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| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #213 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 2 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #1303 | Angry Farmer candy | 16 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #183 | Baja sopapilla | 5 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #120 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #93 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #751 | Cloaca-Cola | 30 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #302 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 5 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #112 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 60 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #20 | Inner Strength | 10 |
| #33 | Inner Truth | 6 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #425 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 8 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #167 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 74 |
| #293 | Misty Cape | 3 |
| #255 | Misty Cloak | 4 |
| #210 | Misty Robe | 7 |
| #188 | Monstar energy beverage | 49 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2524 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1715 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 3 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #71 | antique nutcracker figurine | 5 |
| #443 | baconstone | 18 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1111 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #210 | beavermouth | 9 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #845 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #108 | blue money bag | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #265 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 2 |
| #740 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #886 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 11 |
| #150 | cold wad | 22 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #111 | distilled fortified wine | 21 |
| #241 | dollar-sign bag | 2 |
| #49 | dream of a dog | 2 |
| #321 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #279 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #208 | eldritch effluvium | 103 |
| #235 | executive mime flask | 3 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #65 | flan del mar | 8 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #389 | fuzzy busby | 6 |
| #281 | fuzzy earmuffs | 8 |
| #419 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #719 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #77 | glass of bourbon | 8 |
| #80 | gummi turtle | 25 |
| #227 | hamethyst | 33 |
| #2051 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #219 | hot wad | 21 |
| #29 | hushed puppy | 7 |
| #809 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #795 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #263 | muffled muffuletta | 2 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #51 | oldcake | 5 |
| #71 | peppermint eel sauce | 203 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #799 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #817 | pile of candy | 4 |
| #883 | pretty flower | 34 |
| #154 | primitive candy cane | 3 |
| #719 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #100 | red money bag | 10 |
| #979 | roll of toilet paper | 48 |
| #188 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #158 | sleaze wad | 22 |
| #319 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #186 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #114 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #300 | spooky wad | 4 |
| #116 | swamp lolly | 1 |
| #886 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #209 | that gum you like | 3 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 2 |
| #29 | tiny plastic Krampus | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 2 |
| #45 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 2 |
| #40 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 2 |
| #156 | topiary nugglet | 7 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #480 | twinkly wad | 146 |
| #41 | unfinished fruitcake | 5 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1444 | useless powder | 10 |
| #94 | white money bag | 4 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #115 | wind-up navigation droid | 2 |
| #130 | wind-up owl | 2 |
| #133 | wind-up vampire teeth | 2 |