JohnPatrickMCP

RankItemQuantity
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#67A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes12
#274Alice's Army Alchemist1
#230Alice's Army Bowman1
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#231Alice's Army Coward1
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#59Alice's Army Foil Guard1
#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#61Alice's Army Foil Ninja1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#259Alice's Army Guard1
#248Alice's Army Halberder1
#212Alice's Army Hammerman1
#227Alice's Army Horseman1
#225Alice's Army Lanceman1
#262Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#255Alice's Army Ninja1
#258Alice's Army Nurse1
#259Alice's Army Page1
#267Alice's Army Shieldmaiden1
#173Alice's Army Sniper1
#251Alice's Army Spearsman1
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#257Alice's Army Wallman1
#419Amulet of Yendor52
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#170BGE merchandise order form26
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#104Clan VIP Lounge invitation1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#48Feynman gate253
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#125MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech75
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#696Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip2
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#583Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking2
#589Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan2
#414Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap5
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#706Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu2
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#467Pokëmann figurine: Twitter4
#688Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite2
#699Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth2
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#773St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket6
#772Tales of a Kansas Toymaker2
#396The Art of Slapfighting2
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#752Thwaitgold woollybear statuette2
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#749ancient unspeakable fruitcake8
#195antique 8-Bit Power magazine9
#116antique bottle opener9
#251antique painting of a landscape3
#139antique pair of blue jeans6
#74antique souvenir drawing10
#769aspirin1
#183astronaut pants48
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#519bag of airline peanuts57
#497bat-shaped Crimboween cookie4
#314beertini6
#1064bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#874black candy heart1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1298blood flower2
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
🥈blue ribbon1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#437blue-frosted astral cupcake2
#462bone chips27
#2708brick1
#546bunch of bananas5
#2875candied yams1
#4784candy cane1
#447candy stake13
#44capacitor relay255
#51carbon nanotube frame319
#1660cheap toaster1
#396clown hammer75
#1056computronic processing unit1
🥉control crystal1
#262crystallized memory1
#664cymbal syrup1
#262deck of tropical cards2
#535defective skull39
#385deluxe fax machine1
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
#656duck-on-a-string3
#4232easter egg balloon2
#88evil googly eye56
#430evil teddy bear32
#298explosion-flavored chewing gum95
#79fairy-worn boots1
#396fake fake vomit81
#1791fake hand1
#470fancy but probably evil chocolate12
#1830fancy chocolate2
#790fancy dress ball13
#1747felt3
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#407fire14
#151floaty gravel1
#275floaty pebbles2
#90floaty rock1
#366foie gras2
#428frilly shirt1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#596gingerbread horror10
#2190googly eye2
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#918green beer10
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#736herb brownies10
#294hideous egg12
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#186homeopathic healing powder1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#916iGoogly11
#275ice stein1
#198incredibly creepy marionette15
#46ion grid347
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#1047jazz soap17
#330joybuzzer91
#411killer rag doll7
#948kite7
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#774length of string14
#1435loaded serum blowgun2
#46logic synthesizer306
#458mad scientist's sock monkey7
#423magical ice cube with a fly in it71
#520marionette3
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#729mood ring1
#73mysterious chest1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#1890oyster basket1
#592pet rock13
#682pet rock "Groucho" disguise32
#1022pet rock "Snooty" disguise19
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#681pirate shirt1
#299portable corkscrew22
#2221possessed top1
#226prehistoric spear17
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#531rag doll4
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1431[2108]rock1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#363rubber emo roe88
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#439skull-shaped Crimboween cookie4
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#713sock monkey3
#155soggy wofl t-shirt2
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#707spooky eggnog8
#1094spooky felt7
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1892spooky length of string1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#1325spooky wooden block3
#1029stick1
#520stick-on-a-string8
#95stringy sinew94
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#2120stuffing2
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#1586teddy bear2
🥇time sleigh1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4841tiny plastic angry goat3
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#4853tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4797tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#4864tiny plastic stab bat3
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1404tooth1
#477toothsome rock21
#902top5
#482toy crazy train19
#173toy jet pack48
#1116toy mercenary4
#138toy ray gun75
#1190toy soldier1
#126toy space helmet74
#650toy train3
#1821toy wheel1
#542tree-eating kite61
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#553vampire duck-on-a-string17
#317wheel11
#418whoopie cushion77
#254wind-up chattering teeth117
#932wooden block2
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#521x-ray specs37
#478yellow snowcone70
#311yo31
#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 3,819 items total!

what items are this player missing?