Museum :: TaPol

TaPol

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#61	1,970 carat gold	21
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#164	1952 Mickey Mantle card	8
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#36	Aerheads	1
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#173	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#170	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#214	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#190	BACON	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#57	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#30	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	6
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#186	Beach Buck	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#50	Bettie page	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#157	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#113	Boss Drops	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#36	Boxing Day Pass	10
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#57	Bustle Hustler	1
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#212	CSA cheerfulness ration	2
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#25	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#821	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#1237	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#1272	Crimbo fudge	2
#1261	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#205	Dust bunny	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#126	Enchanted Plunger	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#38	Fabiotion	1
#15	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#38	Finnish Fish	1
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#167	FunFunds™	1
#178	GOTO	1
#20	Gabarbar	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#89	Gathered Meat-Clip	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#14	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#53	Golden Light	1
#60	Good 'n' Quiet	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#36	Guzzlrbuck	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#39	Hide-rox™ cookie	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#50	Hodgman's porkpie hat	2
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#119	Iceberglar scarf	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#28	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#717	Iron Beta of Industry	8
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#42	Jungle Juice	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#200	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#51	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	1
#61	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#32	Kudzu salad	1
#108	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#107	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#19	Law of Averages	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#383	Let Me Be!	4
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#62	Lolsipop	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#12	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	3
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#86	Mansquito's blood	1
#48	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#193	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#13	Mer-kin eyedrops	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#55	Mer-kin saltsquid	1
#73	Meteorite-Ade	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#91	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
#287	Milk Studs	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#24	Mountain Stream gastrique	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#42	Mr. Burnsger	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#57	Mysterious Black Box	54
#49	Mysterious Blue Box	71
#50	Mysterious Green Box	70
#51	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
#45	Mysterious Red Box	72
#158	ND	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#46	Neverending Party guest pass	1
#100	New Age healing crystal	1
#59	New Age hurting crystal	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#39	Newark	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#428	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	14
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#61	O	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#664	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#92	PB&BP	1
#80	PB&J with the crusts cut off	1
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#114	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	31
#160	Pain Dip	1
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
🥇	Party Planning on a Budget	1
#60	Party-in-a-Can™	1
#31	Pastaco shell	1
#22	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#196	Piddles	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#10	Pocket Professor memory chip	1
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#4	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	464
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#67	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#58	Prunets	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#84	Purple Beast energy drink	1
#52	R'lyeh	1
#97	Rad Lib	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#140	Red Army camouflage kit	1
#80	Red X Shield	1
#107	Redeye™ Eyedrops	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#86	SMOOCH soda	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#112	Sacramento wine	1
#305	Safari Jack's moustache	5
#16	Salsa Libre	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#43	Saucepanic	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#29	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#81	Serenity trading card	2
#37	Shielding Potion	1
#230	Shivering Chèvre	1
#69	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
#68	Shrubble Bubble	1
#17	Silly Little Love Song	2
#178	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#138	Smart Bone Dust	1
#24	Smuggler's Punch	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#57	Special Seasoning	1
#24	Special™ Sauce	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#81	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
#80	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
#65	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
#243	Strix stix	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#38	Swedish massage fish	2
#325	Swizzler	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#41	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1
#22	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#777	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#93	Tales of Spelunking	1
#44	Tapioc berry	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#237	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#29	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	2
#47	The Lost Comb	1
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#13	The Plumber's mushroom stew	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#15	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	2
#56	Third Base	1
#77	This Charming Flan	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#76	Thriller Ice	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#352	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#135	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	2
#228	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	10
#713	Thwaitgold slug statuette	2
#1950	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#290	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#54	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
#50	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#118	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1
#6	Universal Seasoning	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#104	Volcoino	1
#237	WA	1
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#165	Wax Flask	1
#238	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#187	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#33	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
#54	Xiblaxian alloy	1
#251	Yakisoba's hat	6
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#220	Z-Bone steak	1
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#212	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	6
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#74	abstraction: action	1
#68	abstraction: category	1
#55	abstraction: certainty	1
#56	abstraction: motion	1
#68	abstraction: perception	1
#72	abstraction: purpose	1
#76	abstraction: thought	1
#101	acceptable bagel	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#121	actual tapas	1
#195	adder	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#675	adorable seal larva	4
#54	agnolotti arboli	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#52	alabaster bishop	1
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#586	white collar	1
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#830	wind-up meatcar	1
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#164	wind-up owl	1
#166	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#815	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#1130	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#87	witch wart	1
#567	witty rapier	1
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#462	wumpus hair	1
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#63	yellow seashell	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
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#606	yohohoyo	1
#67	zombie	1
#185	zombie hollandaise	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 5,509 items total!

what items are this player missing?