Nocsha

RankItemQuantity
#1631952 Mickey Mantle card8
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#71Adventurer bobblehead2
#78Aggressive Carrot3
#273Alice's Army Alchemist1
#229Alice's Army Bowman1
#223Alice's Army Cleric1
#230Alice's Army Coward1
#155Alice's Army Dervish1
#11Alice's Army Foil Dervish1
#15Alice's Army Foil Sniper1
#258Alice's Army Guard1
#247Alice's Army Halberder1
#211Alice's Army Hammerman1
#226Alice's Army Horseman1
#224Alice's Army Lanceman1
#261Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#254Alice's Army Ninja1
#257Alice's Army Nurse1
#258Alice's Army Page1
#266Alice's Army Shieldmaiden1
#172Alice's Army Sniper1
#250Alice's Army Spearsman1
#255Alice's Army Swordsman1
#255Alice's Army Wallman1
#104Ambitious Turkey3
#1227Argarggagarg's fang1
#101BACON232
#4298Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#116Better Than Cuddling Cake20
#563Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#25Boosty Juice1
#4Boris's Helm (askew)1
#233Boris's key lime1
#257Boris's key lime pie3
#925Boris's ring1
#1675Boss Bat bling1
#79Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air21
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1014CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1055CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#31Choco-Mint patty25
#144Chorale of Companionship1
#282Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#9Cold Fang1
#61Cold One5
#785Corpse Island iced tea6
#823Crimbo Candy Cookbook5
#810Crimbo fudge10
#751Crimbo pie1
#9Dogsgotnonoz pills70
#109Duskwalker syringe5
#47Ecto-Cooler20
#198FDKOL hotcakes21
#860Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots2
#38Fettris1
#157GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine4
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
#1144Heimandatz's heart1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#174Jarlsberg's key lime pie6
#29Knob Goblin learning pill85
#291Knob Goblin steroids39
#215Knob pasty2
#357M-24220
#263Mae West with a fly in it1
#21Manual of Numberology1
#9Marvin's marvelous pill74
#154Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery2
🥇Meatcleaver1
#372Meleegra™ pills25
#980Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#890Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#750Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#985Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#999Microplushie: Hippylase1
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1009Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#962Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#105Mornington crescent roll4
#332Newbiesport™ tent5
#6Now You're Cooking With Grease1
#233O'RLY manual1
#87P.B.L.T.25
#80Pack of Alice's Army Cards95
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#16Red Pill28
#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#43Sacramento wine40
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#1051Schrödinger's thermos1
#471Sinful Desires1
#150Sneaky Pete's key lime2
#313Sneaky Pete's key lime pie2
#29Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#19Spelunker of Fortune1
#209Squat-Thrust Magazine1
#947Summer Nights1
#22Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!1
#19Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin26
#15Tea, Earl Grey, Hot24
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#6The Big Book of Communism3
#513The Big Book of Pirate Insults4
#18The Emperor's new cookie15
#29The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide2
#20This Charming Flan21
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#424Thwaitgold cockroach statuette1
#1944Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#331Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#888Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette10
🥇Toot Oriole care package1
#29Trout Fishing in Loathing1
#33Twelve Night Energy29
#918Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#22Uncle Romulus (used)1
#57Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode1
#132agua de vida30
#36airborne mutagen1
#77alien drugs42
#18alien protein powder22
#1018ammonite fossil1
#87angst burger7
#494anticheese8
#60antimatter wad7
#543antique 8-Bit Power magazine2
#29armored prawn3
#27aspirin20
#894astral mushroom4
#71badass pie3
#585bag of Cheat-Os8
#141bag of pygmy blood2
#317ballroom blintz9
#337banana cream pie1
#23bark rootbeer23
#184beautiful rainbow1
#21beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar24
#13bishop cookie20
#6bitter pill26
#54black cherry soda20
#53black mana9
#77blackberry polite5
#28blank diary5
#199blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#691blob-shaped Crimbo cookie10
#57blood-drive sticker2
#25blue mana116
#2622blue striped oyster egg1
#32blue-frosted astral cupcake52
#96borrowed time6
#340bottle of Domesticated Turkey2
#49bottle of Lambada Lambic1
#64bottle of Old Pugilist1
#62bottle of Professor Beer1
#53bottle of Rapier Witbier1
#5bottle of extra-strength melodramamine23
#3682bottle of goofballs3
#11bottle of limeade20
#17bottle of melodramamine27
#87bottled day3
#93bowl of Tastee-Wheet™1
#63bowl of maggots1
#8box of Familiar Jacks360
#1595box of sunshine106
#80brain preservation fluid5
#18breakfast miracle20
#206breath mint2
#2708brick1
#26browser cookie32
#138bucket of wine2
#20bugbear purification pill60
#270bunch of bananas18
#35bundle of "fragrant" herbs1
#13cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar41
#5can of Adultwitch™20
#2153can of CRIMBCOLA1
#298can of V-111
#1462can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce5
#2359candied yams2
#4candy carrot cake21
#11carrot cake21
#873casino pass1
#65choco-Crimbot57
#30chocolate cigar36
#46chocolate disco ball67
#43chocolate pasta spoon66
#44chocolate saucepan65
#33chocolate seal-clubbing club69
#45chocolate stolen accordion67
#43chocolate turtle totem54
#578chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#44chocotini2
#23cinnamon cannoli3
#22club sandwich24
#281cold wad4
#681colorful plastic ball1
#144concentrated magicalness pill16
#44conjured ice cream25
#208cookie cookie4
#104corned-beef Reuben36
#187corpse on the beach27
#141corpsebite2
#1818corpsedriver1
#1465corpsetini2
#120cosmic lemonade1
#46cranberry cordial20
#238cream stout13
#191creamsicle25
#44crystal skeleton vodka7
#23cupcake-in-a-cup20
#20cuppa Sobrie tea21
#15deck of lewd playing cards1
#16defective Game Grid token1
#27delicious star salad6
#15deluxe layer cake41
#228digital key lime pie3
#220dire fudgesicle7
#384displaced fish9
#28distention pill25
#29dreadful box1
#9dream of a dog20
#353drum machine11
#806eggnog20
#29electric Kool-Aid5
#748elven suicide capsule24
#314epic wad1
#100essential tofu1
#60extra-greasy slider48
#1641facsimile dictionary2
#13fake washboard1
#226fancy but probably evil chocolate20
#112fancy chocolate20
#134fancy chocolate car22
#125filet of The Fish1
#90floaty rock1
#816foam dart1
#149foie gras12
#9forbidden sausage39
#55frog lip-print20
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#706frozen banquet1
#3426fruitcake1
#34fudge bunny20
#105fudge-shaped hole in space-time2
#19fudgesicle38
#94future drug: Coolscaline20
#97future drug: Muscularactum20
#98future drug: Smartinex21
#8gallon of milk20
#17ghost pepper11
#121giant jar of protein powder6
#240giant marshmallow1
#39gift card15
#427gift-a-pult1
#806gingerbread robot1
#78giraffe-necked turtle15
#1495gloomy black mushroom1
#34glowing syringe21
#630gold wedding ring3
#167golden twig1
#69gooey paste1
#250green candygram1
#181green drunki-bear2
#49green mana8
🥉green pill21
#45green-frosted astral cupcake36
#6grilled cheese sandwich18
#3896grue egg3
#207grue egg omelette15
#120gummi turtle10
#376guy made of bee pollen7
#132hamburger8
#227hamlet sandwich2
#2056handful of confetti16
#58heavy hot sauce1
#101heavy leather-bound tome2
#51homeopathic mint tea2
#201hot stuffing1
#266hot wad12
#50hypodermic needle23
#5ice cream sandwich34
#15ice rice28
#142imitation crab crate2
#19incredible pizza23
#201irradiated pet snacks1
#93irradiated turtle10
#364jar of fermented pickle juice5
#317java cookie3
#1862jawbruiser1
#82jumping horseradish1
#201kamicorpse-ee1
#48karma shawarma10
#15king cookie21
#376kiwi1
#13knight cookie20
#785knuckle sandwich21
#12lava cake20
#428lime20
#141little black book1
#69little red jam1
#66live lobster20
#36lupine appetite hormones1
#1893magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#188magicberry tablets1
#237mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#735maple syrup2
#250marshmallow100
#70mid-level medieval mead1
#68mocking turtle17
#365mojo filter2
#495mother's little helper3
#7munchies pill297
#131musk turtle2
#7nachos of the night21
#27natto marble soda20
🥉nest egg1
#23neurostim pill67
#19numberwang1
#676nut-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#470oily golden mushroom1
#81one pill20
#78oozenog28
#230orange candygram2
#678orange snowcone4
#31orange-frosted astral cupcake71
#88padded tortoise2
#54pat of butter35
#35pawn cookie23
#61peppermint patty2
#237perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#248petit 4.14
#204philosopher's scone5
#34physiostim pill77
#52picky tweezers1
#105pie man was not meant to eat30
#204piece of wedding cake38
#42pink-frosted astral cupcake30
#27popular tart82
#447pork elf goodies sack15
#694poutine1
#22powdered gold47
#26power pill35
#129pr0n cocktail2
#173prismatic wad25
#98programmable turtle6
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#133pumpkin pie1
#49purple-frosted astral cupcake58
#426quantum taco28
#70queen cookie33
#394radio button candy2
#226raffle prize box1
#1730really dense meat stack1
#137recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad1
#99red blood cells5
#162red drunki-bear2
#61red mana3
#846red snowcone1
#11red velvet cake692
#34residual zeal2
#1299rib of the Bonerdagon1
#829ridiculous sandwich2
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#23rocky road ice cream3
#12rook cookie20
#15root beer23
#9root beer barrel20
#36scotch on the rocks20
#1300scroll of pasta summoning2
#180sewer turtle1
#626shingle3
#104single atom16
#414six pack of Mountain Stream10
#438skeleton key ring1
#201skeletortoise1
#327skull of the Bonerdagon2
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#281sleaze wad4
#104slice of pizza49
#232slug of rum1
#186slug of shochu2
#201slug of vodka1
#28smellbook37
#325snake20
#17snow crab39
#86soggy used band-aid20
#944solid gold bowling ball14
#58solid gold jewel34
#346sparkler20
#25spice melange17
#214sponge cake2
#344spooky wad2
#141standards and practices guide1
#338star key lime pie1
#157stench wad62
#233still-beating spleen1
#2558stuffed Baron von Ratsworth5
#8941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#2455stuffed Meat6
#8863stuffed angry cow1
#8974stuffed astral badger1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#161stuffed carpenter1
#3672stuffed cocoabo11
#1168stuffed crazy bastard sword4
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#2206stuffed key5
#1964stuffed martini1
#8912stuffed mind flayer1
#645stuffed mink72
#2563stuffed monocle5
#273stuffed ninja snowman20
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#1780stuffed shoulder parrot10
#2467stuffed teddy butler6
#2236stuffed tin of caviar9
#1982stuffed treasure chest8
#8893stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#2642stuffing1
#10sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar57
#30synthetic dog hair pill23
#224tangarita with a fly in it1
#54tasty tart27
#232thermos full of Knob coffee3
#296throbbing rage gland1
#105time residue1
#48time's arrow22
#722tiny bottle of absinthe5
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#758tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer2
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#938tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#287tiny die-cast golden ring2
#322tiny die-cast killing bird2
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1142tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear2
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#1155tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#489tiny plastic Duke Starkiller2
#1098tiny plastic Father McGruber2
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#473tiny plastic Gary Claybender2
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#1355tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#308tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker3
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#6140tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#1360tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1348tiny plastic beebee queue1
#1716tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#8092tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2706tiny plastic hermit2
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#579tiny plastic mutant elf2
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1125tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#334tiny plastic stocking mimic2
#2893tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#1119tiny plastic the Free Man1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3849tiny plastic whitesnake1
#2412toast39
#26tobiko marble soda20
#45toe jam toast2
#36tongue depressor20
#105tonic djinn6
#1081towel5
#39training scroll: Snokebomb1
#5trench lighter1
#399twinkly wad276
#532unrefined Mountain Stream syrup2
#1288vertebra of the Bonerdagon3
#225very overdue library book1
#298vitachoconutriment capsule20
#93warbear gyro3
#29wasabi marble soda20
#148water purification pills20
#102watered-down Red Minotaur20
#276white candygram1
#48white elephant gift1
#68white mana2
#1455x-ray specs1
#124yam candy2
#230yellow candygram3
#86yellow drunki-bear9

Wow, that's 7,479 items total!

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