Museum :: teh swabs

teh swabs

Rank	Item	Quantity
#490	"DRINK ME" potion	7
#57	"KICK ME" sign	19
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#172	37x37x37 puzzle cube	6
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#58	Alice's Army Alchemist	28
#62	Alice's Army Bowman	11
#77	Alice's Army Cleric	10
#62	Alice's Army Coward	11
#155	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#54	Alice's Army Guard	31
#73	Alice's Army Halberder	20
#61	Alice's Army Hammerman	12
#45	Alice's Army Horseman	16
#40	Alice's Army Lanceman	20
#50	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	38
#74	Alice's Army Martyr	4
#60	Alice's Army Ninja	31
#55	Alice's Army Nurse	35
#51	Alice's Army Page	36
#62	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	27
#88	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#57	Alice's Army Spearsman	30
#52	Alice's Army Swordsman	34
#63	Alice's Army Wallman	26
#1093	Amulet of Yendor	7
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#356	BRICKO brick	38
#299	BRICKO eye brick	33
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#408	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1166	Boss Bat bling	2
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#430	Bulky Buddy Box	7
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#164	CSA bravery badge	2
#321	CSA fire-starting kit	12
#161	CSA obedience grenade	6
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#584	Crimbo pie	2
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#227	Crimbonium fuel rod	6
#334	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	5
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#339	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	5
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#376	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	3
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#300	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	7
#318	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#378	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	3
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#463	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2296	Crimbuck	15
#539	Crown of the Goblin King	47
#1476	Daffy Taffy	9
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#219	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	49
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#795	Drowsy Sword	20
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#203	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#230	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#145	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#129	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#266	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#215	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	3
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#233	Feynman gate	50
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#603	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#656	Green Clover of Justice	3
#168	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	11
#1287	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#93	LCD game: Burger Belt	4
#95	LCD game: Food Eater	3
#84	LCD game: Garbage River	6
#363	LED block	3
#1134	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	22
#375	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	115
#357	M-242	20
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#638	Microplushie: Bropane	9
#564	Microplushie: Dorkonide	4
#438	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	9
#455	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	4
#533	Microplushie: Gothochondria	11
#543	Microplushie: Hippylase	15
#590	Microplushie: Hobomosome	6
#529	Microplushie: Otakulone	18
#676	Microplushie: Raverdrine	5
#589	Microplushie: Sororitrate	10
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#177	Miniborg laser	3
#157	Miniborg stomper	4
#146	Miniborg strangler	4
#275	Misty Cape	4
#320	Misty Cloak	2
#322	Misty Robe	2
#545	Mob Penguin cellular phone	34
#615	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#167	Mr. Haggis	8
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#167	Professor What T-Shirt	3
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#1113	Rock Pops	39
#92	Schrödinger's thermos	411
#361	Snow Queen Crown	6
#93	Spooky Surprise Egg	187
#32	Steal This Candy	214
🥇	Swabbie™ swab	19,530
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#114	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	23
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#254	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	3
#274	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	2
#212	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	7
#256	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	3
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#117	Uncle Romulus	10
#1081	Valentine	11
#228	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	6
#623	Yellow Moon of Compassion	5
#2453	Yummy Tummy bean	11
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#35	ancient Magi-Wipes	750
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
🥈	anniversary chutney sculpture	2
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
🥇	astronaut pants	2,402
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#1174	baconstone	6
#109	bag of QWOP	35
#1522	bag of airline peanuts	5
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#255	black-and-blue light	236
#1654	blood flower	1
#246	blue plasma ball	244
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#2387	bottle of goofballs	8
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#2141	box of sunshine	59
#1785	brick	7
#232	broken carburetor	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#169	buckyball	36
#510	bunch of bananas	6
#1817	can of Binarrrca	1
#522	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	17
#861	candied yams	10
#1218	candy cane	27
#162	candy stake	27
#91	cap gun	1
#663	cheap elven gloves	6
#328	cheap studded belt	138
#698	cheap toaster	3
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#136	chunk of rock salt	50
#1797	clown hammer	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#274	collection of tiny spooky objects	5
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#67	confiscated cell phone	8
#83	confiscated comic book	7
#69	confiscated love note	4
#200	confusing LED clock	9
#1027	corpse on the beach	4
#1183	corpsedriver	3
#636	corpsetini	8
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#239	cream pie	4
#476	cyborg doll	3
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#1479	defective skull	1
#1368	delicious salad	6
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1622	dill	1
#705	doll house	6
#772	dollhive	8
#563	drywall axe	22
#2188	easter egg balloon	9
#322	effluvious emerald	3
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#417	elven socks	11
#1181	encoder ring	1
#641	ennui-flavored potato chips	31
#599	enormous belt buckle	2
#726	evil googly eye	5
#1693	evil teddy bear	4
#1567	explosion-flavored chewing gum	3
#508	fake blood	2
#1987	fake fake vomit	1
#1409	fake hand	5
#1146	fancy but probably evil chocolate	5
#124	fancy chocolate	19
#696	fancy dress ball	16
#528	festive holiday hat	8
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#973	fire	4
#129	fitness wristband	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#318	flavored foot massage oil	145
#364	foam dart	113
#497	foam noodle	1
#803	fruitcake	26
#571	fuzzy busby	2
#550	fuzzy dice	9
#419	fuzzy earmuffs	3
#381	fuzzy montera	4
#1921	ghost cucumber	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#1077	giant discarded bottlecap	3
#930	giant discarded plastic fork	9
#828	giant discarded torn-up glove	4
#452	giant foam finger	2
#989	giant pinky ring	12
#1225	gingerbread bugbear	15
#268	gingerbread horror	18
#608	gingerbread house	1
#683	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
#284	glacial sapphire	2
#230	glittery mascara	2
#86	glow-in-the-dark necklace	1
#553	gold wedding ring	5
#693	golden ring	40
#719	goth kid t-shirt	3
#412	gray bow tie	17
#1910	green beer	1
#922	grue egg	29
#1225	gyroscope	1
#205	haggis socks	1
#160	haggis-infused soap	8
#150	haiku katana	1
#1151	hamethyst	6
#989	handful of confetti	42
#105	handmade hobby horse	2
#3383	heart necklace	1
#760	herbal stuffing	10
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#160	home robotics kit	2
#173	hot plate	11
#76	hot wing	1,337
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#97	iGoogly	253
#142	imitation crab crate	2
#594	immense cyborg hand	7
#577	inflatable duck	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
🥇	jar of anniversary jam	2
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#8	jazz soap	1,522
#1023	joybuzzer	19
#284	killing feather	73
#655	kite	11
#526	kneecapping stick	23
#490	laser-broiled pear	17
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
#105	little box of fireworks	1
#1537	logic synthesizer	2
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#1370	lucky rabbit's foot	3
#1137	mafia aria	10
#1648	magical ice cube with a fly in it	3
#151	magicberry tablets	6
#334	marionette collective	2
🥇	mayfly bait necklace	1
#79	monomolecular yo-yo	665
#742	mylar scout drone	6
#259	nanite-infested candy cane	64
#83	nanite-infested eggnog	47
#19	nanite-infested fruitcake	247
#60	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	60
#926	nanofiber cloth	3
#957	obsidian dagger	18
#107	old bronzer	2
#108	old eyebrow pencil	2
#115	old rosewater cream	2
#185	old school calculator watch	2
#668	old sweatpants	92
#2042	oozenog	2
#50	orange and black Crimboween candy	135
#896	orange glowstick	2
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#328	oversized fish scaler	11
#1185	pack of KWE trading card	2
#542	pack of pogs	30
#133	packet of mayfly bait	1
#160	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#225	party hat	12
#498	patent leather shoes	13
#396	penguin thesaurus	18
#398	perl necklace	1
#22	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	20
#211	personal massager	146
#369	personalized coffee mug	172
#918	pet rock	8
#1432	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	3
#1715	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	2
#11	pickle-flavored chewing gum	3,742
#388	pie man was not meant to eat	1
#221	pile of useless robot parts	2
#183	pink plastic baby	3
#47	pog #01 (spider)	21
#54	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	18
#59	pog #03 (warwelf)	18
#37	pog #04 (skleleton)	25
#40	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	25
#69	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	14
#37	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	26
#43	pog #08 (hellion)	24
#49	pog #09 (pirate)	21
#46	pog #10 (hobo)	24
#55	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	17
#655	polyalloy shield	6
#789	porquoise	9
#78	portable cassette player	2
#888	possessed top	6
#274	potted cactus	11
#8	powdered organs	1,377
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#1365	razor-tipped yo-yo	4
#402	really dense meat stack	16
#53	red shirt	6
#136	rib of the Bonerdagon	11
#546	roasted marshmallow	46
#9	robotronic egg	2,181
#809	rogue swarmer	59
#2723	rubber WWBD? bracelet	2
#2796	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#2196	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	3
#2125	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#1684	rubber emo roe	3
#73	rubber spider	2
#231	ruby on canes	3
#296	sawblade fragment	80
#788	sawblade shield	2
#377	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1
#404	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1
#410	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#77	set of jacks	2
#422	severed rocking horse head	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#478	shimmering tendrils	1
#1393	shiny ring	12
#253	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
#153	skull of the Bonerdagon	10
#1806	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#138	smart watch	1
#325	snake	20
#1046	solid gold bowling ball	12
#392	solid gold pegleg	7
🥇	space trooper helmet	1
#1977	spade necklace	3
🥇	spandex anniversary shorts	2
#346	sparkler	20
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#1322	spectre scepter	21
#1947	spooky eggnog	3
#1365	spooky felt	4
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1561	spooky length of string	3
#749	spooky stuffing	7
#850	spooky toy wheel	5
#1325	spooky wooden block	3
#2245	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#2140	stainless steel skullcap	1
#482	steamy ruby	1
#531	stick of "gum"	3
#326	stick-on eyebrow piercing	135
#70	stinky cheese ball	1
#352	strange shiny disc	11
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#1377	string of blue beads	7
#1605	string of green beads	5
#2011	string of red beads	2
#1930	stringy sinew	1
#1716	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	17
#3688	stuffed Cheshire bitten	11
#1864	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	27
#1331	stuffed Meat	30
#1484	stuffed alien blob	4
#8863	stuffed angry cow	1
#3006	stuffed astral badger	15
#3405	stuffed baby gravy fairy	13
#165	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#27	stuffed can of asparagus	14,102
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#5653	stuffed cocoabo	5
#1318	stuffed crazy bastard sword	3
#1578	stuffed dodecapede	1
#3202	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#3261	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	14
#2806	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	17
#62	stuffed ghuol whelp	50
#279	stuffed gray blob	166
#1868	stuffed hand turkey	28
#1507	stuffed key	20
#696	stuffed martini	11
#3037	stuffed mind flayer	15
#2070	stuffed mink	11
#1244	stuffed monocle	33
#370	stuffed ninja snowman	12
#4333	stuffed scary death orb	9
#3566	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	12
#927	stuffed snowy owl	51
#2794	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	17
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#247	stuffed stab bat	1
#2256	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	22
#1376	stuffed teddy butler	28
#1546	stuffed tin of caviar	22
#1625	stuffed treasure chest	16
#3223	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	14
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#11	stuffed yo-yo	204
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#2120	stuffing	2
#944	sturdy Crimbo crate	11
#576	support cummerbund	10
#85	sweet roll Alabama	18
#1007	synthetic stuffing	2
#151	tangle of rat tails	1
#401	tawdry amethyst	1
#74	teddy borg	114
#245	theoretical string	82
🥇	time sleigh	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#302	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	22
#670	tiny plastic Axe Wound	11
#351	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	12
#774	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	6
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#298	tiny plastic Black Knight	21
#344	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	12
#501	tiny plastic Boss Bat	9
#826	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	21
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#484	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	20
#492	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	19
#585	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	6
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#814	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#7	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	5
#282	tiny plastic Felonia	14
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#230	tiny plastic G Imp	26
#787	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#594	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	12
#260	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	24
#286	tiny plastic Hellion	22
#246	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	25
#335	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	12
#270	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	23
#346	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	19
#1073	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	7
#317	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	21
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#240	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	27
#494	tiny plastic Protagonist	14
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#230	tiny plastic Spam Witch	27
#457	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	15
#325	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	13
#299	tiny plastic The Man	14
#309	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	22
#956	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	4
#337	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	19
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#850	tiny plastic accordion thief	6
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#279	tiny plastic angry bugbear	23
#1412	tiny plastic angry goat	13
#392	tiny plastic anime smiley	17
#385	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	18
#544	tiny plastic astronomer	13
#849	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	21
#1515	tiny plastic barrrnacle	12
#185	tiny plastic beanbat	33
#802	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	6
#707	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	24
#536	tiny plastic blooper	13
#213	tiny plastic brainsweeper	29
#378	tiny plastic briefcase bat	17
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#833	tiny plastic cocoabo	21
#928	tiny plastic coffee pixie	19
#395	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	11
#227	tiny plastic cubist bull	27
#207	tiny plastic demoninja	30
#1096	tiny plastic disco bandit	5
#236	tiny plastic drunk goat	26
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#21	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	189
#225	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	27
#501	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	14
#536	tiny plastic fruit golem	13
#835	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	21
#1048	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	17
#649	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	26
#167	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	37
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#247	tiny plastic goth giant	25
#1134	tiny plastic grue	16
#218	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	28
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#697	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	25
#1045	tiny plastic killer bee	17
#295	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	22
#1156	tiny plastic leprechaun	16
#660	tiny plastic levitating potato	26
#358	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	18
#1213	tiny plastic mosquito	15
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#365	tiny plastic ninja snowman	19
#681	tiny plastic pastamancer	7
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#865	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	20
#1328	tiny plastic sauceror	4
#303	tiny plastic scary clown	21
#1320	tiny plastic seal clubber	4
#254	tiny plastic senile lihc	25
#144	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	42
#395	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	17
#838	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	21
#593	tiny plastic spooky vampire	12
#853	tiny plastic stab bat	21
#730	tiny plastic star starfish	23
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#484	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	19
#405	tiny plastic taco cat	17
#440	tiny plastic topiary golem	15
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1372	tiny plastic turtle tamer	4
#181	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	35
#286	tiny plastic warwelf	22
#317	tiny plastic whitesnake	21
#541	tiny plastic zmobie	13
#173	tiny slimy cyst	5
#545	tofurkey gravy	16
#599	tofurkey leg	14
#1081	towel	5
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#335	toy maglev monorail	4
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#998	toy ray gun	7
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#250	unearthly onyx	3
#7	unidentified jerky	11,156
#258	unstable DNA	200
#293	unstable laser battery	72
#255	urinal cake	11
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#1497	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	2
#370	vibrating cyborg knife	12
#36	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1,488
#593	vitachoconutriment capsule	9
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#780	wheel	4
#1506	whoopie cushion	6
#173	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#1408	wind-up chattering teeth	9
#615	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	33
#121	wreath of laurels	5

Wow, that's 70,010 items total!

what items are this player missing?