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| #212 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 2 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #211 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 2 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #319 | D roll | 3 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #547 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 2 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #48 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 4 |
| #69 | Rattlin' Chains | 8 |
| #216 | Strix stix | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #606 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 8 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #591 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #101 | alien force field disruptor bean | 7 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #147 | black gold | 3 |
| #917 | bottle of goofballs | 28 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #313 | burst hellseal brain | 17 |
| #63 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #718 | dense meat stack | 16 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #374 | electrical thingamabob | 8 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #221 | glass of herbal tequila | 2 |
| #275 | gold lamé pants | 2 |
| #28 | gold nuggets | 2,832 |
| #91 | gold tooth | 6 |
| #223 | gold wedding ring | 36 |
| #51 | government | 3 |
| #185 | government cheese | 12 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #162 | legitimate business on the beach | 15 |
| #853 | marshmallow | 2 |
| #185 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #22 | nanorhino credit card | 1 |
| #146 | neutron lollipop | 3 |
| #168 | non-aged vinegar | 7 |
| #18 | oil of oiliness | 192 |
| #403 | orange | 33 |
| #604 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 4 |
| #585 | orange candy heart | 25 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #155 | orange peel hat | 3 |
| #763 | orange snowcone | 2 |
| #105 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 12 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #88 | peppermint eel sauce | 143 |
| #188 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #405 | pog #10 (hobo) | 2 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #19 | powdered gold | 50 |
| #14 | pulled orange taffy | 1,748 |
| #50 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 8 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #99 | rocket fuel | 3 |
| #246 | s'more | 50 |
| #232 | shot of mescal | 2 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #44 | space beast fur | 13 |
| #9 | space beast fur hat | 2 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #143 | space junk | 15 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #742 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 59 |
| #972 | stuffed Meat | 47 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #836 | stuffed key | 61 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1073 | stuffed mink | 40 |
| #1043 | stuffed monocle | 43 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1058 | stuffed teddy butler | 42 |
| #1051 | stuffed tin of caviar | 43 |
| #693 | stuffed treasure chest | 80 |
| #130 | sweet mochi ball | 13 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #232 | whiskey in a broken glass | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |