| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #571 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #196 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,010 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #86 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #91 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #51 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 3 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #89 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #83 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #841 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #81 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #924 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1090 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2774 | Yummy Tummy bean | 3 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #779 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #98 | fake hand | 243 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #41 | paperclip | 1,200 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #305 | portable photocopier | 22 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #821 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #992 | tiny plastic angry goat | 18 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2889 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #1917 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |