| #215 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 2 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #214 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 2 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #205 | Alice's Army Nurse | 2 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #443 | BURT | 34 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1398 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #356 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 3 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1557 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #852 | Crimbuck | 909 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #618 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #369 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #379 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #1136 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #113 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 3 |
| #348 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #513 | Orcish frat-paddle | 3 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #14 | Pastaco shell | 8 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #91 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 14 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #924 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #149 | Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #3415 | badass belt | 12 |
| #28 | beautiful soup | 10 |
| #227 | beer bong | 11 |
| #47 | beer-soaked mop | 38 |
| #821 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #725 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #424 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #489 | candy cane | 75 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #123 | chocolate pasta spoon | 6 |
| #84 | chocolate stolen accordion | 11 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #10 | clockwork clockwise dome | 11 |
| #26 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 7 |
| #45 | clockwork sphere | 9 |
| #44 | clockwork thingamajig | 4 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #1467 | fake hand | 4 |
| #721 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #391 | filthy corduroys | 14 |
| #175 | fire poi | 20 |
| #25 | flaming sword | 43 |
| #466 | flange | 3 |
| #50 | flickering pixel | 1 |
| #28 | folder (Seawolf) | 1 |
| #282 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #471 | fossilized limb | 14 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #321 | fossilized spike | 13 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #345 | fossilized torso | 13 |
| #478 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #44 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #51 | gold crown | 37 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #124 | handful of crafty noodles | 4 |
| #6 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #580 | heart-shaped balloon | 9 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #26 | innuendo | 16 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 2 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #39 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #987 | obsidian dagger | 17 |
| #1801 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #109 | orcish stud-finder | 4 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #666 | personal massager | 3 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #304 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #697 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 11 |
| #877 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #505 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 14 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #30 | sea chaps | 1 |
| #36 | severed flipper | 6 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #7 | soul coin | 7 |
| #40 | soul doorbell | 10 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #51 | space beast fur | 11 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #58 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 9 |
| #49 | stomp box | 1 |
| #787 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #267 | stunt nuts | 10 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #43 | the finger | 2 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #69 | twinkly wad | 10,000 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #99 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #108 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 6 |
| #29 | warbear chemistry lab | 5 |
| #47 | warbear drone assembler | 11 |
| #149 | warbear empathy chip | 4 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear energy bracers | 12 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #12 | warbear exo-arm | 12 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #72 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 3 |
| #9 | warbear laser beacon | 12 |
| #54 | warbear metalworking primer | 17 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #351 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 2 |
| #110 | warbear soda machine assembler | 5 |
| #120 | water-polo cap | 2 |
| #17 | weedy skirt | 1 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |