#350 | "DRINK ME" potion | 30 |
#169 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 5 |
#120 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 24 |
#297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#113 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 10 |
#73 | Alice's Army Bowman | 10 |
#75 | Alice's Army Cleric | 10 |
#70 | Alice's Army Coward | 10 |
#151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
#105 | Alice's Army Guard | 10 |
#106 | Alice's Army Halberder | 10 |
#75 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 10 |
#73 | Alice's Army Horseman | 10 |
#70 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 10 |
#108 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 10 |
#58 | Alice's Army Martyr | 5 |
#109 | Alice's Army Ninja | 10 |
#113 | Alice's Army Nurse | 10 |
#103 | Alice's Army Page | 10 |
#107 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 10 |
#70 | Alice's Army Sniper | 4 |
#108 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 10 |
#109 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 10 |
#107 | Alice's Army Wallman | 10 |
#785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
#1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
#126 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
#214 | BRAINS shorts | 5 |
#431 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 4 |
#442 | Blood Light | 5 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#471 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 2 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
#1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
#1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
#2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
#184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
#1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
#817 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
#676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
#224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
#176 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 2 |
#260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
#460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
#217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
#1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
#85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
#417 | FDKOL commendation | 579 |
#306 | FDKOL hotcakes | 10 |
#786 | Go-Wassail | 10 |
#105 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
#89 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
#601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
#541 | Jack-in-the-box | 10 |
#42 | Jerks' Health™ Magazine | 1 |
#1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#108 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
#107 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
#108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
#24 | Lazybones™ recliner | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
#198 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 10 |
#977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
#835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
#887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
#746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
#980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
#995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
#576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
#914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
#1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
#948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
#957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
#230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
#105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
#245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
#298 | Nightstalker perfume | 5 |
#366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
#385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
#377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
#324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
#312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
#316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
#127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
#197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
#589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
#808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
#796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
#563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
#774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
#893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
#578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
#898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
#897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
#863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
#885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
#1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
#946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
#68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
#5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
#301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
#143 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 8 |
#226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
#226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
#270 | Wolfman Nardz | 5 |
#6543 | badass belt | 2 |
#198 | bag of QWOP | 2 |
#1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
#406 | bite-me-red lipstick | 25 |
#312 | bone chips | 50 |
#179 | borrowed time | 1 |
#680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
#385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
#41 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
#89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
#43 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 1 |
#153 | can of V-11 | 3 |
#28 | candy carrot cake | 2 |
#89 | charged magnet | 1 |
#938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
#1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
#568 | colorful plastic ball | 5 |
#716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
#879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
#1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
#1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
#348 | corrupted data | 38 |
#234 | cursed scrunchie | 4 |
#1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
#704 | doll house | 6 |
#877 | dollhive | 6 |
#655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
#336 | drum of pomade | 2 |
#542 | dusty Crimbo crate | 20 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#68 | expensive champagne | 1 |
#741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
#179 | extremely skinny jeans | 5 |
#137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
#122 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
#102 | floaty pebbles | 4 |
#248 | floaty sand | 79 |
#771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
#310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
#662 | fossilized spike | 2 |
#677 | fossilized torso | 2 |
#699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
#606 | frozen banquet | 2 |
#378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
#561 | fudgecule | 1,205 |
#54 | ghost beer | 14 |
#208 | ghost protocol | 3 |
#391 | ghostly body paint | 7 |
#1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
#1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
#172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
#211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
#381 | green gummi ingot | 80 |
#981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
#156 | hamlet sandwich | 28 |
#4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
#81 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
#10 | homemade robot | 3 |
#581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
#569 | java cookie | 1 |
#704 | jerky coins | 16 |
#77 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
#178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
#141 | live lobster | 5 |
#161 | magnetic sculpture kit | 4 |
#51 | mulled berry wine | 1 |
#562 | mummy costume | 10 |
#386 | necrotizing body spray | 14 |
#860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#15 | pecan pie | 6 |
#434 | penguin focaccia bread | 31 |
#248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
#115 | petit fortran | 5 |
#397 | petrified wood | 20 |
#330 | phish stick | 3 |
#91 | pile of useless robot parts | 14 |
#637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
#484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
#479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
#483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
#502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
#488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
#493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
#494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
#492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
#512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
#498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
#118 | popular tart | 1 |
#393 | press-on ribs | 12 |
#594 | pumpkinhead mask | 10 |
#647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
#1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
#93 | seared dino steak | 1 |
#71 | silver keg | 1 |
#64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
#806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
#1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
#275 | sorority brain | 4 |
#818 | spectral pickle | 8 |
#449 | spooky bark | 26 |
#343 | spooky sap | 25 |
#1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#407 | squirming egg sac | 24 |
#672 | stained mattress | 1 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#643 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 20 |
#155 | sugar sheet | 50 |
#205 | throwing bone | 5 |
#164 | time's arrow | 1 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
#1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
#3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
#2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
#1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
#1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
#220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
#2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
#100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
#281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
#2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
#2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
#1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
#1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
#1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
#169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
#2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
#1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
#3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
#214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
#1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
#2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
#1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
#3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
#2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
#2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
#171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
#3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
#1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
#2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
#301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
#105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
#4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
#4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
#3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
#243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
#3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
#2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
#3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
#1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
#2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
#1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
#1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
#1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
#3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
#1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
#2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
#3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
#1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
#1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
#1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
#3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
#2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
#263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
#2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
#3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
#2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
#3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
#99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
#1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
#1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
#3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
#3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
#2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
#3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
#3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
#2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
#3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
#2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
#4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
#1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
#3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
#2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
#4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
#1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
#1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
#2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
#1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
#2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
#1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
#878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
#4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
#2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
#2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
#839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
#100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
#3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
#3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
#1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
#3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
#4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
#3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
#4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
#955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
#312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
#2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
#191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
#178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
#2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
#1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
#2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
#257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
#164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
#40 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 6 |
#45 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 2 |
#167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
#280 | whisker pencil | 27 |
#71 | witch's bread | 1 |
#104 | wok lobster | 1 |
#589 | wolfman mask | 10 |
#463 | wumpus hair | 1 |