Museum :: nordmert

nordmert

Rank	Item	Quantity
#626	1-ball	6
#687	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	5
#1050	2-ball	2
#675	3-ball	5
#255	30669 scroll	40
#370	33398 scroll	49
#110	334 scroll	73
#405	4-ball	11
#141	4-d camera	1
#439	5-ball	10
#696	6-ball	5
#262	64067 scroll	1
#273	668 scroll	3
#322	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	9
#1116	7-ball	2
#376	8-ball	72
#198	9-ball	6
#303	ASCII shirt	6
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#205	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#205	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#207	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#37	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	7
#391	BRICKO brick	13
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#191	Black No. 2	48
#53	Blue Diamond of Honesty	9
#594	Bonerdagon necklace	19
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#900	Boss Bat britches	15
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#133	Cherry Cloaca Cola	13
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#761	Cold Hots candy	4
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#909	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#3210	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#701	Drowsy Sword	24
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#1594	Dyspepsi-Cola	8
#370	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
#355	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#227	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	14
#285	Elfin shortbread	3
#271	Ent cider	35
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#521	FDKOL commendation	194
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#299	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	32
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#87	Frat Army FGF	95
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#396	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#267	Gnollish flyswatter	11
#238	Gnollish pie server	8
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#233	Gnollish slotted spoon	9
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#239	Hollandaise helmet	19
#249	Iiti Kitty phone charm	11
#934	Jack-in-the-box	3
#119	Jarlsberg's key lime	4
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#291	Jolly Roger charrrm	12
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
#113	Knob Goblin Uberpants	6
#131	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	4
#160	Knob Goblin elite helm	38
#116	Knob Goblin elite pants	51
#130	Knob Goblin elite polearm	44
#592	Knob Goblin elite shirt	6
#128	Knob Goblin firecracker	199
#195	Knob Goblin harem pants	27
#144	Knob Goblin harem veil	41
#381	Knob Goblin love potion	29
#234	Knob Goblin melon baller	10
#179	Knob Goblin pants	95
#458	Knob Goblin perfume	5
#190	Knob Goblin scimitar	86
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#172	Knob Goblin spatula	104
#401	Knob Goblin steroids	19
#263	Knob Goblin tongs	65
#491	Knob Goblin visor	8
#136	Knob nuts	5
#443	Knob sausage	5
#702	Knoll mushroom	6
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#1050	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	24
#434	Lucky Surprise Egg	9
#416	M-242	18
#714	Mad Train wine	84
#325	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	5
#148	Meat maid body	1
#30	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	5
#359	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	13
#222	Meleegra™ pills	47
#469	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	75
#441	Mohawk wig	15
#90	Monstar energy beverage	146
#266	Mountain Stream soda	103
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#192	Nardz energy beverage	3
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#302	Newbiesport™ tent	7
#152	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	9
#178	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	8
#152	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	9
#82	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	11
#157	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	5
#67	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	14
#124	Oil of Parrrlay	27
#464	Orcish baseball cap	5
#383	Orcish cargo shorts	6
#405	Orcish frat-paddle	5
#159	Orcish meat locker	3
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#112	Pine-Fresh air freshener	33
#116	Polysniff Perfume	4
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#527	Red Rover BB gun	4
#113	Regular Cloaca Cola	13
#283	SPF 451 lip balm	8
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#26	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	4
#555	Senior Mints	8
#263	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#502	Spooky Surprise Egg	18
#138	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	7
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#383	Supernova Champagne	9
#139	Swabbie™ swab	34
#34	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	3
#152	T.U.R.D.S. Key	3
#461	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	23
#436	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	26
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#432	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	27
#864	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	33
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#174	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	26
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#1950	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#110	Tiger-lily's milk	22
#1026	Time Juice	6
#149	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	39
#173	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	17
#179	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	13
#168	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	17
#172	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	14
#358	Trollhouse cookies	103
#273	Tuesday's ruby	8
#194	Typical Tavern swill	40
#267	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	11
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#356	White Citadel burger	3
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#278	a butt tuba	2
#116	abominable blubber	10
#333	abominable snowcone	43
#330	accidental cider	3
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#584	acoustic guitarrr	4
#737	ammonite fossil	4
#852	amulet of extreme plot significance	7
#152	ancient Magi-Wipes	68
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#370	ancient spice	4
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#322	ancient vinyl coin purse	10
#88	annoying pitchfork	26
#327	ant agonist	7
#350	anti-anti-antidote	5
#1061	anticheese	1
#505	antique greaves	8
#520	antique helmet	7
#296	antique packet of ketchup	4
#556	antique shield	6
#564	antique spear	6
#203	armgun	14
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#176	asbestos apron	7
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#228	asbestos ore	32
#478	asbestos sword	1
#438	asparagus knife	12
#707	awful poetry journal	77
#1326	baby killer bee	3
#2226	badass belt	23
#147	badge of authority	1
#270	bag of Cheat-Os	37
#664	balloon monkey	2
#150	ballroom blintz	48
#251	banana supersucker	1
#601	bananagate	7
#380	barbed-wire fence	11
#109	bark rootbeer	6
#573	barrrnacle	26
#179	baseball	42
#155	bat guano	119
#135	bat wing	150
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#431	batblade	5
#213	batgut	168
#304	beach glass bead	13
#282	beanbag chair	1
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#566	belemnite fossil	6
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#382	big boom	1
#766	bit of clingfilm	5
#245	bit-o-cactus	16
#510	black eyedrops	1
#112	black greaves	31
#90	black helmet	39
#289	black kettle drum	2
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#163	black pepper	17
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#139	black pudding	25
#133	black shield	25
#209	black snake skin	39
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#142	black sword	27
#892	blackberry	1
#43	blackberry combat boots	12
#192	blue pixel	453
#487	blue plastic oyster egg	10
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#207	bone flute	7
#368	booty chest charrrm	13
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#859	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
#70	bowl of Bounty-Os	2
#206	bowl of cottage cheese	135
#64	bowl of lucky charms	13
#491	box	17
#4217	box of sunshine	12
#570	boxed wine	23
#99	boxing glove	6
#246	brains casserole	1
#701	brine	24
#574	broken cellular phone	2
#423	broken skull	39
#309	bronze breastplate	4
#213	bronzed locust	11
#186	brown sugar cane	30
#224	bubblewrap ore	10
#349	bubbly potion	33
#132	bucket of honey	21
#228	bugbear beanie	32
#159	bugbear bungguard	45
#268	bullet-proof corduroys	15
#573	bum cheek	12
#539	bunny liver	7
#233	buoybottoms	3
#185	calavera concertina	1
#1325	can of Binarrrca	4
#184	can of Red Minotaur	25
#421	can of spinach	5
#142	can of sterno	2
#1977	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#1964	candied yams	3
#1326	candy stake	5
#352	cannonball charrrm	14
#74	carbonated soy milk	134
#180	cardboard ore	12
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#147	caret	1
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#277	carob chunks	21
#335	cast	61
#198	cat appendix	25
#208	catgut	48
#315	cheap cigar butt	4
#529	cheap toaster	4
#369	chef's hat	23
#111	chloroform rag	45
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#182	chrome ore	38
#259	chunk of rock salt	10
#264	clay peace-sign bead	15
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#117	cocktail napkin	68
#169	cocoa eggshell fragment	520
#376	coconut shell	117
#351	coffin lid	3
#357	cog	83
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#384	communications windchimes	11
#239	concentrated magicalness pill	9
#233	cool whip	20
#420	copper ha'penny charrrm	9
#489	cornuthaum	6
#228	cranberries	140
#163	creepy ginger ale	2
#114	crowbar	2
#231	curmudgel	4
#185	dance card	12
#327	decorative fountain	17
#148	dehydrated caviar	56
#175	delectable catalyst	1
#338	demon skin	28
#271	dented harmonica	5
#276	deodorant	10
#119	depantsing bomb	53
#142	desiccated apricot	86
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#516	diamond-studded cane	8
#597	didgeridooka	1
#621	dill	64
#212	dire fudgesicle	8
#631	dirty hobo gloves	13
#943	disco ball	16
#878	disco mask	16
#236	disease	66
#267	disintegrating quill pen	29
#538	distilled fortified wine	4
#716	disturbing fanfic	85
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#102	double-barreled sling	12
#202	drab sonata	28
#526	draggin' ball hat	8
#134	dragon snaps	16
#213	dried face	18
#222	drum machine	26
#511	drywall axe	25
#363	dwarf bread	11
#237	dwarvish magazine	5
#124	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	9
#97	eXtreme mittens	59
#144	eXtreme scarf	29
#928	easter egg balloon	27
#390	effervescent potion	28
#2833	eggnog	1
#73	electrical thingamabob	251
#172	elephant stinger	2
#210	elven medi-pack	1
#264	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	50
#333	empty meat tank	9
#165	enchanted barbell	13
#77	enchanted bean	94
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#313	enchanted toothpick	4
#204	enormous belt buckle	18
#266	enormous hoop earring	4
#247	evil golden arch	44
#156	expensive cigar	1
#290	extra-strength strongness elixir	4
#531	eye of newt	11
#96	eye of the Tiger-lily	10
#255	eye-pod	2
#186	eyepatch	56
#353	f3d0r4	20
#388	facsimile dictionary	28
#109	fairy gravy boat	10
#761	fake blood	1
#258	fancy bath salts	59
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#721	fancy opera glasses	3
#1747	felt	3
#298	filthy corduroys	25
#293	filthy knitted dread sack	25
#1490	filthy lucre	8
#222	filthy pestle	12
#252	fine wine	27
#297	fish-liver oil	34
#393	fizzy potion	29
#465	flaming crutch	10
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#328	flaming talons	21
#327	flaregun	39
#364	flat dough	3
#165	flavorless gruel	1
#158	flimsy clipboard	9
#419	frigid ninja stars	76
#243	frilly skirt	18
#139	frozen Mob Penguin	16
#727	frozen feather	2
#302	frozen nunchaku	10
#148	fruit bowl	2
#380	fudge bunny	1
#1125	fudgecule	37
#137	funky dried mushroom	97
#53	furniture dolly	65
#481	furry fur	115
#981	fuzzy dice	6
#446	ga-ga radio	3
#667	garish pinky ring	4
#99	gas balloon	123
#463	ghost cucumber	97
#222	ghuol ears	87
#293	ghuol egg	71
#461	ghuol egg quiche	2
#195	ghuol guolash	55
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#722	giant discarded bottlecap	6
#1169	giant discarded plastic fork	6
#343	giant discarded torn-up glove	13
#241	giant marshmallow	1
#409	giant moxie weed	5
#424	giant needle	82
#690	giant pinky ring	21
#94	gin-soaked blotter paper	10
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#206	glass of goat's milk	68
#216	glittery mascara	3
#45	glowing fungus	13
#200	glowing red eye	100
#202	gnatwing	32
#736	gnauga hide	1
#243	gnoll lips	16
#373	gnoll teeth	10
#340	goat beard	15
#185	goatskin umbrella	9
#271	gob of wet hair	68
#277	gold lamé pants	2
#2190	googly eye	2
#457	goth kid t-shirt	8
#46	gr8ps	216
#76	grass whistle	1
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#393	grave robbing shovel	2
#756	green gummi ingot	12
#200	green pixel	346
#101	green smoke bomb	30
#379	gremlin juice	4
#560	grouchy restless spirit	10
#159	grumpy old man charrrm	25
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#192	grungy bandana	5
#157	guard turtle collar	5
#171	guard turtle shell	15
#230	guitar pick	17
#78	half-baked potion	54
#135	half-sized guitar	8
#1046	hamethyst	7
#1608	handful of confetti	23
#144	handful of drink tickets	2
#302	handful of hand chalk	108
#244	handful of moss	18
#212	handful of sand	99
#151	handful of sawdust	59
#232	handsomeness potion	9
#647	happiness	1
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#1070	heart necklace	7
#1210	heart of the volcano	3
#439	heavy D	115
#322	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#909	helmet turtle	23
#434	hemp string	16
#92	henna face paint	23
#1294	herbal stuffing	5
#148	hipposkin poncho	1
#103	hippy bongo	16
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#141	honey stick	2
#264	honey-dipped locust	10
#355	hot katana blade	39
#129	hot plate	23
#395	hot wing	138
#260	huge spoon	7
#83	hypodermic needle	15
#275	icy katana hilt	13
#140	incredible pizza	1
#111	infernal fife	19
#303	infernal insoles	10
#252	inkwell	20
#98	interesting-looking twig	99
#138	irate sombrero	18
#356	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	19
#543	jug-o-magicalness	1
#208	jumbo olive	11
#181	jungle drum	3
#192	ketchup hound	43
#21	kitty sheet music	1
#543	kneecapping stick	22
#67	knob bugle	28
#897	kumquartz	1
#839	lavender paisley oyster egg	4
#736	lead necklace	7
#238	leather chaps	13
#338	leather mask	13
#195	leathery bat skin	45
#276	leathery cat skin	33
#379	leathery rat skin	5
#292	lemon	180
#63	lemon meringue pie	39
#256	leotarrrd	8
#544	licorice root	3
#319	lihc eye	57
#244	lihc face	25
#354	lime	29
#152	lime supersucker	3
#313	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	23
#411	line	110
#301	linoleum crossbow	2
#273	linoleum ore	20
#437	linoleum staff	1
#222	linoleum sword	4
#240	lion oil	3
#88	little round pebble	7
#301	lollipop stick	199
#283	long skinny balloon	31
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#276	loose teeth	220
#111	lost key	14
#285	lowercase N	54
#1371	lucky rabbit's foot	3
#127	lump of diamond	32
#164	magic whistle	15
#332	magical ice cubes	140
#427	magical mystery juice	11
#226	magilaser blastercannon	12
#320	maiden wig	7
#836	maple syrup	1
#348	margarita	3
#316	mariachi G-string	9
#238	mariachi hat	19
#471	mariachi pants	31
#342	marshmallow	67
#422	marzipan skull	24
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#162	meat engine	15
#312	meat from yesterday	6
#365	meat vortex	102
#599	megatofu	2
#161	mesh cap	23
#276	metallic A	165
#361	milky potion	30
#318	mime soul fragment	9
#314	mind flayer corpse	42
#124	miner's helmet	30
#109	miner's pants	32
#51	mint-condition magic wand	1
#212	mojo filter	6
#100	molotov cocktail cocktail	80
#373	molten brick	7
#126	monkey wrench	18
#292	mother's little helper	11
#214	mummy wrapping	103
#408	murky potion	23
#177	necklace chain	19
#430	ninja hot pants	6
#489	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#908	obsidian dagger	19
#286	ocarina of space	6
#529	ocean motion	1
#876	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
#902	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1228	old sweatpants	24
#151	olive	140
#122	onion shurikens	9
#434	orange	28
#725	orange and black Crimboween candy	2
#435	orange peel hat	1
#200	orcish hand lotion	2
#225	orcish rubber	1
#486	original G	93
#190	out-of-tune biwa	1
#81	oven mitts	7
#70	overcookie	21
#146	overpriced "imported" beer	1
#328	oversized pipe	12
#403	oversized pizza cutter	13
#275	ovoid leather thing	7
#1352	oyster basket	2
#46	pack of chewing gum	15
#554	pail	19
#207	palm frond	44
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#110	panty raider camouflage	18
#851	papaya	3
#703	pasta spoon	22
#299	patchouli incense stick	75
#388	peanut brittle shield	7
#127	pear supersucker	4
#608	pearidot	6
#467	penguin skin	100
#435	petit 4.1	3
#283	phat turquoise bead	24
#115	philosopher's scone	23
#874	phonics down	14
#420	photoprotoneutron torpedo	61
#489	pickle-flavored chewing gum	13
#312	piercing post	6
#322	pile of candy	26
#170	pile of dusty animal bones	56
#182	pirate pelvis	18
#477	pitchfork	2
#162	pixel pants	1
#1498	pixellated candy heart	3
#196	plastic guitar	11
#178	plastic ingot	37
#460	plot hole	180
#188	pocket theremin	3
#226	pointed stick	4
#575	pointy mushroom	2
#295	pool cue	22
#172	pool torpedo	4
#157	popsicle stick	11
#154	poultrygeist	5
#438	powdered candy sushi set	4
#1432	pretty flower	6
#460	probability potion	77
#453	procrastination potion	91
#135	prosthetic forehead	11
#26	psychedelic bubble wand	1
#1287	puce paisley oyster egg	2
#1173	puce polka-dot oyster egg	3
#85	purple pixel pie	20
#150	pygmy blowgun	15
#251	pygmy nose-bone	3
#151	pygmy pygment	14
#279	pygmy spear	1
#335	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	3
#287	ram horns	10
#250	ram stick	11
#186	rat appendix	73
#457	rat appendix kabob	1
#189	ratgut	28
#264	rave whistle	12
#697	ravioli hat	21
#195	razor-sharp can lid	107
#572	really dense meat stack	11
#237	red ale	4
#752	red gummi ingot	12
#1082	red paisley oyster egg	3
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#649	red-and-green sweater	1
#283	redrum	5
#160	reflection of a map	3
#260	reinforced beaded headband	16
#292	reodorant	29
#73	resolution: be happier	28
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#457	ridiculously huge sword	20
#404	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	4
#438	ring of aggravate monster	14
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#654	roasted marshmallow	30
#454	rockin' wagon	1
#301	rocky raccoon	41
#670	roll of toilet paper	103
#297	round purple sunglasses	15
#342	royal jelly	29
#2766	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#374	rubber axe	2
#266	ruby W	63
#197	rum and cola	11
#148	rum barrel charrrm	11
#197	rusty grave robbing shovel	23
#121	rusty hedge trimmers	6
#213	rusty metal ring	2
#324	rusty metal shaft	1
#422	sabre teeth	14
#256	safarrri hat	8
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#946	saucepan	20
#598	scented massage oil	2
#377	screwdriver	3
#559	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
#808	seal-clubbing club	20
#462	seal-skull helmet	19
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#216	shingle	38
#985	shiny ring	22
#94	shiny stones	132
#136	silver salt-shaker	1
#294	silver tongue charrrm	20
#68	sinewy crossbow string	3
#117	sk8board	18
#259	skeleton bone	204
#943	skeleton key	1
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#300	skewer	26
#939	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#146	sleazy fairy gravy	1
#383	small leather glove	2
#191	smart skull	105
#472	smoking grass	3
#72	smoking talon	1
#415	smoky potion	26
#235	smut orc keepsake box	1
#880	snake	3
#378	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	21
#171	snowboarder pants	22
#840	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	46
#135	soggy used band-aid	5
#1165	solid gold bowling ball	10
#546	solid gold pegleg	3
#159	sonar-in-a-biscuit	104
#2494	spade necklace	2
#338	spaghetti cult mask	1
#293	spaghetti cult rosary	2
#180	spangly mariachi pants	3
#214	spangly mariachi vest	1
#202	spangly sombrero	2
#430	sparkler	13
#858	spectral pickle	7
#1249	spectre scepter	23
#374	spiced rum	1
#630	spider web	29
#147	spiked femur	32
#56	sponge cake	16
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#217	spooky shrunken head	45
#206	spooky stick	56
#707	spring	11
#454	sprocket	45
#1131	squashed frog	1
#373	stale baguette	3
#252	stalk of asparagus	37
#330	star crossbow	2
#422	star hat	2
#175	star key lime	1
#170	star starfish	2
#482	steamy ruby	1
#647	stinky mushroom	2
#888	stolen accordion	20
#299	stolen office supplies	6
#324	stone baseball cap	1
#375	stone of eXtreme power	26
#54	stone wool	54
#127	strawberry supersucker	4
#594	strawberyl	7
#2006	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	12
#1908	stuffed Cheshire bitten	26
#2731	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	17
#1799	stuffed Meat	16
#2433	stuffed angry cow	20
#2883	stuffed astral badger	16
#2829	stuffed baby gravy fairy	17
#7693	stuffed cocoabo	2
#3262	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	14
#2564	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	19
#2486	stuffed hand turkey	20
#1283	stuffed key	28
#3197	stuffed mind flayer	14
#2194	stuffed mink	9
#2234	stuffed monocle	9
#2481	stuffed scary death orb	20
#989	stuffed shoulder parrot	21
#3050	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	15
#2298	stuffed snowy owl	21
#2362	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	21
#2777	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	17
#1801	stuffed teddy butler	16
#2236	stuffed tin of caviar	9
#1403	stuffed treasure chest	23
#2942	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	16
#177	stunt nuts	25
#183	stylish swimsuit	8
#165	styrofoam ore	13
#500	sucky decal	3
#282	sunken chest	56
#217	suntan lotion of moxiousness	36
#272	super-spiky hair gel	340
#626	support cummerbund	9
#157	swashbuckling pants	33
#631	sweet mochi ball	7
#432	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#261	swirly potion	56
#133	t8r tots	88
#274	taco shell	38
#259	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	30
#257	tambourine bells	24
#190	tap shoes	10
#177	targeting chip	4
#227	tarrrnish charrrm	11
#391	tasty tart	3
#220	tattered scrap of paper	26
#501	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
#518	ten-leaf clover	19
#168	tenderizing hammer	10
#438	tequila sunrise	1
#63	tequila with training wheels	27
#244	terrible poem	3
#489	thin black candle	246
#132	third-hand nunchaku	3
#86	tighty whiteys	2
#124	time halo	1
#1337	tiny house	12
#312	tiny maracas	2
#868	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	4
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1111	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	2
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#882	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#943	tiny plastic Father McGruber	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#759	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	5
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#740	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	5
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#969	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#573	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	4
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#761	tiny plastic angry space marine	5
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#675	tiny plastic batbugbear	6
#742	tiny plastic bee swarm	5
#962	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
#1121	tiny plastic beebee queue	2
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1109	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	2
#1110	tiny plastic blazing bat	2
#598	tiny plastic bugaboo	7
#963	tiny plastic buzzerker	3
#953	tiny plastic cavebugbear	3
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#1132	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	2
#2889	tiny plastic levitating potato	6
#741	tiny plastic moneybee	5
#973	tiny plastic mumblebee	3
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#696	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	3
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#13	tiny prop sword	1
#490	tiny shaker of salt	5
#148	tip jar	11
#436	tires	13
#455	titanium assault umbrella	15
#1959	toast	110
#1239	tofurkey gravy	6
#934	tofurkey leg	9
#123	tomb ratchet	10
#394	toothbrush	1
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#660	tourmalime	5
#938	towel	7
#828	trilobite fossil	2
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#195	true grit	14
#97	tube of dread wax	67
#442	tube sock	1
#639	turtle totem	46
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#229	unidentified jerky	65
#1353	untamable turtle	1
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#472	valuable trinket	170
#668	vampire collar	1
#266	vampire pearl	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#203	viking helmet	81
#466	vodka martini	1
#141	volleyball	1
#368	vorpal blade	13
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#131	warbear blizzard mead	3
#148	warbear feasting mead	3
#164	warbear gyro	1
#138	watered-down Red Minotaur	6
#99	whalebone corset	11
#358	whiskey and cola	5
#109	whiskey and soda	11
#48	white belt	1
#383	white chocolate chips	23
#146	white collar	12
#98	white picket fence	35
#375	white satin pants	8
#219	white satin shield	10
#406	white snake skin	22
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#297	white sword	14
#385	windchimes	14
#338	wine-soaked bone chips	2
#233	witty rapier	16
#470	wolf mask	32
#196	wonderwall shield	6
#636	wooden stakes	2
#180	wool hat	11
#168	worn tophat	12
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#176	yak anorak	1
#748	yellow gummi ingot	12
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#701	yeti fur	91
#281	yohohoyo	8

Wow, that's 20,597 items total!

what items are this player missing?