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| #396 | 33398 scroll | 42 |
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| #445 | 8-ball | 55 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
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| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
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| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #172 | Beach Buck | 2 |
| #467 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 4 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1252 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1035 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2454 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #135 | Disco Banjo | 4 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #245 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #757 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 10 |
| #684 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 5 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #704 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #84 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 5 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #53 | Morbidda trading card | 3 |
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| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #399 | Snow Queen Crown | 5 |
| #12 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #444 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 109 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #284 | White Citadel burger | 6 |
| #76 | White Citadel fries | 27 |
| #854 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #385 | accidental cider | 2 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #405 | anticheese | 12 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #431 | bag of Cheat-Os | 15 |
| #1523 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #836 | bar skin | 5 |
| #820 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #52 | basic meat sword | 7 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #688 | batgut | 14 |
| #486 | beertini | 3 |
| #206 | bit of clingfilm | 19 |
| #681 | black candy heart | 4 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #432 | blue class ring | 5 |
| #97 | bottle of Evermore | 8 |
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| #523 | brick | 74 |
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| #709 | broken skull | 11 |
| #68 | bubblewrap ore | 56 |
| #227 | bunny liver | 36 |
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| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #711 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #760 | candied kobold | 3 |
| #84 | cardboard ore | 34 |
| #261 | cheap toaster | 8 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #155 | cog and sprocket assembly | 3 |
| #426 | concentrated magicalness pill | 3 |
| #473 | crazy little Turkish delight | 16 |
| #307 | cymbal syrup | 31 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #719 | defective skull | 24 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #254 | disintegrating quill pen | 31 |
| #491 | duct tape | 71 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #18 | dusty animal skull | 8 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #468 | empty meat tank | 4 |
| #415 | enchanted bean | 4 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1162 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 12 |
| #465 | eye of newt | 15 |
| #1472 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1635 | fake hand | 2 |
| #427 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #719 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #238 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 5 |
| #143 | figurine of a sleek seal | 15 |
| #173 | figurine of a slippery seal | 10 |
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| #1407 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #729 | flavored foot massage oil | 5 |
| #410 | fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #864 | giant needle | 9 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #702 | goat cheese | 4 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #2321 | golden ring | 20 |
| #466 | green clay bead | 14 |
| #1007 | green pixel | 5 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #294 | half-rotten brain | 2 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #396 | handful of hand chalk | 66 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #460 | hellseal claw | 23 |
| #416 | hellseal whisker | 23 |
| #452 | hill of beans | 32 |
| #648 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #1203 | jar of swamp gas | 2 |
| #514 | jazz soap | 57 |
| #1440 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #236 | kumquat | 3 |
| #509 | large box | 3 |
| #547 | lihc face | 5 |
| #868 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1292 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #562 | magical mystery juice | 3 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #495 | maple syrup | 7 |
| #868 | marzipan skull | 6 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #127 | memory of a T | 10 |
| #111 | memory of an A | 11 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #183 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 5 |
| #61 | misshapen animal skeleton | 2 |
| #471 | murky potion | 15 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #131 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 21 |
| #437 | old coin purse | 8 |
| #1371 | old sweatpants | 16 |
| #10 | ornamental sextant | 2 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #547 | phat turquoise bead | 5 |
| #799 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #342 | pile of jumping beans | 9 |
| #44 | pile of useless robot parts | 29 |
| #453 | pink clay bead | 23 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #477 | potted cactus | 3 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #618 | prehistoric spear | 6 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #23 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 14 |
| #485 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #423 | purple clay bead | 5 |
| #214 | ram horns | 18 |
| #630 | ravioli hat | 26 |
| #79 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 115 |
| #880 | red class ring | 3 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #1544 | robotronic egg | 8 |
| #1359 | roll of toilet paper | 21 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1123 | rubber emo roe | 17 |
| #164 | rusty hedge trimmers | 3 |
| #402 | salamander spleen | 20 |
| #586 | salty dog | 5 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #2503 | sawblade fragment | 5 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #298 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #206 | sensitive poetry journal | 2 |
| #311 | shredded hellseal hide | 14 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #159 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #180 | spooky felt | 54 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #846 | spooky mushroom | 35 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #373 | squashed frog | 29 |
| #457 | star | 71 |
| #56 | stone wool | 45 |
| #61 | strawberry pie | 33 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #513 | sugar-coated pine cone | 2 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #886 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #370 | tequila grenade | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #123 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 10 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #196 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #222 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 6 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 8 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #387 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #116 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 4 |
| #102 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 11 |
| #159 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 9 |
| #46 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 6 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #174 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 16 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #930 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1404 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 13 |
| #800 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1379 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 17 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #949 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 19 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #811 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #597 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #997 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 18 |
| #949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 19 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic star starfish | 16 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1444 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #732 | tires | 3 |
| #2129 | toast | 78 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #339 | torn hellseal sinew | 12 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #2003 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1152 | wind-up chattering teeth | 17 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #285 | worthless gewgaw | 19 |
| #358 | worthless knick-knack | 17 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #928 | x-ray specs | 11 |
| #1217 | yellow snowcone | 16 |
| #1375 | yeti fur | 7 |
| #840 | yo | 10 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |