Shrapnel

RankItemQuantity
#294A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#34Alice's Army Alchemist58
#36Alice's Army Bowman24
#36Alice's Army Cleric23
#39Alice's Army Coward19
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#39Alice's Army Guard48
#32Alice's Army Halberder54
#45Alice's Army Hammerman18
#38Alice's Army Horseman20
#135Alice's Army Lanceman4
#41Alice's Army Mad Bomber45
#30Alice's Army Martyr12
#43Alice's Army Ninja46
#41Alice's Army Nurse56
#40Alice's Army Page45
#40Alice's Army Shieldmaiden46
#174Alice's Army Sniper1
#40Alice's Army Spearsman48
#34Alice's Army Swordsman58
#38Alice's Army Wallman49
#415Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#4Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#442BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt2
#237BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt4
#246BGE merchandise order form17
#566BGE pocket calendar1
#900BGE shotglass6
#676BGE temporary tattoo1
#17BGE tiny plastic toy30
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
🥉Black Angus blackburger11
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1742Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1119CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#5CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)2
#1012CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#530CRIMBCO lanyard1
#846CRIMBCO scrip100
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
#57Chester's moustache2
#1046Crimbo Candy Cookbook3
#46Crimbo Credit307
#1153Crimbo candied pecan3
#387Crimbo fudge29
#1099Crimbo peppermint bark4
#386Crimbo pie5
#328Crimbo salad4
#351Crimbo wreath2
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#117Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#269Crimbot battery1
#74Crimbot schematic: Big Head71
#193Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun2
#170Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs2
#65Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs85
#70Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise75
#64Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis27
#72Crimbot schematic: Power Arm76
#86Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker20
#53Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun95
#65Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet25
#86Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis61
#195Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet2
#856Crown of the Goblin King29
#61D roll196
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#664Drowsy Sword26
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
#93FDKOL commendation7,740
#31FDKOL fire hose1
#86FDKOL hotcakes100
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#59Friendliness Beverage181
#213Frosty's carrot1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#63Frown Exerciser1
🥈Fuzzby1
#93Gets-You-Drunk1
#182Go-Wassail106
#657Green Clover of Justice3
#93Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
#231Hodgman's blanket6
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#1116Iron Beta of Industry3
#910Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet29
🥈Lump-Stacking for Beginners2
#428Microplushie: Bropane22
#445Microplushie: Dorkonide7
#484Microplushie: Hippylase19
#553Microplushie: Hobomosome7
#503Microplushie: Otakulone20
#465Microplushie: Raverdrine12
#12Mini-Crimbot crate7
#397Miniborg beeper1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#406Miniborg strangler1
#154Mr. Haggis10
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#73New Zealand iced tea179
#987Nickel Gamma of Frugality3
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#873Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#146P.B.L.T.1
#358PEEZ dispenser1
#238Pack of Alice's Army Cards1
#1232Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#881Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#810Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#775Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#797Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#565Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#779Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#580Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#899Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#866Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#889Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#176Prelude of Precision1
#233Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
🥇Rethinking Candy21
#191Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags4
#91Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword2
#120Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro150
#142Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita127
#89Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier3
#132Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco134
🥈Tales of the Word Realms3
#205The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones7
#138The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#151The Necbronomicon2
#59The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1017Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1948Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#234Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette19
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#613Travels with Jerry2
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#190Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#164Typical Tavern swill62
#50Ultra Mega Sour Ball1
#183Uncle Crimbo's Rations7
🥈Uncle Crimbo's hat1
#110Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide123
#204Wand of Oscus1
#119Way More Tears™ pepper spray37
#366Yellow Moon of Compassion9
#323Zinc Delta of Tranquility4
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#189Zombo's shield1
#31accidental mutton2
🥇all-year sucker1
#134ammonite fossil45
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#79ballpark hot daub1
#820banana-frosted king cake2
#126bananagate51
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#768battered Crimbo Crate10
#49beach ball marble1
#17beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar28
#148belemnite fossil37
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#6black brandy11
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#659black striped oyster egg8
#138blank diary1
#46blind-packed capsule toy440
#181blind-packed die-cast metal toy81
#440blob-shaped Crimbo cookie15
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#615blue polka-dot oyster egg7
#36blue raspberry troll doll2
#2623blue striped oyster egg1
#177boiling seal blood10
#141bottle of fire102
#925bottle of goofballs28
#860bottle of single-barrel whiskey2
#3788box of sunshine16
#73brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#17bubble-wrap simulator100
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#22cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar22
#1098can of CRIMBCOLA4
#570candied bolts3
#127candied nuts7
#37chakra malt11
#267chakra sludge1
#49chakra-mental wine11
#72chitinous pod1
#136chocolate-frosted king cake15
#1563chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#663circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#133cold seal sweat27
#203cool whip27
#168corned-beef Reuben14
#171crystallized memory2
#920cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#743delicious salad40
#266dense meat stack1,068
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#43devilish folio135
#106disco horoscope (Aquarius)13
#89disco horoscope (Aries)15
#65disco horoscope (Cancer)22
#93disco horoscope (Capricorn)16
#84disco horoscope (Gemini)16
#77disco horoscope (Leo)19
#77disco horoscope (Libra)19
#52disco horoscope (Pisces)26
#119disco horoscope (Sagittarius)11
#82disco horoscope (Scorpio)17
#97disco horoscope (Taurus)13
#60disco horoscope (Virgo)22
#115discocktail58
#1641doll house1
#1609dollhive1
#70droll monocle19
#135drop of water-37100
#520drywall axe24
#1477duck-on-a-string1
#371dusty Crimbo crate30
#67electric Kool-Aid2
#63electronic dulcimer pants1
#1813elven limbos gingerbread1
#1789elven cellocello8
#1397elven socks1
#551elven suicide capsule29
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#1118enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#169epic wad3
#427extra-greasy slider4
#436facsimile dictionary24
#21faded green protest sign2
#17faded red protest sign2
#39fiery wing215
#65floaty inverse geode3
#90floaty rock1
#768floaty sand5
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#175foetid seal tear34
#20foot-long hot daub1
#14forbidden sausage28
#811friendly cheez blob3
#330fudge lily15
#63fudge pocket square1
#123fudge-shaped hole in space-time1
#111fudgecule22,237
#220fudgesicle1
#166future drug: Coolscaline4
#181future drug: Muscularactum2
#160future drug: Smartinex5
#195fuzzy busby16
#259giant discarded bottlecap20
#1455giant discarded plastic fork4
#728giant discarded torn-up glove5
#830giant pinky ring16
#608gingerbread house1
#938gingerbread mutant bugbear5
#274gingerbread robot4
#51glow-in-the-dark dart gun3
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#81glow-in-the-dark wristwatch3
#35gnashing teeth1
#39golden ring333
#33grape troll doll2
#199green gummi ingot171
#165gummi belemnite1
#258guy made of bee pollen12
#124haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis20
#46hambrosier11
#1334handful of confetti29
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1083heart of the volcano4
#138hot daub2
#18hot daub bun1
#231hot egg1
#246huge bowl of candy1
#1918immense cyborg hand2
#135imp unity ring32
#497irradiated candy cane8
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#551jar of fermented pickle juice2
#213jerky coins104
#41jingle bell1
#47kiwi beak25
#154kumquartz43
#85kumquartz ring1
#736laser-broiled pear12
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2308lavender plastic oyster egg1
#1767lavender striped oyster egg1
#420licorice garrote5
#235licorice root29
#118liquid shifting time weirdness10
#183lollipop stick428
#251lump of coal1
#101magicberry tablets33
#112magnetic sculpture kit11
#45mass of wriggling tentacles1
#1984mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2253mauve plastic oyster egg1
#280molten brick25
#1463nanite-infested candy cane6
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#119nanofiber cloth55
#378negative lump1
#647night-vision goggles3
#16note from Clancy5
#38nugget of Crimbonium178
#301nut-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#697obsidian dagger26
#1365off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2535off-white plastic oyster egg1
#902off-white polka-dot oyster egg3
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#108old school calculator watch25
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#1187oozenog4
#724orange and black Crimboween candy2
#520pack of pogs32
#983pair of bolt cutters3
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#10parasitic claw14
#229parasitic headgnawer1
#235parasitic strangleworm1
#1057passable elf mask5
#1303patent leather shoes1
#145pearidot47
#64pebblebräu2
#1396penguin focaccia bread12
#1284penguin thesaurus2
#57phish stick19
#183pink plastic baby3
#635plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#529plastic ingot1
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#834poison pen2
#2126polyalloy shield1
#1625pork elf goodies sack1
🥉potion of spiritual gunkifying11
#16powdered candy sushi set45
#2035puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2254puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1294pulsing flesh2
#874really dense meat stack6
#28record of tranquil silence1
#202red gummi ingot167
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#344rigid carapace11
#1205roasted marshmallow6
#109rocky road ice cream1
#2487rogue swarmer7
#144roll of toilet paper777
#1103rubber WWBD? bracelet7
#2227rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#2196rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#1263rubber WWtNSD? bracelet6
#1273sandwich of the gods4
#106sawblade fragment172
#103scissor duck1
#136security flashlight9
#11silent beret5
#53silent pea shooter25
#297smoking grass263
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
#1050solid gold bowling ball12
#32soul knife1
#35soul mask1
🥈soul monocle1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#99spirit blanket4
#111spirit gum41
#198spirit mattress1
#63spirit pillow7
#44spirit sheet9
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#57stinkwater1
#225strawberry supersucker1
#158strawberyl46
#600string of Crimbo lights1
#13studded sealhide shield2
#1913stuffed Cheshire bitten26
#1743stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech29
#3383stuffed angry cow13
#3538stuffed astral badger12
#2515stuffed baby gravy fairy20
#1467stuffed can of asparagus1
#3296stuffed cocoabo13
#2714stuffed flaming gravy fairy18
#2220stuffed frozen gravy fairy23
#2680stuffed hand turkey18
#1992stuffed mind flayer26
#2706stuffed scary death orb18
#526stuffed shoulder parrot42
#2928stuffed sleazy gravy fairy16
#2494stuffed snowy owl19
#1414stuffed spooky gravy fairy37
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#2348stuffed stinky gravy fairy21
#2470stuffed undead elbow macaroni20
#164sturdy Crimbo crate119
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#42sucker scaffold206
#278sucker tachi1
#45superheated fudge88
#24sweet mochi ball85
#20sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar28
#74teddy borg sewing kit1
#294throbbing rage gland1
#24throwing wrench96
#651tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#133tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear29
#118tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type18
#65tiny plastic Beebee King26
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#68tiny plastic Big Candy4
#152tiny plastic Bugbear Captain7
#444tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#89tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter37
#6231tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#25tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™9
#102tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel18
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4231tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#100tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#100tiny plastic Crimbot1
#636tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#84tiny plastic Father McGruber36
#55tiny plastic Fudge Wizard5
#3956tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#158tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist25
#2775tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#76tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#72tiny plastic Krampus1
#76tiny plastic Lord Flameface11
#17tiny plastic MechaElf11
#369tiny plastic Mob Penguin3
#402tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#114tiny plastic Norville Rogers31
#3865tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#109tiny plastic Queen Bee18
#46tiny plastic Rene C. Corman16
#120tiny plastic Scott the Miner31
#2760tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#18tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku11
#109tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer18
#76tiny plastic Your Brain1
#63tiny plastic abominable fudgeman5
#2627tiny plastic accordion thief2
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1734tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#6125tiny plastic angry goat2
#141tiny plastic angry space marine28
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#2812tiny plastic anime smiley2
#16tiny plastic animelf13
#3979tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#6173tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#6147tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#124tiny plastic batbugbear29
#60tiny plastic bee swarm49
#87tiny plastic beebee gunners38
#100tiny plastic beebee queue35
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#110tiny plastic black ops bugbear32
#100tiny plastic blazing bat33
#6192tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#3957tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#119tiny plastic bugaboo32
#117tiny plastic buzzerker31
#95tiny plastic cavebugbear39
#332tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#6135tiny plastic cocoabo2
#6243tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#52tiny plastic colollilossus5
#3914tiny plastic cubist bull1
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#3878tiny plastic drunk goat1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#354tiny plastic fat stack of cash3
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3846tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#100tiny plastic fire servant20
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#3927tiny plastic fruit golem1
#4887tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#6235tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#6160tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#3906tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#6105tiny plastic grue2
#4600tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#6153tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#180tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear23
#6079tiny plastic killer bee2
#3895tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#6176tiny plastic leprechaun2
#6190tiny plastic levitating potato2
#3841tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#88tiny plastic moneybee38
#8118tiny plastic mosquito1
#80tiny plastic mumblebee43
#368tiny plastic mutant elf3
#2156tiny plastic ninja snowman3
#4349tiny plastic pastamancer1
#127tiny plastic peacannon16
#4801tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#2819tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#123tiny plastic spiderbugbear17
#3839tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#6204tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#6134tiny plastic stab bat2
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#585tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#320tiny plastic strand of DNA3
#16tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf13
#115tiny plastic the Free Man17
#57tiny plastic trollipop5
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3874tiny plastic warwelf1
#2703tiny plastic whitesnake2
#901toast748
#127tourmalime52
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#67toy Crimbot mega face1
#67toy Crimbot power glove1
#64toy Crimbot rocket legs1
#62toy Crimbot super fist1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2262toy space helmet1
#379triangular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#160trilobite fossil33
#566twinkly wad95
#833twitching claw6
#172twitching time capsule1
#2639unstable laser battery8
#248unused walkie-talkie1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#675vitachoconutriment capsule7
🥇wand of fudge control1
#202warbear battery14
#59warbear bearserker potion34
#131warbear breakfast machine assembler5
#117warbear drone assembler5
#125warbear empathy chip5
#211warbear foil hat1
#66warbear liquid overcoat35
#91warbear requisition box68
#218warbear soda machine assembler2
#129warbear wardance potion12
#187warbear whosit1,055
#81wind-up meatcar137
#82wriggling tentacle1
#195yellow gummi ingot170
#1801yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#248yellow polka-dot oyster egg9
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 44,916 items total!

what items are this player missing?