| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 2 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1099 | Angry Farmer candy | 28 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #80 | BitterSweetTarts | 42 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #53 | Cold Hots candy | 1,009 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #403 | Crimbo candied pecan | 28 |
| #717 | Crimbo fudge | 12 |
| #533 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 19 |
| #217 | Crimbo pie | 12 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbojito | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #3009 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #44 | Moon Pie | 5 |
| #347 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #39 | Senior Mints | 5,004 |
| #1016 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 22 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #35 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5,003 |
| #48 | Wrecked Generator | 5 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #393 | battered Crimbo Crate | 29 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #467 | brine | 42 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #40 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #16 | candycaine powder | 36 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #41 | children of the candy corn | 19 |
| #394 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 4 |
| #120 | cotton candy smidgen | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #636 | dill | 62 |
| #74 | disintegrating sheet music | 170 |
| #868 | dusty Crimbo crate | 9 |
| #96 | elven cellocello | 79 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #168 | epic wad | 3 |
| #839 | evil teddy bear | 13 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #2689 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #188 | herringcello | 46 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #222 | lewd playing card | 11 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #549 | penguin focaccia bread | 28 |
| #61 | peppermint patty | 2 |
| #593 | pet rock | 13 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #4 | plastic passion fruit | 2,794 |
| #88 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #594 | pumpkinhead mask | 10 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #861 | spectral pickle | 7 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #171 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 116 |
| #763 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #698 | teddy borg | 11 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #512 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 14 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #350 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #664 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
| #652 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 11 |
| #313 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #939 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #349 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 43 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #180 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 46 |
| #213 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 40 |
| #419 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 8 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #413 | tiny plastic G Imp | 16 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 19 |
| #391 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 17 |
| #232 | tiny plastic Hellion | 26 |
| #374 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 18 |
| #336 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 12 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 18 |
| #347 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 19 |
| #447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 16 |
| #247 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 26 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 5 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 15 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 23 |
| #325 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 19 |
| #280 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 23 |
| #326 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 13 |
| #262 | tiny plastic The Man | 15 |
| #309 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 22 |
| #229 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 12 |
| #337 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 19 |
| #508 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
| #389 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 18 |
| #295 | tiny plastic angry goat | 50 |
| #391 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 17 |
| #320 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 21 |
| #544 | tiny plastic astronomer | 13 |
| #320 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 46 |
| #450 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 35 |
| #495 | tiny plastic beanbat | 14 |
| #273 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 13 |
| #410 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 37 |
| #345 | tiny plastic blooper | 19 |
| #818 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 9 |
| #295 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 21 |
| #321 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 46 |
| #297 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 48 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #529 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 13 |
| #322 | tiny plastic demoninja | 20 |
| #721 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #404 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 17 |
| #240 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 24 |
| #591 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 12 |
| #456 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 15 |
| #360 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 18 |
| #564 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 29 |
| #363 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 41 |
| #405 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 39 |
| #638 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 11 |
| #361 | tiny plastic goth giant | 18 |
| #478 | tiny plastic grue | 33 |
| #443 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 15 |
| #318 | tiny plastic hermit | 12 |
| #316 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 47 |
| #295 | tiny plastic killer bee | 49 |
| #731 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 10 |
| #439 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 35 |
| #330 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 45 |
| #631 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 11 |
| #533 | tiny plastic mosquito | 30 |
| #332 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 21 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #319 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 12 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #432 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 37 |
| #225 | tiny plastic sauceror | 16 |
| #326 | tiny plastic scary clown | 20 |
| #302 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 13 |
| #382 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 17 |
| #352 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 19 |
| #307 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 21 |
| #350 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 42 |
| #504 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 14 |
| #385 | tiny plastic stab bat | 40 |
| #289 | tiny plastic star starfish | 49 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 37 |
| #329 | tiny plastic taco cat | 20 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #525 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 13 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #320 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 21 |
| #267 | tiny plastic warwelf | 23 |
| #337 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 20 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #453 | tiny plastic zmobie | 15 |
| #1270 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #351 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #177 | yam candy | 1 |