| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #15 | Aiolion | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #16 | Amanitee | 1 |
| #268 | Ancient Saucehelm | 8 |
| #150 | Angelhair Culottes | 7 |
| #162 | Argarggagarg's fang | 9 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #58 | BOOtonniere | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #473 | BURT | 25 |
| #150 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 7 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #23 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 2 |
| #34 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 1 |
| #134 | Belt of Howling Anger | 3 |
| #15 | Bicycle | 1 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #276 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #302 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #18 | Cantelope | 1 |
| #13 | Caramel | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #15 | Carpricorn | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #16 | Ched | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #96 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 4 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #174 | Colander of Em-er'il | 10 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #82 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #115 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #1970 | Crimbuck | 43 |
| #343 | Crown of the Goblin King | 69 |
| #17 | Cycloney | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #347 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #308 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 3 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #27 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #289 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #11 | Dressage | 1 |
| #228 | Drowsy Sword | 83 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #28 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #325 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #166 | Elder Turtle Shell | 11 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #126 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #23 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #66 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 19 |
| #78 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 16 |
| #13 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 436 |
| #15 | Faux | 1 |
| #170 | Fitspiration™ poster | 1 |
| #246 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #142 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 7 |
| #143 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 7 |
| #107 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 4 |
| #8 | Gazelleton | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #93 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #14 | Glamare | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #15 | Globmule | 1 |
| #132 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #846 | Goodfella contract | 4 |
| #15 | Gorillape | 1 |
| #262 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #126 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 3 |
| #14 | Green Clover of Justice | 61 |
| #269 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #114 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 4 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #21 | Holiday Fun! | 469 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #78 | Hunger™ Sauce | 1 |
| #119 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #233 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1001 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #304 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #545 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #249 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #263 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 73 |
| #108 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #107 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #328 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #318 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #299 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 83 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #24 | Mae West with a fly in it | 14 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #126 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #125 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #127 | Mark of the Zombie | 1 |
| #396 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #23 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #15 | Mechamelion | 1 |
| #268 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 24 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #91 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #89 | Misty Cape | 26 |
| #56 | Misty Cloak | 35 |
| #82 | Misty Robe | 31 |
| #43 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #7 | Mustardigrade | 2 |
| #81 | My First Art of War | 9 |
| #162 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #164 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #266 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #21 | Nursine | 1 |
| #61 | O | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #17 | Oppossum | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #109 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #144 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #80 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #1494 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #48 | Party-in-a-Can™ | 3 |
| #15 | Peaclock | 1 |
| #15 | Pillowbug | 1 |
| #15 | Pimpsqueak | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #14 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #27 | Professor What T-Shirt | 49 |
| #84 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #140 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #17 | Red Russian | 1 |
| #98 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #17 | Ruffalo | 1 |
| #138 | Safari Jack's moustache | 9 |
| #336 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| #16 | Sequestrian | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #145 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| #230 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #14 | Shudder | 1 |
| #44 | Simepore slime | 1 |
| #150 | Sinful Desires | 4 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #13 | Slotter | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #13 | Smashmoth | 1 |
| #18 | Snoutlet | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #17 | Squib | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #87 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #165 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #21 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #53 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #61 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #249 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 7 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #12 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 2 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #322 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #277 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 5 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #163 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 9 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #12 | Trafikoan | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #10 | Turpin | 1 |
| #17 | Turtive | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #12 | Ungulant | 1 |
| #11 | Vamprey | 1 |
| #17 | Vaporpoise | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #266 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
| #11 | Vulgure | 1 |
| #14 | Waifuton | 1 |
| #238 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #14 | Wendtigo | 1 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #15 | Wullabye | 1 |
| #54 | X | 1 |
| #140 | Yakisoba's hat | 9 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #30 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 23 |
| #56 | abstraction: motion | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #22 | actual blood sausage | 1 |
| #315 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #104 | alien autoautopsy kit | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #131 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #72 | ancient pills | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #167 | ant pick | 2 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #57 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #171 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #114 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #32 | asteroid belt | 2 |
| #177 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #447 | baconstone | 18 |
| #874 | badass belt | 61 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #116 | batarang | 1 |
| #68 | batskin belt | 24 |
| #49 | bauxite beret | 7 |
| #32 | bauxite bow-tie | 11 |
| #45 | bauxite boxers | 8 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #77 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #92 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #255 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #50 | beefy pill | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #137 | beer-scented teddy bear | 5 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #290 | bejeweled cufflinks | 15 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #60 | bellhop's hat | 1 |
| #22 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #852 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #347 | big rock | 2 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #877 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #38 | black and white cracker | 6 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #160 | black magic powder | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #60 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 5 |
| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #177 | blob of acid | 2 |
| #14 | blood roll-up | 1 |
| #74 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #15 | blood snowcone | 1 |
| #37 | blood-soaked sponge cake | 1 |
| #16 | bloodstick | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #25 | blue class ring | 180 |
| #53 | blue money bag | 6 |
| #154 | blue oyster badge | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #77 | blue potion | 10 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #22 | body spradium | 76 |
| #32 | boiling broth | 1 |
| #14 | bomb of unknown origin | 1 |
| #523 | booty chest charrrm | 5 |
| #141 | booze-soaked cherry | 3 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #116 | bottle of Red-Out | 1 |
| #17 | bottle of Sanguiovese | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #475 | bottle of goofballs | 54 |
| #42 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #119 | bottle of wine | 5 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #28 | brass bung spigot | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #235 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #208 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #1080 | brine | 6 |
| #22 | bronze | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #117 | bucket of fish juice | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #157 | bull blubber | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #236 | bunny liver | 36 |
| #339 | burnt flower | 3 |
| #324 | burst hellseal brain | 16 |
| #143 | button rouge | 1 |
| #1590 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #656 | cannonball charrrm | 2 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #85 | captured boozles | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #128 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 1 |
| #104 | cheer extractor | 3 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #210 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 4 |
| #255 | chintzy noodle ring | 3 |
| #322 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #301 | chintzy seal pendant | 3 |
| #346 | chintzy turtle brooch | 2 |
| #40 | chocolate Ogre Chieftain | 1 |
| #40 | chocolate Spider Queen | 1 |
| #230 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #156 | clove-flavored lip balm | 2 |
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| #124 | garbage juice slurpee | 2 |
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| #31 | half double fruitcake | 2 |
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| #238 | hamethyst | 32 |
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| #208 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
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| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
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| #66 | imp unity ring | 86 |
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| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #25 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
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| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
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| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
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| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
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| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
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| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
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| #141 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
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| #23 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
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| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
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| #117 | one glove | 1 |
| #45 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
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| #39 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #51 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #44 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
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| #15 | orange boxing gloves | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
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| #1171 | original G | 1 |
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| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
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| #9 | pewter candlestick | 1 |
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| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
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| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
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| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #157 | punk patch | 2 |
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| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
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| #75 | really dense meat stack | 54 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
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| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #181 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
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| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
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| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
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| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
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| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
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| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
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| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
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| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
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| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
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| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
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| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
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| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
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| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
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| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
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| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #86 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
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| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #16 | toggle switch (Bartend) | 1 |
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| #29 | twice-haunted screwdriver | 1 |
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| #25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
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| #693 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
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| #96 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
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| #474 | water wings | 1 |
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| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
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| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
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| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
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| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
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