Triplebass

RankItemQuantity
#165"DRINK ME" potion227
#11037x37x37 puzzle cube33
#4424-dimensional guitar1
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#90Agent Corrigan's cigarette4
#47Alice's Army Alchemist39
#42Alice's Army Bowman21
#48Alice's Army Cleric16
#47Alice's Army Coward16
#69Alice's Army Dervish4
#48Alice's Army Guard36
#43Alice's Army Halberder41
#53Alice's Army Hammerman14
#59Alice's Army Horseman12
#43Alice's Army Lanceman17
#47Alice's Army Mad Bomber39
#105Alice's Army Martyr2
#48Alice's Army Ninja38
#57Alice's Army Nurse33
#53Alice's Army Page34
#50Alice's Army Shieldmaiden35
#88Alice's Army Sniper3
#49Alice's Army Spearsman36
#39Alice's Army Swordsman47
#42Alice's Army Wallman47
#48Argarggagarg's fang20
#33Artist's Butterknife of Regret6
#51Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness3
#47Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury3
#53Artist's Spatula of Despair2
#43Artist's Whisk of Misery3
#218Asleep in the Cemetery7
#1045BGE merchandise order form1
#236BRAINS shorts4
#49BRICKO bat1
#361BRICKO brick32
#47BRICKO elephant1
#207BRICKO eye brick176
#60BRICKO ooze1
#49BRICKO oyster1
#17BRICKO trunk7
#62BRICKO turtle1
#19BURT885
#209Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler13
#49Barulio's bottle13
#615Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#74Battlie Light Saver18
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#156Blizzards I Have Died In5
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#301Bone's Farm "wine"6
#266Boozehounds Anonymous token2
#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
#111CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)7
#264CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#1055CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1393CRIMBCO mug4
#1702CRIMBCO scrip5
#1269CRIMBCO wine4
#1223CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#129CSA fire-starting kit180
🥇Chef Boy, R&D's business card1
#160Cinco Mayo Lager2
#1199Corpse Island iced tea3
#55Cosmic Calorie1,382
#237Crimbo Candy Cookbook23
#76Crimbo candied pecan453
#73Crimbo fudge476
#70Crimbo peppermint bark469
#1245Crimbuck366
#1038Dickory Farms Gift Basket4
#455Disco Banjo1
#248Dreadsylvanian Almanac page3
#655Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations4
#399Ecto-Cooler2
#24El Vibrato power sphere99
#66El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)15
#461FDKOL commendation344
#698Frosty's frosty mug1
🥈Fuzzby1
#105Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#1048Go-Wassail1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#543Haunted Sorority House staff guide2
#98Heimandatz's heart12
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
#390Hodgman's blanket3
#134Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#31Hundred Headed IPA10
#119Interview With You (a Vampire)1
#248Jack-in-the-box24
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#75Jocko Homo's head14
#669LED block1
#47Lars the Cyberian6
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#258Mariner's Friend cough drops1
#27Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery11
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#159Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs59
#52Mer-kin foodbucket40
#37Mer-kin healscroll39
#54Mer-kin thingpouch25
#13Mer-kin wordquiz31
#144Mesmereyes™ contact lenses17
#172NPZR chemistry set31
#166Nightstalker perfume17
#93Nuclear Blastball37
#157Ol' Scratch's salad fork9
#35Osk'r Chow31
#63Pack of Alice's Army Cards169
#84Paint A Vulgar Pitcher1
#250Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster14
#695Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip2
#568Pokëmann figurine: Duck2
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#583Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking2
#461Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan3
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#579Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu3
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#575Pokëmann figurine: Twitter3
#551Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite3
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#647Rock and Roll Legend1
#87S.T.L.T.1
#1051Schrödinger's thermos1
#85Silver Bullet beer26
#845Spooky Surprise Egg2
#279Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro51
#295Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita50
#759Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco2
#241The Cooler Out of Space11
#77This Charming Flan1
#83Tiger-lily's milk39
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#128Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher102
#614Zim Merman's guitar1
#365a butt tuba1
🥈a suspicious address1
#165abominable blubber3
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#63adorable seal larva20
#53anemone nematocyst10
#56anemone sauce5
#62angry inch5
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#765anticheese3
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#339around the world4
#122artisanal limoncello6
#676astral mushroom9
#1205baby killer bee4
#95backwoods screwdriver19
#651banana5
#86banana milkshake1
#87banana peel64
#215banana smoothie3
#677banana-frosted king cake3
#809bananagate3
#47baobab sap1
#2125barrrnacle1
#1036bath ball gift set3
#1165battered Crimbo Crate4
#643bed of coals1
#135beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#54berries of suffering12
#36berry-infused sake4
#394big bass drum1
#33big bundle of chamoix14
#186big rock8
#54big slimy cyst10
#17bit of clingfilm83
#261bite-me-red lipstick71
#30black BRICKO brick7
#389black kettle drum1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#632black pudding1
#349black spot2
#58black tear6
#138blank diary1
#66blank prescription sheet3
#196blind-packed capsule toy64
#3161blob-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1654blood flower1
#74blood sausage1
#316blood-faced volleyball1
#305blue class ring10
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#430bone flute1
#666bone rattle1
#183borrowed time1
#677bottle of Blank-Out5
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#296bowl of fishysoisse3
#248bowling ball1
#2374brick2
#635brine29
#297bubble-wrap simulator1
#132bull blubber2
#464bungle in the jungle1
#387bunny liver14
#162burst hellseal brain50
#714cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#185calavera concertina1
#737can of CRIMBCOLA5
#1674candied yams4
#3618candy cane3
#2000candy kneecapping stick1
#3830candy stake1
#1639canteen of wine2
#24caustic slime nodule18
#289chainsaw chain1
#234charming flute1
#391chintzy accordion pin1
#716chocolate filthy lucre1
#70chocolate frosted sugar bomb1
#633chocolate-frosted king cake2
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#380cocoa egg29
#681colorful plastic ball1
#153confusing LED clock32
🥉control crystal1
#429corpse on the beach12
#326corpsedriver15
#579corpsetini9
#42correction fluid57
#397corrupted data28
#110crappy brain61
#20crayon shavings309
#139crumbling rat skull4
#262crystallized memory1
#377cursed piece of thirteen1
#72cursed scrunchie17
#460cursed sea biscuit1
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#179decanter of fine Scotch1
#136decent brain54
#103decomposed boot10
#1795delicious salad1
#28depleted uranium seal figurine15
#623designer handbag4
#346dill110
#163disassembled clover728
#417disintegrating sheet music2
#1263doll house2
#1607dollhive1
#813drab sonata1
#471drum machine6
#58drum of pomade21
#1926duct tape3
#1315dusty Crimbo crate2
#320dwarvish magazine3
#353easter egg balloon59
🥈eerily silent box1
#214effluvious emerald6
#2834eggnog1
#256electrical thingamabob23
#1589elven limbos gingerbread2
#2080elven cellocello1
#50elven hardtack233
#1586elven moonshine1
#55elven squeeze217
#206empty Cloaca-Cola bottle71
#163empty agua de vida bottle1,205
#870empty blowgun1
#200enchanted leopard-print barbell14
#112equal sign1
#2195evil teddy bear2
#95expensive cigar2
#187extra-greasy slider13
#299extra-spicy bloody mary6
#275extremely skinny jeans2
#1987fake fake vomit1
#151fat stacks of cash118
#1552felt4
#348festive sausage6
#16figurine of a charred seal74
#29figurine of a cold seal112
#38figurine of a cute baby seal10
#86figurine of a shadowy seal14
#33figurine of a sleek seal45
#114figurine of a slippery seal16
#65figurine of a stinking seal33
#88figurine of a wretched-looking seal14
#32figurine of an ancient seal36
#182figurine of an armored seal1
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#51fine aged cheddarwurst50
#180finger cymbals4
#132flask of Amontillado1
#80flask of baconstone juice1
#77flask of hamethyst juice1
#66flask of porquoise juice1
#729flavored foot massage oil5
#164floaty inverse geode1
#329fossilized bat skull1
#312fossilized demon skull1
#768fossilized limb1
#404fossilized serpent skull1
#306fossilized spider skull1
#700fossilized spike1
#562fossilized spine1
#711fossilized torso1
#696fossilized wing1
#371fossilized wyrm skull1
#177friendly cheez blob11
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#308frozen banquet7
#359fudgecule3,985
#324funhouse mirror1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#641ga-ga radio1
#121gauze hammock1
#383ghost cucumber113
#93ghost pepper1
#79ghost trap25
#431ghostly body paint4
#77giant glass of brandy6
#73giant pearl2
#84giant tube of black lipstick120
#2476gingerbread bugbear4
#2813gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#274gingerbread robot4
#126ginormous pumpkin2
#383glacial sapphire1
#61glass of warm water6
#73glob of green slime30
#392goat1
#1431googly eye6
#11great big capacitor51
#149green clay bead84
#90groupie bra1
#5337grue egg1
#35grue egg omelette94
#871guitar pick1
#765guy made of bee pollen2
#116haggis-infused soap33
#323half-sized guitar1
#123handful of confetti218
#208handful of numbers2
#70handful of sand460
#1996heart necklace3
#1193heavy D1
#455heavy metal sonata1
#540heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#1882herringcello1
#216hideous egg16
#183hobo fortress blueprints1
#776hobo nickel147
#384holiday cheese log5
#124home robotics kit10
#186homeopathic healing powder1
#115hot egg2
#201hot stuffing1
#305hovering sombrero1
#39huge pumpkin12
#275ice stein1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#123imitation crab meat34
#68ingot of seal-iron5
#27ink bladder50
#47inky squid sauce8
#155interesting-looking twig24
#249intriguing puzzle box2
#2794irradiated candy cane1
#188jar of fermented pickle juice12
#192jar of squeeze5
#1862jawbruiser1
#1065jerky coins1
#149jewelry-making pliers3
#41jingle bell1
#284jungle drum1
#230knob bugle4
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#51knuckle sandwich392
#897kumquartz1
#490laser-broiled pear17
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#219licorice root33
#406llama lama gong1
#329love song of disturbing obsession1
#289love song of icy revenge1
#340love song of naughty innuendo1
#345love song of smoldering passion1
#324love song of sugary cuteness1
#319love song of vague ambiguity1
#26lunar isotope7,274
#1002macaroni duck2
#395magic whistle1
#104magicberry tablets30
#382maple leaf1
#707mariachi G-string1
#128marine aquamarine1
#180massive sitar1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#1203metallic A1
#54moonberry wine cooler37
#83mushroom fermenting solution83
#525nanite-infested candy cane25
#1414nanite-infested eggnog4
#1022nanite-infested fruitcake5
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#258necrotizing body spray35
#860nut-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#468ocarina of space1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1582off-white striped oyster egg1
#2042oozenog2
#118open sauce14
#440opera mask1
#105packet of tofurkey gravy2
#263patent antipsychotics1
#176patent leather shoes34
#702pearidot4
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#147petit 4.15
#181piece of wedding cake50
#465plastic guitar1
#77plastic passion fruit31
#269pocket theremin1
#220press-on ribs38
#36pressurized potion of proficiency4
#52pressurized potion of pulchritude2
#141puce paisley oyster egg15
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#847quantum taco1
#283queen cookie1
#488rave whistle1
#171really thick bandage1
#416rewinged stab bat1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#46salinated mint julep42
#102sand dollar234
#184sandwich of the gods16
#598scented massage oil2
#404scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker1
#72silver shotgun shell8
#78sinewy crossbow string2
#253single-serving herbal stuffing1
#122skelelton spine44
#48slimy alveolus38
#31slimy fermented bile bladder797
#33slimy sweetbreads778
#268smoking grass317
#57soggy seed packet36
#203sorority brain7
#185spectre scepter154
#1947spooky eggnog3
#352square CRIMBCOOKIE4
#482steamy ruby1
#249stinky mushroom wine1
#1824stolen accordion1
#818strawberyl2
#450stray chihuahua6
#107superheated fudge43
#728tambourine bells1
#23tangle of rat tails32
#242tawdry amethyst3
#1316teddy bear3
#294teddy borg37
#226thermos of brew2
#118throwing bone10
#188tin cup of mulligan stew6
#463tiny maracas1
#610tofurkey gravy14
#599tofurkey leg14
#111tofurkey nugget2
#2526toothsome rock1
#909tourmalime1
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#226tube of cranberry Go-Goo1
#82unearthed potsherd53
#416unearthly onyx1
#203unstable DNA255
#562unstable laser battery60
#359untamable turtle6
#543unusual disco ball5
#669vanilla-frosted king cake1
#365vinegar108
#171volcanic ash41
#94voodoo snuff15
#115whisker pencil78
#79willyweed38
#2055wind-up chattering teeth1
#814windchimes1
#280world's smallest violin1
#1799yellow paisley oyster egg1

Wow, that's 28,571 items total!

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