| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #201 | BURT | 147 |
| 🥈 | Bugfinder Blade | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1902 | Crimbuck | 55 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #494 | Instant Karma | 11 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #566 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #588 | empty agua de vida bottle | 212 |
| #779 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #981 | hobo nickel | 38 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #5 | mind flayer corpse | 43,892 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #45 | sandwich of the gods | 32 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #300 | spectre scepter | 101 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1289 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |