Museum :: Infopowerbroker

Infopowerbroker

Rank	Item	Quantity
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#275	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#231	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#260	Alice's Army Guard	1
#249	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#228	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#259	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#260	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#175	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#208	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#287	Argarggagarg's fang	6
#788	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#61	BGE temporary tattoo	10
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#23	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	2
#5	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	494
#11	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	37
#15	Bicycle	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#121	Blizzards I Have Died In	6
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#73	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	9
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#5	CSA fire-starting kit	1,652
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#8	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	7
#34	Clara's bell	23
#9	Cold Fang	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#26	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#1217	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#585	Crimbo Credit	2
#134	Crimbo Factory surprise box	23
#111	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#120	Crimbot battery	11
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#2384	Crimbuck	11
#133	D roll	97
#915	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
#130	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	2
#15	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	650
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#16	Dust bunny	642
#12	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	4
🥉	Elf Guard payroll bag	120
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#113	Fantasma en la Máquina	32
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#12	Glenn's golden dice	11
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#6	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	8
#11	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	3
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#80	Instant Karma	147
#612	Jack-in-the-box	8
#30	Jocko Homo's head	23
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#42	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,631
#14	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#103	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	41
#255	Lars the Cyberian	2
#196	Let Me Be!	7
#8	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	5
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#37	Mark of the Bugbear	9
#15	Mark of the Ghost	21
#50	Mark of the Skeleton	6
#20	Mark of the Vampire	12
#62	Mark of the Werewolf	5
#19	Mark of the Zombie	14
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#6	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	45
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#578	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#6	Mini-Crimbot crate	14
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#15	Morphan	1
🥈	Mu	5
#9	Mysterious Black Box	435
#8	Mysterious Blue Box	458
#12	Mysterious Green Box	457
#8	Mysterious Red Box	480
#140	New Zealand iced tea	88
#108	Newbiesport™ tent	82
#369	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
#522	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	13
#82	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	19
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#879	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#579	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#865	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#6	Pop Art: a Guide	4
#28	Racisto Ruidoso	11
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#21	Red Roger's reliquary	46
#113	Rompedores de Fantasmas	32
#103	Safari Jack's moustache	11
#921	Schrödinger's thermos	3
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#50	Source terminal file: substats.enh	1
#100	Star Spawn	1
#133	Strix stix	17
#946	Summer Nights	1
#41	TI-9000 calculator	85
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#30	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	2
#54	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	2
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#53	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	2
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#67	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#83	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	11
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#295	The Mariachi's guitar case	6
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#49	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#15	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	2
#37	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	39
#833	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#234	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	2
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#323	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	2
#66	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	8
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#193	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	5
#19	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	16
#36	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	10
#27	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	10
#266	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#1409	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#1947	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#100	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#320	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#1440	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#208	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
#207	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	7
#179	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#332	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#358	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	2
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#228	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#13	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	34
#1043	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#265	Thwaitgold slug statuette	18
#29	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	19
#534	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	14
#58	Thwaitgold termite statuette	201
#129	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#163	Trainbot circuitry	2
#168	Trainbot linkages	1
#166	Trainbot optics	1
#172	Trainbot plating	1
#163	Trainbot servomotors	1
#234	Trainbot slag	1
#176	Trainbot tubing	1
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#12	Trout Fishing in Loathing	2
#25	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	2
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#11	Vulgure	1
#14	Waifuton	1
#252	Yakisoba's hat	6
#14	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	397
🥇	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	106,435
#38	Z-Bone steak	92
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#190	adorable seal larva	11
#122	alien drugs	20
#81	alien protein powder	2
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#9	almost-dead walkie-talkie	743
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#470	ammonite fossil	9
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#714	antique record album	2
#587	antique souvenir drawing	1
🥇	arrowgram	34,947
#173	asbestos crossbow string	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#122	baby killer bee	81
#22	baby rigging snake	4
#1480	baconstone	4
#10	bag of foreign bribes	727
#68	bag of park garbage	1,000
#78	ballpark hot daub	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#268	bananagate	26
#282	beanbag chair	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#392	belemnite fossil	11
#137	blank diary	1
#102	blank fudge mold	6
🥇	blank note	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#5	blind-packed capsule toy	3,405
#149	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	101
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#83	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#242	bottle of fire	25
#191	bottled day	1
#94	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#993	box of sunshine	247
#15	brain preservation fluid	12
#335	brine	59
#37	broken warbear gyrocopter	5
#15	buffed alien drugs	2
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#300	candied bolts	5
#287	candied nuts	5
#344	casino pass	9
#194	chakra sludge	4
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#61	choco-Crimbot	64
#476	cocoa egg	19
#47	cold seal sweat	33
#311	comfy coffin	4
#154	commemorative war stein	466
#459	cookie cookie	2
#638	crystalline cheer	2
#4	cuckoo clock	6
#33	cuppa Royal tea	11
#35	cursed wishbone	8
#32	deactivated mini-Trainbot	7
#43	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
🥇	decomposed boot	19,174
#44	delicious star salad	3
#64	depleted uranium seal figurine	9
#455	designer handbag	6
#185	dill	176
#393	dire fudgesicle	2
#108	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	12
#105	disco horoscope (Aries)	12
#119	disco horoscope (Cancer)	11
#131	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	10
#143	disco horoscope (Gemini)	8
#96	disco horoscope (Leo)	14
#76	disco horoscope (Pisces)	17
#130	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	10
#94	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	14
#84	disco horoscope (Taurus)	16
#122	disco horoscope (Virgo)	10
#58	dollar sign	1
#176	donated booze	63
#189	donated candy	52
#193	donated food	55
#21	drippy stein	1
#68	drop of water-37	200
#53	eldritch effluvium	4,784
#15	eldritch ichor	2,301
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#36	electric Kool-Aid	4
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#51	exotic parrot egg	1
#10	expensive camera	42,284
#36	festive egg sac	5
#168	figurine of a charred seal	18
#68	figurine of a cold seal	70
#147	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#35	figurine of a shadowy seal	27
#26	figurine of a sleek seal	57
#311	figurine of a slippery seal	5
#94	figurine of a stinking seal	23
#24	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	51
#253	figurine of an ancient seal	2
#133	figurine of an armored seal	2
#131	filth-encrusted futon	6
#129	fitness wristband	1
#197	flask of tainted mining oil	25
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#56	flytrap pellet	12
#55	foetid seal tear	66
#215	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	1
#210	friendly cheez blob	10
#212	frigid air mattress	4
#99	frigid derringer	10
#127	frigid mote	6
#453	fudge lily	9
#224	fudgecule	10,975
#4738	fuzzy dice	1
#204	gamma nog	1
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#132	glass of herbal tequila	13
#159	glob of spoiled mayo	1
#34	gloomy black mushroom	249
#161	government cheese	18
#177	green and red bean	3
#243	green drunki-bear	1
#165	green gummi ingot	212
#66	green mana	3
#31	green pill	2
#51	green rocket	100
#54	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#178	grinning turtle	1
#33	grue egg	342
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#106	gummi belemnite	2
#104	gummi trilobite	2
#954	hamethyst	8
#813	handful of confetti	52
#434	hermit permit	4
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#26	huge pumpkin	20
#42	impure gasoline	82
#9	inert sludgepuppy	1
#142	intact anemone spike	3
#250	intriguing puzzle box	2
#455	java cookie	2
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#204	kumquartz	34
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#348	leaflet	2
#91	legitimate business on the beach	52
#235	leprechaun hatchling	2
#233	lime supersucker	1
#30	linoleum meat stack	3
#120	linoleum stick	1
#19	lint	599
#112	lollipop stick	731
#48	lowercase a	2
#120	macaroni duck	13
#195	makeshift crane	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#506	mime soul fragment	3
#68	molten brick	192
#26	mushroom fermenting solution	207
#102	negative lump	1,322
#55	note from Clancy	1
#27	nugget of Crimbonium	323
#192	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#23	onyx knight	3
#38	paperclip	1,294
#401	paranormal ricotta	1
#207	pear supersucker	1
#256	pearidot	26
#61	peppermint spine	1
#38	peppermint tailings	771
#180	percent sign	1
#213	perl necklace	3
#18	pet anchor	12
#118	petit fortran	5
#332	phish stick	3
#748	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#23	pie man was not meant to eat	256
#255	pile of useless robot parts	1
#19	pirate encryption key alpha	4
#15	pirate encryption key bravo	8
#12	pirate encryption key charlie	8
#15	pirate encryption key delta	8
#30	pixel rock	1
🥈	plain bagel	315,067
#501	pog #01 (spider)	1
#483	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#501	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#494	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#513	pog #10 (hobo)	1
#498	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#474	pork elf goodies sack	14
#2213	porquoise	1
#22	pottery barn owl figurine	2
🥉	psychic's circlet	477
#4	psychic's crystal ball	478
🥉	psychic's pslacks	480
#13	quantum of familiar	20
#735	quantum taco	3
#227	raffle prize box	1
🥇	razor-sharp can lid	121,013
#402	really dense meat stack	16
#80	really nice lump of coal	1
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#224	red drunki-bear	1
#166	red gummi ingot	212
#417	rewinged stab bat	1
#1431	[2108]rock	1
#28	rocket fuel	16
#136	ruby on canes	4
#144	salty gumdrop	3
#124	shot of mescal	17
#41	shovelful of dirt	74
#70	silent A	1
#138	silent B	1
#59	silent C	1
#63	silent D	1
#57	silent E	1
#77	silent F	1
#64	silent G	1
#136	silent H	1
#203	silent I	1
#173	silent J	1
#46	silent K	1
#150	silent L	1
#191	silent M	1
#36	silent N	2
#242	silent O	1
#169	silent P	2
#87	silent Q	1
#62	silent R	1
#69	silent S	1
#65	silent T	1
#64	silent U	1
#75	silent V	1
#123	silent W	1
#186	silent X	1
#67	silent Y	1
#121	silent Z	1
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#37	sleeping wereturtle	25
#142	slime convention swag bag	4
#138	smart watch	1
#8	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	2
#513	solid gold bowling ball	35
#34	space bar	1
#113	space beast fur	8
#271	space jam	1
#132	space junk	20
#22	spirit blanket	16
#37	spirit gum	132
#28	spirit mattress	15
#21	spirit pillow	18
#39	spirit sheet	10
#550	spooky pirate skeleton	1
#146	spoonful of Linguine-Os	3
#271	stained mattress	4
#62	stealth bomber	1
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#201	strawberyl	37
#128	stray chihuahua	18
#238	sucker scaffold	49
#151	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	3
#503	sweet mochi ball	8
#93	synthetic rock	1
#212	tangled mass of creepy pasta	1
#76	tarnished bottlecap	42
#2033	teddy bear	1
#1963	teddy borg	1
#60	temperance whiskey	6
#29	ten-leaf clover	2,031
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#957	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#612	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#602	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#633	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#935	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#593	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#953	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#569	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#949	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#567	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3991	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#1418	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#3936	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1161	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3944	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3179	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3080	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#1328	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#8195	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1157	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4313	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#825	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#12	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#85	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#1328	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#3125	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#152	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	2
#3833	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#175	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#797	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#3957	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3878	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1358	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3912	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3884	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#791	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3075	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3960	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3874	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3913	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3898	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#85	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3863	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#74	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#3873	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1140	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1343	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3908	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3893	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3067	tiny plastic The Man	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3929	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3858	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4544	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4025	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8216	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1376	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3978	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3981	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8255	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#8130	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1359	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3966	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1363	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1368	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1329	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8178	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3926	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3957	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3911	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1344	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8100	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8224	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3914	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3938	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4498	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3879	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3846	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3912	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3924	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#3926	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8154	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8192	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8098	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#327	tiny plastic golden gundam	1
#3863	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8063	tiny plastic grue	1
#3897	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8131	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1341	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8072	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3893	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8203	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8104	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3841	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1346	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8116	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1338	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3997	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#4347	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8102	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3894	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3852	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3954	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1127	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3839	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8228	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3938	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8163	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8141	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4041	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3864	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3862	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4483	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3844	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3874	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3849	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#415	toast	2,533
#189	tourmalime	38
#353	trilobite fossil	12
#77	twitching time capsule	9
#138	untamable turtle	12
#20	unused walkie-talkie	57
#34	unusual disco ball	26
#813	vinegar	37
#41	viral DNA	86
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#217	warbear beeping telegram	6
#151	warbear breakfast machine assembler	4
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#180	warbear drone assembler	3
#77	warbear empathy chip	8
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#55	warbear induction oven	3
#72	warbear jackhammer drill press	3
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#77	warbear metalworking primer	13
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#68	warbear procedural hilarity drone	15
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#107	warbear robo-camouflage unit	12
#125	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	10
#89	warbear soda machine assembler	6
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#188	warbear whosit	1,049
#102	warehouse key	9
#134	whiskey in a broken glass	15
#895	worthless gewgaw	1
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#166	yellow gummi ingot	203

Wow, that's 690,325 items total!

what items are this player missing?