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| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
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| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
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| #725 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
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| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
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| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
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| #216 | MSG | 1 |
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| #414 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 3 |
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| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
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| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #296 | agua de vida | 3 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
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| #540 | beer lens | 2 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
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| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
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| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
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| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
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| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #1019 | empty agua de vida bottle | 17 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
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| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #482 | floaty sand | 25 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
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| #730 | fossilized limb | 2 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
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| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #649 | funky dried mushroom | 3 |
| #928 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #966 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1042 | giant pinky ring | 11 |
| #392 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #239 | guard turtle collar | 2 |
| #281 | guard turtle shell | 5 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
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| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #55 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #368 | magilaser blastercannon | 3 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1172 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #728 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #210 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 5 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #268 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 4 |
| #322 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 3 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #275 | pog #10 (hobo) | 4 |
| #178 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 6 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #1588 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #421 | rave whistle | 2 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #544 | round purple sunglasses | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #68 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 10 |
| #999 | scrumptious reagent | 3 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #261 | shiny hood ornament | 3 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2561 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #816 | ten-leaf clover | 5 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #1809 | useless powder | 2 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #658 | worthless gewgaw | 3 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #357 | wumpus hair | 3 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |