| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #517 | FDKOL commendation | 202 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #351 | bottle of fire | 5 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #42 | fiery wing | 199 |
| #6 | foot-long hot daub | 2 |
| #732 | forbidden sausage | 2 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #5 | hot daub bun | 2 |
| #8 | hot daub stand | 2 |
| #1214 | hot wing | 2 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #358 | molten brick | 9 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #191 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #864 | sweet mochi ball | 2 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |