BiohAZArdMan

RankItemQuantity
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#164Alice's Army Alchemist4
#173Alice's Army Bowman2
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#173Alice's Army Coward2
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#136Alice's Army Guard6
#180Alice's Army Halberder3
#212Alice's Army Hammerman1
#145Alice's Army Horseman3
#116Alice's Army Lanceman5
#152Alice's Army Mad Bomber5
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#204Alice's Army Ninja2
#155Alice's Army Nurse5
#159Alice's Army Page4
#148Alice's Army Shieldmaiden5
#109Alice's Army Sniper2
#161Alice's Army Spearsman4
#144Alice's Army Swordsman5
#161Alice's Army Wallman4
#441BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt2
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#203BGE merchandise order form21
#241BGE pocket calendar3
#1310BGE shotglass5
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#224BGE tiny plastic toy5
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1033CRIMBCO mug8
#314CRIMBCO scrip1,020
#2128CRIMBCOIDS mints2
#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#1366Crimbo peppermint bark1
#1297Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
🥇Great S-Cape1
🥇Gummi-DNA9,584
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
#6Junior Adventurer's merit badge1
🥇Superhero Reboots1
#848Time Juice7
#114Tome of Clip Art1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#121battered Crimbo Crate126
#81big slimy cyst3
#296bottle of Blank-Out40
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#736can of CRIMBCOLA5
#110candy cornucopia1
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#52extra-potent gremlin mutagen11
#124fancy ball mask1
#5gasmask2
#91globe of Deep Sauce2
🥉gremlin mutagen352
#626holiday cheese log2
#71infant sandworm1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#59medium slimy cyst3
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#93portable photocopier64
#4radium-flavored potato chips5,618
#228raffle prize box1
🥉refrigerated biohazard container25
🥇space trooper helmet1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#139tiny plastic strand of DNA6
#265unstable DNA199
#51vinyl shield1
🥇webbed comic mask1

Wow, that's 17,227 items total!

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