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| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
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| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
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| #938 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
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| #240 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 18 |
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| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
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| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
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| #714 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
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| #685 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
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| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
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| #455 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 15 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
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| #405 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 8 |
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| #271 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 9 |
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| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
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| #834 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 9 |
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| #656 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 25 |
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| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
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| #307 | tiny plastic fire servant | 8 |
| #719 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 10 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
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| #880 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 20 |
| #835 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 21 |
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| #585 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 12 |
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| #326 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 13 |
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| #309 | tiny plastic moneybee | 14 |
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| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #372 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 12 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #393 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 18 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
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| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
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| #374 | tiny plastic sauceror | 11 |
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| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
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| #378 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 18 |
| #415 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 6 |
| #456 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 15 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 19 |
| #663 | tiny plastic star starfish | 25 |
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| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #328 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 27 |
| #844 | tiny plastic taco cat | 9 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #306 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 8 |
| #525 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 13 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #556 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #417 | tiny plastic warwelf | 16 |
| #467 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 15 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #804 | tiny plastic zmobie | 9 |
| #221 | towel | 42 |
| #94 | twisted-up wet towel | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #183 | untamable turtle | 10 |
| #176 | unusual disco ball | 11 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
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