Museum :: thesandslv

thesandslv

Rank	Item	Quantity
#540	"DRINK ME" potion	4
#397	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#574	1-ball	7
#367	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	20
#502	2-ball	8
#78	25-meat staff	2
#885	3-ball	3
#574	30669 scroll	9
#662	33398 scroll	11
#387	334 scroll	13
#509	4-ball	8
#61	4-dimensional fez	3
#531	5-ball	7
#554	6-ball	7
#320	668 scroll	2
#454	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	5
#397	7-ball	12
#50	7-inch discus	1
#604	8-ball	31
#626	9-ball	1
#491	A. W. O. L. commendation	10
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#346	ASCII shirt	5
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#41	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	2
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#35	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	2
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#207	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#147	Ambitious Turkey	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#812	Angry Farmer candy	60
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#72	BOOterfinger	4
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#504	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#1398	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#40	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	56
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#188	Ben-Gal™ Balm	5
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#35	Black Body™ spray	20
#342	Black No. 2	14
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#100	Blue Diamond of Honesty	5
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#88	Bone's Farm "wine"	18
#13	Bonestabber	5
#266	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#144	Boris's key lime	3
#499	Boris's ring	3
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#68	Bright Water	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#302	CRIMBCOLOAF	8
#151	CSA bravery badge	4
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#140	CSA obedience grenade	11
#199	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	2
#168	Camp Scout pup tent	2
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#147	Cloaca Cola Polar	2
#1449	Cloaca grenade	3
#942	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#428	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#78	Coily™	1
#477	Cold Hots candy	10
#56	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	16
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#423	Corpse Island iced tea	12
#1214	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#417	Crimbo Credit	5
#1261	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#753	Crimbo pie	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#144	Crimbonium fuel rod	14
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#10	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1,250
#121	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	4
#19	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	37
#48	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	11
#19	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	34
#14	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	39
#14	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	41
#13	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	40
#32	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	17
#10	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	99
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#12	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	74
#78	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	8
#11	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1,377
#13	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	47
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#9	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	102
#9	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1,623
#11	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	362
#25	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	20
#111	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	4
#9	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1,510
#28	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	18
#15	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	46
#9	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#9	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	382
#8	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1,441
#13	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	242
#12	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	839
#14	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	36
#21	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	2
#9	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	2
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#1328	Crown of the Goblin King	17
#87	D roll	152
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#551	Daffy Taffy	53
#93	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	6
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#910	Drowsy Sword	16
#129	Duskwalker syringe	3
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#848	Dyspepsi-Cola	59
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#494	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	4
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#47	Ecto-Cooler	20
#197	Effermint™ tablets	6
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#387	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	5
#147	Elmley shades	8
#517	Ent cider	11
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#215	Feynman gate	54
#127	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#100	Frat Army FGF	79
#146	Friendliness Beverage	45
#168	Frogade	2
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#65	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	6
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#285	Game Grid ticket	1
#137	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	8
#300	Genalen™ Bottle	5
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#274	Gnollish pie tin	13
#412	Gnollish plunger	5
#486	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#302	Gnollish toolbox	13
#728	Go-Wassail	12
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#410	Green Clover of Justice	5
#139	Green Manalishi	3
#31	Gummi-DNA	102
🥉	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	5,740
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#350	Hell ramen	7
#197	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#282	Hippy Army MPE	18
#242	Hollandaise helmet	18
#9	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	5
#190	Iiti Kitty phone charm	17
#472	Imp Ale	331
#872	Instant Karma	3
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#139	Jarlsberg's key lime	3
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#82	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	11
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#633	Knob Goblin elite pants	4
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#221	Knob Goblin firecracker	103
#236	Knob Goblin harem pants	19
#230	Knob Goblin harem veil	19
#480	Knob Goblin love potion	17
#215	Knob Goblin lunchbox	7
#249	Knob Goblin melon baller	9
#257	Knob Goblin pants	55
#255	Knob Goblin perfume	13
#49	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	77
#265	Knob Goblin scimitar	50
#302	Knob Goblin seltzer	51
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#356	Knob Goblin steroids	25
#298	Knob Goblin superseltzer	21
#259	Knob Goblin tongs	68
#122	Knob Goblin visor	78
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#30	Knob lo mein	28
#537	Knob mushroom	6
#136	Knob nuts	5
#132	Knob pasty	4
#481	Knob sausage	4
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#74	Knoll lo mein	3
#425	Knoll mushroom	21
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#60	Li'l Businessman Kit	5
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1405	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	16
#1056	Mad Train wine	23
#566	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	13
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#121	Marquis de Poivre soda	179
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#72	Meat maid	3
#148	Meat maid body	1
#576	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	3
#1000	Meleegra™ pills	2
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#81	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#256	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	16
#563	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	44
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#838	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#190	Milk Studs	23
#391	Misty Cape	1
#518	Mob Penguin cellular phone	36
#430	Mohawk wig	16
#272	Mon Tiki	2
#79	Monstar energy beverage	166
#30	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	6
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#371	Mountain Stream soda	52
#1082	Mr. Mediocrebar	40
#126	Mt. Noob Pale Ale	2
#192	Nardz energy beverage	3
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#65	Necbro wafers	11
#217	New Zealand iced tea	33
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#74	Nuclear Blastball	52
#227	Oil of Parrrlay	10
#79	Okee-Dokee soda	7
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#289	Orcish baseball cap	11
#244	Orcish cargo shorts	12
#307	Orcish frat-paddle	9
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#56	P.B.L.T.	201
#213	PADL Phone	49
#53	PB&BP	3
#224	PEEZ dispenser	23
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#314	Penultimate Fantasy chest	66
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#163	Piddles	3
#246	Pine-Fresh air freshener	13
#8	Poison Oak trading card	22
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#142	Polysniff Perfume	2
#31	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	5
#98	Rad Lib	1
#220	Ram's Face Lager	185
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#1135	Rock Pops	38
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#45	Roo trading card	3
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#102	Saturday Night Special	2
#921	Schrödinger's thermos	3
#115	Silver Bullet beer	21
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#30	Skullhead's Screw	50
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#122	Sneaky Pete's key lime	3
#182	Snow Queen Crown	22
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#509	Spam Witch sammich	44
#63	Spirit Precipice	3
#767	Spooky Surprise Egg	4
#220	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	4
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#643	Steal This Candy	1
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#15	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	12
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#164	Swabbie™ swab	26
#310	Swizzler	2
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#366	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	36
#416	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	28
#9	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	20
#363	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	37
#815	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	38
#218	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	17
#64	The Bomb	2
#139	The Joy of Wassailing	19
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#219	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#1577	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1808	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#158	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	36
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#210	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	7
#214	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	6
#238	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	4
#209	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	7
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#510	Trollhouse cookies	52
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
#427	Typical Tavern swill	8
#51	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#522	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	3
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#481	Wand of Nagamar	10
#700	Warm Subject gift certificate	19
#165	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	12
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#63	X-37 gun	3
#137	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	8
#150	Ye Olde Meade	3
#111	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	12
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#215	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	9
#929	Yummy Tummy bean	181
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#221	a butt tuba	4
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#148	abominable blubber	5
#973	abominable snowcone	5
#503	accidental cider	1
#330	acoustic guitarrr	11
#338	adder bladder	20
#23	adhesive tape dolly	5
#361	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#152	alien drugs	15
#45	alien force field disruptor bean	12
#226	all-purpose cleaner	34
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#85	amber aviator shades	2
#41	ammonite fossil	128
#510	amulet of extreme plot significance	21
#140	ancient Magi-Wipes	82
#44	ancient calendar	1
#63	ancient calendar fragment	4
#121	ancient frozen dinner	22
#126	ancient ice cream scoop	5
#83	ancient poisoned dart	49
#158	ancient protein powder	44
#370	ancient spice	4
#26	ancient turtle shell helmet	2
#279	ancient vinyl coin purse	13
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#78	angry inch	1
#139	angst burger	1
#40	ankleweights	1
#1123	anniversary gift box	4
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#301	ant agonist	9
#270	ant hoe	1
#165	ant sickle	2
#153	anti-anti-antidote	34
#1061	anticheese	1
#457	antique hand mirror	4
#57	antique spyglass	1
#126	armgun	35
#246	arrowgram	1
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#94	asbestos apron	13
#125	asbestos crossbow	6
#407	asbestos ore	15
#262	asbestos staff	2
#34	ash soda	1
#438	asparagus knife	12
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#96	asparagus stir-fry	2
#468	asshat	2
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#380	atomic vector plotter	10
#92	augmented-reality shades	2
#106	automatic catapult	1
#592	awful poetry journal	114
#238	bätzle	3
#133	backwoods screwdriver	10
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#122	baconstone ring	2
#214	bag of Cheat-Os	55
#176	bag of GORF	5
#179	bag of GORP	6
#197	bag of QWOP	2
#236	bag of W&Ws	18
#30	bag of bones	21
#49	bag of unfinished business	1
#163	baggie of powdered sugar	179
#1312	ball	3
#317	ballroom blintz	9
#82	balsa plank	4
#121	bamboo bokuto	2
#967	banana	2
#337	banana cream pie	1
#134	banana daiquiri	2
#389	banana smoothie	1
#644	bananagate	6
#14	banjo kazoo mount	35
#341	bar skin	33
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#121	baritone accordion	1
#730	barrrnacle	18
#36	barskin buckler	2
#88	bartender-in-the-box	4
#292	baseball	17
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#500	bat guano	13
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#315	bat wing	46
#133	bat wing kabob	3
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#223	batblade	15
#467	batgut	43
#58	battered Crimbo Crate	338
#167	battered hubcap	2
#58	beastly paste	3
#63	beaten-up Chucks	8
#138	beer basted brat	1
#209	beer bomb	194
#160	beer bong	24
#112	beer cartilage	3
#98	beer goggles	7
#148	beer helmet	56
#259	beer lens	10
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#101	beer-scented teddy bear	9
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#822	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#146	bejeweled pledge pin	61
#16	belemnite fossil	308
#241	bellhop bell	1
#147	berries of suffering	1
#50	bi-lateral logic compressor	93
#206	big bad voodoo mask	3
#79	big dribbly candle	2
#346	big rock	2
#210	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#618	bilge wine	6
#21	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	19
#55	bindlestocking	28
#11	birdbone corset	35
#277	bit of clingfilm	15
#237	bit-o-cactus	17
#26	bite-me-red lipstick	409
#89	black belt	1
#81	black blade	3
#237	black eyedrops	3
#443	black forest cake	4
#552	black forest ham	1
#156	black friar's tonsure	1
#266	black greaves	9
#364	black helmet	5
#119	black kettle drum	11
#257	black pension check	19
#295	black pepper	7
#308	black picnic basket	4
#183	black pixel	200
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#179	black pudding	19
#248	black shield	10
#385	black snake skin	11
#190	black spot	4
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#290	black sword	9
#105	black tear	1
#310	blackberry	30
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#137	blank diary	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#148	blind-packed capsule toy	104
#200	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	65
#184	blob of Alphredo™	2
#3161	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#874	bloody beer	2
#116	blowdart	1
#39	blue class ring	121
#79	blue grass	21
#301	blue pixel	239
#211	blue pixel potion	5
#749	blue plastic oyster egg	6
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#108	blue potion	2
#122	blue shell	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#18	bone chips	2,116
#109	bone flute	26
#295	bone rattle	6
#570	booty chest charrrm	4
#69	booze-soaked cherry	10
#140	borrowed time	2
#65	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	65
#23	bottle of Definit	271
#41	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	128
#79	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	41
#46	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	143
#215	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	33
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#188	bottle of alcohol	21
#388	bottle of bubbles	24
#156	bottle of cooking sherry	13
#257	bottle of fire	20
#415	bottle of gin	41
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#344	bottle of rum	157
#639	bottle of tequila	20
#513	bottle of vodka	24
#715	bottle of whiskey	25
#135	bottle of wine	2
#179	bottle opener belt buckle	23
#170	bowl of cottage cheese	179
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#179	bowl of lucky charms	4
🥇	bowl of oriole's nest soup	3
#227	box of Dweebs	17
#134	box of Familiar Jacks	1
#181	box of Pokëmann band-aids	2
#154	boxed champagne	13
#549	boxed wine	25
#255	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	7
#246	brains casserole	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#183	brainy skull	2
#25	brass gear	861
#192	breath mint	3
#2707	brick	1
#206	briefcase	49
#92	brine	152
#14	briny vinegar	20
#67	broken clock	1
#56	broken glass grenade	1
#553	broken skull	23
#37	broken warbear gyrocopter	5
#176	bronze breastplate	10
#238	bronzed locust	10
#165	brown crock marble	2
#18	brown felt tophat	251
#330	brown sugar cane	11
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#124	bubble-wrap simulator	9
#38	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	2
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#123	bubblin' crude	199
#701	bubbly potion	5
#161	bucket of wine	1
#705	buckyball	6
#108	buffalo blade	1
#728	bugbear beanie	4
#789	bugbear bungguard	3
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#109	tiny plastic grue	116
#1423	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	5
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#22	tiny plastic hobo elf	13
#51	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	336
#15	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	180
#237	tiny plastic killer bee	61
#122	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	50
#327	tiny plastic leprechaun	45
#251	tiny plastic levitating potato	58
#579	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	12
#9	tiny plastic moneybee	261
#498	tiny plastic mosquito	32
#14	tiny plastic mumblebee	202
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#310	tiny plastic ninja snowman	22
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#148	tiny plastic peacannon	14
#236	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	62
#509	tiny plastic sauceror	9
#104	tiny plastic scary clown	57
#842	tiny plastic seal clubber	6
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#47	tiny plastic senile lihc	118
#82	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	76
#84	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	22
#130	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	46
#884	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	20
#2193	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
#135	tiny plastic stab bat	98
#117	tiny plastic star starfish	103
#201	tiny plastic stocking mimic	3
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#188	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	43
#74	tiny plastic taco cat	80
#16	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	13
#21	tiny plastic the Free Man	63
#2152	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1373	tiny plastic turtle tamer	4
#170	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	37
#6	tiny plastic warbear	50
#5	tiny plastic warbear fortress	65
#134	tiny plastic warwelf	44
#87	tiny plastic whitesnake	68
#589	tiny plastic zmobie	12
#172	tip jar	9
#633	tires	5
#375	titanium assault umbrella	24
#545	tofu casserole	1
#67	tofu taco	3
#579	tofurkey gravy	15
#646	tofurkey leg	13
#447	tomato	63
#122	tomb ratchet	10
#54	tonic water	67
#1404	tooth	1
#819	toothsome rock	11
#1063	top	4
#126	tortoboggan	1
#500	tourmalime	10
#1081	towel	5
#818	toy crazy train	10
#189	toy deathbot	6
#342	toy hoverpad	47
#424	toy jet pack	19
#686	toy ray gun	12
#1190	toy soldier	1
#838	toy space helmet	9
#170	toy wheel	50
#120	transporter transponder	14
#2003	tree-eating kite	6
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#45	trilobite fossil	126
#134	troll britches	1
#303	tropical orchid	7
#206	true grit	13
#280	tube of dread wax	11
#248	tube of hair oil	1
#49	tube sock	9
#941	turtle totem	20
#53	turtle wax shield	2
#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
#626	twinkly wad	59
#69	twisted piece of wire	1
#185	ultimate ultimate frisbee	3
#678	uncooked chorizo	1
#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#142	unfortunate dumplings	2
#213	unidentified jerky	79
#138	unnamed cocktail	1
#125	unquiet spirits	13
#197	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	41
#750	unstable DNA	61
#2767	unstable laser battery	2
#52	unstable quark	21
#34	unused soap	89
#205	unused walkie-talkie	2
#1694	valuable trinket	12
#423	vampire collar	3
#1409	vampire duck-on-a-string	4
#114	vampire pearl	6
#1822	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#226	very overdue library book	1
#83	vial of holy water	23
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#267	viking helmet	52
#41	vinegar	674
#417	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	12
#10	vinyl boots	3
#151	vinyl ore	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
#108	volcanic ash	71
#738	vorpal blade	2
#615	wad of dough	35
#279	walrus-tusk earring	4
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#257	war tongs	8
#33	warbear battery	59
#161	warbear beeping telegram	8
#67	warbear blizzard mead	10
#68	warbear breakfast machine assembler	9
#179	warbear drone assembler	3
#29	warbear energy bracers	6
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#12	warbear exo-arm	12
#34	warbear feasting bread	22
#35	warbear gyro	15
#313	warbear gyrocopter	2
#318	warbear helm fragment	3
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
#56	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	21
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#85	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	13
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#218	warbear trouser fragment	16
#118	warbear whosit	1,874
#42	warm fur	1
#659	water pipe bomb	18
#184	water purification pills	5
#11	waterlogged bootstraps	6
#120	weremoose spit	3
#126	wet stew	1
#113	whalebone corset	10
#458	whisker pencil	2
#12	whiskey in a broken glass	171
#630	whiskey sour	1
#903	white balloon	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#606	white chocolate chips	8
#40	white class ring	340
#617	white lightning	9
#114	white page	1
#617	white picket fence	3
#402	white pixel	56
#416	white rice	1
#809	white satin pants	1
#807	white snake skin	4
#853	white sword	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#187	willyweed	1
#28	wind-up meatcar	418
#93	wings of fire	1
#376	witty rapier	5
#743	wolf mask	9
#636	wolfman mask	9
#219	wonderwall shield	5
#429	wooden block	7
#261	wooden stakes	11
#460	wool hat	2
#16	wooly loincloth	2
#224	worn tophat	8
#387	worthless gewgaw	11
#402	worthless knick-knack	14
#783	worthless trinket	1
#82	wreath of laurels	7
#271	wussiness potion	63
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#57	yellow gummi ingot	606
#1780	yellow snowcone	3
#1075	yeti fur	22
#749	yo-yo	32
#421	yohohoyo	3

Wow, that's 111,455 items total!

what items are this player missing?