerburned ice cube | 2 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #1780 | ghost cucumber | 2 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #136 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #703 | gingerbread horror | 9 |
| #236 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #175 | grass clippings | 3 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #311 | guard turtle shell | 3 |
| #390 | gyroscope | 7 |
| #92 | hand grenegg | 2 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #106 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 2 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #109 | hemp net | 4 |
| #290 | henna face paint | 3 |
| #1515 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #1489 | herringcello | 11 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #135 | huge pumpkin | 2 |
| #162 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 2 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #643 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #120 | leaf of grass | 4 |
| #1421 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #363 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #524 | mauve striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #908 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #404 | mulled cider | 2 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #1120 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #1122 | nanite-infested candy cane | 9 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #467 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 10 |
| #618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #132 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #287 | ovoid leather thing | 6 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #200 | panty raider camouflage | 8 |
| #785 | paperclip | 16 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #743 | petrified wood | 8 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #303 | plastic passion fruit | 5 |
| #224 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #78 | pool of liquid metal | 8 |
| #305 | portable photocopier | 22 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #429 | red plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #128 | ribbon candy | 11 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #148 | shrinking powder | 3 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #357 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 2 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #969 | snake | 2 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #126 | snowball | 8 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #935 | spectral pickle | 5 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #833 | spooky sap | 5 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #141 | stolen office supplies | 34 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1479 | stuffed gray blob | 8 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7822 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #344 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 2 |
| #123 | terrible poem | 12 |
| #297 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #972 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #2192 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2258 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #816 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2123 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #249 | unearthed potsherd | 12 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #442 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 5 |
| #1046 | useless powder | 38 |
| #264 | volcanic ash | 18 |
| #949 | wolfman mask | 2 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #80 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #382 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #765 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |