| #577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #67 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 24 |
| #75 | Alice's Army Bowman | 10 |
| #88 | Alice's Army Cleric | 9 |
| #103 | Alice's Army Coward | 6 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #81 | Alice's Army Guard | 17 |
| #73 | Alice's Army Halberder | 20 |
| #53 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 14 |
| #95 | Alice's Army Horseman | 8 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 12 |
| #67 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 22 |
| #87 | Alice's Army Martyr | 3 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Ninja | 22 |
| #84 | Alice's Army Nurse | 20 |
| #67 | Alice's Army Page | 23 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 22 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #81 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 16 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 22 |
| #69 | Alice's Army Wallman | 23 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #396 | BRICKO eye brick | 3 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #139 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 17 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #533 | CRIMBCO mug | 21 |
| #338 | CRIMBCO wine | 22 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #624 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #472 | Crimbo fudge | 23 |
| #489 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #126 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #339 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #136 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #369 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #373 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 2 |
| #151 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #250 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #224 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 6 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #78 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #53 | banana supersucker | 17 |
| #193 | bath ball gift set | 24 |
| #1447 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #195 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 9 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #249 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 8 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #477 | divine noisemaker | 3 |
| #1013 | empty agua de vida bottle | 18 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #112 | kumquat supersucker | 9 |
| #67 | lime supersucker | 13 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #53 | pear supersucker | 14 |
| #907 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #270 | slow jam collection | 16 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #362 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #91 | strawberry supersucker | 8 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #341 | stuffed ninja snowman | 14 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2003 | tree-eating kite | 6 |