| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #33 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 3 |
| #113 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 7 |
| #224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #847 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #24 | Chorale of Companionship | 3 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #276 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 3 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 3 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 20 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #241 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 11 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 15 |
| #159 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 9 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #202 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 17 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 5 |
| #168 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 22 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 8 |
| #197 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 16 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #17 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 4 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #463 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 6 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #159 | Maxing, Relaxing | 6 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #201 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #158 | Summer Nights | 6 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #400 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 3 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #907 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 5 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #263 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 15 |
| #350 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #467 | banana peel | 4 |
| #361 | barrrnacle | 44 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #526 | black pension check | 2 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #36 | booty chest charrrm | 673 |
| #541 | briefcase | 4 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #64 | cannonball charrrm | 202 |
| #248 | choco-Crimbot | 2 |
| #487 | chocolate cigar | 2 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #54 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 223 |
| #400 | cursed black pearl onion | 2 |
| #319 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 3 |
| #306 | cursed bottle of rum | 4 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #278 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 4 |
| #166 | cursed piece of thirteen | 7 |
| #260 | cursed sea biscuit | 5 |
| #161 | cursed voodoo skull | 10 |
| #233 | cylindrical mold | 3 |
| #1107 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #194 | duct tape wallet | 4 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #276 | evil golden arches | 2 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1015 | fat stacks of cash | 3 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #375 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #171 | grumpy old man charrrm | 23 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #35 | leftover Crimbo rations | 5 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #339 | nugget of Crimbonium | 3 |
| #559 | old coin purse | 3 |
| #593 | old leather wallet | 2 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #810 | portable photocopier | 4 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #101 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #302 | rum barrel charrrm | 4 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #61 | silver tongue charrrm | 214 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #333 | spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #2070 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #1967 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2142 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #2073 | stuffed angry cow | 24 |
| #2092 | stuffed astral badger | 24 |
| #2010 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2587 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #2285 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2286 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2927 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #2002 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2882 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #2192 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #2150 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #2593 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #2025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1851 | stuffed snowy owl | 27 |
| #2278 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #769 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2222 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #1734 | stuffed treasure chest | 13 |
| #2217 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #154 | tarrrnish charrrm | 22 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #609 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 12 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #913 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 10 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #642 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 11 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #641 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 11 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 9 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #946 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #725 | tiny plastic blooper | 10 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #940 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #827 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #538 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 13 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #627 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 11 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #950 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #910 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #172 | unearthly onyx | 6 |
| #1597 | valuable trinket | 15 |
| #2458 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |