Dakios

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#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#3111-ball17
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#3272-ball14
#12425-meat staff1
#4813-ball9
#3404-ball14
#2174-dimensional guitar8
#1955-Alarm Saucepan2
#2605-ball21
#2936-ball18
#3037-ball18
#507-inch discus1
#3848-ball70
#2199-ball5
#103A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 12
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 32
#87A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 42
#132A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 52
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 62
#70A. W. O. L. commendation76
#468ASCII shirt3
#276Alewife™ Ale1
#274Alice's Army Alchemist1
#230Alice's Army Bowman1
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#231Alice's Army Coward1
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#72Alice's Army Foil Alchemist1
#39Alice's Army Foil Bowman1
#37Alice's Army Foil Cleric1
#37Alice's Army Foil Coward1
#11Alice's Army Foil Dervish1
#59Alice's Army Foil Guard1
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#31Alice's Army Foil Horseman1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#11Alice's Army Foil Martyr1
#61Alice's Army Foil Ninja1
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#60Alice's Army Foil Page1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#15Alice's Army Foil Sniper1
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#64Alice's Army Foil Swordsman1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#259Alice's Army Guard1
#248Alice's Army Halberder1
#212Alice's Army Hammerman1
#227Alice's Army Horseman1
#225Alice's Army Lanceman1
#262Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#255Alice's Army Ninja1
#258Alice's Army Nurse1
#259Alice's Army Page1
#267Alice's Army Shieldmaiden1
#173Alice's Army Sniper1
#251Alice's Army Spearsman1
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#257Alice's Army Wallman1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#813Amulet of Yendor16
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#572Asleep in the Cemetery3
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#316BGE tiny plastic toy4
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#975Baron von Ratsworth's monocle12
#32Benetton's Medley of Diversity3
#388Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
#138Bjorn's Hammer3
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#40Brimstone Beret1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#363CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)3
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#1163CRIMBCO mug6
#1268CRIMBCO wine4
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#65Cerebral Crossbow5
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#24Chorale of Companionship3
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#226Cookbook of the Damned2
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1450Corpse Island iced tea2
#155Crimbo Candy Cookbook31
#97Crimbo ukulele2
#980Crimboween memo11
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#858Disco 'Fro Pick4
#82Disco Banjo7
#313Divine1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#33Elron's Explosive Etude3
#1165Ent cider1
#438FDKOL commendation433
#404Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots17
#1090Feynman gate6
#213Frosty's carrot1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#215Grateful Undead T-shirt2
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#85Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog1
#759Heimandatz's heart2
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#485Imp Ale309
#165Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration5
#62Interview With You (a Vampire)3
#1115Iron Beta of Industry3
#880Jocko Homo's head2
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#67Kentucky-fried meat crossbow1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#280Knob Goblin elite shirt28
#152Knob Kitchen grab-bag1
#138Lars the Cyberian3
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#520Let Me Be!3
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#136M-242100
#172Mace of the Tortoise3
#298Mad Train wine358
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#285Maxing, Relaxing4
#403Meat detector1
#683Microplushie: Bropane7
#889Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#827Microplushie: Hippylase4
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#819Microplushie: Hobomosome2
#781Microplushie: Otakulone5
#764Microplushie: Raverdrine3
#812Microplushie: Sororitrate3
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#81Mr. Balloon2
#182Mylar balloon1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#287Neuromancer1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#196Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I6
#167Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II9
#107Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III15
#77Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV12
#92Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V10
#106Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI9
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#146Pasta Spoon of Peril2
#463Pink Heart of Spirit2
#696Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip2
#568Pokëmann figurine: Duck2
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#350Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump4
#446Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking3
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#414Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap5
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#434Pokëmann figurine: Nothing3
#490Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu4
#373Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth2
#408Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf5
#415Pokëmann figurine: Twitter5
#551Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite3
#546Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth3
#175Prelude of Precision1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#391Safari Jack's moustache4
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#153Sensual Massage for Creeps7
#31Sheila Take a Crossbow1
#471Sinful Desires1
#67Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#39Staff of the Greasefire2
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#325Summer Nights4
#736Supernova Champagne1
#279Tales from the Fireside4
#587Tales of a Kansas Toymaker4
#304The Art of Slapfighting3
#402The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones3
#41The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder2
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#383The Joy of Wassailing9
#702The Mariachi's guitar case2
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#1055Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1043Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette3
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#1740Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette3
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#315Travels with Jerry4
#69Travoltan trousers1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#309Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide41
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#183Venus flytrap1
#732Yakisoba's hat2
#161Ye Olde Navy Fleece3
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#1170Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#352Zu Mannkäse Dienen5
#241a butt tuba3
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#154acoustic guitarrr28
#1149adorable seal larva2
#129all-purpose flower1
#81ammonite candy mold2
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#314anniversary balloon3
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#682annoying pitchfork3
#270ant hoe1
#167ant pick2
#103ant pitchfork4
#260ant sickle1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#433asbestos apron1
#181asbestos crossbow4
#1106asbestos ore1
#119asbestos staff5
#769aspirin1
#35attention spanner7
#106automatic catapult1
#371awful poetry journal330
#2450baconstone1
#132bad penguin egg1
#3275badass belt13
#86badger badge2
#421bag of airline peanuts73
#430balaclava1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#305balloon helmet1
#1029balloon monkey1
#105balloon shield1
#312balloon sword1
#72bark beret1
#25basic meat crossbow12
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#1035bath ball gift set3
#80bean burrito22
#465beer bong2
#673beer helmet1
#416begpwnia1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#977belemnite fossil1
#164big bass drum9
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#210black kettle drum4
#132black lotus1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#667black shield1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#727black sword1
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#401bloody beer23
#964bloody clown pants1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#222blundarrrbus2
#87bone collar4
#235bone flute5
#33bone rattle78
#980borg sock monkey1
#391bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#385bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#399bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#1329bottle of gin1
#1531bottle of goofballs15
#42bottle of perfume1
#679bottle of popskull1
#1584bottle of rum1
#859bottle of single-barrel whiskey2
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#191bottled day1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#106box of Familiar Jacks2
#5907box of sunshine4
#363boxed champagne1
#1334boxed wine1
#318brass stinger1
#309bronze breastplate4
#66bubblewrap crossbow1
#198bubblewrap ore11
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1627buckyball1
#185calavera concertina1
#534calle de miel1
#90calle de miel with a fly in it3
#37can cannon2
#554can of Swiller1
#545can of fake snow1
#164can of starch1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#2397candy stake3
#1749canteen of wine1
#1215capacitor relay5
#1278carbon nanotube frame5
#56cardboard crossbow1
#122cardboard ore20
#77carob cannon1
#235charming flute1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#997cheap toaster2
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#258chintzy disco ball pendant3
#322chintzy saucepan earring2
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#187chintzy turtle brooch5
#224chocolate spurs3
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#303chrome crossbow2
#985chrome ore1
#429chrome staff1
#731chunk of depleted Grimacite12
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#18clockwork crossbow5
#33clockwork endoskeleton1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#465clown hammer61
#104coconut bikini top2
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#660commemorative war stein4
#200cool mushroom wine1
#1468corpse on the beach2
#1818corpsedriver1
#1465corpsetini2
#185crossbow string1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#459cup of primitive beer1
#53curdflinger2
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#919cyborg doll1
#840cyborg stompin' boot3
#1025daisy1
#464dance card2
#615deadly lampshade1
#57deadly nightshade1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#641defective skull29
#24dense meat crossbow3
#271dented harmonica5
#624designer handbag4
#99diamond-studded fronts3
#99didgeridooka84
#39dinged-up triangle2
#532disbelief suspenders1
#962disco ball15
#301disintegrating sheet music9
#985distilled fortified wine1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#83dolphin whistle5
#395double daisy1
#142drab sonata46
#41dripping meat crossbow2
#138drum machine59
#266dry martini1
#214dry vodka martini1
#516ducha de oro1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#232duct tape sword1
#45dueling banjo1
#126dueling turtle1
#1217dusty Crimbo crate3
#745dusty bottle of Marsala6
#647dusty bottle of Merlot11
#549dusty bottle of Muscat16
#635dusty bottle of Pinot Noir11
#607dusty bottle of Port14
#640dusty bottle of Zinfandel10
#120dwarvish magazine10
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#56eXtreme meat crossbow2
#1485easter egg balloon16
#2833eggnog1
#1586elven moonshine1
#931encoder ring5
#255especially salty dog1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#191evil teddy bear sewing kit1
#87exotic orchid2
#548explosion-flavored chewing gum51
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#255eye-pod2
#593fake fake vomit53
#559fake hand49
#291false eyelashes1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#880fine wine1
#165finger cymbals5
#1764fire1
#118flaming glowsticks4
#838flashing novelty button2
#168flat mushroom wine1
#269floral print shirt1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#496foam noodle1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#80foreign box2
#1453friendly cheez blob1
#428frilly shirt1
#112frozen Mob Penguin22
#253fudge bunny2
#604fuzzbump1
#1657fuzzy dice4
#642ga-ga radio1
#99giant book of ancient carols1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#37giant stuffed bugbear2
#82gilded lily1
#1745gingerbread horror4
#125gingham blouse2
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#88gnauga hide whip2
#529goth kid t-shirt6
#30goulauncher3
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#76grass whistle1
#882green balloon1
#792green beer12
#241green drunki-bear1
#202green glowstick8
#81green pixie spog1
#108guitar pick56
#350half-orchid2
#324half-sized guitar1
#2400hamethyst1
#214handful of drink tickets1
#263handful of hand chalk146
#56hardware upgrade1
#329harem girl t-shirt3
#124heart of rock and roll1
#1045heart-shaped balloon2
#160heavy leather-bound tome1
#63heavy metal sonata11
#118heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr9
#60helm of the white knight1
#251hideous egg13
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#313hippy bongo1
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#62hot cross bow1
#200hot pink lipstick4
#201hot stuffing1
#381hypodermic needle4
#11ice pick1
#275ice stein1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#333ice-cold Willer146
#464ice-cold fotie39
#116ice-cold six-pack151
#325iced-out bling1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#203infernal fife7
#577inflatable duck1
#142insanely spicy bean burrito82
#136insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito5
#114insanely spicy jumping bean burrito5
#926ion grid10
#684jazz soap40
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#491joybuzzer62
#213jungle drum2
#309kickback cookbook2
#1289killer rag doll1
#154knob bugle9
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#363lead necklace25
#432lesser grodulated violet1
#11liar's pants1
#163library card3
#236linoleum crossbow3
#870linoleum ore1
#287linoleum staff2
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#930long skinny balloon1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#377los chinos1
#289love song of icy revenge1
#341love song of naughty innuendo1
#345love song of smoldering passion1
#325love song of sugary cuteness1
#319love song of vague ambiguity1
#671lucky rabbit's foot10
#251lump of coal1
#1423macaroni duck1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1597mafia aria4
#66magic whistle71
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#387magnifying glass1
🥈makeshift crane1,000
#181makeshift turban1
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#393many-eyed glasses4
#480margarita1
#1086marionette1
#575marionette collective1
#666martini1
#39massive sitar9
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#118meat cowboy hat1
#335meatcar model1
#199menorette1
#63metal mandible2
#42metallic foil radar dish1
#41mini-zeppelin2
#15miniature Jacob's ladder2
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#18miniature castagnets2
#43miniature dormouse5
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#502monkey wrench1
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#255moonglasses2
#801motivational poster4
#1341mylar scout drone2
#270ocarina of space7
#120office-supply crossbow1
#642orange glowstick3
#6origami riding crop1
#42out-of-tune biwa11
#153outrageous sombrero1
#273oversized fish scaler12
#137oyster egg balloon1
#189palm-frond capris1
#238palm-frond cloak1
#205palm-frond toupee3
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#116perpendicular hula with a fly in it2
#619pet rock "Groucho" disguise38
#511pet rock "Snooty" disguise59
#1884phish stick2
#82pilgrim shield1
#433pirate shirt3
#288pixel hat1
#71pixel orb1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#249plastic cup of beer7
#111plastic guitar28
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#173polyalloy shield12
#427pool cue12
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#2213porquoise1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#623pretty bouquet1
#1300pretty flower9
#37projectile icemaker2
#730prosthetic forehead1
#337prussian cathouse1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#402radio button candy2
#1303rag doll1
#35rainbow crossbow2
#250rave whistle14
#973really dense meat stack5
#14record of infuriating silence2
#229red balloon1
#222red drunki-bear1
#515redrum1
#38repeating crossbow2
#223rhesus monkey3
#142rhinestone cowboy shirt3
#620roboduck-on-a-string2
#83rockin' wagon with a fly in it2
#494roll in the hay1
#465rubber emo roe69
#855salty dog1
#39savory crossbow1
#589screwdriver1
🥉sealskin drum1
#280sensitive poetry journal1
#302shock collar2
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#71silver keg1
#97sinewy crossbow string1
#387skewer-mounted razor blade2
#546slap and tickle1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#427slip 'n' slide1
#916slow jam collection3
#74smile-sharpening stone6
#111snake100
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#10snow hat1
#1348sock monkey1
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#909solid gold bowling ball15
#174souvenir ski t-shirt4
🥈spaghetti-box banjo1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#118sparkler100
#92spicy bean burrito10
#157spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#89spicy jumping bean burrito5
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1127spooky eggnog5
#1174spooky felt6
#306spooky hockey mask5
#1321spooky length of string5
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#625spooky stuffing9
#1321spooky toy wheel2
#1049spooky wooden block5
#84spoon!1
#1131squashed frog1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#310star buckler1
#153star crossbow9
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#165star shirt2
#64star staff10
#67starchy crossbow1
#1029stick1
#686stick-on-a-string5
#368stolen accordion123
#60stone banjo11
#339strange shiny disc12
#465strawberry wine1
#1119string of blue beads10
#687string of green beads18
#419string of red beads27
#1931stringy sinew1
#512stuffed Baron von Ratsworth87
#769stuffed Cheshire bitten59
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#734stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech62
#513stuffed Meat92
#60stuffed Mob Penguin4
#1831stuffed alien blob3
#543stuffed angry cow80
#564stuffed astral badger81
#662stuffed baby gravy fairy71
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#907stuffed can of asparagus2
#161stuffed carpenter1
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#743stuffed cocoabo61
#1026stuffed crazy bastard sword5
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#200stuffed dodo1
#1747stuffed doppelshifter4
#533stuffed flaming gravy fairy82
#769stuffed frozen gravy fairy63
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#817stuffed hand turkey59
#369stuffed key154
#1291stuffed martini4
#671stuffed mind flayer71
#949stuffed mink48
#536stuffed monocle90
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#142stuffed porpoise1
#42stuffed sabre-toothed lime2
#575stuffed scary death orb79
#559stuffed shoulder parrot39
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Wow, that's 9,506 items total!

what items are this player missing?