| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #179 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #936 | CRIMBCO scrip | 90 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2939 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #125 | M-242 | 101 |
| #41 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #250 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #94 | around the world | 43 |
| #103 | badass pie | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #100 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #187 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #151 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #52 | bug paste | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #56 | chlorophyll paste | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #68 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #213 | effluvious emerald | 6 |
| #56 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #50 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #257 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #68 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #71 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #144 | handful of drink tickets | 2 |
| #1185 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
| #366 | handful of honey | 2 |
| #543 | handful of moss | 2 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #348 | handful of nuts and berries | 2 |
| #405 | handful of pine needles | 2 |
| #825 | handful of sand | 2 |
| #560 | handful of sawdust | 2 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #51 | hippy paste | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #91 | hobo nickel | 3,151 |
| #48 | hobo paste | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #60 | indescribably horrible paste | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #136 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #63 | oily paste | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #51 | orc paste | 1 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #29 | penguin paste | 1 |
| #70 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #201 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #54 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #137 | protein paste | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #151 | resolution: be feistier | 1 |
| #131 | resolution: be happier | 1 |
| #102 | resolution: be kinder | 1 |
| #116 | resolution: be luckier | 1 |
| #113 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #155 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #147 | resolution: be smarter | 1 |
| #148 | resolution: be stronger | 1 |
| #127 | resolution: be wealthier | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #13 | s'more | 11,520 |
| #66 | shoo-fish pie | 1 |
| #230 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #108 | slice of pizza | 41 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #49 | slimy paste | 1 |
| #111 | snake | 100 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #108 | sparkler | 101 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #163 | steamy ruby | 9 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #41 | strange paste | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #2591 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #2242 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #2653 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #2338 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2683 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2788 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #1987 | stuffed scary death orb | 26 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3261 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3038 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #80 | throbbing organ pie | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 2 |
| #146 | tiny plastic animelf | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |