Museum :: teh swabs

teh swabs

Rank	Item	Quantity
#491	"DRINK ME" potion	7
#56	"KICK ME" sign	19
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#173	37x37x37 puzzle cube	6
#227	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#56	Alice's Army Alchemist	28
#61	Alice's Army Bowman	11
#75	Alice's Army Cleric	10
#61	Alice's Army Coward	11
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#52	Alice's Army Guard	31
#70	Alice's Army Halberder	20
#60	Alice's Army Hammerman	12
#44	Alice's Army Horseman	16
#40	Alice's Army Lanceman	20
#48	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	38
#72	Alice's Army Martyr	4
#58	Alice's Army Ninja	31
#53	Alice's Army Nurse	35
#49	Alice's Army Page	36
#60	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	27
#85	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#55	Alice's Army Spearsman	30
#50	Alice's Army Swordsman	34
#60	Alice's Army Wallman	26
#1091	Amulet of Yendor	7
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#354	BRICKO brick	38
#298	BRICKO eye brick	33
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#406	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1167	Boss Bat bling	2
#2260	Boss Bat britches	2
#432	Bulky Buddy Box	7
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#165	CSA bravery badge	2
#322	CSA fire-starting kit	12
#161	CSA obedience grenade	6
#2461	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1446	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#1479	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#584	Crimbo pie	2
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#226	Crimbonium fuel rod	6
#334	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	5
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#339	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	5
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#376	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	3
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#299	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	7
#318	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#378	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	3
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#2290	Crimbuck	15
#539	Crown of the Goblin King	47
#1475	Daffy Taffy	9
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#219	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	49
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#795	Drowsy Sword	20
#1782	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#288	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#200	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#215	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#143	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#128	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#264	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#214	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	3
#281	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#233	Feynman gate	50
#444	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#603	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#652	Green Clover of Justice	3
#168	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	11
#1283	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#94	LCD game: Burger Belt	4
#96	LCD game: Food Eater	3
#84	LCD game: Garbage River	6
#363	LED block	3
#1132	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	22
#374	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	115
#357	M-242	20
#1317	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#634	Microplushie: Bropane	9
#559	Microplushie: Dorkonide	4
#434	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	9
#451	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	4
#529	Microplushie: Gothochondria	11
#538	Microplushie: Hippylase	15
#585	Microplushie: Hobomosome	6
#524	Microplushie: Otakulone	18
#672	Microplushie: Raverdrine	5
#584	Microplushie: Sororitrate	10
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#177	Miniborg laser	3
#157	Miniborg stomper	4
#146	Miniborg strangler	4
#271	Misty Cape	4
#316	Misty Cloak	2
#320	Misty Robe	2
#545	Mob Penguin cellular phone	34
#615	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#166	Mr. Haggis	8
#1193	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#165	Professor What T-Shirt	3
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#1113	Rock Pops	39
#91	Schrödinger's thermos	411
#360	Snow Queen Crown	6
#93	Spooky Surprise Egg	187
#31	Steal This Candy	214
🥇	Swabbie™ swab	19,530
#851	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#114	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	23
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#110	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#254	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	3
#274	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	2
#212	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	7
#256	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	3
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#543	Tuesday's ruby	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#116	Uncle Romulus	10
#1079	Valentine	11
#226	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	6
#622	Yellow Moon of Compassion	5
#2455	Yummy Tummy bean	11
#1168	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#35	ancient Magi-Wipes	750
#1253	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
🥈	anniversary chutney sculpture	2
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
🥇	astronaut pants	2,402
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#1170	baconstone	6
#109	bag of QWOP	35
#1523	bag of airline peanuts	5
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#1026	balloon monkey	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1661	battered Crimbo Crate	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#873	black candy heart	1
#253	black-and-blue light	236
#1650	blood flower	1
#246	blue plasma ball	244
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#2382	bottle of goofballs	8
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#2141	box of sunshine	59
#1785	brick	7
#232	broken carburetor	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#168	buckyball	36
#510	bunch of bananas	6
#1817	can of Binarrrca	1
#521	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	17
#859	candied yams	10
#1216	candy cane	27
#159	candy stake	27
#90	cap gun	1
#663	cheap elven gloves	6
#328	cheap studded belt	138
#697	cheap toaster	3
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#136	chunk of rock salt	50
#1796	clown hammer	1
#3271	club necklace	1
#274	collection of tiny spooky objects	5
#1057	computronic processing unit	1
#68	confiscated cell phone	8
#84	confiscated comic book	7
#70	confiscated love note	4
#200	confusing LED clock	9
#1024	corpse on the beach	4
#1180	corpsedriver	3
#634	corpsetini	8
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#239	cream pie	4
#477	cyborg doll	3
#1247	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#263	deck of tropical cards	2
#1480	defective skull	1
#1370	delicious salad	6
#3286	diamond necklace	1
#1623	dill	1
#704	doll house	6
#771	dollhive	8
#563	drywall axe	22
#2188	easter egg balloon	9
#322	effluvious emerald	3
#1591	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#1587	elven moonshine	1
#417	elven socks	11
#1182	encoder ring	1
#639	ennui-flavored potato chips	31
#598	enormous belt buckle	2
#726	evil googly eye	5
#1694	evil teddy bear	4
#1567	explosion-flavored chewing gum	3
#506	fake blood	2
#1989	fake fake vomit	1
#1410	fake hand	5
#1148	fancy but probably evil chocolate	5
#123	fancy chocolate	19
#696	fancy dress ball	16
#529	festive holiday hat	8
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#971	fire	4
#129	fitness wristband	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#319	flavored foot massage oil	145
#366	foam dart	113
#494	foam noodle	1
#803	fruitcake	26
#570	fuzzy busby	2
#550	fuzzy dice	9
#417	fuzzy earmuffs	3
#381	fuzzy montera	4
#1921	ghost cucumber	1
#549	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#1073	giant discarded bottlecap	3
#930	giant discarded plastic fork	9
#827	giant discarded torn-up glove	4
#452	giant foam finger	2
#987	giant pinky ring	12
#1225	gingerbread bugbear	15
#267	gingerbread horror	18
#610	gingerbread house	1
#682	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
#283	glacial sapphire	2
#230	glittery mascara	2
#86	glow-in-the-dark necklace	1
#547	gold wedding ring	5
#693	golden ring	40
#717	goth kid t-shirt	3
#412	gray bow tie	17
#1909	green beer	1
#918	grue egg	29
#1225	gyroscope	1
#206	haggis socks	1
#161	haggis-infused soap	8
#149	haiku katana	1
#1148	hamethyst	6
#983	handful of confetti	42
#105	handmade hobby horse	2
#3379	heart necklace	1
#758	herbal stuffing	10
#1111	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#161	home robotics kit	2
#173	hot plate	11
#76	hot wing	1,337
#1027	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#97	iGoogly	253
#142	imitation crab crate	2
#595	immense cyborg hand	7
#574	inflatable duck	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#1082	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
🥇	jar of anniversary jam	2
#693	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#6	jazz soap	1,522
#1023	joybuzzer	19
#284	killing feather	73
#655	kite	11
#525	kneecapping stick	23
#489	laser-broiled pear	17
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
#107	little box of fireworks	1
#1537	logic synthesizer	2
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#1370	lucky rabbit's foot	3
#1137	mafia aria	10
#1650	magical ice cube with a fly in it	3
#151	magicberry tablets	6
#334	marionette collective	2
🥇	mayfly bait necklace	1
#79	monomolecular yo-yo	665
#742	mylar scout drone	6
#257	nanite-infested candy cane	64
#83	nanite-infested eggnog	47
#20	nanite-infested fruitcake	247
#59	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	60
#926	nanofiber cloth	3
#959	obsidian dagger	18
#106	old bronzer	2
#106	old eyebrow pencil	2
#113	old rosewater cream	2
#186	old school calculator watch	2
#663	old sweatpants	92
#2043	oozenog	2
#48	orange and black Crimboween candy	135
#896	orange glowstick	2
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#328	oversized fish scaler	11
#1184	pack of KWE trading card	2
#542	pack of pogs	30
#134	packet of mayfly bait	1
#159	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#229	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#226	party hat	12
#498	patent leather shoes	13
#396	penguin thesaurus	18
#397	perl necklace	1
#22	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	20
#210	personal massager	146
#370	personalized coffee mug	172
#919	pet rock	8
#1433	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	3
#1716	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	2
#10	pickle-flavored chewing gum	3,742
#390	pie man was not meant to eat	1
#220	pile of useless robot parts	2
#182	pink plastic baby	3
#47	pog #01 (spider)	21
#54	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	18
#59	pog #03 (warwelf)	18
#37	pog #04 (skleleton)	25
#40	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	25
#69	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	14
#37	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	26
#43	pog #08 (hellion)	24
#49	pog #09 (pirate)	21
#46	pog #10 (hobo)	24
#55	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	17
#655	polyalloy shield	6
#788	porquoise	9
#78	portable cassette player	2
#886	possessed top	6
#274	potted cactus	11
#8	powdered organs	1,377
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#1069	quantum polarity inducer	1
#1365	razor-tipped yo-yo	4
#400	really dense meat stack	16
#53	red shirt	6
#136	rib of the Bonerdagon	11
#546	roasted marshmallow	46
#9	robotronic egg	2,181
#809	rogue swarmer	59
#2720	rubber WWBD? bracelet	2
#2789	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#2194	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	3
#2119	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#1681	rubber emo roe	3
#73	rubber spider	2
#232	ruby on canes	3
#296	sawblade fragment	80
#792	sawblade shield	2
#378	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1
#405	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1
#411	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#77	set of jacks	2
#422	severed rocking horse head	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#478	shimmering tendrils	1
#1393	shiny ring	12
#252	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
#151	skull of the Bonerdagon	10
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#138	smart watch	1
#325	snake	20
#1044	solid gold bowling ball	12
#391	solid gold pegleg	7
🥇	space trooper helmet	1
#1973	spade necklace	3
🥇	spandex anniversary shorts	2
#346	sparkler	20
#1391	spectral pickle	1
#1317	spectre scepter	21
#1947	spooky eggnog	3
#1366	spooky felt	4
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1561	spooky length of string	3
#750	spooky stuffing	7
#851	spooky toy wheel	5
#1326	spooky wooden block	3
#2241	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#2143	stainless steel skullcap	1
#483	steamy ruby	1
#532	stick of "gum"	3
#327	stick-on eyebrow piercing	135
#70	stinky cheese ball	1
#352	strange shiny disc	11
#600	string of Crimbo lights	1
#1378	string of blue beads	7
#1605	string of green beads	5
#2011	string of red beads	2
#1930	stringy sinew	1
#1712	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	17
#3674	stuffed Cheshire bitten	11
#1855	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	27
#1326	stuffed Meat	30
#1484	stuffed alien blob	4
#8850	stuffed angry cow	1
#2998	stuffed astral badger	15
#3394	stuffed baby gravy fairy	13
#165	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#27	stuffed can of asparagus	14,102
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#5637	stuffed cocoabo	5
#1315	stuffed crazy bastard sword	3
#1574	stuffed dodecapede	1
#3200	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#3254	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	14
#2799	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	17
#62	stuffed ghuol whelp	50
#279	stuffed gray blob	166
#1863	stuffed hand turkey	28
#1501	stuffed key	20
#694	stuffed martini	11
#3032	stuffed mind flayer	15
#2067	stuffed mink	11
#1239	stuffed monocle	33
#370	stuffed ninja snowman	12
#4325	stuffed scary death orb	9
#3558	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	12
#921	stuffed snowy owl	51
#2785	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	17
#3041	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#246	stuffed stab bat	1
#2247	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	22
#1374	stuffed teddy butler	28
#1543	stuffed tin of caviar	22
#1626	stuffed treasure chest	16
#3214	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	14
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#11	stuffed yo-yo	204
#776	stuffed zmobie	1
#2121	stuffing	2
#943	sturdy Crimbo crate	11
#576	support cummerbund	10
#84	sweet roll Alabama	18
#1007	synthetic stuffing	2
#148	tangle of rat tails	1
#401	tawdry amethyst	1
#75	teddy borg	114
#245	theoretical string	82
🥇	time sleigh	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#302	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	22
#669	tiny plastic Axe Wound	11
#350	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	12
#774	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	6
#265	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#297	tiny plastic Black Knight	21
#344	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	12
#501	tiny plastic Boss Bat	9
#824	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	21
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#484	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	20
#492	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	19
#583	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	6
#577	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1548	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#632	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#800	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#7	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	5
#282	tiny plastic Felonia	14
#281	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#230	tiny plastic G Imp	26
#780	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#594	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	12
#261	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	24
#286	tiny plastic Hellion	22
#246	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	25
#336	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	12
#270	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	23
#347	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	19
#1072	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	7
#318	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	21
#1057	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#237	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	27
#494	tiny plastic Protagonist	14
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#50	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#229	tiny plastic Spam Witch	27
#455	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	15
#326	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	13
#298	tiny plastic The Man	14
#309	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	22
#955	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	4
#337	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	19
#301	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#849	tiny plastic accordion thief	6
#1731	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#280	tiny plastic angry bugbear	23
#1407	tiny plastic angry goat	13
#391	tiny plastic anime smiley	17
#382	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	18
#544	tiny plastic astronomer	13
#847	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	21
#1510	tiny plastic barrrnacle	12
#182	tiny plastic beanbat	33
#800	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	6
#705	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	24
#535	tiny plastic blooper	13
#213	tiny plastic brainsweeper	29
#379	tiny plastic briefcase bat	17
#991	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#831	tiny plastic cocoabo	21
#927	tiny plastic coffee pixie	19
#395	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	11
#227	tiny plastic cubist bull	27
#206	tiny plastic demoninja	30
#1094	tiny plastic disco bandit	5
#235	tiny plastic drunk goat	26
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#21	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	189
#224	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	27
#501	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	14
#536	tiny plastic fruit golem	13
#831	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	21
#1046	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	17
#647	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	26
#165	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	37
#1736	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#248	tiny plastic goth giant	25
#1131	tiny plastic grue	16
#215	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	28
#1831	tiny plastic hermit	3
#694	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	25
#1042	tiny plastic killer bee	17
#295	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	22
#1152	tiny plastic leprechaun	16
#658	tiny plastic levitating potato	26
#359	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	18
#1211	tiny plastic mosquito	15
#1035	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#366	tiny plastic ninja snowman	19
#679	tiny plastic pastamancer	7
#66	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#862	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	20
#1323	tiny plastic sauceror	4
#303	tiny plastic scary clown	21
#1316	tiny plastic seal clubber	4
#254	tiny plastic senile lihc	25
#142	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	42
#394	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	17
#835	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	21
#592	tiny plastic spooky vampire	12
#851	tiny plastic stab bat	21
#727	tiny plastic star starfish	23
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#483	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	19
#403	tiny plastic taco cat	17
#439	tiny plastic topiary golem	15
#312	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1369	tiny plastic turtle tamer	4
#178	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	35
#286	tiny plastic warwelf	22
#317	tiny plastic whitesnake	21
#541	tiny plastic zmobie	13
#173	tiny slimy cyst	5
#544	tofurkey gravy	16
#596	tofurkey leg	14
#1078	towel	5
#900	toy deathbot	1
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#335	toy maglev monorail	4
#2128	toy mercenary	1
#997	toy ray gun	7
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#2484	tree-eating kite	3
#601	tropical paperweight	1
#248	unearthly onyx	3
#7	unidentified jerky	11,156
#258	unstable DNA	200
#293	unstable laser battery	72
#255	urinal cake	11
#2526	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#1492	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	2
#371	vibrating cyborg knife	12
#35	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1,488
#593	vitachoconutriment capsule	9
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#780	wheel	4
#1507	whoopie cushion	6
#173	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#1407	wind-up chattering teeth	9
#613	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	33
#121	wreath of laurels	5

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