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| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
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| #1303 | Angry Farmer candy | 16 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #439 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #184 | Baja sopapilla | 5 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #119 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #752 | Cloaca-Cola | 30 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #308 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 5 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #112 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 60 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #19 | Inner Strength | 10 |
| #32 | Inner Truth | 6 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #427 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 8 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #169 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 74 |
| #297 | Misty Cape | 3 |
| #258 | Misty Cloak | 4 |
| #211 | Misty Robe | 7 |
| #188 | Monstar energy beverage | 49 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1713 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 3 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #71 | antique nutcracker figurine | 5 |
| #447 | baconstone | 18 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1109 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #211 | beavermouth | 9 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #846 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #108 | blue money bag | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #165 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #271 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 2 |
| #744 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #857 | candy brain | 1 |
| #886 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 11 |
| #150 | cold wad | 22 |
| #21 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #111 | distilled fortified wine | 21 |
| #243 | dollar-sign bag | 2 |
| #51 | dream of a dog | 2 |
| #323 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #283 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #208 | eldritch effluvium | 103 |
| #236 | executive mime flask | 3 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #65 | flan del mar | 8 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #388 | fuzzy busby | 6 |
| #280 | fuzzy earmuffs | 8 |
| #418 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #722 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #77 | glass of bourbon | 8 |
| #78 | gummi turtle | 25 |
| #229 | hamethyst | 33 |
| #2055 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #219 | hot wad | 21 |
| #29 | hushed puppy | 7 |
| #808 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #796 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1004 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #264 | muffled muffuletta | 2 |
| #173 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #52 | oldcake | 5 |
| #71 | peppermint eel sauce | 203 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #798 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #814 | pile of candy | 4 |
| #888 | pretty flower | 34 |
| #155 | primitive candy cane | 3 |
| #721 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #100 | red money bag | 10 |
| #980 | roll of toilet paper | 48 |
| #190 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #158 | sleaze wad | 22 |
| #328 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #184 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #111 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #300 | spooky wad | 4 |
| #116 | swamp lolly | 1 |
| #884 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #211 | that gum you like | 3 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 2 |
| #29 | tiny plastic Krampus | 3 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 2 |
| #43 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 2 |
| #40 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 2 |
| #160 | topiary nugglet | 7 |
| #89 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #277 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #482 | twinkly wad | 146 |
| #42 | unfinished fruitcake | 5 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1443 | useless powder | 10 |
| #94 | white money bag | 4 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #118 | wind-up navigation droid | 2 |
| #129 | wind-up owl | 2 |
| #132 | wind-up vampire teeth | 2 |