| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 24 |
| #73 | Alice's Army Bowman | 10 |
| #86 | Alice's Army Cleric | 9 |
| #98 | Alice's Army Coward | 6 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #79 | Alice's Army Guard | 17 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Halberder | 20 |
| #52 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 14 |
| #91 | Alice's Army Horseman | 8 |
| #55 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 12 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 22 |
| #83 | Alice's Army Martyr | 3 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Ninja | 22 |
| #82 | Alice's Army Nurse | 20 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Page | 23 |
| #69 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 22 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #78 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 16 |
| #69 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 22 |
| #67 | Alice's Army Wallman | 23 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #396 | BRICKO eye brick | 3 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #139 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 17 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #533 | CRIMBCO mug | 21 |
| #339 | CRIMBCO wine | 22 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #622 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #471 | Crimbo fudge | 23 |
| #488 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #368 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #325 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 2 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #222 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 6 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #54 | banana supersucker | 17 |
| #193 | bath ball gift set | 24 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #195 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 9 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #249 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 8 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #476 | divine noisemaker | 3 |
| #1010 | empty agua de vida bottle | 18 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #112 | kumquat supersucker | 9 |
| #67 | lime supersucker | 13 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #54 | pear supersucker | 14 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #268 | slow jam collection | 16 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #91 | strawberry supersucker | 8 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #341 | stuffed ninja snowman | 14 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2002 | tree-eating kite | 6 |