| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #39 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #31 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #660 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #120 | Angelhair Culottes | 8 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #4 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #123 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 8 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #333 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 7 |
| #161 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 7 |
| #208 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #85 | Bling of the New Wave | 10 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #233 | Bonerdagon necklace | 44 |
| #23 | Bonestabber | 2 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #740 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #941 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #15 | Brimstone Bunker | 2 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #190 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #146 | CSA fire-starting kit | 142 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #156 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #355 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #201 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #637 | Crimbuck | 1,510 |
| #240 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 10 |
| #387 | Drowsy Sword | 49 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #956 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #369 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #379 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #396 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #262 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #207 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #764 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #153 | Jocko Homo's head | 10 |
| #471 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #398 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #400 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 66 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #89 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 2 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #71 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #266 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #172 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 38 |
| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #300 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 7 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #195 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 5 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #513 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #537 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #279 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #372 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 11 |
| #328 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #131 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 10 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #164 | Yakisoba's hat | 8 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #208 | Ze™ goggles | 7 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #17 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #159 | around the world | 18 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #791 | badass belt | 66 |
| #501 | banana peel | 3 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #299 | bit of clingfilm | 14 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #22 | blood of the Wereseal | 100 |
| #575 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #610 | bottle of goofballs | 42 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #3449 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #16 | bugbear purification pill | 75 |
| #367 | bunny liver | 16 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #744 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #13 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #55 | cheap cigar butt | 76 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #26 | club of the five seasons | 4 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #93 | corned-beef Reuben | 45 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #6 | cozy bazooka | 1 |
| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #242 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #65 | das boot | 2 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #89 | deep six-shooter | 2 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #329 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #19 | distention pill | 46 |
| #86 | diving muff | 2 |
| #37 | double-ice box | 2 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #1110 | duct tape | 17 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1113 | empty agua de vida bottle | 7 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #64 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #806 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #70 | frosty halo | 2 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #226 | fuzzy busby | 14 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #230 | fuzzy earmuffs | 12 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #240 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #241 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #53 | glowing esca | 3 |
| #429 | gold wedding ring | 11 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #863 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #378 | grue egg omelette | 6 |
| #72 | halibut | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #811 | handful of confetti | 52 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #250 | heart of the volcano | 29 |
| #360 | hellseal claw | 58 |
| #342 | hellseal whisker | 45 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #1087 | hobo nickel | 14 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #139 | hopping socks | 2 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #59 | jam band | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #660 | loose teeth | 47 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #391 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #199 | memory of a C | 5 |
| #77 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #184 | memory of a G | 6 |
| #148 | memory of a T | 8 |
| #166 | memory of an A | 7 |
| #42 | memory of an AT base pair | 5 |
| #207 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 4 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #133 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #358 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #212 | obsidian dagger | 63 |
| #44 | odor extractor | 5 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #83 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #267 | old sweatpants | 284 |
| #74 | old-fashioned | 13 |
| #28 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #127 | palm-frond cloak | 2 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #6 | papier-mâchéte | 2 |
| #7 | papier-mâchine gun | 2 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #19 | pearl diver's necklace | 1 |
| #15 | pearl diver's ring | 1 |
| #33 | peppermint parasol | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #54 | pig-iron bracers | 3 |
| #125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #847 | pink clay bead | 4 |
| #9 | pixel grappling hook | 3 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #101 | psychoanalytic jar | 1 |
| #229 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 5 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #400 | red class ring | 23 |
| #174 | red wagon | 2 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #66 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #205 | rusty chain necklace | 16 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #219 | sawblade shield | 15 |
| #17 | scale-mail underwear | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #30 | sea chaps | 1 |
| #38 | sea cowboy hat | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #117 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| #180 | seal-brain elixir | 4 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #214 | sealhide seal doll | 5 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
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| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
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| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
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