| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #233 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #97 | "meat" stick | 2 |
| #32 | 11-leaf clover | 103 |
| #44 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 2 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #61 | Adventurer bobblehead | 3 |
| #11 | Aerheads | 13 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #68 | Ancient Protector Soda | 10 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #222 | Angelhair Culottes | 5 |
| #243 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 4 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring) | 1 |
| #21 | Atomic Pop | 81 |
| #49 | Aura Libre | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #57 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #51 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 2 |
| #49 | BACON | 4,151 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #55 | BOOterfinger | 5 |
| #28 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #228 | BRICKO brick | 609 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #17 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #18 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #37 | BUBBLE GUM | 11 |
| #352 | BURT | 69 |
| #296 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #227 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1277 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #612 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #52 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 1 |
| #39 | Batfellow comic | 5 |
| #57 | Battlie Light Saver | 34 |
| 🥇 | Beach Comb | 1 |
| #208 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| #19 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 18 |
| #57 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #361 | Bonerdagon necklace | 32 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #22 | Boris's beer | 1 |
| #416 | Boss Bat bling | 8 |
| #149 | Boss Bat britches | 80 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #135 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 4 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | Caipiranha | 2 |
| #20 | Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #64 | Candicaine | 2 |
| #51 | Candy Alexander | 2 |
| #80 | Carpathian longsword | 12 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #76 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #46 | Centauri fish wine | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #60 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #25 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 9 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #24 | Choco-Mint patty | 66 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #16 | Chubby and Plump bar | 106 |
| #101 | Clara's bell | 2 |
| #165 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #145 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 4 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #81 | Cookbook of the Damned | 6 |
| #447 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #249 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 3 |
| #80 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbo Credit | 35 |
| #135 | Crimbo candied pecan | 187 |
| #86 | Crimbo food scraps | 93 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 31 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 2 |
| #118 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 4 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 2 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 2 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #312 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 2 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #29 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 6 |
| #126 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 2 |
| #210 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 5 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 613 |
| #116 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 7 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 2 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 10 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 7 |
| #247 | D roll | 19 |
| #225 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #48 | Dad's brandy | 1 |
| #58 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 3 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #18 | Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #180 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #39 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #35 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 1 |
| #36 | Doc's Limbering Wine | 1 |
| #24 | Doc's Medical-Grade Wine | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #15 | Dragonscale breastplate | 2 |
| #16 | Drip Institute petri dish | 1 |
| #26 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #28 | Driplet | 11 |
| #587 | Drowsy Sword | 31 |
| #63 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #32 | Drunken Philosopher | 3 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #15 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 2 |
| #75 | Dust bunny | 38 |
| #27 | Earth and Firewater | 3 |
| #71 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #389 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #72 | El Vibrato restraints | 3 |
| #331 | Elder Turtle Shell | 7 |
| #215 | Eldritch snap | 2 |
| #23 | Electric Punch | 1 |
| #13 | Elf Army machine parts | 160 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #224 | Elf Guard MPC | 258 |
| #51 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #52 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #92 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #66 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #18 | Elf Guard hotpants | 9 |
| #70 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #34 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 5 |
| #100 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #107 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #10 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 13 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 6 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #87 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #41 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 6 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #12 | Elvish delight | 139 |
| #38 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #13 | Eye and a Twist | 71 |
| #62 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 3 |
| #102 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 6 |
| #115 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 5 |
| #30 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 150 |
| #38 | Fettris | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #12 | Finnish Fish | 12 |
| #32 | Firewater | 3 |
| #170 | Fitspiration™ poster | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #51 | Flaming Mohobo | 3 |
| #26 | Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory | 1 |
| #30 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 5 |
| #22 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 3 |
| #209 | Friendliness Beverage | 15 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #527 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #446 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #64 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #20 | Gabarbar | 1 |
| #179 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 6 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #188 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 5 |
| #30 | Giant black monolith | 1 |
| #604 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #797 | Goodfella contract | 6 |
| #66 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 8 |
| #348 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #153 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #65 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #59 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #33 | Gummi-Gnauga | 254 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #19 | Half a Purse | 4 |
| #36 | Hand in Glove | 2 |
| #18 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 3 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #46 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #52 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #33 | Hersey™ SMOOCH | 6 |
| #39 | Hide-rox™ cookie | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #156 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #165 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #445 | Iron Beta of Industry | 17 |
| #25 | Island Hurricane | 1 |
| #17 | Island Landslide | 3 |
| #25 | Island Thunderstorm | 1 |
| #407 | Jack-in-the-box | 15 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #34 | Keese berry | 2 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| #471 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #11 | Kudzu salad | 3 |
| #30 | Kudzu slaw | 29 |
| #116 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 564 |
| #32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
| #47 | LOV Elephant | 1 |
| #36 | LOV Emotionizer | 1 |
| #45 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 4 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #35 | Lapis Lazuli | 84 |
| #13 | Lavalos's shell | 7 |
| #19 | Law of Averages | 1 |
| #86 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #318 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #79 | Liam's mail | 9 |
| 🥇 | License to Chill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #99 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #27 | Loathing Idol Microphone | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #56 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #107 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 2 |
| #236 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 102 |
| #634 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #7 | Mansquito Serum | 2 |
| #64 | Mansquito's blood | 5 |
| #23 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #9 | Mayodiol | 13 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #416 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 3 |
| #24 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 4 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #193 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #59 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #41 | Moonshine Mohobo | 3 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #30 | Mr. Burnsger | 2 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #59 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 27 |
| #71 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #141 | My First Art of War | 2 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #311 | New Zealand iced tea | 8 |
| #348 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #61 | O | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #232 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 6 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #417 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #40 | Othello's dagger | 5 |
| #56 | Othello's handkerchief | 3 |
| #33 | Othello's military jacket | 6 |
| #15 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 4 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #31 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 5 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #12 | Pener's drumstick | 7 |
| #96 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 11 |
| #9 | PirateRealm party hat | 2 |
| #17 | Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #72 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 2 |
| #45 | Poison Oak trading card | 3 |
| #38 | Polka Pop | 85 |
| #67 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #90 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #332 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #20 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 5 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 3 |
| #18 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 6 |
| #19 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 4 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #34 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #39 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #20 | Red Roger's red right foot | 3 |
| #25 | Red Roger's red right hand | 2 |
| #127 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1 |
| #392 | Red Rover BB gun | 8 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #45 | Rubee™ | 256 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #15 | Sasq™ watch | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #32 | Saucepanic | 2 |
| #53 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #81 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| #35 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 3 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #65 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #36 | Slimosa | 2 |
| #263 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #12 | Smuggler's Punch | 3 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #183 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #7 | Spacegate diplomat's insignia | 1 |
| #6 | Spacegate military insignia | 1 |
| #20 | Spant eggs | 10 |
| 🥇 | SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #41 | Spirit Precipice | 7 |
| #24 | Spooky VHS Tape | 3 |
| #34 | Spookyraven signet | 82 |
| #62 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 2 |
| #16 | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #178 | Steal This Candy | 12 |
| #5 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 12 |
| #24 | Stephen's lab coat | 26 |
| #16 | Stephen's secret formula | 50 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #45 | Suffering Sinner | 2 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #53 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #148 | TI-9000 calculator | 7 |
| #22 | Take Eleven Bar | 15 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #62 | Tales of Spelunking | 4 |
| #65 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #31 | The Author's inkwell | 28 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #526 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Crown of Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #33 | The Emperor's new hat | 2 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #27 | The Emperor's new shirt | 3 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 4 |
| #9 | The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object | 2 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #23 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #26 | The Superconductor's CPU | 4 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1004 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 9 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #322 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #158 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 6 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 8 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #246 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #741 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #168 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 4 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 6 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #1071 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 4 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #249 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #324 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 4 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 14 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 14 |
| #672 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #894 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 14 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 3 |
| #33 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 6 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #106 | Trainbot slag | 47 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #326 | Tuesday's ruby | 6 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #46 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 39 |
| #6 | Universal Seasoning | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | Unknown | 1 |
| #71 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #81 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #28 | Vicar's Tutu | 5 |
| #438 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #19 | Wickers bar | 3 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #54 | X | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #19 | Xiblaxian holo-bowtie | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #22 | Xiblaxian ultraburrito | 1 |
| #20 | Yeg's Motel ashtray | 2 |
| #40 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 1 |
| #21 | Yeg's Motel hand soap | 2 |
| #16 | Yeg's Motel mouthwash | 3 |
| #28 | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | 1 |
| #18 | Yeg's Motel sewing kit | 2 |
| #15 | Yeg's Motel toothbrush | 3 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #220 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #266 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #16 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #79 | abandoned candy | 30 |
| #70 | accordion file | 1 |
| #40 | accordionoid rocca | 7 |
| #9 | adobe brittle | 7 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #67 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #53 | alien sandwich | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #17 | alpine watercolor set | 2 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #14 | ancient meat | 5 |
| #191 | ancient stone head | 2 |
| #184 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 39 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #112 | angst burger | 2 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #60 | antique Canadian lantern | 3 |
| #42 | antique accordion | 16 |
| #11 | antique tacklebox | 1 |
| #171 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #110 | asbestos crossbow string | 2 |
| #50 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #78 | automa-bot parts | 110 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #12 | autumn years wisdom | 330 |
| #4 | autumnic balm | 11 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #60 | bad-ass club | 3 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #191 | bag of GORP | 3 |
| #25 | bag of many confections | 94 |
| #37 | bag of random words | 27 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #77 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | bamboo bokuto | 3 |
| #675 | barbed-wire fence | 4 |
| #137 | bargain flash powder | 7 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #76 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #75 | barrel beryl | 2 |
| #23 | barrel gun | 48 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #50 | basaltamander tongue | 4 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #52 | basic meat pants | 7 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #21 | bauxite beret | 26 |
| #62 | bauxite bow-tie | 1 |
| #58 | bauxite boxers | 2 |
| #587 | beach glass bead | 2 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #40 | beaver punch (papaya) | 4 |
| #92 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #127 | beavermouth | 58 |
| #98 | beer basted brat | 2 |
| #104 | beer-battered accordion | 2 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #15 | belt of Ogrekind | 2 |
| #124 | berries of suffering | 2 |
| #21 | big hot pepper | 60 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #74 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #105 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #28 | black facepaint | 33 |
| #156 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #26 | black slime glob | 6 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #74 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #75 | blue tulip | 6 |
| #68 | bone bandoneon | 4 |
| #20 | boot flask | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #37 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 2 |
| #45 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 2 |
| #278 | bottle of Ooze-O | 2 |
| #62 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #50 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
| #54 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #26 | bottle of sea wine | 31 |
| #83 | bottle of tequila | 629 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #13 | bowl full of jelly | 107 |
| #125 | bowl of Jeal-O | 27 |
| #131 | bowl of mernudo | 4 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #13 | brass turkey knuckles | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #277 | bread man | 1 |
| #110 | bread pie | 5 |
| #235 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #171 | brilliant oyster egg | 2 |
| #447 | broken sword | 3 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #132 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 6 |
| #59 | buffalo blade | 2 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #34 | bunch of sea grapes | 69 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #15 | bundle of firewood | 20 |
| #40 | burnt snowpants | 42 |
| #238 | cabooze | 3 |
| #17 | campfire smoke | 1 |
| #68 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #33 | can of drain cleaner | 28 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #7 | candied almond | 31 |
| #7 | candy chalk | 36 |
| #102 | candy cigarette | 28 |
| #16 | candy dog collar | 1 |
| #25 | candy dress shoes | 3 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #49 | candy necktie | 1 |
| #408 | cardboard wakizashi | 4 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #35 | carrot cake precipice bar | 2 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #9 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 2 |
| #11 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #7 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 2 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| 🥈 | chalk chain | 2 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chapeau | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #9 | chiffon chemise | 1 |
| 🥈 | chiffon chevrons | 2 |
| #7 | chiffon lemon | 18 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #518 | chocolate filthy lucre | 4 |
| #12 | chocolate leash | 1 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #39 | chocomotive | 11 |
| #164 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #96 | clear Russian | 10 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #193 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #82 | clown wig | 3 |
| #100 | clownskin belt | 4 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #26 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #119 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #34 | cocoa chondrule | 4 |
| #31 | cocoa of youth | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| 🥇 | complicated device | 1 |
| #23 | concentrated cooking | 3 |
| #21 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #19 | concoction of clumsiness | 20 |
| #7 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
| #59 | contract enforcement stick | 34 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #33 | cool mint precipice bar | 2 |
| #10 | coping juice | 11 |
| #44 | corned beet | 7 |
| #23 | cotton candy cone | 104 |
| #12 | cotton candy pinch | 269 |
| #8 | cotton candy skoshe | 260 |
| #12 | cotton candy smidgen | 108 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #161 | crowbar | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #8 | crunchy brush | 258 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #57 | crystal Crimbo platter | 7 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #210 | crystalline cheer | 543 |
| #181 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #25 | cursed chocolate doubloon | 8 |
| #4 | cursed tricorn hat | 1 |
| #100 | cursed wishbone | 3 |
| #43 | cyan seashell | 29 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #24 | death blossom | 33 |
| #8 | debonair deboner | 2 |
| #5 | delicious comfit? | 216 |
| #56 | delicious star salad | 2 |
| #15 | demon makeup kit | 5 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #29 | denastified haunch | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #59 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 8 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #4 | dice-print do-rag | 2 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #9 | dice-shaped backpack | 2 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #50 | dog ointment | 5 |
| #24 | donated booze | 1,090 |
| #21 | donated candy | 1,024 |
| #23 | donated food | 951 |
| #29 | double-ice box | 3 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #77 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #78 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 104 |
| #57 | drink chit | 1 |
| #5 | drippy khakis | 1 |
| #14 | drippy stake | 1 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #213 | droll monocle | 2 |
| #28 | dubious peppermint | 90 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #112 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #45 | eXtreme meat sword | 4 |
| #163 | ear poison | 1 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #191 | eggwater | 3 |
| #9 | elderly jawbreaker | 118 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #100 | eldritch ichor | 11 |
| #43 | eldritch mushroom | 3 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #17 | electric mushroom | 1 |
| #111 | electric pants | 2 |
| #365 | electrical thingamabob | 9 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #14 | energized spores | 52 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #147 | ert grey goo ring | 3 |
| #239 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #8 | evil noodles | 1 |
| #7 | evil paper umbrella | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #81 | executive mime flask | 15 |
| #40 | experimental serum G-9 | 2 |
| #48 | experimental serum P-00 | 3 |
| #38 | expired MRE | 1 |
| #16 | extra-grubby grub | 5 |
| #8 | extra-hard jawbreaker | 16 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #26 | fake cocktail | 6 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #5 | fancy chocolate sculpture | 17 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #11 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #23 | filthy hippy poncho | 43 |
| #427 | filthy pestle | 3 |
| #13 | fire ant pheromones | 5 |
| #34 | fire-roasted lake trout | 2 |
| #124 | fireclutch | 11 |
| #162 | fishelada | 2 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #9 | five-fingered fern resin | 15 |
| #10 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #4 | flagstone flail | 2 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #11 | flame orb | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #17 | flaming leaf crown | 1 |
| #297 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #12 | flapper fly | 246 |
| #226 | flask of mining oil | 4 |
| #17 | flask of moonshine | 3 |
| #27 | flask of port | 8 |
| #165 | flask of rainwater | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #36 | fleshy lump | 61 |
| #183 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #23 | flimsy hardwood scraps | 45 |
| #691 | floaty sand | 9 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #32 | folder (KOLHS) | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #63 | foon | 7 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #119 | freightcake | 7 |
| #86 | fried air | 11 |
| #34 | frigid derringer | 92 |
| #18 | frost-rimed desk bell | 2 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #33 | frozen tofu pop | 1 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #36 | frying brainpan | 2 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #201 | funky dried mushroom | 54 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #39 | fusillocybin | 1 |
| #109 | future drug: Coolscaline | 14 |
| #70 | future drug: Muscularactum | 33 |
| #59 | future drug: Smartinex | 45 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #132 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #667 | garish pinky ring | 4 |
| #98 | gearbox necklace | 8 |
| #48 | genie's bracers | 4 |
| #67 | genie's pants | 2 |
| #54 | genie's scimitar | 3 |
| #83 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #141 | ghost beer | 2 |
| #1518 | ghost cucumber | 6 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #15 | ghostly ectoplasm | 312 |
| #621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #131 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #189 | glistening oyster egg | 2 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #15 | glob of extra-green chlorophyll | 2 |
| #166 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #130 | goblin hunting spear | 2 |
| #33 | goblin water | 23 |
| #114 | gold nuggets | 3 |
| #138 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #56 | gooified animal matter | 107 |
| #149 | gooified vegetable matter | 14 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #46 | government food shipment | 2 |
| #28 | government requisition form | 118 |
| 🥇 | government-issued eyeshade | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued slacks | 1 |
| #24 | grain of sand | 4,373 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #41 | gray seashell | 38 |
| #9 | grease cannon | 4 |
| #19 | greasy desk bell | 2 |
| #191 | green candygram | 2 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #39 | green seashell | 23 |
| #45 | green slime glob | 20 |
| #194 | grilled mooseflank | 6 |
| #23 | groggipop | 7 |
| #208 | guard turtle collar | 3 |
| #281 | guard turtle shell | 5 |
| #19 | guffin | 1 |
| #47 | guilty sprout | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #220 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 2 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #78 | hamlet sandwich | 135 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #38 | hand-carved bokken | 3 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #43 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 8 |
| #721 | handful of confetti | 58 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #11 | hardening cream | 29 |
| #42 | haunted bindle | 67 |
| #34 | haunted flame | 22 |
| #5 | hazmat helmet | 2 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #487 | heart necklace | 14 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #161 | hedgeturtle | 5 |
| #105 | hemp candy necklace | 6 |
| #18 | hibiscus petal | 15 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #19 | high-temperature mining drill | 2 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #12 | homeopathic mint tea | 54 |
| #165 | honey-dew | 2 |
| #69 | honey-drenched ham slice | 82 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #76 | hot mint schnocolate | 2 |
| #155 | hot watered rum | 2 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #23 | huge mint leaf | 10 |
| #197 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #20 | imported taffy | 29 |
| #60 | industrially-crushed ice | 44 |
| #56 | infrablack lipstick | 7 |
| #156 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #55 | intimidating coiffure | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #32 | invisible potion | 14 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #133 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #808 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #43 | jangly bracelet | 2 |
| #67 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #22 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 2 |
| #20 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 4 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #70 | junk food | 1 |
| #34 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #57 | junk yard | 3 |
| #37 | kelp | 109 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #311 | kick-ass kicks | 5 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #145 | king cookie | 1 |
| #248 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #128 | lab-grown meat | 9 |
| #21 | labrador cookie | 4 |
| #7 | lava balaclava | 1 |
| #8 | lavalarva | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #21 | leafy browns | 1 |
| #54 | left parenthesis | 27 |
| #11 | leftover chocolate bar | 16 |
| #30 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #15 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 2 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #38 | libertagliatelle | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #867 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #134 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #14 | linoleum stick | 49 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #127 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #37 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #22 | liquid ice | 38 |
| #33 | little deuce cape | 3 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #75 | logging hatchet | 2 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 3 |
| #233 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #16 | love | 6 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #28 | lucky rabbitfish fin | 8 |
| #518 | lump of diamond | 2 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #160 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #164 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 1 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #1597 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #38 | mafia filofax | 21 |
| #32 | mafia middle finger ring | 3 |
| #27 | mafia organizer badge | 3 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #41 | magenta seashell | 31 |
| #424 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #646 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #337 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 4 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #342 | magical pony: Uniquity | 4 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #64 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #77 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #59 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #73 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #5 | marble mariachi hat | 2 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #34 | marshmallow bomb | 11 |
| #5 | marshroom | 27 |
| #37 | massive wrench | 2 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #34 | meat shield | 1 |
| #47 | meatball | 18 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #311 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #321 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #312 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #306 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #327 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #17 | mercenary pistol | 1 |
| #7 | mercenary rifle | 1 |
| #16 | meteorb | 4 |
| #53 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #35 | meteorthopedic shoes | 15 |
| #15 | military candy cane | 8 |
| #103 | military-grade peppermint oil | 2 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #115 | mime eraser | 5 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #109 | mole molé | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #109 | mooseflank | 58 |
| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #9 | moss floss | 5 |
| #6 | moss mace | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #66 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 93 |
| #35 | muculent machete | 4 |
| #264 | muffled muffuletta | 2 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #74 | mullet wig | 35 |
| #220 | multi-level marzipan | 2 |
| 🥇 | mumming trunk | 1 |
| #42 | murderbot component casing | 1 |
| #38 | murderbot power cell | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #12 | mutant arm | 14 |
| #10 | mutant crown | 1 |
| #14 | mutant legs | 1 |
| #443 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #20 | nasty desk bell | 2 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #107 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #8 | nauseating reagent | 1 |
| #83 | nega-mushroom | 26 |
| #375 | negative lump | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #14 | noir fedora | 1 |
| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #7 | note from Clancy | 11 |
| #15 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 2 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #339 | nugget of Crimbonium | 3 |
| #119 | ojo de pez burrito | 6 |
| #11 | one piece of bubble gum | 21 |
| #57 | onyx pawn | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #118 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 79 |
| #151 | orange candygram | 5 |
| #124 | orange peel hat | 4 |
| #31 | orange slime glob | 32 |
| #28 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #15 | out-of-work circus flea | 4 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #33 | oversized ice molecule | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of thanksgarden seeds | 1 |
| #121 | page of the Necrohobocon | 9 |
| #20 | paint palette | 2 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #19 | pair of plants | 1 |
| #127 | palm-frond cloak | 2 |
| #372 | papaya taco | 3 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #26 | patent aggression tonic | 3 |
| #264 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #16 | patent preventative tonic | 14 |
| #27 | patent sallowness tonic | 3 |
| #117 | pawn cookie | 2 |
| #36 | peace accordion | 6 |
| #133 | peanut brittle shield | 28 |
| #30 | pearlescent oyster egg | 26 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #33 | pentatonic accordion | 8 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #360 | peppermint tailings | 8 |
| #147 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #546 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #17 | pewter shavings | 1 |
| #622 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #40 | pickled bread | 7 |
| #27 | pickled grasshopper | 5 |
| #56 | piece of coral | 9 |
| #32 | piece of driftwood | 3 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #18 | pineapple slab | 18 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #43 | pirate brochure | 11 |
| #41 | pirate pamphlet | 12 |
| #6 | pirate radio ring | 1 |
| #32 | pirate tract | 19 |
| #5 | piratical blunderbuss | 1 |
| #391 | pitchfork | 4 |
| #48 | pixel coin | 50 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #55 | pixel sword | 5 |
| #26 | plain candy cane | 10 |
| #14 | plain snowcone | 308 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #30 | plastic doll arms | 4 |
| #38 | plastic doll legs | 1 |
| #294 | plastic ingot | 9 |
| #46 | plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 3 |
| #34 | plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #21 | plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 2 |
| #29 | plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #33 | plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 5 |
| #17 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 4 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8 | plush sea serpent | 1 |
| #75 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #195 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #11 | pool shark hair oil | 31 |
| #40 | porcelain candy dish | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #58 | portable dam | 2 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #61 | portable steam unit | 2 |
| #157 | portable table | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #47 | precision snowball | 9 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #183 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #112 | psychic's amulet | 3 |
| #90 | psychic's circlet | 13 |
| #115 | psychic's crystal ball | 2 |
| #102 | psychic's pslacks | 5 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #57 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #69 | quantum of familiar | 4 |
| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #34 | question juice | 24 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #40 | realistic cap gun | 7 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #36 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 5 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #15 | red rocket | 31 |
| #175 | red-and-green sweater | 18 |
| #28 | red-hot jawbreaker | 33 |
| #29 | red-hot knucklebone | 2 |
| #29 | red-hot sausage fork | 26 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #5 | reliable sixgun | 4 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #9 | rhinestone cowhorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #17 | ring of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #322 | rocky raccoon | 35 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #44 | round green sunglasses | 26 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1290 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #35 | rubber doll body | 1 |
| #38 | rubber doll head | 1 |
| #121 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
| #181 | runny icing | 1 |
| #52 | rusty chain necklace | 60 |
| #130 | sack lunch | 193 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #175 | salt plum | 1 |
| #169 | salt wages | 7 |
| #65 | salted mutton | 6 |
| #6 | sampler size toothpaste | 11 |
| #67 | sandpaper | 1 |
| #43 | sausage without a cause | 5 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #59 | sawblade shield | 58 |
| #15 | scepter of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #28 | scintillating oyster egg | 28 |
| #160 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #18 | scroll of minor invulnerability | 842 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #33 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 39 |
| #132 | sea radish | 1 |
| 🥇 | sea-worn candlestick | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #95 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #30 | security automa-core | 3 |
| #219 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 4 |
| #15 | shadow chef's hat | 1 |
| #6 | shadow hammer | 3 |
| #17 | shadow hot dog | 2 |
| #7 | shadow monocle | 2 |
| #15 | shadow pill | 3 |
| #13 | shadow trousers | 1 |
| #68 | shady shades | 1 |
| #115 | sham champagne | 3 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #13 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #58 | shining goblet | 2 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #31 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #23 | signal fragment | 20 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #31 | silent G | 2 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #149 | silent M | 2 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #196 | silent pea shooter | 2 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #16 | sizzling desk bell | 3 |
| #285 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #241 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #7 | slicksilver ring | 1 |
| #7 | slime fedora | 1 |
| #8 | slime knuckles | 1 |
| #8 | slime waders | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #339 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 13 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #29 | smoker's cloak | 1 |
| #35 | smoldering bagel punch | 61 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #32 | snake skin | 31 |
| #8 | snakeskin cowboy hat | 1 |
| #5 | snakeskin thighboots | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #62 | soda water | 149 |
| #203 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #20 | sonar fishfinder | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #16 | sour ball and chain | 1 |
| #55 | space wine | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #338 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #234 | spaghetti cult rosary | 4 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #204 | spangly mariachi pants | 2 |
| #202 | spangly sombrero | 2 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #30 | spant spear | 1 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #12 | sparkling orb | 22 |
| #28 | spearfish fishing spear | 8 |
| #67 | spectre scepter | 256 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #184 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #61 | spiritual fruitcake | 4 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #39 | squeaky toy rose | 4 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #11 | stained glass spectacles | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #992 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #48 | stainless steel shillelagh | 27 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #197 | stainless steel slacks | 13 |
| #417 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #568 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #147 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 4 |
| #133 | stale cheer wine | 6 |
| #48 | standards and practices guide | 48 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #21 | star pop | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #44 | starchy sword | 2 |
| #64 | steamed oyster | 44 |
| #108 | steel drivin' hammer | 3 |
| #4 | steel knuckles | 3 |
| #13 | stick of "gum" | 156 |
| #24 | stick of firewood | 402 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #58 | stink-penny | 211 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #15 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| #153 | straw hat | 1 |
| #2786 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #898 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 52 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #806 | stuffed Meat | 58 |
| #1294 | stuffed angry cow | 39 |
| #1163 | stuffed astral badger | 44 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4161 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #1273 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 40 |
| #961 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 51 |
| #950 | stuffed hand turkey | 52 |
| #443 | stuffed key | 129 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #766 | stuffed mink | 61 |
| #706 | stuffed monocle | 68 |
| #957 | stuffed scary death orb | 52 |
| #1364 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 38 |
| #821 | stuffed snowy owl | 57 |
| #1060 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 48 |
| #1458 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #845 | stuffed teddy butler | 54 |
| #983 | stuffed tin of caviar | 47 |
| #441 | stuffed treasure chest | 129 |
| #1210 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 42 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #10 | sugar raygun | 1 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #15 | super good fruit | 48 |
| #130 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #175 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #56 | suspicious-looking fedora | 2 |
| #47 | swamp haunch | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #816 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #390 | tap shoes | 2 |
| #163 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #46 | teflon spatula | 1 |
| #46 | temperance whiskey | 8 |
| #34 | temporary yak tattoo | 28 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #47 | tempura green and red bean | 1 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #6 | the Archwizard's briefs | 3 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #14 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 2 |
| #91 | thick walrus blubber | 50 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #30 | tie-dyed fannypack | 34 |
| #50 | tighty whiteys | 7 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #183 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #85 | tiny bomb | 56 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
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| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
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| #59 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 2 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
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| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #268 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 11 |
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| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #684 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 6 |
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| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 8 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
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| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
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| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
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| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
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| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
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| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
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| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
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| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
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| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
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| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
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| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
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| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #996 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
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| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
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| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
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| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
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| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #670 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 6 |
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| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
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| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #928 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 19 |
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| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
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| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
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| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 239 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
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| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
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| #851 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #3312 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
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| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
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| #1124 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #3367 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #147 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
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| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #79 | tobiko-infused sake | 2 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #9 | toy sixgun | 14 |
| #51 | toy taijijian | 1 |
| #243 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #216 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #16 | trench coat | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #31 | tube of pendulum lube | 26 |
| #26 | tube of villain white | 34 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #54 | turtle wax shield | 2 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #55 | tuxedo shirt | 5 |
| #65 | two meat muck | 2 |
| #10 | ultra-soft ferns | 209 |
| #22 | uncanny desk bell | 2 |
| #74 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #203 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #203 | unquiet spirits | 3 |
| #182 | unused soap | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #18 | velcro broadsword | 3 |
| #35 | velcro paddle ball | 1 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #6 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #7 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #10 | velour voulge | 1 |
| #196 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #13 | viral video | 26 |
| #25 | waders | 7 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #6 | warbear dress greaves | 2 |
| #5 | warbear dress helmet | 2 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #51 | water log | 1 |
| #25 | water wings for babies | 4 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #178 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #137 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #17 | weedy skirt | 1 |
| #7 | western-style skinning knife | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #48 | white belt | 1 |
| #159 | white candygram | 3 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #64 | white snakeskin duster | 2 |
| #88 | white whip | 1 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #27 | windicle | 3 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #52 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #347 | worn tophat | 3 |
| #166 | woven baling wire bracelets | 6 |
| #60 | wrench bracelet | 59 |
| #114 | wriggling worm | 5 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #200 | yellow candygram | 4 |
| #13 | yellow rocket | 36 |
| #42 | yellow seashell | 40 |
| #126 | yule gruel | 5 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #20 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |