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| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
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| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
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| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
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| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
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| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
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| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
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| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
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| #528 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #109 | succulent marrow | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #116 | swamp lolly | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
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| #124 | throwing knife | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
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| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
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| #40 | tonic o' Banderas | 1 |
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| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #96 | turtle-shaped rock | 4 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
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| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
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| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
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| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
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| #59 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 2 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
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| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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