| #87 | "DRINK ME" potion | 586 |
| #458 | 1-ball | 10 |
| #284 | 2-ball | 17 |
| #326 | 3-ball | 15 |
| #127 | 30669 scroll | 97 |
| #100 | 33398 scroll | 262 |
| #418 | 334 scroll | 11 |
| #337 | 4-ball | 14 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #189 | 4-dimensional guitar | 10 |
| #397 | 5-ball | 11 |
| #262 | 6-ball | 21 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #237 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 13 |
| #328 | 7-ball | 16 |
| #457 | 8-ball | 53 |
| #195 | 9-ball | 6 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #164 | Alice's Army Cleric | 2 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #59 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 5 |
| #267 | Amulet of Yendor | 86 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #102 | Beach Buck | 47 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #129 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 4 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #396 | Boris's ring | 4 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Celsius 233 | 3 |
| #85 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 27 |
| #88 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #102 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 46 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #1561 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #76 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 22 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #813 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #707 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 4 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #5 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #135 | How to Play Othello | 2 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #90 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #100 | Jack-in-the-box | 49 |
| 🥇 | January's Garbage Tote | 1 |
| #285 | Jarlsberg's earring | 5 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #271 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 8 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #17 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 4,007 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #653 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 16 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #88 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #124 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 20 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #89 | Poison Oak trading card | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #90 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #53 | Red Balloon of Valor | 4 |
| #47 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 44 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #35 | Roo trading card | 4 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #40 | Serenity trading card | 3 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #565 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| #12 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #9 | Spacegate access badge | 2 |
| #9 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 2 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #8 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 2 |
| #176 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 2 |
| #30 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 16 |
| #28 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 10 |
| #44 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 8 |
| #28 | Stooper | 4 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #12 | Tales of Spelunking | 86 |
| 🥈 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 2 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Big Book of Communism | 2 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #52 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 2 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #49 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 2 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #44 | The Snake trading card | 3 |
| 🥉 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #76 | Thorny Toad trading card | 2 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #788 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #12 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 2 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #75 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 3 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #41 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 3 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #120 | Zim Merman's guitar | 6 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #96 | a butt tuba | 17 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #253 | abominable snowcone | 71 |
| #85 | accordionoid rocca | 2 |
| #329 | acoustic guitarrr | 11 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #41 | alarm accordion | 2 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #42 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 181 |
| #498 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 22 |
| #108 | ancient cursed foot locker | 3 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #191 | ancient stone head | 2 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #144 | asbestos ore | 64 |
| #93 | autocalliope | 2 |
| #680 | awful poetry journal | 84 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1204 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #85 | baconstone earring | 2 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #87 | baritone accordion | 2 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #459 | barrrnacle | 34 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #197 | beach glass necklace | 2 |
| #87 | beer-battered accordion | 3 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #170 | big bass drum | 8 |
| #86 | black candy heart | 161 |
| #109 | black kettle drum | 13 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #651 | black-and-blue light | 21 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #95 | bone abacus | 7 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #745 | bottle of goofballs | 34 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #121 | brick | 277 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #99 | bubblewrap ore | 29 |
| #73 | bubblin' crude | 465 |
| #106 | calavera concertina | 2 |
| #113 | cardboard ore | 21 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #75 | charming flute | 13 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #126 | chrome ore | 59 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1564 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #401 | club necklace | 16 |
| #518 | cocoa egg | 16 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #35 | counterfeit city | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #237 | dented harmonica | 7 |
| #91 | designer handbag | 24 |
| #375 | diamond necklace | 16 |
| #262 | didgeridooka | 14 |
| #756 | disassembled clover | 36 |
| #341 | disintegrating sheet music | 6 |
| #967 | disturbing fanfic | 38 |
| #439 | divine champagne flute | 6 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #120 | drab sonata | 61 |
| #291 | drum machine | 17 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #130 | eldritch effluvium | 723 |
| 🥉 | eldritch ichor | 7,585 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1291 | fake fake vomit | 11 |
| #1039 | fake hand | 14 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #180 | finger cymbals | 4 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #571 | flavored foot massage oil | 27 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #670 | foam dart | 10 |
| #17 | folder (barbarian) | 1 |
| #162 | freshwater pearl necklace | 3 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #369 | fuzzbump | 5 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #496 | ga-ga radio | 2 |
| #305 | garish pinky ring | 15 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #13 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 23 |
| #12 | gilded ancient cursed key | 19 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #126 | ginormous pumpkin | 2 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #50 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 17 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #54 | golden gum | 12 |
| #46 | golden gun | 24 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #376 | green candy heart | 52 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #53 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #538 | grue egg | 48 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #67 | guancertina | 2 |
| #125 | guitar pick | 44 |
| #213 | half-sized guitar | 3 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #15 | haunted doghouse | 1 |
| #187 | heart necklace | 28 |
| #192 | heavy metal sonata | 3 |
| #320 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #250 | hippy bongo | 2 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #32 | huge pumpkin | 15 |
| #134 | hunk of granite | 11 |
| #28 | imitation crab zoea | 2 |
| #340 | imp unity ring | 3 |
| #9 | inert sludgepuppy | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #401 | joybuzzer | 77 |
| #154 | jungle drum | 4 |
| #308 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #205 | knob bugle | 5 |
| #407 | lavender candy heart | 45 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #298 | leaflet | 3 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #440 | lihc eye pie | 3 |
| #149 | linoleum ore | 44 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1374 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #243 | magic whistle | 6 |
| #281 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 6 |
| #283 | magical pony: Pearjack | 5 |
| #500 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #297 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 5 |
| #270 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 6 |
| #293 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #67 | meatsmithing guide | 10 |
| #75 | metal meteoroid | 6 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #6 | mime army shotglass | 6 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| 🥇 | mumming trunk | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #106 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #85 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 2 |
| #40 | nugget of quicksilver | 1 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #284 | ocarina of space | 6 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #87 | oil shell | 1 |
| #700 | orange candy heart | 12 |
| #85 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 3 |
| #93 | out-of-tune biwa | 4 |
| #471 | pack of KWE trading card | 7 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #587 | party hat | 2 |
| #236 | pat-a-cake pendant | 5 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #90 | personalized coffee mug | 729 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #1127 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 10 |
| #1452 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #211 | phat turquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #514 | pink candy heart | 27 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #333 | plastic guitar | 3 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #112 | pocket theremin | 9 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #16 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| 🥇 | portable pantogram | 1 |
| #295 | potato sprout | 7 |
| #478 | potted cactus | 3 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #263 | rave whistle | 12 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #49 | red book | 11 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #282 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #2133 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #187 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 29 |
| #179 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 29 |
| #224 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 25 |
| #181 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 28 |
| #1168 | rubber emo roe | 15 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #405 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 3 |
| #1065 | scroll of drastic healing | 6 |
| #723 | scroll of pasta summoning | 11 |
| #12 | seal-blubber candle | 638 |
| #47 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #160 | shiny hood ornament | 7 |
| #1196 | shiny ring | 16 |
| #204 | shiny tribal beads | 6 |
| #168 | shovelful of dirt | 4 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #132 | solid gold jewel | 2 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #149 | spade necklace | 32 |
| #27 | special edition Batfellow comic | 125 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #143 | standards and practices guide | 1 |
| #113 | star starfish | 4 |
| #548 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 33 |
| #961 | stolen accordion | 16 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #445 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 98 |
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| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
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| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
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| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
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| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #877 | towel | 8 |
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| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #604 | turtle totem | 50 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
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| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #142 | volleyball | 1 |
| #108 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |
| #82 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #459 | white candy heart | 40 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #140 | wind-up chattering teeth | 184 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #104 | world's smallest violin | 8 |
| #277 | worthless trinket | 16 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
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