| #332 | "DRINK ME" potion | 38 |
| #397 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 4 |
| #688 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #456 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 13 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #606 | 3-ball | 6 |
| #255 | 30669 scroll | 40 |
| #287 | 33398 scroll | 79 |
| #205 | 334 scroll | 33 |
| #656 | 4-ball | 5 |
| #247 | 4-dimensional guitar | 6 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #696 | 6-ball | 5 |
| #118 | 64067 scroll | 5 |
| #106 | 668 scroll | 13 |
| #113 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 37 |
| #800 | 7-ball | 4 |
| #25 | 7-inch discus | 2 |
| #647 | 8-ball | 27 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | Alewife™ Ale | 3 |
| #91 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 15 |
| #117 | Alice's Army Bowman | 5 |
| #101 | Alice's Army Cleric | 7 |
| #102 | Alice's Army Coward | 6 |
| #69 | Alice's Army Dervish | 4 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 23 |
| #122 | a butt tuba | 11 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #275 | acid-squirting flower | 13 |
| #172 | acoustic guitarrr | 25 |
| #301 | adder bladder | 25 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |