| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
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| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbot battery | 101 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #559 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #828 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 3 |
| #653 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 10 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #814 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #873 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 3 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #292 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 51 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #403 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 31 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #61 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #154 | bowling ball | 4 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #438 | commemorative war stein | 26 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #82 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #500 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #81 | mimeplasm | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #25 | picky tweezers | 2 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #80 | plastic ingot | 298 |
| #75 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #67 | shady shades | 1 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #44 | single swig of vodka | 5 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #81 | spaghetti breakfast | 7 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #78 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #156 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 2 |
| #668 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 6 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #654 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 6 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #691 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #423 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 10 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 9 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #532 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 8 |
| #557 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 4 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #568 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #748 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 5 |
| #737 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
| #288 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 15 |
| #590 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 7 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #526 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 8 |
| #598 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 7 |
| #596 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 7 |
| #532 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 8 |
| #663 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
| #233 | tiny plastic fire servant | 10 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #661 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 6 |
| #977 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #758 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #692 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #409 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 6 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #28 | triple barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #83 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #78 | warbear badge | 2 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #99 | waterlogged crate | 2 |
| #96 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |