| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #489 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #769 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #305 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #42 | polo trophy | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |