Museum :: reinstag

reinstag

Rank	Item	Quantity
#24	"KICK ME" sign	143
#160	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	12
#132	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	96
#124	25-meat staff	1
#214	33398 scroll	100
#35	37x37x37 puzzle cube	246
#105	4-dimensional guitar	25
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#91	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	48
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#37	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	4
#558	A. W. O. L. commendation	8
#248	ASCII shirt	8
#68	Accordion of Jordion	2
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#51	Amulet of Yendor	349
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#66	Angry Farmer candy	3,090
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#99	BOOterfinger	2
#177	BRAINS shorts	7
#345	BRICKO brick	54
#396	BRICKO eye brick	3
#109	BURT	284
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1569	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#287	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
#84	Big Punk	3
#141	Bit O' Ectoplasm	18
#119	BitterSweetTarts	13
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#210	Blood Light	21
#79	Blue Diamond of Honesty	6
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#424	Bone's Farm "wine"	3
#36	Bonestabber	1
#499	Boris's ring	3
#984	Boss Bat britches	13
#59	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	303
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#609	CRIMBCO mug	18
#677	CRIMBCO wine	11
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#96	Claybender glasses	5
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#1557	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#328	Cold Hots candy	20
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#204	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1272	Crimbo fudge	2
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2049	Crimbuck	34
#439	Crown of the Goblin King	56
#860	Daffy Taffy	30
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#915	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#563	Dolphin King's crown	8
#63	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	275
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#570	Drowsy Sword	32
#76	Duskwalker fangs	7
#595	Dyspepsi-Cola	100
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#63	Elvish delight	9
#159	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#71	Flaskfull of Hollow	89
#310	Frosty's frosty mug	5
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#213	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#63	Glo-Pop	2
#94	Gnollish flyswatter	34
#87	Gnollish pie server	21
#132	Gnollish plunger	21
#102	Gnollish slotted spoon	20
#55	Gnollish toolbox	133
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#149	Green Clover of Justice	12
#36	Groll doll	100
#193	Gummi-Gnauga	16
#35	Hairpiece On Fire	7
#421	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	5
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#275	Hollandaise helmet	12
#60	Hot 'n' Scarys	2
#152	Iiti Kitty phone charm	24
#58	Imp Ale	5,709
#999	Iron Beta of Industry	4
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#135	Jarlsberg's earring	10
#84	Jefferson wings	2
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#279	Jolly Roger charrrm	13
#37	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	583
#81	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	2
#79	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	12
#80	Knob Goblin elite helm	90
#90	Knob Goblin elite pants	77
#81	Knob Goblin elite polearm	83
#257	Knob Goblin elite shirt	32
#225	Knob Goblin firecracker	100
#135	Knob Goblin harem pants	46
#138	Knob Goblin harem veil	42
#182	Knob Goblin love potion	92
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#332	Knob Goblin melon baller	5
#60	Knob Goblin pants	283
#57	Knob Goblin scimitar	310
#183	Knob Goblin spatula	97
#68	Knob Goblin tongs	304
#99	Knob Goblin visor	109
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#27	LCD game: Burger Belt	142
#26	LCD game: Food Eater	144
#30	LCD game: Garbage River	138
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#341	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	75
#126	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	92
#63	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	952
#169	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	14
#87	Mer-kin hookspear	7
#79	Mer-kin prayerbeads	5
#89	Mer-kin takebag	6
#100	Mer-kin thingpouch	6
#150	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	16
#58	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2,150
#118	Microplushie: Bropane	112
#105	Microplushie: Dorkonide	41
#99	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	58
#120	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	24
#110	Microplushie: Gothochondria	93
#113	Microplushie: Hippylase	133
#151	Microplushie: Hipsterine	9
#98	Microplushie: Hobomosome	72
#86	Microplushie: Otakulone	176
#121	Microplushie: Raverdrine	75
#102	Microplushie: Sororitrate	112
#235	Milk Studs	9
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#165	Misty Cape	11
#131	Misty Cloak	13
#159	Misty Robe	13
#1332	Mob Penguin cellular phone	7
#112	Mohawk wig	118
#120	Moonds	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#50	Mr. Haggis	96
#219	Mr. Joe's bangles	7
#584	Mr. Mediocrebar	93
#89	Necbro wafers	7
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#850	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#202	Nightstalker perfume	12
#69	Nuclear Blastball	59
#88	Orcish baseball cap	65
#72	Orcish cargo shorts	66
#134	Orcish frat-paddle	33
#40	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#230	Penultimate Fantasy chest	116
#262	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	5
#80	Piddles	40
#133	Pine-Fresh air freshener	28
#47	Pink Heart of Spirit	18
#346	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	6
#304	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	5
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#350	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	4
#244	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	6
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	5
#270	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	8
#356	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#248	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	6
#210	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	10
#197	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	4
#555	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	3
#575	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#263	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	8
#455	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	4
#85	Polka Pop	12
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#110	Ram's Face Lager	600
#59	Red X Shield	3
#1158	Rock Pops	37
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#69	Saturday Night Special	6
#32	Saucepanic	2
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#171	Senior Mints	61
#55	Shrubble Bubble	2
#272	Silver Bullet beer	9
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#88	Snow Queen Crown	93
#76	Space Tourist Phaser	10
#352	Spam Witch sammich	100
#178	Steal This Candy	12
#58	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	3
#200	Sugar Cog	13
#627	Summer Nights	2
#70	Take Eleven Bar	1
#669	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	3
#122	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	709
#31	Telltale™ rubber heart	30
#457	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	5
#262	The Cooler Out of Space	10
#557	The Joy of Wassailing	5
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#56	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	126
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#838	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#672	Thwaitgold spider statuette	3
#1041	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#219	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#193	Tuesday's ruby	13
#183	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	7
#46	VYKEA hex key	5
#126	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#257	Wand of Nagamar	22
#60	Warm Subject gift certificate	4,744
#104	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	4
#55	Whenchamacallit bar	1
#88	Whoompa Fur Pants	6
#603	Wint-O-Fresh mint	17
#510	Yakisoba's hat	3
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#505	Yummy Tummy bean	395
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#88	a butt tuba	20
#266	abandoned candy	2
#104	accord ion	2
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#140	acid-squirting flower	35
#168	acoustic guitarrr	26
#56	actual reality goggles	92
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#47	airblaster gun	144
#67	alarm accordion	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#206	alphabet gum	9
#657	ammonite fossil	5
#207	amulet of extreme plot significance	82
#44	ancient calendar	1
#29	ancient calendar fragment	9
#54	ancient ice cream scoop	31
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#570	annoying pitchfork	4
#185	ant hoe	2
#81	ant pick	6
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#79	antique accordion	3
#273	antique greaves	29
#232	antique helmet	41
#123	antique machete	5
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#933	antique record album	1
#220	antique shield	43
#279	antique spear	29
#94	armgun	54
#57	arrowgram	116
#268	arrrgyle socks	10
#117	asbestos apron	11
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#743	asbestos ore	5
#188	asbestos staff	3
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#183	asparagus knife	58
#388	asshat	3
#230	astronaut pants	39
#146	atomic vector plotter	32
#67	attorney's badge	27
#72	autocalliope	4
#65	awful poetry journal	4,619
#308	baby killer bee	33
#1480	baconstone	4
#157	baconstone bracelet	4
#93	baconstone pendant	4
#122	baconstone ring	2
#1166	badass belt	47
#57	badge of authority	9
#289	bag of W&Ws	6
#67	bag of airline peanuts	323
#105	bag of many confections	2
#294	balaclava	2
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#200	balloon monkey	9
#312	balloon sword	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#300	bananagate	23
#271	bar skin	47
#91	baritone accordion	2
#144	barrrnacle	96
#367	barskin hat	1
#53	basic meat crossbow	5
#55	basic meat staff	4
#58	basic meat sword	6
#209	bat guano	83
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#216	batblade	16
#1035	bath ball gift set	3
#539	battered Crimbo Crate	19
#146	bazookafish bubble gum	24
#140	beach glass bead	53
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#95	beaver spear	1
#133	beer-battered accordion	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#118	bejeweled cufflinks	30
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#37	bellhop's hat	10
#124	big bad voodoo mask	7
#98	big bass drum	22
#155	big red clown nose	61
#234	bite-me-red lipstick	82
#59	black blade	8
#62	black candy heart	236
#79	black cloak	5
#104	black gold	7
#31	black greaves	105
#40	black helmet	99
#100	black kettle drum	15
#60	black label	26
#207	black picnic basket	9
#39	black shield	98
#120	black snake skin	95
#49	black sword	93
#59	black-and-blue light	949
#137	blank diary	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1103	blood flower	3
#85	bloodied surgical dungarees	4
#156	bloody clown pants	52
#58	blue plasma ball	963
#48	bone abacus	33
#118	bone bandoneon	1
#943	bone chips	1
#77	bone flute	50
#197	bone rattle	11
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#385	bottle of Blank-Out	25
#1623	bottle of goofballs	14
#198	bowl of cottage cheese	150
#98	box	181
#258	box of Dweebs	10
#26	box of Familiar Jacks	42
#5011	box of sunshine	7
#99	boxing glove	6
#247	brains casserole	1
#73	breadchucks	4
#230	breath mint	1
#96	brick	326
#101	briefcase	157
#44	broken high-temperature mining drill	12
#276	broken skull	76
#208	broken sword	20
#274	bronze breastplate	5
#40	brown felt tophat	91
#92	brown paper bag mask	7
#109	brown paper pants	2
#497	bubblewrap ore	2
#1067	buckyball	3
#108	buffalo blade	1
#117	bugbear beanie	83
#135	bugbear bungguard	57
#52	bum cheek	402
#87	buoybottoms	12
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1436	can of Binarrrca	3
#1889	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#193	can of Red Minotaur	24
#401	can of maces	2
#300	candied bolts	5
#258	candied kobold	12
#287	candied nuts	5
#308	candy brain	11
#208	candy cane	183
#26	candy cane candygram	1
#470	candy kneecapping stick	5
#666	candy knuckles	4
#1783	candy stake	4
#482	cannonball charrrm	7
#486	canteen of wine	56
#31	cap gun	97
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#143	cardboard katana	4
#129	cardboard wakizashi	27
#25	cartoon harpoon	103
#313	casino pass	10
#324	cement sandals	3
#221	centipede eggs	16
#167	chainsaw chain	4
#120	chaos butterfly	3,600
#67	charming flute	17
#540	cheap elven gloves	8
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#55	cheap studded belt	1,019
#66	cheap sunglasses	12
#47	chef's hat	281
#26	chewable paper	144
#67	chicle de salchicha	1
#322	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#353	chocolate bath ball	2
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#288	chocolate filthy lucre	14
#81	chocolate spurs	8
#189	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	11
#210	chopsticks	25
#229	chrome crossbow	3
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#203	chrome staff	3
#86	clay peace-sign bead	84
#53	clown hammer	373
#126	clown shoes	31
#278	clown skin	25
#35	clown wig	12
#159	clownskin belt	2
#346	club necklace	18
#86	coal shovel	1
#357	cocoa egg	33
#82	coffin lid	23
#301	cog	100
#213	cold ninja mask	18
#39	cold water bottle	39
#53	combat fan	3
#83	compression stocking	27
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#18	confiscated cell phone	268
#19	confiscated comic book	307
#37	confusing LED clock	335
🥉	control crystal	1
#197	cool whip	29
#440	copper ha'penny charrrm	8
#215	corn holder	6
#243	corncob pipe	6
#108	cornuthaum	78
#121	costume sword	7
#29	cotton candy pinch	82
#90	crêepy mask	4
#107	crazy little Turkish delight	300
#433	cream pie	1
#74	creepy doll head	2
#73	creepy voice box	2
#70	crowbar	5
#151	crowbarrr	16
#80	crown-shaped beanie	4
#633	crystalline cheer	2
#443	cup of infinite pencils	2
#98	curmudgel	14
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#41	cute meteoroid	5
#919	cyborg doll	1
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#50	cymbal syrup	265
#143	dead guy's watch	70
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#65	defective skull	331
#214	demon skin	70
#217	denim axe	2
#30	dented harmonica	158
#534	designer handbag	5
#465	diamond necklace	14
#184	diamond-studded cane	44
#88	dilapidated wizard hat	1
#71	dirty hobo gloves	467
#31	dirty rigging rope	20
#309	disassembled clover	290
#1083	disco ball	11
#770	disco mask	22
#292	disembodied smile	1
#344	dishrag	1
#66	disintegrating sheet music	200
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#96	disturbing fanfic	2,566
#200	divine blowout	100
#209	divine noisemaker	100
#1640	doll house	1
#953	dollhive	5
#280	donkey flipbook	3
#286	dope gangsta bling-bling	3
#156	dope wheels	7
#66	double-barreled sling	29
#423	drab sonata	8
#142	draggin' ball hat	74
#297	dreadlock whip	2
#53	dress pants	8
#173	dried face	25
#151	droll monocle	6
#183	drum of pomade	8
#482	drywall axe	27
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#1217	dusty Crimbo crate	3
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#109	dusty animal pelvis	4
#131	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	3
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#205	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	2
#83	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	5
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#189	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	2
#194	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	2
#86	dusty first caudal vertebra	5
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#128	dusty first lumbar vertebra	3
#323	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#99	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	4
#103	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	4
#99	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	4
#192	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	2
#200	dusty left clavicle	2
#180	dusty left eighth rib	2
#115	dusty left eleventh rib	4
#150	dusty left femur	3
#68	dusty left fifth rib	6
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#76	dusty left fourth front claw	5
#82	dusty left fourth rear claw	5
#104	dusty left fourth rib	4
#115	dusty left humerus	4
#190	dusty left kneecap	2
#110	dusty left ninth rib	4
#98	dusty left radius	4
#63	dusty left scapula	6
#144	dusty left second rear claw	3
#137	dusty left second rib	3
#143	dusty left seventh rib	3
#141	dusty left sixth rib	3
#88	dusty left tenth rib	5
#175	dusty left third front claw	2
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#199	dusty left third rib	2
#193	dusty left thumb	2
#112	dusty left tibia	4
#120	dusty left twelfth rib	4
#144	dusty left ulna	3
#93	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	4
#185	dusty right clavicle	2
#105	dusty right eleventh rib	4
#206	dusty right femur	2
#145	dusty right fifth rib	3
#191	dusty right first front claw	2
#53	dusty right first rear claw	7
#141	dusty right first rib	3
#124	dusty right fourth front claw	3
#134	dusty right fourth rear claw	3
#288	dusty right fourth rib	1
#197	dusty right kneecap	2
#191	dusty right ninth rib	2
#84	dusty right radius	5
#138	dusty right scapula	3
#78	dusty right second front claw	5
#140	dusty right second rear claw	3
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#63	dusty right seventh rib	6
#299	dusty right sixth rib	1
#64	dusty right tenth rib	6
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#70	that gum you like	36
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#148	tiny bowler	2
#955	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#617	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	3
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#499	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	4
#359	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	2
#398	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	5
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#758	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	2
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#731	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	2
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#322	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#606	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	3
#750	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	2
#105	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	4
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#6226	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#785	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4021	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#6121	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6148	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#6170	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#3933	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#6160	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#6128	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#81	tiny shaker of salt	20
#132	tip jar	13
#148	tires	68
#150	titanium assault umbrella	89
#1496	toast	259
#110	tommy gun	1
#129	tonic djinn	3
#821	tooth	4
#237	toothbrush	5
#1070	toothsome rock	8
#1238	top	3
#15	topiary noseplugs	1
#750	torn hellseal sinew	1
#366	tourmalime	18
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#632	towel	13
#96	toy accordion	1
#1202	toy crazy train	5
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#1116	toy mercenary	4
#221	toy ray gun	47
#1142	toy space helmet	5
#1821	toy wheel	1
#1036	tree-eating kite	22
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#670	trilobite fossil	4
#88	troll britches	3
#165	tube sock	3
#660	turtle totem	42
#1649	twitching claw	1
#79	ultimate ultimate frisbee	11
#68	unrequired jacket	3
#116	unsanitized scalpel	1
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#1281	unstable laser battery	40
#968	untamable turtle	2
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#99	valuable coin	4
#701	valuable trinket	99
#247	vampire collar	8
#1051	vampire duck-on-a-string	7
#1266	vibrating cyborg knife	6
#66	viking helmet	310
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#143	vorpal blade	70
#267	wad of dough	200
#134	walrus-tusk earring	9
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#245	war tongs	9
#313	warbear accoutrements chunk	4
#161	warbear beeping telegram	8
#217	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#42	warbear drone codes	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#117	warbear exo-arm	2
#313	warbear gyrocopter	2
#252	warbear helm fragment	11
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
#286	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	2
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#76	warbear laser beacon	3
#52	warbear oil pan	4
#117	warbear procedural hilarity drone	10
#193	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	7
#261	warbear trouser fragment	9
#263	warbear whosit	553
#179	water-polo cap	1
#99	whalebone corset	11
#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#222	whisker pencil	38
#210	white candy heart	174
#60	white candygram	14
#55	white collar	45
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#448	white lightning	18
#72	white picket fence	44
#108	white satin pants	49
#164	white satin shield	14
#337	white snake skin	30
#121	white sword	55
#61	whoopie cushion	355
#512	wicker shield	1
#59	wind-up chattering teeth	359
#26	wind-up spider	35
#87	witch wart	1
#228	witty rapier	17
#105	wolf mask	507
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#120	wonderwall shield	13
#188	wooden axe	4
#106	wool hat	24
#134	world's smallest violin	5
#168	worn tophat	12
#74	worst candy	1
#467	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#163	wreath of laurels	4
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#587	wrench bracelet	4
#853	wussiness potion	3
#58	x-ray specs	341
#355	yak skin	1
#118	yak whip	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#238	yellow candy heart	213
#93	yellow candygram	19
#665	yellow gummi ingot	22
#75	yellow snowcone	331
#233	yeti fur	1,037
#289	yo	33
#344	yohohoyo	5

Wow, that's 116,535 items total!

what items are this player missing?