| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #273 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #229 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #223 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #155 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #247 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #211 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #261 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #160 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #254 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #266 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #172 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #250 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #390 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #48 | Newbiesport™ tent | 241 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #28 | ballast turtle | 38 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #23 | briefcase | 992 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #953 | dollhive | 5 |
| #429 | extra-greasy slider | 4 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #317 | ghost trap | 2 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #7 | grinning turtle | 49 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #335 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #15 | sleeping wereturtle | 53 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #10 | syncopated turtle | 39 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |