Museum :: Jeff Jeff

Jeff Jeff

Rank	Item	Quantity
#49	Affirmation Cookie	5
#128	Alice's Army Alchemist	8
#173	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#115	Alice's Army Cleric	5
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#35	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	2
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#147	Alice's Army Guard	5
#148	Alice's Army Halberder	5
#114	Alice's Army Hammerman	5
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#170	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#152	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	5
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#176	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#184	Alice's Army Nurse	3
#177	Alice's Army Page	3
#165	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	4
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#161	Alice's Army Spearsman	4
#134	Alice's Army Swordsman	6
#186	Alice's Army Wallman	3
#101	Argarggagarg's fang	12
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#83	BACON	666
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#15	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#199	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
#157	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#22	Boletus Broletus mushroom	6
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#828	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	4
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#37	CSA cheerfulness ration	403
#31	Cheer-Up soda	28
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#17	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	544
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#97	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#1214	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#54	Crimbo paste	2
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#312	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	2
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#22	DUFRESNE Suds	327
#42	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	2
#35	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	4
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#43	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	4
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#33	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	3
#71	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	3
#161	Dust bunny	5
#18	Energy Buzz Pastaco	2
#271	Friendliness Beverage	2
#86	Frosty's frosty mug	23
#142	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	7
#13	Gene Tonic: Elemental	4
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#31	Gets-You-Drunk	5
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#18	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	7
#100	Hatorade	2
#155	Heimandatz's heart	9
#19	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	2
#40	Highest Bitter	1
#5	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#55	Hunger™ Sauce	2
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#84	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#5	Jeans of Loathing	1
#213	Jocko Homo's head	8
#27	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	40
#239	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	91
#16	LOLmec statuette	5
#33	LOV Elixir #3	1
#31	LOV Elixir #6	1
#28	LOV Elixir #9	1
#301	Let Me Be!	5
#29	Ludovico Pastaco	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#62	Meat-inflating powder	1
#17	Medical Pastaco	2
#10	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	1
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#171	My First Art of War	1
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#15	No Hats as Art	1
#65	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	20
#6	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	11
#66	Outer Wolf™ cologne	1
#178	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	5
#55	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	27
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#696	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#16	Potion of Heroism	1
#31	Prelude of Precision	3
#153	Racisto Ruidoso	2
#39	Red Roger's reliquary	30
#123	Roman sadnals	2
#204	Roo trading card	1
#204	Safari Jack's moustache	7
#763	Schrödinger's thermos	8
#4	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	1
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1232	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	2
#32	Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	1
#437	Summer Nights	3
#197	TI-9000 calculator	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	13
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	18
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	10
#12	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	10
🥈	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	22
🥈	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	19
#295	The Mariachi's guitar case	6
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#989	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#36	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	10
#34	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	13
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#268	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	6
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#9	To Build an Igloo	1
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#23	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	1
#29	Trout Fishing in Loathing	1
#50	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#90	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	4
#89	Victor's Spoils	1
#41	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	1
#140	Yakisoba's hat	9
#16	[glitch season reward name]	1
#188	adorable seal larva	11
#298	agua de vida	3
#47	alien gemstone	1
#31	alien meat	26
#48	alien plant goo	2
#37	alien sandwich	2
#203	alien source code printout	1
#55	almost-dead walkie-talkie	118
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#60	antique Canadian lantern	3
#50	antique beer	13
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#39	armored prawn	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#24	bad rum and good cola	2
#41	balanced antler	3
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1447	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#59	beastly paste	3
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#66	beavermouth	183
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#137	blank diary	1
#129	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	2
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1654	blood flower	1
#59	blood-red mushroom wine	1
#137	blue tulip	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#118	bottle of Crimbognac	2
#65	bottle of Greedy Dog	1
#49	bottle of Lambada Lambic	1
#28	bottle of Old Pugilist	4
#62	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#50	bottle of Race Car Red	1
#40	bottle of Rapier Witbier	2
#191	bottled day	1
#63	bowling ball	31
#82	box of Familiar Jacks	4
#71	brilliant oyster egg	8
#50	burning newspaper	1
#33	buzzing mushroom wine	2
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#42	can of Brütalbräu	2
#19	can of Drooling Monk	11
#32	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	7
#214	can of V-11	2
#62	carrot claret	1
#37	cashew	6
#42	centurion helmet	2
#47	cheer extractor	33
#21	cheer-o-gram	52
#16	cheerful Crimbo sweater	9
#10	cheerful antler hat	9
#11	cheerful pajama pants	9
#221	choco-Crimbot	3
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#1565	chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#89	clockwork key	15
#42	cluster of hops	1
#20	cold cluster	1
#517	commemorative war stein	13
#52	complex mushroom wine	1
#44	contract enforcement stick	63
#566	cookie cookie	1
#55	cornucopia	1
#177	crystalline cheer	651
#39	cuppa Loyal tea	1
#13	cursed wishbone	12
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#134	delicious swamp muck	1
#29	denastified haunch	1
#28	dirt julep	4
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#77	dream of a dog	1
#9	dropped scrap of paper	13
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#20	eldritch distillate	6
#43	eldritch elixir	3
#6	eldritch extract	32
#89	eldritch mushroom	1
#61	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
#35	eldritch oil	12
#73	eldritch rub	1
#44	elemental paste	2
#1416	enchanted leopard-print barbell	3
#26	epic cluster	1
#59	epic wad	12
#120	executive mime flask	10
#70	expensive champagne	1
#156	expensive cigar	1
#40	experimental serum G-9	2
#97	extra-greasy slider	26
#10	extra-toasted half sandwich	25
#24	fancy beer bottle	2
#634	fancy chocolate	5
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#59	fancy tin beer can	1
#2393	felt	1
#150	fish juice box	2
#280	friendly cheez blob	8
#59	frost flower	6
#373	frozen banquet	5
#152	fruit basket	1
#73	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	8
#93	ghost pepper	1
#984	giant designer sunglasses	1
#59	giant pearl	3
#82	gift card	2
#15	gingerbread dog treat	1
#28	gingerbread spice latte	1
#110	gladiator tunica	3
#248	glass of herbal tequila	1
#20	gleaming oyster egg	30
#47	glimmering buzzard feather	1
#44	glimmering phoenix feather	1
#143	glimmering roc feather	1
#60	glistening oyster egg	11
#346	gloomy black mushroom	9
#51	goblin paste	1
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#60	grandfather watch	1
#53	greasy paste	3
#32	green rocket	253
#64	grilled mooseflank	46
#54	grim fairy tale	12
#50	grimstone mask	11
#51	half double fruitcake	1
#239	hamlet sandwich	1
#41	handful of barley	2
#26	handful of fire	32
#396	handful of numbers	1
#203	heart of the volcano	34
#44	hi-octane carrot juice	2
#178	home robotics kit	1
#30	hunk of granite	91
#98	hushed puppy	4
#22	ice wine	5
#14	iceberg lettuce	4
#7	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	2
#20	initiative shawarma	2
#10	intricate clockwork egg	24
#201	irradiated pet snacks	1
#95	jar of fermented pickle juice	26
#67	jar of psychoses (Jick)	1
#49	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	1
#33	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	2
#48	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	1
#83	jumping horseradish	1
#145	king cookie	1
#897	kumquartz	1
#38	leftover pasty	1
#31	liquid bread	2
#130	liquid ice	2
#328	llama lama gong	3
#33	lustrous oyster egg	19
#252	macaroni duck	8
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#124	madius	2
#69	mafia middle finger ring	1
#33	mafia organizer badge	2
#42	mafia pinky ring	4
#34	mafia thumb ring	4
#257	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	7
#484	magical pony: Pearjack	2
#646	magical pony: Rosey Cake	1
#651	magical pony: Shutterfly	1
#648	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	1
#480	magical pony: Uniquity	2
#45	magnificent oyster egg	14
#61	megacopia	1
#128	mime army camouflage kit	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#227	mime army rations	1
#152	mime army superserum	1
#205	mime army wine	1
#22	mime eraser	58
#581	mime soul fragment	1
#96	miming shirt	1
#105	misshapen animal skeleton	1
#65	mooseflank	171
#120	muffled muffuletta	4
#70	mushroom fermenting solution	97
#51	muskox-skin cap	3
#98	nega-mushroom	21
#57	nega-mushroom wine	1
#44	negotiatin' hammer	24
#225	not-a-pipe	1
#30	nugget of nicksilver	2
#43	nugget of quicksilver	1
#35	nugget of sicksilver	1
#35	nugget of thicksilver	1
#28	nugget of ticksilver	2
#30	nugget of wicksilver	2
#861	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#528	off-white striped oyster egg	5
#469	oily golden mushroom	1
#65	oily paste	1
#103	old school Mafia knicke½æ	1
#55	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	3
#19	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	3
#51	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	1
#51	overpowering mushroom wine	1
#30	pat of butter	180
#43	pearlescent oyster egg	20
#50	peppermint patty	3
#471	peppermint tailings	1
#50	peppermint twist	6
#737	personal massager	1
#61	pint of sweat	10
#71	pixel orb	1
#37	pixel star	1
#84	plastic bazooka	1
#34	pocket wish	125
#23	portable dam	4
#55	possessed sugar cube	3
#95	powdered gold	2
#145	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#43	primitive alien booze	1
#24	primitive alien salad	1
#204	prismatic wad	13
#32	pristine walrus tusk	4
#50	protection stick	57
#73	pteruges	1
#203	pumpkin	1
#630	quantum taco	8
#128	queen cookie	9
#140	radiator heater shield	1
#598	radio button candy	1
#360	really dense meat stack	18
#112	red tulip	1
#42	residual zeal	1
#67	resolution: be happier	38
#113	resolution: be more adventurous	1
#100	resolution: be wealthier	4
#135	respected companion biscuit	1
#50	robin's egg	1
#33	roll of meat	21
#216	rose	3
#1959	rubber emo roe	1
#12	rubber nubbin	6
#51	rubber spider	15
#54	sandwich of the gods	28
#111	scary death orb	1
#14	scimitar cozy	1
#49	scintillating oyster egg	21
#15	shovelful of dirt	115
#59	shrimp cocktail	1
#326	shushed potatoes	1
#138	silent B	1
#63	silent D	1
#17	silent G	4
#100	silent J	3
#80	silent L	3
#149	silent M	2
#117	silent O	6
#169	silent P	2
#49	silent Q	2
#62	silent R	1
#82	silent W	2
#138	silent X	2
#76	silent Z	2
#59	silver cow skull	4
#35	single entendre	1
#594	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#146	sleazy fairy gravy	1
#204	slime-soaked sweat gland	1
#176	slimy alveolus	2
#216	smiling rat	1
#36	smooth mushroom wine	2
#568	solid gold bowling ball	31
#28	space jam toast	9
#232	space junk	1
#19	spooky cluster	1
#542	spooky hockey mask	3
#62	spooky pirate skeleton	15
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#102	stale Cheer-E-Os	10
#34	stale cheer wine	43
#43	steel drivin' hammer	49
#32	stench jelly	1
#539	stray chihuahua	5
#2786	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	3
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#3116	stuffed Meat	1
#8861	stuffed angry cow	1
#3201	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#1967	stuffed martini	1
#2748	stuffed mink	3
#3113	stuffed monocle	1
#8940	stuffed scary death orb	1
#3136	stuffed teddy butler	1
#3107	stuffed tin of caviar	1
#2410	stuffed treasure chest	3
#15	sugar fairy	2
#13	sweet tooth	5
#35	swirling mushroom wine	2
#132	tangarita with a fly in it	2
#25	temperance whiskey	11
#29	thanksgiving turkey	2
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#22	time residue	59
#20	tin cup	1
#109	tin cup of mulligan stew	10
#899	tiny bottle of absinthe	2
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#955	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#304	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
#318	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#1416	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#890	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	2
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#2092	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#656	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	6
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#694	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	3
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2306	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#162	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	6
#1098	tiny plastic Father McGruber	2
#2168	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#145	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	6
#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#2763	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#105	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	8
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#2165	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	3
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#844	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	4
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#2782	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#689	tiny plastic Queen Bee	3
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#764	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	5
#2758	tiny plastic Spam Witch	2
#2056	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#859	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	2
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#4862	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#1097	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#663	tiny plastic bee swarm	6
#580	tiny plastic beebee gunners	7
#844	tiny plastic beebee queue	4
#2572	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#750	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	5
#849	tiny plastic blazing bat	4
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#2795	tiny plastic blooper	2
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#758	tiny plastic bugaboo	5
#1116	tiny plastic buzzerker	2
#953	tiny plastic cavebugbear	3
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#2159	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#668	tiny plastic fire servant	3
#4857	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#240	tiny plastic golden gundam	4
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#2112	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#2707	tiny plastic hermit	2
#963	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3
#4794	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#45	tiny plastic mime executive	2
#27	tiny plastic mime functionary	3
#42	tiny plastic mime scientist	2
#44	tiny plastic mime soldier	2
#860	tiny plastic moneybee	4
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#851	tiny plastic mumblebee	4
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#883	tiny plastic peacannon	2
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2783	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#418	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	6
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#6128	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#61	toast	50,626
#20	toast with cold jelly	2
#17	toast with hot jelly	4
#29	toast with spooky jelly	1
#32	toast with stench jelly	1
#24	toe jam toast	10
#111	tomato	666
#269	traffic jam	1
#232	transporter transponder	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#4	ultimate wad	1
#154	unidentified drink	2
#2304	unstable DNA	1
#360	untamable turtle	6
#78	unused walkie-talkie	12
#376	unusual disco ball	7
#131	vampire pellet	1
#76	very fancy whiskey	1
#50	vintage smart drink	3
#196	viral DNA	1
#78	voodoo snuff	18
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#163	warehouse key	4
#35	wax booze	1
#126	white tulip	1
#25	worksite credentials	3
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#194	yule gruel	1
#102	yule pup	1

Wow, that's 58,089 items total!

what items are this player missing?