| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #273 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #351 | Microplushie: Bropane | 30 |
| #235 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 17 |
| #296 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 17 |
| #362 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 6 |
| #313 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 27 |
| #313 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 40 |
| #434 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #293 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 21 |
| #265 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 57 |
| #287 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 27 |
| #414 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 20 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 3 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #434 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #101 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 16 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #211 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 9 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #424 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 9 |
| #1738 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 182 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #265 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #56 | delicious star salad | 2 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #10 | exclusive club | 3 |
| #409 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
| #697 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
| #462 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 15 |
| #546 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 13 |
| #33 | sinister-looking cat | 72 |
| #1379 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #215 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 164 |
| #878 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 53 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1086 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 45 |
| #400 | stuffed Meat | 114 |
| #1195 | stuffed angry cow | 42 |
| #1139 | stuffed astral badger | 45 |
| #927 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 54 |
| #922 | stuffed cocoabo | 51 |
| #142 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 60 |
| #919 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 54 |
| #940 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 52 |
| #1043 | stuffed hand turkey | 48 |
| #898 | stuffed key | 55 |
| #183 | stuffed martini | 54 |
| #1048 | stuffed mind flayer | 49 |
| #271 | stuffed mink | 146 |
| #303 | stuffed monocle | 137 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1261 | stuffed scary death orb | 41 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #856 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 56 |
| #1003 | stuffed snowy owl | 48 |
| #1061 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 48 |
| #1135 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 44 |
| #326 | stuffed teddy butler | 131 |
| #373 | stuffed tin of caviar | 117 |
| #1658 | stuffed treasure chest | 15 |
| #882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 56 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #48 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #54 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 2 |
| #327 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 2 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #48 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |