| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #196 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,010 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #318 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #85 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 2 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #90 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #51 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 3 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #88 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #82 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #80 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2777 | Yummy Tummy bean | 3 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #98 | fake hand | 243 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #41 | paperclip | 1,200 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #308 | portable photocopier | 22 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #815 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #988 | tiny plastic angry goat | 18 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |