Museum :: Dakios

Dakios

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#311	1-ball	17
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#328	2-ball	14
#124	25-meat staff	1
#481	3-ball	9
#340	4-ball	14
#218	4-dimensional guitar	8
#196	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#260	5-ball	21
#293	6-ball	18
#303	7-ball	18
#50	7-inch discus	1
#385	8-ball	70
#219	9-ball	5
#104	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#101	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#88	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#133	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#101	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#70	A. W. O. L. commendation	76
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#273	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#229	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#223	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#230	Alice's Army Coward	1
#155	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#67	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#63	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#258	Alice's Army Guard	1
#247	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#211	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#226	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#224	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#160	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#254	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#257	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#258	Alice's Army Page	1
#266	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#172	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#250	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#255	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#255	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#816	Amulet of Yendor	16
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#1227	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#573	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#975	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	12
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1164	CRIMBCO mug	6
#1269	CRIMBCO wine	4
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#65	Cerebral Crossbow	5
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#24	Chorale of Companionship	3
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#156	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	31
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#980	Crimboween memo	11
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#82	Disco Banjo	7
#313	Divine	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#33	Elron's Explosive Etude	3
#1165	Ent cider	1
#439	FDKOL commendation	433
#404	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	17
#1091	Feynman gate	6
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#86	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#757	Heimandatz's heart	2
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#485	Imp Ale	309
#165	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	5
#61	Interview With You (a Vampire)	3
#1114	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#878	Jocko Homo's head	2
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#111	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#280	Knob Goblin elite shirt	28
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#521	Let Me Be!	3
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#135	M-242	100
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#298	Mad Train wine	358
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#403	Meat detector	1
#684	Microplushie: Bropane	7
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#829	Microplushie: Hippylase	4
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#820	Microplushie: Hobomosome	2
#783	Microplushie: Otakulone	5
#765	Microplushie: Raverdrine	3
#813	Microplushie: Sororitrate	3
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#196	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	6
#166	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	9
#106	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	15
#77	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	12
#92	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	10
#106	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	9
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#695	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#350	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	4
#446	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	3
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#414	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	5
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#434	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	3
#490	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	4
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#408	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	5
#415	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	5
#551	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	3
#546	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	3
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#391	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#152	Sensual Massage for Creeps	7
#31	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#68	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#39	Staff of the Greasefire	2
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#325	Summer Nights	4
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#383	The Joy of Wassailing	9
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#1566	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1054	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#1802	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1736	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#313	Travels with Jerry	4
#70	Travoltan trousers	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#309	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	41
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#731	Yakisoba's hat	2
#160	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#352	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	5
#241	a butt tuba	3
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#154	acoustic guitarrr	28
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#314	anniversary balloon	3
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#682	annoying pitchfork	3
#270	ant hoe	1
#167	ant pick	2
#103	ant pitchfork	4
#260	ant sickle	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#432	asbestos apron	1
#181	asbestos crossbow	4
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#119	asbestos staff	5
#769	aspirin	1
#35	attention spanner	7
#106	automatic catapult	1
#372	awful poetry journal	330
#2450	baconstone	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#3278	badass belt	13
#86	badger badge	2
#423	bag of airline peanuts	73
#430	balaclava	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#72	bark beret	1
#25	basic meat crossbow	12
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1036	bath ball gift set	3
#80	bean burrito	22
#464	beer bong	2
#671	beer helmet	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#162	big bass drum	9
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#210	black kettle drum	4
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#667	black shield	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#726	black sword	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#401	bloody beer	23
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#87	bone collar	4
#235	bone flute	5
#33	bone rattle	78
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#1532	bottle of goofballs	15
#44	bottle of perfume	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#859	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#191	bottled day	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#105	box of Familiar Jacks	2
#5909	box of sunshine	4
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#310	bronze breastplate	4
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#199	bubblewrap ore	11
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#90	calle de miel with a fly in it	3
#37	can cannon	2
#554	can of Swiller	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#164	can of starch	1
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#2398	candy stake	3
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1216	capacitor relay	5
#1278	carbon nanotube frame	5
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#123	cardboard ore	20
#77	carob cannon	1
#234	charming flute	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#997	cheap toaster	2
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#258	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#321	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#187	chintzy turtle brooch	5
#224	chocolate spurs	3
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#731	chunk of depleted Grimacite	12
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#18	clockwork crossbow	5
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#467	clown hammer	61
#104	coconut bikini top	2
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#659	commemorative war stein	4
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#1468	corpse on the beach	2
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1465	corpsetini	2
#185	crossbow string	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#53	curdflinger	2
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#1025	daisy	1
#464	dance card	2
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#642	defective skull	29
#24	dense meat crossbow	3
#270	dented harmonica	5
#623	designer handbag	4
#99	diamond-studded fronts	3
#99	didgeridooka	84
#39	dinged-up triangle	2
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#960	disco ball	15
#301	disintegrating sheet music	9
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#82	dolphin whistle	5
#395	double daisy	1
#142	drab sonata	46
#41	dripping meat crossbow	2
#138	drum machine	59
#266	dry martini	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#44	dueling banjo	1
#126	dueling turtle	1
#1217	dusty Crimbo crate	3
#745	dusty bottle of Marsala	6
#647	dusty bottle of Merlot	11
#549	dusty bottle of Muscat	16
#635	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	11
#607	dusty bottle of Port	14
#640	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	10
#120	dwarvish magazine	10
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#56	eXtreme meat crossbow	2
#1486	easter egg balloon	16
#2834	eggnog	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#932	encoder ring	5
#254	especially salty dog	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#87	exotic orchid	2
#550	explosion-flavored chewing gum	51
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#255	eye-pod	2
#594	fake fake vomit	53
#560	fake hand	49
#291	false eyelashes	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#880	fine wine	1
#164	finger cymbals	5
#1761	fire	1
#118	flaming glowsticks	4
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#268	floral print shirt	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#497	foam noodle	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#80	foreign box	2
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#112	frozen Mob Penguin	22
#252	fudge bunny	2
#605	fuzzbump	1
#1658	fuzzy dice	4
#641	ga-ga radio	1
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#37	giant stuffed bugbear	2
#82	gilded lily	1
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#124	gingham blouse	2
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#88	gnauga hide whip	2
#529	goth kid t-shirt	6
#30	goulauncher	3
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#76	grass whistle	1
#882	green balloon	1
#791	green beer	12
#242	green drunki-bear	1
#202	green glowstick	8
#81	green pixie spog	1
#109	guitar pick	56
#350	half-orchid	2
#323	half-sized guitar	1
#2399	hamethyst	1
#211	handful of drink tickets	1
#263	handful of hand chalk	146
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#328	harem girl t-shirt	3
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#1045	heart-shaped balloon	2
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#64	heavy metal sonata	11
#118	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	9
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#251	hideous egg	13
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#312	hippy bongo	1
#183	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#62	hot cross bow	1
#200	hot pink lipstick	4
#201	hot stuffing	1
#381	hypodermic needle	4
#11	ice pick	1
#275	ice stein	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#333	ice-cold Willer	146
#464	ice-cold fotie	39
#116	ice-cold six-pack	151
#325	iced-out bling	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#202	infernal fife	7
#577	inflatable duck	1
#142	insanely spicy bean burrito	82
#136	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	5
#114	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	5
#927	ion grid	10
#685	jazz soap	40
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#493	joybuzzer	62
#213	jungle drum	2
#309	kickback cookbook	2
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#154	knob bugle	9
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#363	lead necklace	25
#432	lesser grodulated violet	1
#11	liar's pants	1
#163	library card	3
#236	linoleum crossbow	3
#869	linoleum ore	1
#287	linoleum staff	2
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#929	long skinny balloon	1
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#377	los chinos	1
#289	love song of icy revenge	1
#340	love song of naughty innuendo	1
#345	love song of smoldering passion	1
#324	love song of sugary cuteness	1
#319	love song of vague ambiguity	1
#670	lucky rabbit's foot	10
#251	lump of coal	1
#1422	macaroni duck	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#1598	mafia aria	4
#66	magic whistle	71
#1893	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#387	magnifying glass	1
🥈	makeshift crane	1,000
#181	makeshift turban	1
#237	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#393	many-eyed glasses	4
#481	margarita	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#667	martini	1
#39	massive sitar	9
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#199	menorette	1
#63	metal mandible	2
#42	metallic foil radar dish	1
#41	mini-zeppelin	2
#15	miniature Jacob's ladder	2
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#18	miniature castagnets	2
#43	miniature dormouse	5
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#503	monkey wrench	1
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#255	moonglasses	2
#802	motivational poster	4
#1341	mylar scout drone	2
#269	ocarina of space	7
#119	office-supply crossbow	1
#642	orange glowstick	3
#6	origami riding crop	1
#41	out-of-tune biwa	11
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#273	oversized fish scaler	12
#137	oyster egg balloon	1
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#205	palm-frond toupee	3
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#116	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2
#620	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	38
#512	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	59
#1884	phish stick	2
#82	pilgrim shield	1
#433	pirate shirt	3
#288	pixel hat	1
#71	pixel orb	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
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#744	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
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#98	tiny die-cast golden ring	4
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#253	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	7
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#304	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
#318	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
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#1159	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
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#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
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#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
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#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
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#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
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#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
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#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
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#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
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#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
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#8209	tiny plastic angry goat	1
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#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
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#1097	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1132	tiny plastic bee swarm	2
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#2570	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
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#1327	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
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#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
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#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
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#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
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#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
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#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
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#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
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#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
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#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8124	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
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#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
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#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
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#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1119	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
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#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3849	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
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#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1254	yo	5
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 9,506 items total!

what items are this player missing?