| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #180 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #163 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #150 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
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| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #202 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #167 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #201 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #304 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #321 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #277 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #279 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |