Hard Shells

RankItemQuantity
#2391952 Mickey Mantle card1
#22458-ball1
#274Alice's Army Alchemist1
#230Alice's Army Bowman1
#231Alice's Army Coward1
#773Black No. 21
#55Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum1
#184Duskwalker syringe1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#82Fog Murderer1
#678Gnollish toolbox1
#1867Imp Ale1
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#822Knob mushroom1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#103Mt. McLargeHuge oyster1
#100New Age healing crystal1
#509Oil of Parrrlay1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#255Professor What T-Shirt1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#506Swabbieâ„¢ swab1
#53Swedish massage fish1
#803Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#86The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 11
#15The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 27
#80The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 31
#66The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 41
#83The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 51
#77The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 61
#563Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1
#277Trivial Avocations Card: What?2
#320Trivial Avocations Card: When?1
#273Trivial Avocations Card: Where?2
#274Trivial Avocations Card: Who?2
#756Typical Tavern swill1
#477White Citadel burger1
#430White Citadel fries1
#233Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick1
#194Ye Olde Meade1
#218Ye Olde Medieval Insult1
#279Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher1
#503accidental cider1
#195adder1
#821adder bladder1
#706all-purpose cleaner1
#145ancient calendar fragment1
#265ancient poisoned dart1
#631ant agonist1
#1061anticheese1
#1106asbestos ore1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#2450baconstone1
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#1215baggie of powdered sugar1
#412bark rootbeer1
#2129barrrnacle1
#900baseball1
#1017bat wing1
#1172batgut1
#267bean burrito1
#100big dribbly candle1
#1005big red clown nose1
#589black & tan1
#133black eye shadow1
#669black forest cake1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#964bloody clown pants1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#123blue shell1
#1329bottle of gin1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#1137bowl of cottage cheese1
#1053box1
#230box turtle1
#1268broken skull1
#83browser cookie1
#423bubblin' crude1
#957bubbly potion1
#1095bum cheek1
#129carton of snake milk1
#818catgut1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#419cheap cigar butt1
#108cheerful Crimbo sweater1
#87cheerful antler hat1
#86cheerful pajama pants1
#1063chef's hat1
#664cherry1
#103cigar box turtle6
#798clown shoes1
#816clown skin1
#185clutch of dodecapede eggs1
#104coal dust1
#612cocktail napkin1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#1284coconut shell1
#165colorful toad1
#651communications windchimes1
#864cool whip1
#1243cranberries1
#34daily dungeon malware1
#964dark potion1
#183decomposed boot1
#134delicious swamp muck1
#923demon skin1
#1263dense meat stack1
#482dire fudgesicle1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#1718disco mask1
#1025disease1
#787disintegrating quill pen1
#440divine can of silly string5
#523divine champagne flute2
#428divine cracker2
#503divine noisemaker2
#813drab sonata1
#77dream of a dog1
#1140dry noodles1
#126dueling turtle1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#151eleven-foot pole1
#207enchanted bean burrito1
#734enormous belt buckle1
#98executive mime flask12
#112extra-flat panini1
#1086eyepatch1
#850fancy bath salts1
#327fat loot token4
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#133fine aged cheddarwurst1
#56finger cuffs2
#118fishy fish lasagna1
#958fizzy potion1
#165flavorless gruel1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#99frozen turtle shell1
#1456furry fur1
#90furry green turtle4
#982ghuol ears1
#1350ghuol egg1
#996ghuol guolash1
#387giant cactus quill1
#147giant giant moth dust1
#193giant heirloom grape tomato1
#180giant jar of protein powder1
#119giant spider leg1
#132gibson1
#129gin and tonic1
#89giraffe-necked turtle10
#108glark cable1
#202glass of bourbon1
#896glass of goat's milk1
#101glob of enchanted icing1
#158glob of spoiled mayo1
#200glowing fungus1
#59glowing spore pod1
#846goat cheese1
#825gob of wet hair1
#773grapefruit1
#973grouchy restless spirit1
#156guard turtle shell17
#85gummi turtle21
#2400hamethyst1
#1282handful of hand chalk1
#899handful of sand1
#632handful of sawdust1
#62heart-shaped candy whetstone1
#1194heavy D1
#144hedgeturtle8
#967hill of beans1
#998hot katana blade1
#1287hot wing1
#606huge spoon1
#197hunk of granite1
#252hushed puppy2
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#166imitation White Russian1
#64ingot turtle1
#669inkwell1
#606insanely spicy bean burrito1
#246insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#148irradiated turtle2
#134jagged scrap metal1
#696jar of fermented pickle juice1
#189jumping bean burrito1
#908ketchup hound1
#173killing jar1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#151knobby helmet turtle2
#616leftovers of indeterminate origin1
#1233lemon1
#1007lihc eye1
#897lime1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#930long skinny balloon1
#1453loose teeth1
#167mana curds1
#480margarita1
#666martini1
#983meat paste1
#1042meat stack1
#671mesh cap1
#1204metallic A1
#334milk of magnesium1
#938milky potion1
#128mime army camouflage kit1
#32mime army challenge coin2
#17mime army infiltration glove1
#22mime army insignia (cryonics)1
#25mime army insignia (espionage)1
#24mime army insignia (infantry)1
#24mime army insignia (intelligence)1
#25mime army insignia (morale)1
#16mime army insignia (psychological warfare)1
#38mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)1
#7mime army insignia (sanitation)2
#227mime army rations1
#70mime army shotglass1
#89mime army superserum2
#141mime army wine2
#119mimosette1
#72mocking turtle14
#502monkey wrench1
#155moonberry wine cooler1
#136moose thought1
#115mostly-broken sunglasses1
#328muffled muffuletta1
#811mummy wrapping1
#912murky potion1
#119musk turtle3
#157nega-mushroom10
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#134old bronzer1
#132old eyebrow pencil1
#142old rosewater cream1
#796olive1
#942orange1
#435orange peel hat1
#231orcish hand lotion1
#232orcish nailing lube1
#1171original G1
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#1761pail1
#102paisley spore pod1
#914patchouli incense stick1
#179pec oil1
#140pencil stub1
#290philosopher's scone1
#1146photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#388pie man was not meant to eat1
#705pile of dusty animal bones1
#196pill cup1
#68pillow shell1
#121plain bagel1
#1281plot hole1
#269pocket theremin1
#702pointy mushroom1
#1184pool cue1
#154poppy1
#101powdered gold1
#492powdered organs1
#1592pretty flower4
#127pristine fish scale1
#1166probability potion1
#1187procrastination potion1
#121programmable turtle3
#124pygmy briefs1
#603radio button candy1
#557ram horns1
#515redrum1
#112remaindered axe1
#162ring of Detect Boring Doors1
#2275roll of toilet paper1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#212rusty hedge trimmers1
#102salacious crumbs1
#446sand dollar1
#578savoy truffle1
#681scented massage oil1
#589screwdriver1
#1295scroll of drastic healing1
#30sea chaps1
#65sea cowbell1
#77sea lasso1
#771shingle1
#128short writ of habeas corpus1
#358shot of rotgut1
#686six pack of Mountain Stream1
#1414skeleton bone1
#438skeleton key ring1
#201skeletortoise1
#546slap and tickle1
#422sleeping wereturtle1
#1014smart skull1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#1334soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#798sonar-in-a-biscuit1
#338spaghetti cult mask1
#328spaghetti cult rosary1
#180spicy bean burrito1
#157spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#135spicy jumping bean burrito1
#1159spider web1
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#444spray paint1
#1131squashed frog1
#545stale baguette1
#1001star1
#425stolen office supplies1
#238stolen sushi1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#195stone wool1
#888strawberry1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#531stunt nuts1
#110succulent marrow1
#1224sunken chest1
#1296super-spiky hair gel1
#116swamp lolly1
#831taco shell1
#729tambourine bells1
#603tarrrnish charrrm1
#774tattered scrap of paper1
#603tenderizing hammer1
#438tequila sunrise1
#125throwing knife1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#786tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#38tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare2
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#324tiny plastic golden gundam1
#45tiny plastic mime executive2
#46tiny plastic mime functionary2
#42tiny plastic mime scientist2
#44tiny plastic mime soldier2
#488tip jar1
#891tires1
#1400toast294
#1136tomato1
#39tonic o' Banderas1
#111torquoise1
#126tortoboggan1
#170turtle wax2
#88turtle wax shield1
#97turtle-shaped rock4
#101turtlemail breeches1
#111turtlemail coif1
#113turtlemail hauberk1
#131turtling rod1
#679uncooked chorizo1
#1353untamable turtle1
#648vinegar-soaked lemon slice1
#127vodka and tonic1
#466vodka martini1
#1099wad of dough1
#696wad of tofu1
#61whatsit-covered turtle shell2
#959white chocolate chips1
#1059white snake skin1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1736yeti fur1
#148zmobie1

Wow, that's 802 items total!

what items are this player missing?