teh swabs

RankItemQuantity
#489"DRINK ME" potion7
#58"KICK ME" sign19
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#17237x37x37 puzzle cube6
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#58Alice's Army Alchemist28
#62Alice's Army Bowman11
#77Alice's Army Cleric10
#62Alice's Army Coward11
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#54Alice's Army Guard31
#73Alice's Army Halberder20
#61Alice's Army Hammerman12
#45Alice's Army Horseman16
#40Alice's Army Lanceman20
#50Alice's Army Mad Bomber38
#74Alice's Army Martyr4
#60Alice's Army Ninja31
#55Alice's Army Nurse35
#51Alice's Army Page36
#62Alice's Army Shieldmaiden27
#88Alice's Army Sniper3
#57Alice's Army Spearsman30
#52Alice's Army Swordsman34
#63Alice's Army Wallman26
#1090Amulet of Yendor7
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#357BRICKO brick38
#298BRICKO eye brick33
#3368Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#408Bit O' Ectoplasm5
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#2262Boss Bat britches2
#430Bulky Buddy Box7
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#164CSA bravery badge2
#321CSA fire-starting kit12
#161CSA obedience grenade6
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1450Corpse Island iced tea2
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#587Crimbo pie2
#651Crimbo wreath1
#227Crimbonium fuel rod6
#333Crimbot schematic: Big Head5
#246Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#338Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs5
#219Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite1
#375Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise3
#363Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis1
#300Crimbot schematic: Power Arm7
#317Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker2
#377Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun3
#366Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet1
#462Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#2296Crimbuck15
#541Crown of the Goblin King47
#1475Daffy Taffy9
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#219Double Bacon Beelzeburger49
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#794Drowsy Sword20
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#291El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)1
#204El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)2
#216El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)1
#231El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)1
#145El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)3
#130El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)2
#265El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)2
#216El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)3
#283El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)1
#232Feynman gate50
#446Fudge Fiber Armor Plating1
#604Glass Balls of the Goblin King4
#655Green Clover of Justice3
#168Happy Birthday, Claude! cake11
#1288Iron Beta of Industry2
#93LCD game: Burger Belt4
#95LCD game: Food Eater3
#85LCD game: Garbage River6
#363LED block3
#1136Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet22
#375Loudmouth Larry Lamprey115
#358M-24220
#1315MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech3
#638Microplushie: Bropane9
#563Microplushie: Dorkonide4
#439Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid9
#454Microplushie: Fauxnerditide4
#532Microplushie: Gothochondria11
#543Microplushie: Hippylase15
#589Microplushie: Hobomosome6
#529Microplushie: Otakulone18
#675Microplushie: Raverdrine5
#588Microplushie: Sororitrate10
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#177Miniborg laser3
#157Miniborg stomper4
#146Miniborg strangler4
#275Misty Cape4
#319Misty Cloak2
#321Misty Robe2
#545Mob Penguin cellular phone34
#615Mob Penguin protection contract1
#167Mr. Haggis8
#1202Nickel Gamma of Frugality2
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#168Professor What T-Shirt3
#524Retenez L'Herbe Paté4
#1112Rock Pops39
#91Schrödinger's thermos411
#361Snow Queen Crown6
#93Spooky Surprise Egg187
#32Steal This Candy214
🥇Swabbie™ swab19,530
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
🥇Thinknerd T-Shirt1
#114Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag23
#574Tiki lighter1
#109Tome of Sugar Shummoning1
#255Trivial Avocations Card: What?3
#275Trivial Avocations Card: When?2
#213Trivial Avocations Card: Where?7
#257Trivial Avocations Card: Who?3
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#542Tuesday's ruby2
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#117Uncle Romulus10
#1081Valentine11
#228Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher6
#625Yellow Moon of Compassion5
#2453Yummy Tummy bean11
#1170Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#35ancient Magi-Wipes750
#1251ancient unspeakable fruitcake5
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
🥈anniversary chutney sculpture2
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
🥇astronaut pants2,402
#125augmented-reality shades1
#1174baconstone6
#109bag of QWOP35
#1520bag of airline peanuts5
#97ball-in-a-cup2
#1029balloon monkey1
#221banana daiquiri1
#999bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#874black candy heart1
#255black-and-blue light236
#1654blood flower1
#244blue plasma ball244
#980borg sock monkey1
#2386bottle of goofballs8
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#2141box of sunshine59
#1787brick7
#232broken carburetor1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#168buckyball36
#510bunch of bananas6
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#522can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce17
#861candied yams10
#1216candy cane27
#161candy stake27
#90cap gun1
#663cheap elven gloves6
#328cheap studded belt138
#698cheap toaster3
#1774chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#136chunk of rock salt50
#1795clown hammer1
#3274club necklace1
#274collection of tiny spooky objects5
#1056computronic processing unit1
#68confiscated cell phone8
#85confiscated comic book7
#70confiscated love note4
#200confusing LED clock9
#1027corpse on the beach4
#1183corpsedriver3
#636corpsetini8
#99cotton candy cocoon1
#239cream pie4
#476cyborg doll3
#1245cyborg stompin' boot2
#262deck of tropical cards2
#1477defective skull1
#1369delicious salad6
#3285diamond necklace1
#1622dill1
#705doll house6
#772dollhive8
#563drywall axe22
#2187easter egg balloon9
#322effluvious emerald3
#1589elven limbos gingerbread2
#1586elven moonshine1
#417elven socks11
#1180encoder ring1
#641ennui-flavored potato chips31
#599enormous belt buckle2
#726evil googly eye5
#1693evil teddy bear4
#1565explosion-flavored chewing gum3
#507fake blood2
#1985fake fake vomit1
#1407fake hand5
#1146fancy but probably evil chocolate5
#123fancy chocolate19
#696fancy dress ball16
#528festive holiday hat8
🥈festive warbear bank1
#303fez of etymology1
#976fire4
#129fitness wristband1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#317flavored foot massage oil145
#366foam dart113
#496foam noodle1
#804fruitcake26
#571fuzzy busby2
#550fuzzy dice9
#418fuzzy earmuffs3
#380fuzzy montera4
#1922ghost cucumber1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#1079giant discarded bottlecap3
#932giant discarded plastic fork9
#828giant discarded torn-up glove4
#453giant foam finger2
#989giant pinky ring12
#1226gingerbread bugbear15
#268gingerbread horror18
#608gingerbread house1
#682gingerbread mutant bugbear6
#284glacial sapphire2
#230glittery mascara2
#87glow-in-the-dark necklace1
#551gold wedding ring5
#692golden ring40
#719goth kid t-shirt3
#411gray bow tie17
#1909green beer1
#921grue egg29
#1225gyroscope1
#205haggis socks1
#160haggis-infused soap8
#150haiku katana1
#1152hamethyst6
#990handful of confetti42
#105handmade hobby horse2
#3382heart necklace1
#760herbal stuffing10
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
🥉hobo code binder1
#160home robotics kit2
#175hot plate11
#76hot wing1,337
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#97iGoogly253
#142imitation crab crate2
#594immense cyborg hand7
#577inflatable duck1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#1396irradiated candy cane4
🥇jar of anniversary jam2
#697jar of fermented pickle juice1
#581jar of squeeze1
#8jazz soap1,522
#1021joybuzzer19
#283killing feather73
#655kite11
#526kneecapping stick23
#490laser-broiled pear17
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#105little box of fireworks1
#1537logic synthesizer2
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#1371lucky rabbit's foot3
#1136mafia aria10
#1647magical ice cube with a fly in it3
#151magicberry tablets6
#334marionette collective2
🥇mayfly bait necklace1
#78monomolecular yo-yo665
#742mylar scout drone6
#258nanite-infested candy cane64
#83nanite-infested eggnog47
#19nanite-infested fruitcake247
#60nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear60
#926nanofiber cloth3
#956obsidian dagger18
#108old bronzer2
#109old eyebrow pencil2
#116old rosewater cream2
#184old school calculator watch2
#669old sweatpants92
#2042oozenog2
#50orange and black Crimboween candy135
#896orange glowstick2
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#328oversized fish scaler11
#1186pack of KWE trading card2
#541pack of pogs30
#133packet of mayfly bait1
#161packet of tofurkey gravy1
#1171pants of the Slug Lord2
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#225party hat12
#497patent leather shoes13
#396penguin thesaurus18
#398perl necklace1
#22perpendicular hula with a fly in it20
#210personal massager146
#368personalized coffee mug172
#919pet rock8
#1430pet rock "Groucho" disguise3
#1713pet rock "Snooty" disguise2
#10pickle-flavored chewing gum3,742
#388pie man was not meant to eat1
#220pile of useless robot parts2
#183pink plastic baby3
#46pog #01 (spider)21
#53pog #02 (Knob goblin)18
#58pog #03 (warwelf)18
#36pog #04 (skleleton)25
#39pog #05 (ninja snowman)25
#68pog #06 (filthy hippy)14
#36pog #07 (orcish frat boy)26
#42pog #08 (hellion)24
#48pog #09 (pirate)21
#45pog #10 (hobo)24
#55pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)17
#654polyalloy shield6
#790porquoise9
#79portable cassette player2
#888possessed top6
#273potted cactus11
#8powdered organs1,377
#1614prehistoric spear1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#1364razor-tipped yo-yo4
#402really dense meat stack16
#54red shirt6
#136rib of the Bonerdagon11
#546roasted marshmallow46
#9robotronic egg2,181
#809rogue swarmer59
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#2797rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#2196rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#2126rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#1682rubber emo roe3
#73rubber spider2
#231ruby on canes3
#296sawblade fragment80
#787sawblade shield2
#377scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker1
#404scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker1
#410scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker1
#1479scroll of pasta summoning1
#77set of jacks2
#422severed rocking horse head1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#477shimmering tendrils1
#1393shiny ring12
#254single-serving herbal stuffing1
#155skull of the Bonerdagon10
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#138smart watch1
#326snake20
#1045solid gold bowling ball12
#392solid gold pegleg7
🥇space trooper helmet1
#1978spade necklace3
🥇spandex anniversary shorts2
#347sparkler20
#1388spectral pickle1
#1325spectre scepter21
#1948spooky eggnog3
#1365spooky felt4
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1561spooky length of string3
#749spooky stuffing7
#850spooky toy wheel5
#1325spooky wooden block3
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#482steamy ruby1
#530stick of "gum"3
#325stick-on eyebrow piercing135
#70stinky cheese ball1
#352strange shiny disc11
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#1377string of blue beads7
#1605string of green beads5
#2011string of red beads2
#1931stringy sinew1
#1715stuffed Baron von Ratsworth17
#3687stuffed Cheshire bitten11
#1863stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech27
#1330stuffed Meat30
#1484stuffed alien blob4
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#3006stuffed astral badger15
#3404stuffed baby gravy fairy13
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#27stuffed can of asparagus14,102
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#5654stuffed cocoabo5
#1319stuffed crazy bastard sword3
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#3262stuffed flaming gravy fairy14
#2805stuffed frozen gravy fairy17
#62stuffed ghuol whelp50
#279stuffed gray blob166
#1866stuffed hand turkey28
#1508stuffed key20
#695stuffed martini11
#3038stuffed mind flayer15
#2069stuffed mink11
#1243stuffed monocle33
#370stuffed ninja snowman12
#4332stuffed scary death orb9
#3568stuffed sleazy gravy fairy12
#925stuffed snowy owl51
#2796stuffed spooky gravy fairy17
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#2255stuffed stinky gravy fairy22
#1375stuffed teddy butler28
#1546stuffed tin of caviar22
#1625stuffed treasure chest16
#3224stuffed undead elbow macaroni14
#152stuffed yeti1
#11stuffed yo-yo204
#777stuffed zmobie1
#2120stuffing2
#943sturdy Crimbo crate11
#576support cummerbund10
#86sweet roll Alabama18
#1007synthetic stuffing2
#153tangle of rat tails1
#401tawdry amethyst1
#74teddy borg114
#245theoretical string82
🥇time sleigh1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#302tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf22
#670tiny plastic Axe Wound11
#351tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth12
#774tiny plastic Beelzebozo6
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#298tiny plastic Black Knight21
#344tiny plastic Bonerdagon12
#501tiny plastic Boss Bat9
#826tiny plastic Cheshire bat21
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#484tiny plastic Crimbo elf20
#492tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer19
#585tiny plastic Crimbo wreath6
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#7tiny plastic Ed the Undying5
#282tiny plastic Felonia14
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#230tiny plastic G Imp26
#792tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#594tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser12
#260tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester24
#286tiny plastic Hellion22
#246tiny plastic Iiti Kitty25
#335tiny plastic Knob Goblin King12
#270tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter23
#346tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl19
#1073tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist7
#317tiny plastic Knott Yeti21
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#240tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy27
#494tiny plastic Protagonist14
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#230tiny plastic Spam Witch27
#458tiny plastic Spunky Princess15
#325tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski13
#299tiny plastic The Man14
#309tiny plastic Trouser Snake22
#956tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo4
#337tiny plastic XXX pr0n19
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#851tiny plastic accordion thief6
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#279tiny plastic angry bugbear23
#1413tiny plastic angry goat13
#392tiny plastic anime smiley17
#385tiny plastic apathetic lizardman18
#544tiny plastic astronomer13
#849tiny plastic baby gravy fairy21
#1516tiny plastic barrrnacle12
#185tiny plastic beanbat33
#803tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar6
#707tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball24
#536tiny plastic blooper13
#213tiny plastic brainsweeper29
#378tiny plastic briefcase bat17
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#833tiny plastic cocoabo21
#928tiny plastic coffee pixie19
#395tiny plastic conservationist hippy11
#227tiny plastic cubist bull27
#207tiny plastic demoninja30
#1097tiny plastic disco bandit5
#236tiny plastic drunk goat26
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#21tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus189
#225tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker27
#501tiny plastic fluffy bunny14
#536tiny plastic fruit golem13
#835tiny plastic fuzzy dice21
#1048tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick17
#649tiny plastic ghuol whelp26
#167tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers37
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#247tiny plastic goth giant25
#1134tiny plastic grue16
#218tiny plastic handsome mariachi28
#1833tiny plastic hermit3
#697tiny plastic howling balloon monkey25
#1046tiny plastic killer bee17
#295tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box22
#1156tiny plastic leprechaun16
#660tiny plastic levitating potato26
#358tiny plastic lobsterfrogman18
#1213tiny plastic mosquito15
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#365tiny plastic ninja snowman19
#681tiny plastic pastamancer7
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#865tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime20
#1327tiny plastic sauceror4
#303tiny plastic scary clown21
#1319tiny plastic seal clubber4
#254tiny plastic senile lihc25
#144tiny plastic smarmy pirate42
#395tiny plastic spiny skelelton17
#838tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton21
#593tiny plastic spooky vampire12
#853tiny plastic stab bat21
#730tiny plastic star starfish23
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#484tiny plastic sweet nutcracker19
#405tiny plastic taco cat17
#440tiny plastic topiary golem15
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1375tiny plastic turtle tamer4
#181tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni35
#286tiny plastic warwelf22
#317tiny plastic whitesnake21
#541tiny plastic zmobie13
#173tiny slimy cyst5
#545tofurkey gravy16
#600tofurkey leg14
#1081towel5
#899toy deathbot1
#1689toy jet pack2
#335toy maglev monorail4
#2127toy mercenary1
#998toy ray gun7
#1722toy space helmet2
#2485tree-eating kite3
#599tropical paperweight1
#251unearthly onyx3
#7unidentified jerky11,156
#258unstable DNA200
#293unstable laser battery72
#255urinal cake11
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1497vertebra of the Bonerdagon2
#370vibrating cyborg knife12
#36vinegar-soaked lemon slice1,488
#593vitachoconutriment capsule9
🥇webbed comic mask1
#780wheel4
#1504whoopie cushion6
#173wind-up Whatsian robot1
#1408wind-up chattering teeth9
#614wintergreen-flavored potato chips33
#121wreath of laurels5

Wow, that's 70,010 items total!

what items are this player missing?