| #212 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 2 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #211 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 2 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #203 | Alice's Army Nurse | 2 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #443 | BURT | 34 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1396 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #852 | Crimbuck | 909 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #1132 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 3 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #513 | Orcish frat-paddle | 3 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #14 | Pastaco shell | 8 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #92 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 14 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #1721 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #3418 | badass belt | 12 |
| #28 | beautiful soup | 10 |
| #226 | beer bong | 11 |
| #46 | beer-soaked mop | 38 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #725 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #1952 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #425 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #488 | candy cane | 75 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #120 | chocolate pasta spoon | 6 |
| #84 | chocolate stolen accordion | 11 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #10 | clockwork clockwise dome | 11 |
| #26 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 7 |
| #44 | clockwork sphere | 9 |
| #44 | clockwork thingamajig | 4 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #1469 | fake hand | 4 |
| #722 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #389 | filthy corduroys | 14 |
| #175 | fire poi | 20 |
| #25 | flaming sword | 43 |
| #467 | flange | 3 |
| #51 | flickering pixel | 1 |
| #28 | folder (Seawolf) | 1 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #475 | fossilized limb | 14 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #322 | fossilized spike | 13 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #347 | fossilized torso | 13 |
| #481 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #51 | gold crown | 37 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1530 | green beer | 3 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #124 | handful of crafty noodles | 4 |
| #6 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1203 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #580 | heart-shaped balloon | 9 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #26 | innuendo | 16 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 2 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #990 | obsidian dagger | 17 |
| #1796 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #109 | orcish stud-finder | 4 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #667 | personal massager | 3 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #697 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 11 |
| #875 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #501 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 14 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #30 | sea chaps | 1 |
| #36 | severed flipper | 6 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #7 | soul coin | 7 |
| #40 | soul doorbell | 10 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #50 | space beast fur | 11 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #59 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 9 |
| #49 | stomp box | 1 |
| #782 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #262 | stunt nuts | 10 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #43 | the finger | 2 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #68 | twinkly wad | 10,000 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #100 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #109 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 6 |
| #29 | warbear chemistry lab | 5 |
| #48 | warbear drone assembler | 11 |
| #149 | warbear empathy chip | 4 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear energy bracers | 12 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #12 | warbear exo-arm | 12 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #72 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 3 |
| #9 | warbear laser beacon | 12 |
| #54 | warbear metalworking primer | 17 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #354 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 2 |
| #109 | warbear soda machine assembler | 5 |
| #120 | water-polo cap | 2 |
| #17 | weedy skirt | 1 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |