| #332 | "DRINK ME" potion | 38 |
| #397 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 4 |
| #684 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #455 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 13 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #603 | 3-ball | 6 |
| #255 | 30669 scroll | 40 |
| #287 | 33398 scroll | 79 |
| #204 | 334 scroll | 33 |
| #653 | 4-ball | 5 |
| #246 | 4-dimensional guitar | 6 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1072 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #693 | 6-ball | 5 |
| #118 | 64067 scroll | 5 |
| #106 | 668 scroll | 13 |
| #113 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 37 |
| #796 | 7-ball | 4 |
| #25 | 7-inch discus | 2 |
| #643 | 8-ball | 27 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #222 | Alewife™ Ale | 3 |
| #89 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 15 |
| #113 | Alice's Army Bowman | 5 |
| #97 | Alice's Army Cleric | 7 |
| #98 | Alice's Army Coward | 6 |
| #68 | Alice's Army Dervish | 4 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 23 |
| #119 | a butt tuba | 11 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #274 | acid-squirting flower | 13 |
| #171 | acoustic guitarrr | 25 |
| #301 | adder bladder | 25 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1750 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1703 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |