| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #238 | 1-ball | 24 |
| #213 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 2 |
| #757 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #78 | 25-meat staff | 2 |
| #265 | 3-ball | 21 |
| #179 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 4 |
| #243 | 4-ball | 24 |
| #190 | 4-dimensional guitar | 10 |
| #227 | 5-ball | 26 |
| #271 | 6-ball | 20 |
| #248 | 7-ball | 25 |
| #332 | 8-ball | 87 |
| #177 | 9-ball | 7 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #4 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 2 |
| #67 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 6 |
| #273 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #229 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #223 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #155 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #31 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #67 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #63 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #247 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #211 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #261 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #160 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #254 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #266 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #172 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #250 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #197 | Argarggagarg's fang | 8 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #127 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #29 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #17 | BRICKO elephant | 5 |
| #70 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #41 | BRICKO ooze | 2 |
| #46 | BRICKO pearl | 5 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #24 | BRICKO turtle | 6 |
| #474 | BURT | 25 |
| #67 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 9 |
| #75 | Barney's rake | 4 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #292 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| #159 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 4 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #88 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 8 |
| #118 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #760 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #64 | Bram's choker | 2 |
| #798 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 3 |
| #43 | Bulky Buddy Box | 63 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #55 | Charity's choker | 5 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #282 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #619 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 8 |
| #9 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 2 |
| #9 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 2 |
| #1350 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 2 |
| #1367 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 2 |
| #8 | Crimbo tree flocker | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #85 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 61 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 3 |
| #162 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 2 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #102 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 5 |
| #149 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 3 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 3 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 2 |
| #91 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 6 |
| #85 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 63 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #90 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 6 |
| #81 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 65 |
| #68 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 25 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 3 |
| #94 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 5 |
| #95 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 56 |
| #83 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 6 |
| #91 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 19 |
| #74 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 70 |
| #51 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 34 |
| #88 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 60 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 3 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1062 | Crimbuck | 551 |
| #1165 | Crown of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #328 | D roll | 2 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #56 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 193 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #27 | En Una Fila Tequila | 3 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #911 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #265 | FDKOL hotcakes | 12 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #245 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #158 | Fitspiration™ poster | 2 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #271 | Friendliness Beverage | 2 |
| #65 | Fu Manchu Wax | 6 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #148 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
| #140 | Gearhead Goo | 2 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Constellation | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Construct | 1 |
| #32 | Gene Tonic: Dude | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Elemental | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Elf | 1 |
| #27 | Gene Tonic: Fish | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Horror | 1 |
| #22 | Gene Tonic: Humanoid | 1 |
| #15 | Gene Tonic: Mer-kin | 1 |
| #16 | Gene Tonic: Orc | 1 |
| #33 | Gene Tonic: Penguin | 1 |
| #14 | Gene Tonic: Slime | 2 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Weird | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #103 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #215 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 2 |
| #45 | Groll doll | 67 |
| #458 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 4 |
| #548 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #61 | Hollandaise helmet | 310 |
| #168 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #92 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 54 |
| #60 | Illuminati earpiece | 6 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #119 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #541 | Jack-in-the-box | 10 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #481 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #545 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #33 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 4 |
| #103 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 14 |
| #311 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 6 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| #240 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #80 | Let Me Be! | 11 |
| #838 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 2 |
| #75 | Mae West with a fly in it | 5 |
| #97 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 2 |
| #83 | Mark of the Bugbear | 3 |
| #39 | Mark of the Ghost | 7 |
| #73 | Mark of the Skeleton | 4 |
| #47 | Mark of the Vampire | 6 |
| #73 | Mark of the Werewolf | 4 |
| #62 | Mark of the Zombie | 4 |
| #71 | Maxing, Relaxing | 9 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #88 | Microplushie: Bropane | 140 |
| #106 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 41 |
| #93 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 62 |
| #54 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 40 |
| #95 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 101 |
| #117 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 131 |
| #53 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 21 |
| #92 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 77 |
| #90 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 173 |
| #68 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 107 |
| #120 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 97 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #118 | Moonds | 1 |
| #35 | Morbidda trading card | 4 |
| #46 | Mr. Haggis | 99 |
| #418 | NPZR chemistry set | 6 |
| #83 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #352 | New Zealand iced tea | 2 |
| #430 | Newbiesport™ tent | 2 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #30 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 101 |
| #42 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 88 |
| #36 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 86 |
| #28 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 53 |
| #29 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 51 |
| #30 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 48 |
| #446 | Orcish frat-paddle | 4 |
| #19 | Osk'r Chow | 47 |
| #333 | PEEZ dispenser | 2 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #86 | Pokëmann band-aid | 15 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 8 |
| #152 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 9 |
| #194 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 4 |
| #206 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 7 |
| #130 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 10 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #231 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 9 |
| #151 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 5 |
| #199 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 7 |
| #143 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 13 |
| #114 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 6 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 8 |
| #207 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 10 |
| #263 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 8 |
| #128 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 13 |
| #35 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 4 |
| #60 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 30 |
| #99 | Professor What T-Shirt | 9 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #241 | Safari Jack's moustache | 6 |
| #49 | Scuba Snack | 8 |
| #104 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 9 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #88 | Shivering Chèvre | 50 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #87 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 15 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #137 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #13 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 28 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #58 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 2 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #26 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 11 |
| #87 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #57 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 3 |
| #13 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 25 |
| #60 | Stone Golem pebbles | 35 |
| #325 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #327 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #18 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 8 |
| #54 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 370 |
| #196 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 79 |
| #44 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 5 |
| #176 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 93 |
| #69 | Tales from the Fireside | 9 |
| #438 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 7 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #89 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 62 |
| 🥈 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 2 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #119 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 43 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #53 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 9 |
| #417 | The Joy of Wassailing | 8 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #357 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #123 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #61 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 107 |
| #453 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 8 |
| #741 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #1030 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #520 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #102 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 18 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #704 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #185 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 13 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 21 |
| #931 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 7 |
| #161 | Travels with Jerry | 6 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #274 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 2 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #305 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #51 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #41 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 3 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #163 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #136 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #104 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 4 |
| #80 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 18 |
| #48 | Woldo trading card | 3 |
| #320 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #64 | Ze™ goggles | 107 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #169 | abandoned candy | 7 |
| #245 | abominable snowcone | 75 |
| #103 | actual reality goggles | 25 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #314 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #102 | aerated diving helmet | 2 |
| #80 | airblaster gun | 47 |
| #262 | alien drugs | 2 |
| #40 | alien force field disruptor bean | 14 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #42 | ammonite candy mold | 6 |
| #222 | ammonite fossil | 23 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #851 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #543 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #454 | antique helmet | 10 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #209 | antique record album | 13 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #67 | asparagus lo mein | 5 |
| #201 | bätzle | 5 |
| #185 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #127 | baby killer bee | 77 |
| #382 | badass belt | 111 |
| #337 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #561 | banana | 7 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #185 | banana supersucker | 2 |
| #118 | bananagate | 54 |
| #381 | bark rootbeer | 2 |
| #58 | barrrnacle | 203 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #215 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #332 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #1289 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #253 | belemnite fossil | 20 |
| #83 | berries of suffering | 7 |
| #545 | bite-me-red lipstick | 2 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #188 | black forest cake | 25 |
| #117 | black forest ham | 38 |
| #135 | black friar's tonsure | 2 |
| #158 | black label | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #311 | black pudding | 7 |
| #734 | black snake skin | 2 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | black-and-blue light | 2 |
| #149 | blackberry | 144 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #17 | blank fudge mold | 24 |
| #96 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 3 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #53 | blob of acid | 63 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #689 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #74 | blue oyster badge | 30 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #844 | blue plasma ball | 3 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #124 | bone meal | 4 |
| #79 | booby trap | 4 |
| #45 | boot knife | 6 |
| #186 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| #134 | boring spaghetti | 5 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #343 | bowl of cottage cheese | 61 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #310 | box of Dweebs | 2 |
| #48 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 68 |
| #1021 | box of sunshine | 237 |
| #101 | brain preservation fluid | 3 |
| #379 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 2 |
| #62 | brains casserole | 10 |
| #248 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #370 | bread line | 2 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #97 | brigand brittle | 153 |
| #58 | broken beer bottle | 1 |
| #62 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #177 | bubble-wrap simulator | 4 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #20 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #187 | bucket of honey | 10 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #79 | bull blubber | 7 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #121 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #951 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| #1891 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #571 | candied bolts | 3 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #49 | candied pecan | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #464 | candy cane | 80 |
| #259 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #67 | candy knife | 3 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #358 | carob chunks | 11 |
| #50 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #262 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #78 | catsup | 6 |
| #60 | censored can label | 8 |
| #316 | centipede eggs | 9 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #503 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #167 | chocolate disco ball | 3 |
| #232 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #117 | chocolate saucepan | 7 |
| #36 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 56 |
| #123 | chocolate stolen accordion | 5 |
| #100 | chocolate turtle totem | 7 |
| #107 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #384 | chorizo brownies | 4 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #133 | clove-flavored lip balm | 4 |
| #436 | club necklace | 15 |
| #15 | coal paperweight | 2 |
| #1050 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #882 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #69 | confusing LED clock | 158 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #313 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #34 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #193 | crazy little Turkish delight | 105 |
| #69 | cube of billiard chalk | 6 |
| #127 | cubic zirconia | 1 |
| #385 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #406 | cursed bottle of rum | 2 |
| #225 | cursed piece of thirteen | 4 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #315 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #104 | decent brain | 100 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #54 | delicious swamp muck | 41 |
| #149 | designer handbag | 17 |
| #151 | diamond necklace | 29 |
| #97 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #241 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #67 | ectoplasm au jus | 16 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #101 | eldritch dough | 8 |
| #128 | elephant stinger | 4 |
| #151 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #2017 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #82 | elven hardtack | 100 |
| #170 | elven magi-pack | 3 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #44 | elven squeeze | 250 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #176 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 85 |
| #11 | empty agua de vida bottle | 6,436 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #92 | enchanted muesli | 35 |
| #314 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #352 | evil teddy bear | 41 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #970 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #127 | fancy dress ball | 113 |
| #81 | fancy opera glasses | 48 |
| #571 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #64 | fat stacks of cash | 555 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #278 | festive sausage | 8 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #125 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #1761 | fire | 1 |
| #84 | fireclutch | 31 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #272 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #85 | flask of rainwater | 17 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #48 | flayed mind | 74 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #61 | fluorescent lightbulb | 1 |
| #747 | foam dart | 4 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #59 | forest spirit rattle | 7 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #727 | fossilized limb | 2 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #700 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #466 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #127 | freshwater fishbone | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #208 | frigid fudgepuck | 19 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #116 | frog lip-print | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #650 | fruitcake | 33 |
| #55 | frying brainpan | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #178 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #259 | funhouse mirror | 2 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #200 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #192 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #195 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #89 | gamer slurry | 7 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #92 | garish pinky ring | 43 |
| #38 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #89 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 9 |
| #125 | giant breath mint | 3 |
| #142 | giant cactus quill | 7 |
| #161 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #106 | giant designer sunglasses | 37 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #23 | giant green gummi ingot | 57 |
| #123 | giant gym membership card | 5 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #139 | giant neckbeard | 3 |
| #73 | giant pearl | 2 |
| #213 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #23 | giant red gummi ingot | 56 |
| #86 | giant safety pin | 16 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #127 | giant tube of black lipstick | 42 |
| #119 | giant turkey leg | 5 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #24 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 57 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #41 | gilt perfume bottle | 31 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #284 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #156 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #138 | glass of gnat milk | 8 |
| #248 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #136 | glass of warm milk | 6 |
| #36 | glistening staff | 2 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #626 | goat beard | 3 |
| #177 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 2 |
| #125 | gold crown | 8 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #94 | gold toothbrush | 41 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #2735 | golden ring | 2 |
| #86 | good ash | 1 |
| #45 | good brain | 1,339 |
| #1709 | googly eye | 4 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #53 | grass clippings | 23 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #133 | green candygram | 4 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #180 | green gummi ingot | 187 |
| #86 | grey cube | 3 |
| #53 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #624 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #67 | haggis socks | 72 |
| #179 | haggis-infused soap | 3 |
| #240 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #111 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #160 | handful of confetti | 184 |
| #210 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #211 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #375 | handful of hand chalk | 75 |
| #85 | handful of honey | 114 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #66 | handyman "hand soap" | 7 |
| #130 | heart necklace | 36 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #805 | heart of the volcano | 7 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #101 | heavy leather-bound tome | 2 |
| #234 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #74 | hermit factoid | 5 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #68 | holistic headache remedy | 111 |
| #72 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #247 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #1465 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #200 | irate sombrero | 12 |
| #75 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 1 |
| #60 | ivory cue ball | 3 |
| #80 | janglin' bones | 56 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #95 | jaunty feather | 3 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #249 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #49 | kobold kibble | 79 |
| #115 | kumquartz | 54 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #86 | lavender candygram | 8 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #422 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #77 | lavender striped oyster egg | 23 |
| #91 | left half of a heart necklace | 5 |
| #1449 | length of string | 3 |
| #235 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #124 | less-than-three-shaped box | 2 |
| #224 | lewd playing card | 11 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #662 | licorice root | 1 |
| #203 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #210 | loadstone | 3 |
| #82 | loaf of alien bread | 2 |
| #72 | lollipop stick | 1,001 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1231 | loose teeth | 4 |
| #53 | lucky cat statue | 2 |
| #107 | lucky cat's paw | 3 |
| #517 | lucky rabbit's foot | 13 |
| #81 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 22 |
| #390 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #151 | magnetic sculpture kit | 5 |
| #124 | makeshift crane | 2 |
| #104 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 3 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #33 | meat st‰¿bing club | 106 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #264 | mime soul fragment | 11 |
| #127 | mini-martini | 3 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #286 | molten brick | 23 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #61 | neoprene skullcap | 6 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #416 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #75 | oil-filled donut | 3 |
| #197 | old school calculator watch | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #725 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #79 | orange candygram | 12 |
| #136 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #510 | pack of pogs | 34 |
| #71 | packet of orchid seeds | 2 |
| #265 | pail | 48 |
| #1018 | paperclip | 5 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #179 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #59 | perpendicular guano | 21 |
| #53 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 7 |
| #812 | personalized coffee mug | 12 |
| #361 | pet rock | 21 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #545 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #49 | picture of you | 1 |
| #243 | pie man was not meant to eat | 7 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #974 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #24 | pile of useless robot parts | 58 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #74 | pirate cream pie | 33 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #1727 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #134 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #229 | plain brown wrapper | 2 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #158 | plastic Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #117 | plastic passion fruit | 19 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #42 | pocket lint (green) | 1 |
| #45 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #309 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
| #370 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 2 |
| #374 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2 |
| #384 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 2 |
| #392 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #322 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 3 |
| #315 | pog #08 (hellion) | 3 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #274 | pog #10 (hobo) | 4 |
| #378 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #225 | pointed stick | 4 |
| #171 | pointy red hat | 2 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #64 | pool cue | 139 |
| #1614 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #523 | potato sprout | 4 |
| #813 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #134 | powdered wig | 4 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #90 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 4 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #166 | punk patch | 1 |
| #84 | pygmy dart | 19 |
| #250 | pygmy nose-bone | 3 |
| #74 | pygmy papers | 56 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #104 | ravioli hat | 517 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #390 | red ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #161 | red box | 1 |
| #188 | red button | 1 |
| #945 | red class ring | 2 |
| #223 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #186 | red gummi ingot | 188 |
| #94 | red masque | 1 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #524 | red striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #76 | returned Thinknerd package | 19 |
| #94 | rewinged stab bat | 12 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #404 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #48 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 11 |
| #50 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 12 |
| #51 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 13 |
| #47 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 12 |
| #48 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 19 |
| #46 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 15 |
| #38 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 27 |
| #50 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 11 |
| #50 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 14 |
| #1545 | robotronic egg | 8 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #326 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 19 |
| #165 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 31 |
| #187 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 28 |
| #413 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 16 |
| #359 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #127 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #537 | sabre teeth | 8 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #55 | salt water taffy | 16 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #36 | scrunchie tourniquet | 136 |
| #95 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #125 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #80 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 77 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #20 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #55 | sharpened spoon | 3 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #181 | shiny stones | 42 |
| #245 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #43 | simple AI | 1 |
| #125 | single atom | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #74 | skelelton spine | 118 |
| #105 | skeletal banana | 13 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #417 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #128 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 2 |
| #848 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #130 | sleeping stocking | 18 |
| #207 | sleeping wereturtle | 4 |
| #241 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #107 | slice of pizza | 44 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #133 | smirking shrunken head | 2 |
| #285 | smoking grass | 281 |
| #94 | smut orc sunglasses | 16 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #236 | snowball | 1 |
| #112 | soap knife | 6 |
| #2033 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #189 | space jam | 2 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #60 | space marine flash grenade | 12 |
| #252 | spade necklace | 22 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spiked femur | 15 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #258 | spirit gum | 1 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #72 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 13 |
| #391 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #204 | spooky stick | 57 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #170 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 2 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #352 | squashed frog | 34 |
| #430 | squirming egg sac | 21 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #568 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #140 | steampunk potion | 5 |
| #699 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 6 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #117 | strawberyl | 55 |
| #393 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #70 | string of moist beads | 1 |
| #56 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 372 |
| #226 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 136 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #211 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 146 |
| #73 | stuffed Meat | 346 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #341 | stuffed angry cow | 109 |
| #273 | stuffed astral badger | 126 |
| #247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 145 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #92 | stuffed caterpillar | 2 |
| #237 | stuffed cocoabo | 137 |
| #71 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 114 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #319 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 118 |
| #243 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 144 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #191 | stuffed hand turkey | 164 |
| #336 | stuffed key | 166 |
| #60 | stuffed martini | 146 |
| #251 | stuffed mind flayer | 138 |
| #81 | stuffed mink | 320 |
| #80 | stuffed monocle | 320 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #234 | stuffed scary death orb | 142 |
| #224 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 149 |
| #198 | stuffed snowy owl | 159 |
| #292 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 126 |
| #104 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 71 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #228 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 138 |
| #66 | stuffed teddy butler | 328 |
| #72 | stuffed tin of caviar | 333 |
| #370 | stuffed treasure chest | 156 |
| #251 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 134 |
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| #76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
| #315 | stuffed yo-yo | 2 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #233 | stylish swimsuit | 2 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #66 | sucker scaffold | 143 |
| #23 | sunken chest | 1,768 |
| #121 | superheated fudge | 37 |
| #630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
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| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #55 | tangarita with a fly in it | 6 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #95 | tankard of ale | 32 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #270 | teddy bear | 26 |
| #629 | teddy borg | 13 |
| #69 | temporary tribal tattoo | 13 |
| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #1190 | theoretical string | 4 |
| #115 | third-hand nunchaku | 4 |
| #228 | throwing bone | 4 |
| #113 | tiny canopic jar | 7 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #617 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #499 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #332 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #604 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #401 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #114 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 4 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #603 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #316 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 6 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #254 | tiny ninja sword | 4 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 74 |
| #139 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 28 |
| #64 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 83 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 53 |
| #247 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 10 |
| #157 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 14 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 50 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #64 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 85 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 52 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 55 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #158 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 24 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 128 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 19 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 134 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 127 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 27 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #160 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 6 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 30 |
| #68 | tiny plastic Felonia | 47 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #80 | tiny plastic G Imp | 70 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 12 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 86 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 74 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 38 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Hellion | 82 |
| #72 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 76 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #64 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 51 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 67 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 87 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 71 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 86 |
| #186 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 6 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #188 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 22 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 76 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 77 |
| #188 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 12 |
| #221 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 5 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #234 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 18 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 67 |
| #56 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 90 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 46 |
| #84 | tiny plastic The Man | 39 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 84 |
| #89 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 24 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #130 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 15 |
| #73 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 79 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 35 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 89 |
| #99 | tiny plastic angry goat | 138 |
| #149 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 27 |
| #47 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 100 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #94 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 64 |
| #94 | tiny plastic astronomer | 60 |
| #111 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 115 |
| #110 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 121 |
| #198 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 20 |
| #61 | tiny plastic beanbat | 91 |
| #183 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 24 |
| #165 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 24 |
| #223 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 19 |
| #66 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 35 |
| #263 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 17 |
| #107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 32 |
| #120 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 113 |
| #49 | tiny plastic blooper | 93 |
| #91 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 65 |
| #57 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 90 |
| #115 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 33 |
| #154 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 25 |
| #228 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 19 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #133 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 102 |
| #81 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 145 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 54 |
| #62 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 86 |
| #68 | tiny plastic demoninja | 84 |
| #94 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 33 |
| #77 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 74 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #232 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #55 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 84 |
| #79 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 71 |
| #189 | tiny plastic fire servant | 12 |
| #72 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 76 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 73 |
| #98 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 132 |
| #100 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 127 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 126 |
| #52 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 102 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #63 | tiny plastic goth giant | 98 |
| #106 | tiny plastic grue | 118 |
| #83 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 69 |
| #93 | tiny plastic hermit | 29 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #97 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 148 |
| #167 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 24 |
| #118 | tiny plastic killer bee | 116 |
| #72 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 78 |
| #104 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 124 |
| #104 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 122 |
| #52 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 88 |
| #175 | tiny plastic moneybee | 22 |
| #108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 118 |
| #270 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 16 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 92 |
| #72 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 38 |
| #164 | tiny plastic peacannon | 13 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 121 |
| #101 | tiny plastic sauceror | 29 |
| #72 | tiny plastic scary clown | 85 |
| #78 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 35 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 105 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 70 |
| #266 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 9 |
| #78 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 73 |
| #106 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 123 |
| #73 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 81 |
| #96 | tiny plastic stab bat | 132 |
| #75 | tiny plastic star starfish | 148 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 119 |
| #77 | tiny plastic taco cat | 75 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 12 |
| #71 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 71 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #119 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 27 |
| #76 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 79 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic warwelf | 87 |
| #83 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 70 |
| #73 | tiny plastic zmobie | 69 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #24 | toe jam | 32 |
| #758 | toothsome rock | 12 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #141 | tourmalime | 49 |
| #632 | towel | 13 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1344 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #26 | toy taijijian | 4 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #188 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #258 | trilobite fossil | 18 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #95 | trout fang | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #134 | twitching time capsule | 2 |
| #90 | una poca de gracia | 11 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #250 | unearthly onyx | 3 |
| #64 | unholy water | 15 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #359 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #663 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #230 | useless powder | 741 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #53 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
| #131 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 69 |
| #483 | volcanic ash | 3 |
| #157 | voodoo glowskull | 2 |
| #52 | votive candle | 8 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #165 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #117 | warbear gyro | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #88 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #133 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #649 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #55 | water wings for babies | 1 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #17 | weighted paperclip chain | 11 |
| #458 | whisker pencil | 2 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #83 | white candygram | 9 |
| #920 | white class ring | 2 |
| #45 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 11 |
| #46 | wind-up ensign | 9 |
| #48 | wind-up navigation droid | 8 |
| #68 | wind-up owl | 7 |
| #51 | wind-up vampire teeth | 9 |
| #929 | wolf mask | 4 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #140 | yellow candygram | 8 |
| #230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #177 | yellow gummi ingot | 187 |
| #1799 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #311 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #386 | yo-yo | 83 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |
| #79 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #85 | zombie hollandaise | 16 |
| #9 | zombie mariachi pants | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |