| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #12 | Ambitious Turkey | 1,070 |
| 🥇 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 420 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #237 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 10 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #570 | Crimbuck | 1,847 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #194 | LED block | 8 |
| #4 | Mr. Haggis | 1,733 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| 🥇 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 1,494 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #7 | black cherry soda | 5,389 |
| 🥈 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 77 |
| #121 | booby trap | 1 |
| 🥉 | borrowed time | 784 |
| #6 | bottle of norwhiskey | 2,008 |
| #25 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 27 |
| 🥉 | bottle of whiskey | 1,200,577 |
| 🥈 | browser cookie | 20,236 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥇 | chef's hat | 16,637 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| 🥉 | decanter of fine Scotch | 93 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #6 | facehugging alien | 688 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #5 | goat cheese | 187,134 |
| 🥉 | guitar pick | 14,735 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #4 | handmade hobby horse | 16 |
| #189 | imitation crab meat | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #601 | nanofiber cloth | 8 |
| #5 | perfect old-fashioned | 2,012 |
| #8 | plastic guitar | 1,670 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #4 | shiny butcherknife | 658 |
| #9 | sinister-looking cat | 505 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #14 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1,021 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic scary clown | 333 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #5 | very fancy whiskey | 70 |
| 🥉 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 2,596 |