| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #47 | Newbiesport™ tent | 241 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #28 | ballast turtle | 38 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #23 | briefcase | 992 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #952 | dollhive | 5 |
| #425 | extra-greasy slider | 4 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #317 | ghost trap | 2 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #7 | grinning turtle | 49 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #13 | sleeping wereturtle | 53 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #10 | syncopated turtle | 39 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |