Croft

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#274Alice's Army Alchemist1
#230Alice's Army Bowman1
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#231Alice's Army Coward1
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#259Alice's Army Guard1
#248Alice's Army Halberder1
#212Alice's Army Hammerman1
#227Alice's Army Horseman1
#225Alice's Army Lanceman1
#262Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#255Alice's Army Ninja1
#258Alice's Army Nurse1
#259Alice's Army Page1
#267Alice's Army Shieldmaiden1
#173Alice's Army Sniper1
#251Alice's Army Spearsman1
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#257Alice's Army Wallman1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#877Ancient Saucehelm3
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#1447BGE shotglass1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#69BRICKO hat1
#63BRICKO pants1
#61BRICKO sword1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#158Bonerdagon necklace57
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#167Boss Bat britches73
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
🥇CRIMBCO mug5,703
#2314CRIMBCO scrip1
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#2426CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#24Children's Meal of the Damned1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#412Codpiece of the Goblin King19
#694Colander of Em-er'il4
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#1352Crimbo candied pecan1
#1381Crimbo fudge1
#1366Crimbo peppermint bark1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#651Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#3211Crimbuck1
#777Crown of the Goblin King32
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#1688Feynman gate1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
🥇Garland of Greatness1
#396Glass Balls of the Goblin King6
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#209Inndya trading card1
#257Instant Karma37
#429Iron Beta of Industry18
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#669LED block1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#836Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet32
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#45Martialest Arts trophy1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#998Microplushie: Hippylase1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1008Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#987Nickel Gamma of Frugality3
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#520Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster13
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#766Red Rover BB gun1
#204Roo trading card1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#211Serenity trading card1
#492Skully's hot chocolate1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#945Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#7Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)2
#169Tales of the Word Realms2
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#41The Big Book of Every Skill1
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#5The Joy of Wassailing (used)2
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#7The Necbronomicon (used)2
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#208The Snake trading card1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#1206Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#507Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#30Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette9
#603Thwaitgold bee statuette4
#73Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette13
#415Thwaitgold bookworm statuette3
#334Thwaitgold butterfly statuette4
#158Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette6
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#276Thwaitgold chigger statuette4
#428Thwaitgold cockroach statuette1
#545Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette9
#85Thwaitgold fairyfly statue11
#17Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette6
#771Thwaitgold firefly statuette6
#673Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette5
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#319Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#52Thwaitgold listening bug statuette6
#1071Thwaitgold maggot statuette4
#252Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#49Thwaitgold metabug statuette6
#268Thwaitgold mosquito statuette6
#13Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette7
#126Thwaitgold moth statuette3
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#238Thwaitgold nymph statuette4
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#227Thwaitgold protozoa statuette1
#273Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette6
#590Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette7
#371Thwaitgold scorpion statuette3
#802Thwaitgold slug statuette1
#257Thwaitgold spider statuette11
#672Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette12
#236Thwaitgold termite statuette50
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#349Thwaitgold woollybear statuette4
#935Travels with Jerry1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#228Woldo trading card1
#771Workytime Tea1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#188adorable seal larva11
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#769aspirin1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#517bacon bath ball1
#361badass belt115
#124baggie of powdered sugar249
#430balaclava1
#2042ball1
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1425bath ball gift set1
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#673beer helmet1
#79beige clambroth marble1
#954bejeweled cufflinks1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#1005big red clown nose1
#702bindlestocking1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#667black shield1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#727black sword1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1654blood flower1
#964bloody clown pants1
#759blue glowstick1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#253blue plastic baby1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
🥈blue ribbon1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#621blueberry-frosted king cake1
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
🥇book of facts (dog-eared)1
#5booze drive button1
#980borg sock monkey1
#953bottle of Blank-Out1
#1329bottle of gin1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#425box of sunshine860
#1334boxed wine1
#29brass crank handle1
#501breaded beer1
#447brown plastic baby1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1627buckyball1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#2151can of CRIMBCOLA1
#545can of fake snow1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#4784candy cane1
#6candy drive button1
#1999candy kneecapping stick1
#1852candy knuckles1
#3830candy stake1
#1749canteen of wine1
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#802cement sandals1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#72chitinous pod1
#502chocolate bath ball1
#557chocolate cigar1
#809chocolate-frosted king cake1
#774chunk of depleted Grimacite11
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#798clown shoes1
#3274club necklace1
#27coal paperweight1
#777cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#20consolation ribbon1
#850cornuthaum1
#136cotton candy pillow2
#486cranberry schnapps1
#113crotchety pants1
#35cursed breeches1
#26cursed cutlass2
#42cursed eyepatch1
#919cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#385deluxe fax machine1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#1151designer handbag1
🥇detour shield1
#3285diamond necklace1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1025disease1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
#150donated booze89
#106donated candy153
#426donated food5
#80double-ice box1
#104double-ice britches1
#171double-ice cap1
#516ducha de oro1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#232duct tape sword1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#2833eggnog1
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#1812elven limbos gingerbread1
#2080elven cellocello1
#1586elven moonshine1
#1396elven socks1
#1911elven suicide capsule1
#193elven whittling knife1
#871empty blowgun1
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#202enchanted leopard-print barbell14
#195ert grey goo ring1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#90expired bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#84expired can of franks 'n' beans1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#1086eyepatch1
#1008fake plastic grass1
#14fancy black tie1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#11fancy chess set1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#924fancy opera glasses1
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#2393felt1
#1427festive holiday hat1
#1174festive sausage1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#197filthy lucre156
#1764fire1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#6floaty rock helmet1
#6floaty rock necklace1
#6floaty rock pants1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#8food drive button1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#60friendly cheez blob23
#3426fruitcake1
#427furry pants1
#949garish pinky ring1
#984giant designer sunglasses1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#427gift-a-pult1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#608gingerbread house1
#2812gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#21glob of Blank-Out1
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#35gnashing teeth1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#2776golden ring1
🥇goo magnet1
#2658googly eye1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1386gray bow tie1
#1909green beer1
#1005green glowstick1
🥈green traffic cone1
#1225gyroscope1
#2507heart necklace2
#59helm of the white knight1
#1881herringcello1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#867holiday cheese log1
#160holiday log1
#11honey dipper1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#48hot egg4
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#1604iGoogly1
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#426icy-hot katana1
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#512incense bath ball1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#2793irradiated candy cane1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#865jar of swamp gas11
#1862jawbruiser1
#1289killer rag doll1
#2542killing feather1
#2060kite1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#3057laser-broiled pear1
#124lavender candygram4
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#1751length of string1
#1829licorice garrote1
#836live wire1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#377los chinos1
#570lovecat tail1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#58lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter1
#174macaroni duck10
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#239mandarina colada2
#1086marionette1
#575marionette collective1
#482marshmallow flambé1
#45mass of wriggling tentacles1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#145miniature antlers1
#108misfit dolly1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#1339motivational poster1
#1680mylar scout drone1
#248myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#1183nanofiber cloth1
#1125night-vision goggles1
#858ninja hot pants1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#329ointment of the occult1
#2436oozenog1
#320orange candygram1
#1139orange glowstick1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#1890oyster basket1
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#319pair of ragged claws1
#67pair of twitching claws1
#189palm-frond capris1
#213palm-frond whip1
#1215paperclip1
#102paperclip cape1
#98paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#1682passable elf mask1
#1303patent leather shoes1
#663peanut brittle shield1
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#2716pet rock1
#293pig-iron bracers1
#307pig-iron helm1
#283pig-iron shinguards1
#168pile of loose snow1
#286pink candygram1
#1205pink glowstick1
#382pink plastic baby1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#1087poison pen1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#2126polyalloy shield1
#37portable Othello set1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#1023portable photocopier1
#2221possessed top1
#145pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#130pregnant oily golden mushroom1
#1614prehistoric spear1
🥇primitive alien loincloth1
🥈primitive alien necklace1
🥈primitive alien spear1
🥈primitive alien totem1
#321psycho sweater1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1512pulsing flesh1
#727purple glowstick1
#36puzzling ribbon1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#342questionable taco1
#64radioactive chew toy1
#58raffle prize box7
#1303rag doll1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#326red plastic baby1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#9red traffic cone1
#649red-and-green sweater1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#79replica bat-oomerang3
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#303rib of the Bonerdagon6
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#1652rigid carapace1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#1965robotronic egg1
#1431[2108]rock1
#2677rogue swarmer1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
🥇rxr shield1
#549sandwich of the gods13
#2589sawblade fragment1
#103scissor duck1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#546slap and tickle1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#806sleeping stocking1
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#1272slow jam collection1
🥉snow belly1
#34snow halo1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#803snowboarder pants1
#1348sock monkey1
#488soy cordial1
#270space jam1
#70space jam toast1
#3320spade necklace1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#973spectre scepter32
🥈speed limit shield1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#1856spooky felt1
#1892spooky length of string1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
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Wow, that's 9,069 items total!

what items are this player missing?