Museum :: shkspr

shkspr

Rank	Item	Quantity
#71	"DRINK ME" potion	816
#15	"KICK ME" sign	196
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#69	1,970 carat gold	14
#911	1-ball	3
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#840	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	3
#135	1952 Mickey Mantle card	16
#850	2-ball	3
#884	3-ball	3
#890	30669 scroll	2
#117	33398 scroll	212
#192	334 scroll	35
#195	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#888	4-ball	3
#11	4-d camera	48
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#879	5-ball	3
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#900	6-ball	3
#263	64067 scroll	1
#320	668 scroll	2
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#903	7-ball	3
#96	8-ball	497
#51	8-bit banana	6
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#61	A muse-bouche	6
#248	ASCII shirt	8
#69	Accordion of Jordion	2
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#88	Aggressive Carrot	2
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#95	Alice's Army Alchemist	14
#57	Alice's Army Bowman	13
#60	Alice's Army Cleric	13
#60	Alice's Army Coward	12
#25	Alice's Army Dervish	11
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#91	Alice's Army Guard	13
#181	Alice's Army Halberder	3
#57	Alice's Army Hammerman	13
#59	Alice's Army Horseman	12
#152	Alice's Army Lanceman	3
#91	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	14
#32	Alice's Army Martyr	11
#99	Alice's Army Ninja	13
#94	Alice's Army Nurse	14
#90	Alice's Army Page	14
#90	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	15
#34	Alice's Army Sniper	11
#179	Alice's Army Spearsman	3
#205	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#91	Alice's Army Wallman	13
#201	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#89	Angry Farmer candy	2,236
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#349	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#58	Aye Aye	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#190	BACON	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#744	BGE merchandise order form	3
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1450	BGE shotglass	1
#455	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#67	BGE tiny plastic toy	11
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#296	BRAINS shorts	2
#30	BRICKO bat	2
#36	BRICKO brick	18,292
#24	BRICKO elephant	2
#22	BRICKO eye brick	4,635
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#24	BRICKO hat	3
#16	BRICKO octopus	2
#40	BRICKO ooze	2
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#22	BRICKO pants	3
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#21	BRICKO python	2
#13	BRICKO reactor	31
#91	BRICKO stud	3
#25	BRICKO sword	3
#38	BRICKO turtle	2
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#70	BUBBLE GUM	3
#632	BURT	1
#377	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#39	Bangyomaman battle juice	23
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2035	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#223	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#8	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	18
#21	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	29
#22	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	9
#15	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	17
#197	Battlie Light Saver	1
#186	Beach Buck	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#73	Beignet Milgranet	2
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#78	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#81	Better Than Cuddling Cake	31
#50	Bettie page	1
#389	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#120	Big Punk	1
#193	BitterSweetTarts	2
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#210	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#327	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#528	Blood Light	2
#54	Bloody Nora	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#472	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#1923	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#79	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	3
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#75	Bordeaux Marteaux	2
#203	Boris's key lime pie	5
#468	Boss Bat bling	7
#1991	Boss Bat britches	3
#76	Bowlet	1
#64	Bram's choker	2
#82	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#68	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1058	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#128	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#58	Bustle Hustler	1
#191	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#67	C.H.U.M. knife	11
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#2427	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#195	CSA obedience grenade	1
#216	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#65	Charity's choker	4
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#571	Chroner	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#79	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#83	Clara's bell	4
#478	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#166	Claybender glasses	1
#1579	Cloaca grenade	2
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#396	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#394	Cloaca-Cola helmet	6
#353	Cloaca-Cola shield	7
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#192	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#173	Coinspiracy	1
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#1038	Cold Hots candy	2
#210	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#66	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	24
#227	Cookbook of the Damned	2
🥈	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	260
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1452	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#190	Cosmic Calorie	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1485	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#233	Crimbo Factory surprise box	11
#32	Crimbo candied pecan	1,167
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#29	Crimbo fudge	1,307
#1263	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#437	Crimbo pie	4
#532	Crimbo salad	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#177	Crimbojito	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#67	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	79
#62	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	87
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#63	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	86
#56	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	32
#68	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	80
#56	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	32
#55	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	92
#61	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	27
#56	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	85
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#2127	Crimbuck	27
#2654	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#94	Cursed Punch	1
#347	D roll	1
#226	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#552	Daffy Taffy	53
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#131	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1039	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	4
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1416	Dolphin King's crown	2
#845	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#739	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#99	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#2268	Drowsy Sword	2
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#185	Duskwalker syringe	1
#124	Dust bunny	11
#71	Dweebisol™ inhaler	3
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#170	Dyspepsi-Cola	477
#284	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	9
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#255	Effermint™ tablets	1
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#618	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#89	El Vibrato restraints	1
#700	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#241	Eldritch snap	1
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#92	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#105	Elmley shades	11
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#82	Enchanted Plunger	4
#1051	Ent cider	2
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#51	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#38	Fabiotion	1
#103	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#246	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#138	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	1
#140	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	1
#146	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#42	FantasyRealm key	1
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#20	Fitspiration™ poster	108
#120	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#75	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#249	Freddy Kruegerand	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#285	Friendliness Beverage	1
#69	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#168	Frogade	2
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#529	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#34	Frosty's old silk hat	3
#72	Fu Manchu Wax	5
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#168	FunFunds™	1
#180	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#265	Game Grid ticket	2
#264	Game Grid token	1
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#183	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#90	Gathered Meat-Clip	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#397	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#30	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#55	Ghost Dog Chow	2
#89	Gin Mint	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#40	Glum berry	1
#33	Gnollish Crossdress	25
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#635	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#580	Gnollish plunger	2
#487	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#1050	Go-Wassail	1
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#895	Green Clover of Justice	2
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#116	Groll doll	1
#290	Gummi-DNA	2
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#42	Half a Purse	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#112	Heimandatz's heart	11
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#512	Hell ramen	2
#67	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#65	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#132	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#146	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#411	Hollandaise helmet	2
#73	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#170	How to Play Othello	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#46	Iceberglar scarf	21
#21	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	464
#557	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#84	Illuminati earpiece	3
#508	Imp Ale	293
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#316	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1204	Instant Karma	1
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#356	Iron Beta of Industry	24
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#1038	Jack-in-the-box	2
#36	Jamocha berry	1
#174	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	6
#108	Jefferson wings	1
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
🥇	Jick's autograph	1
#377	Jocko Homo's head	5
#546	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#40	Keese berry	1
#516	Kissin' Cousins	2
#16	Knob Goblin Mutagen	163
#181	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#11	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	199
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#816	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#38	Knob Goblin firecracker	788
#781	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#13	Knob Goblin harem veil	535
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#945	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#136	Knob Goblin lunchbox	12
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#172	Knob Goblin nasal spray	2
#66	Knob Goblin pants	251
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#61	Knob Goblin scimitar	268
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#831	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#706	Knob mushroom	2
#239	Knob nuts	1
#217	Knob pasty	2
#570	Knob sausage	2
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#904	Knoll mushroom	2
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#178	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#71	Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#474	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#73	Kudzu slaw	2
#76	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,066
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#109	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#109	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#24	LOLmec statuette	3
#31	LOV Elixir #6	1
#36	LOV Emotionizer	1
#46	LOV Enamorang	1
#53	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	1
#551	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#527	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#40	Leonard's glasses	25
#196	Let Me Be!	7
#48	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	30
#136	Liam's mail	1
🥇	License to Chill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#62	Lolsipop	1
#128	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#699	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	39
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#59	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1,075
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#1043	M-242	2
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#437	Mad Train wine	223
#253	Mae West	2
#63	Mae West with a fly in it	6
#295	Manetwich	2
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#477	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#208	Maxing, Relaxing	5
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#308	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
#29	Mayoflex	1
#32	Mayonex	1
#205	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#29	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	578
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#62	Meat-inflating powder	1
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1001	Meleegra™ pills	2
#29	Memory Disk, Alpha	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#56	Mer-kin digpick	3
#138	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#120	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#157	Mer-kin killscroll	2
#84	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#113	Mer-kin prayerbeads	3
#76	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#74	Meteorite-Ade	1
#915	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#73	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,616
#47	Microplushie: Bropane	192
#34	Microplushie: Dorkonide	81
#68	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	76
#43	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	52
#47	Microplushie: Gothochondria	150
#47	Microplushie: Hippylase	228
#45	Microplushie: Hipsterine	23
#54	Microplushie: Hobomosome	104
#42	Microplushie: Otakulone	257
#45	Microplushie: Raverdrine	136
#58	Microplushie: Sororitrate	159
#91	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
#287	Milk Studs	1
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#91	Mint Yulep	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#48	Missing Eye Simulation Device	14
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#851	Mohawk wig	2
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#121	Moonds	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#105	Morto Moreto	1
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#72	Mountain Stream soda	1,238
#158	Mr. Accessory	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#819	Mr. Mediocrebar	61
#130	Mr. Screege's spectacles	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#92	Muschat	1
#163	Mysterious Black Box	1
#165	Mysterious Blue Box	1
#161	Mysterious Green Box	1
#154	Mysterious Red Box	1
#102	ND	2
#374	NG	1
#633	NPZR chemistry set	1
#35	Nadsat berry	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#228	Neuromancer	2
#68	Neverending Party favor	1
#100	New Age healing crystal	1
#60	New Age hurting crystal	1
#43	New Cloaca-Cola	7
#376	New Zealand iced tea	1
#529	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#513	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	11
#36	Nightmare Fuel	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#99	Northern pemmican	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#246	Nuclear Blastball	1
#61	O	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#103	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
#424	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
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#55	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	2
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#732	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	10
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#836	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	9
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#109	tongue depressor	1
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#39	transmission from planet Xi	2
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#1443	twitching claw	2
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#56	unsmoothed velvet	1
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#135	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
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#101	valuable coin	3
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#45	vampagne	1
#168	vampire chowder	1
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#2526	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
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#65	van key	1
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#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
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#51	warehouse key	17
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#6	white money bag	55
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#5	white-label gin	3
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#37	wild honey pie	1
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#321	wine spritzer	2
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#476	witty rapier	2
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#143	yummy death watch beetle	4
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#68	zombie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 361,667 items total!

what items are this player missing?