Museum :: The Mushboom

The Mushboom

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#116	"DRINK ME" potion	362
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1015	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#96	37x37x37 puzzle cube	38
#1473	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#275	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#174	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#173	Alice's Army Coward	2
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#206	Alice's Army Guard	2
#206	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#228	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#172	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#205	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#206	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#160	Alice's Army Page	4
#183	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#110	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#206	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#205	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#208	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#190	BACON	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1450	BGE shotglass	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#55	BRICKO bulwark	2
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#40	BRICKO ooze	2
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#35	BRICKO stud	36
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2036	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#591	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#151	Barulio's bottle	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#197	Battlie Light Saver	1
#129	Beach Buck	21
#102	Beignet Milgranet	1
#134	Belt of Howling Anger	3
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#454	Bling of the New Wave	3
#568	Blood Light	1
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#35	Bonestabber	1
#159	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#96	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#114	Boss Drops	1
#118	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	2
#148	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1462	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#260	CRIMBCOLOAF	9
#67	CSA all-purpose soap	87
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#67	CSA cheerfulness ration	148
#225	CSA discount card	1
#171	CSA fire-starting kit	114
#71	CSA obedience grenade	183
#81	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	149
#72	Camp Scout pup tent	159
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#46	Cement Mixer	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#91	Chinese curse words	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#391	Chroner	33
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#478	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#129	Claybender glasses	2
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#122	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#144	Coinspiracy	5
#1481	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#151	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#786	Corpse Island iced tea	6
#1485	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#470	Crimbo candied pecan	23
#546	Crimbo fudge	19
#12	Crimbo paste	44
#552	Crimbo peppermint bark	18
#116	Crimbo pie	31
#84	Crimbo salad	7
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#129	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#110	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#60	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#129	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#2214	Crimbuck	20
#1963	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#94	Cursed Punch	1
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#24	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	38
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#1653	Drowsy Sword	5
#31	Drunken Astrophysicist	5
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#185	Duskwalker syringe	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#258	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#285	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#66	Elf Army machine parts	42
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#351	Elf Guard MPC	3
#34	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	10
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#29	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	11
#43	Elf Guard patrol cap	3
#123	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#152	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#500	Elfin shortbread	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#120	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#159	Fitspiration™ poster	2
#45	Flaming Knob	3
#83	Fog Murderer	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#80	Freddy Kruegerand	162
#83	Fromage Pinotage	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#72	Fu Manchu Wax	5
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#119	FunFunds™	8
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#180	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#197	Game Grid ticket	11
#236	Game Grid token	2
#149	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	5
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#152	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#108	Gearhead Goo	4
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#33	Ghost Dog Chow	16
#89	Gin Mint	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#726	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#66	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#657	Green Clover of Justice	3
#77	Green Giant	1
#156	Green Manalishi	2
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#77	Hell broth	5
#613	Hell ramen	1
#128	Helm of the Scream Emperor	3
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#165	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#182	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	7
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#82	Inner Truth	4
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#559	Instant Karma	9
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#35	Jack-O-Lantern beer	30
#1038	Jack-in-the-box	2
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#88	Kelflar vest	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#163	Knob Goblin Mutagen	4
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#239	Knob nuts	1
#217	Knob pasty	2
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#474	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#669	LED block	1
#102	Li'l Businessman Kit	2
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1467	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	15
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#87	Lumineux Limnio	1
#497	M-242	11
#186	MSG	2
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#5	Mansquito Serum	3
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#120	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	13
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#148	Meat maid body	1
#16	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	10
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#29	Memory Disk, Alpha	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#160	Mer-kin cookiestove	5
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#69	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#14	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#118	Mer-kin healscroll	6
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#6	Mer-kin paste	47
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#89	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#34	Mer-kin thighguard	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#459	Microplushie: Bropane	20
#370	Microplushie: Dorkonide	9
#499	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	7
#362	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	6
#391	Microplushie: Gothochondria	19
#450	Microplushie: Hippylase	21
#254	Microplushie: Hipsterine	5
#287	Microplushie: Hobomosome	22
#444	Microplushie: Otakulone	25
#401	Microplushie: Raverdrine	16
#420	Microplushie: Sororitrate	19
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#91	Mint Yulep	1
#340	Misty Cape	2
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#1131	Mob Penguin cellular phone	10
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#110	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#105	Morto Moreto	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#142	Mr. Haggis	12
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#92	Muschat	1
#374	NG	1
#633	NPZR chemistry set	1
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#128	Necrotelicomnicon	6
#288	Neuromancer	1
#15	New Age healing crystal	6,538
#529	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	11
#128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	13
#115	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	14
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	3
#218	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	3
#186	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	4
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#131	Nuclear Blastball	15
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#107	Okee-Dokee soda	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#188	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	3
#2363	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#26	Party-in-a-Can™	6
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#464	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#136	PlexiPips	1
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#61	Pokëmann band-aid	37
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	12
#90	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	13
#33	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	11
#158	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	9
#54	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	17
#66	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	15
#129	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	13
#74	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	8
#47	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	17
#101	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	16
#91	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	7
#48	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	24
#78	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	19
#84	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	17
#58	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	22
#174	Polysniff Perfume	1
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#44	Punchplanter	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#52	R'lyeh	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#38	Red Dwarf	5
#447	Red Rover BB gun	6
#10	Red Russian	2
#80	Red X Shield	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#75	SMOOCH soda	3
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#82	Sangria de Menthe	1
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#1049	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#126	Science Notebook	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#194	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#16	Shivering Chèvre	367
#44	Shot of the Living Dead	5
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#41	Sinful Desires	23
#179	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#619	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#97	Smart Bone Dust	3
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#213	Space Tours Tripple	2
#946	Spam Witch sammich	4
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#645	Steal This Candy	1
#74	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#58	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	3
#58	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	2
#93	Stephen's secret formula	1
#123	Stone Golem pebbles	5
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#34	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	3
#226	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#98	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	189
#104	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	186
#89	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	3
#100	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	193
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#94	Tales of Spelunking	1
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#204	Tears of the Quiet Healer	3
#54	Telltale™ rubber heart	7
#100	Tequiz Navidad	1
#109	Texas tea	1
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
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#27	tiny plastic nog lab	2
#36	tiny plastic orphan	2
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#24	tiny plastic primary lab	2
#34	tiny plastic reindeer	2
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#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#1781	tiny plastic scary clown	4
#21	tiny plastic sea elf	3
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#1784	tiny plastic senile lihc	4
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#2819	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
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#2146	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
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#1783	tiny plastic spooky vampire	4
#893	tiny plastic stab bat	20
#913	tiny plastic star starfish	19
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2899	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#1452	tiny plastic taco cat	5
#101	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	3
#3863	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4483	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#1773	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
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#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
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#28	tiny plastic wild beaver	2
#19	tiny plastic yuleviathan	3
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#863	tiny shaker of salt	2
#23	tiny top hat and cane	3
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#891	tires	1
#265	tisket	1
#1051	titanium assault umbrella	1
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#124	toast with jam	1
#75	toasted brie	1
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#51	toy taijijian	1
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#94	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
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#90	transdermal smoke patch	1
#45	transmission from planet Xi	1
#30	transporter transponder	488
#3146	tree-eating kite	1
#1041	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#96	triad summoning scroll	1
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
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#44	tropical island souvenir crate	1
#618	tropical orchid	1
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#125	tropical swill	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#498	true grit	1
#576	tube of dread wax	1
#72	tube of herbal ointment	1
#442	tube sock	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#604	turtle pheromones	2
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#286	turtlemail bits	1
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#317	twinkly nuggets	15
#225	twinkly powder	28
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#105	twist of lime	1
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#100	ultrafondue	1
#90	una poca de gracia	11
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#483	unearthed potsherd	1
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#107	unrolling pin	1
#15	unspeakable lozenges	2
#2303	unstable DNA	1
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#254	unstable quark	2
#1127	unusual disco ball	2
#135	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#458	upsy daisy	1
#38	urchin roe	1
#729	urinal cake	1
#222	useless powder	776
#1495	valuable trinket	19
#168	vampire chowder	1
#1913	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#268	vampire pearl	1
#68	veiny spore pod	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#54	velcro broadsword	1
#155	velcro ore	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#1823	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
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#1044	viking helmet	1
#336	vinegar	115
#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#467	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#567	volcanic ash	1
#143	volleyball	1
#172	voodoo glowskull	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
#1099	wad of dough	1
#105	wad of slimy rags	10
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#267	wand of pigification	1
#511	war tongs	1
#166	warbear gyro	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#286	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	2
#600	warbear whosit	8
#42	warm fur	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#103	wasabi pocky	1
#110	wasabi-infused sake	1
#940	water pipe bomb	1
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#474	water wings	1
#192	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#158	waterlogged metal	2
#138	waterlogged wood	1
#8	wax hat	2
#10	wax pants	2
#70	weighted paperclip chain	1
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#160	wet venom duct	1
#262	whalebone corset	1
#1538	wheel	1
#126	whimpering willow bark	1
#220	whip kit	1
#486	whisker pencil	1
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#411	whiskey and soda	1
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#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
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#872	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
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#586	white collar	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#1106	white lightning	1
#68	white mana	2
#416	white rice	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#53	whole roasted chicken	2
#110	whole turkey leg	1
#615	whoopie cushion	50
#512	wicker shield	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#75	willyweed	43
#169	wind-up ensign	1
#155	wind-up navigation droid	1
#166	wind-up owl	1
#51	wind-up spider	4
#168	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#94	wings of fire	1
#1129	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#34	woim	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#429	wonderwall shield	1
#366	wooden axe	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#597	worthless gewgaw	4
#862	worthless knick-knack	2
#591	wreath of laurels	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#15	wrench handle	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#108	wumpus hair	19
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#421	x-ray specs	50
#80	yak toupee	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#1378	yellow candy heart	1
#39	yellow matter custard	4
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#658	yellow snowcone	50
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#59	your own black heart	17
#149	yule hatchet	1
#143	yummy death watch beetle	4
#148	zmobie	1
#187	zombie hollandaise	1
#21	zombie mariachi hat	1

Wow, that's 33,824 items total!

what items are this player missing?