| #23 | Überraschthexengebräu | 43 |
| #582 | "DRINK ME" potion | 2 |
| #18 | "KICK ME" sign | 171 |
| #79 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 4 |
| #237 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #25 | "honey" dipper | 1 |
| #90 | 11-leaf clover | 5 |
| #213 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 2 |
| #195 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 2 |
| #102 | 4-d camera | 2 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #47 | 8-billed baseball cap | 2 |
| #25 | A muse-bouche | 48 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #23 | ASCII fu manchu | 64 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #20 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 51 |
| #99 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #55 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #181 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 3 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Coward | 2 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #73 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #35 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 2 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #35 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 2 |
| #206 | Alice's Army Guard | 2 |
| #206 | Alice's Army Halberder | 2 |
| #213 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #172 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 2 |
| #189 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 3 |
| #106 | Alice's Army Martyr | 2 |
| #205 | Alice's Army Ninja | 2 |
| #206 | Alice's Army Nurse | 2 |
| #205 | Alice's Army Page | 2 |
| #183 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 3 |
| #110 | Alice's Army Sniper | 2 |
| #179 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 3 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Wallman | 2 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #122 | Ambitious Turkey | 2 |
| #11 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 14 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #24 | Ancient Protector Soda | 29 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #537 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #56 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 2 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #566 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #4 | BOOtonniere | 10 |
| #308 | BRICKO eye brick | 26 |
| #70 | BRICKO reactor | 5 |
| #31 | BRICKO stud | 53 |
| #19 | BUBBLE GUM | 52 |
| #356 | BURT | 68 |
| #50 | Baja sopapilla | 9 |
| #534 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #11 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 100 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1570 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #613 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #187 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 3 |
| #39 | Batfellow comic | 5 |
| #197 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #16 | Beach Buck | 833 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #58 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #42 | Bloody Nora | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #15 | Bonestabber | 3 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #104 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 10 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #2264 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #47 | Boss Drops | 21 |
| #136 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #74 | Boxing Day Pass | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #75 | Brandonian footlocker key | 16 |
| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #42 | Bustle Hustler | 3 |
| #191 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #993 | CRIMBCO mug | 9 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #92 | CSA all-purpose soap | 26 |
| #24 | CSA fire-starting kit | 812 |
| #83 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #42 | Candy Alexander | 3 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #19 | Charity's choker | 53 |
| #123 | Cheer-Up soda | 4 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #30 | Chester's moustache | 3 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #88 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #52 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| #16 | Chroner | 4,791 |
| #37 | Churchill | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #11 | Clan hot dog stand | 1 |
| #45 | Clara's bell | 17 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #47 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 200 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #157 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1873 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #6 | Coinspiracy | 11,127 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #417 | Cold Hots candy | 12 |
| #348 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 2 |
| #37 | Comet Pop | 13 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #331 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #138 | Corpse Island iced tea | 37 |
| #110 | Cosmic Calorie | 194 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #14 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 105 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 54 |
| #40 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #299 | Crimbo Credit | 21 |
| #58 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 42 |
| #560 | Crimbo candied pecan | 18 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #76 | Crimbo crystal shards | 3 |
| #99 | Crimbo dinner | 5 |
| #176 | Crimbo food scraps | 6 |
| #588 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #328 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| #15 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 17 |
| #238 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #177 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #308 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 2 |
| #108 | Crimbosmopolitan | 5 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 3 |
| #156 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 28 |
| #19 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 38 |
| #321 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 2 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 41 |
| 🥈 | Crimbuck | 40,000 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #16 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 1 |
| #196 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #18 | DUFRESNE Suds | 335 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #72 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #12 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #30 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 24 |
| #610 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #27 | Dinsey food-cone | 2 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #29 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| 🥉 | Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic | 7,601 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #27 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #5 | Drapes-You-Regally | 2 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #268 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 2 |
| #4 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 69 |
| #10 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 2 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #6 | Driplet | 99 |
| #633 | Drowsy Sword | 28 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #8 | Drunkula's silky pants | 3 |
| #28 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Dust bunny | 236 |
| #28 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 55 |
| #51 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #59 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #152 | El Vibrato power sphere | 9 |
| #42 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 5 |
| #83 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 8 |
| #125 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 5 |
| #128 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 3 |
| #34 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 8 |
| #56 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 7 |
| #41 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 8 |
| #80 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 13 |
| #113 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 9 |
| #25 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 16 |
| #41 | El Vibrato restraints | 15 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #109 | Elf Army machine parts | 16 |
| #477 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 3 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #99 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #203 | Elf Guard MPC | 579 |
| #54 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 4 |
| #83 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #101 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 3 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #14 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 42 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #16 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 74 |
| #7 | Enchanted Plunger | 197 |
| #530 | FDKOL commendation | 164 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #138 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 1 |
| #134 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 2 |
| #17 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 386 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #31 | Fitspiration™ poster | 86 |
| #31 | Five Second Energy™ | 2 |
| #23 | Flag by the Foot™ | 1 |
| #16 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 2,696 |
| #10 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 13 |
| #53 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #108 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 2 |
| 🥈 | Freddy Kruegerand | 12,345 |
| #50 | French bronilla brogurt | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #113 | Friendliness Beverage | 84 |
| #69 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #65 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #11 | Frosty's frosty mug | 246 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #26 | Fu Manchu Wax | 53 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #23 | Fun-Guy spore | 31 |
| #12 | FunFunds™ | 8,228 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #175 | Game Grid ticket | 28 |
| #126 | Game Grid token | 30 |
| #65 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 93 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #17 | Gearhead Goo | 80 |
| #14 | Gets-You-Drunk | 9 |
| #89 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #8 | Glenn's golden dice | 15 |
| #17 | Gnollish Crossdress | 70 |
| #52 | Gnollish sangria | 1 |
| #846 | Go-Wassail | 7 |
| #8 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 2 |
| #47 | Good 'n' Quiet | 3 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #528 | Goodfella contract | 30 |
| #43 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 18 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #96 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 2 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #68 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #6 | Great Wolf's headband | 3 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #298 | Green Clover of Justice | 7 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #25 | Groll doll | 177 |
| #524 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #24 | Handsome Devil | 5 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #197 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #46 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #93 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #19 | Hodgman's blanket | 69 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #165 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #146 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #13 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 3 |
| #50 | Holiday Fun! | 59 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #170 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #37 | Hundred Headed IPA | 9 |
| #11 | Hunger™ Sauce | 15 |
| #64 | Ice Island Long Tea | 2 |
| #26 | Iceberglar scarf | 47 |
| #26 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 352 |
| #9 | Illuminati earpiece | 173 |
| #227 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #82 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #620 | Instant Karma | 7 |
| #84 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 2 |
| #55 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #26 | Island Hurricane | 1 |
| #24 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 57 |
| #106 | Jack-in-the-box | 47 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | January's Garbage Tote | 1 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| #19 | Jerks' Health™ Magazine | 10 |
| #882 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #59 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #88 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #29 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 111 |
| #422 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 38 |
| #857 | Knob Goblin love potion | 3 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #87 | Knob pasty | 7 |
| #77 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 20 |
| #22 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 58 |
| #22 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 19 |
| #40 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 6 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase | 1 |
| #20 | Kudzu slaw | 61 |
| #6 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 13,102 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #16 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 242 |
| #16 | LCD game: Food Eater | 277 |
| #16 | LCD game: Garbage River | 263 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #54 | LIDAR candle | 50 |
| #34 | LOLmec statuette | 2 |
| #11 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 13 |
| 🥈 | LOV Elephant | 1,611 |
| #21 | LOV Emotionizer | 6 |
| #41 | LOV Enamorang | 3 |
| #14 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #23 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 27 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #15 | Lavalos's shell | 6 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #20 | Leonard's glasses | 65 |
| 🥇 | Letter from Carrie Bradshaw | 523 |
| #26 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 80 |
| #77 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 4 |
| #43 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #1577 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #34 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1,496 |
| #26 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #27 | Mansquito's blood | 44 |
| #126 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #96 | Mark of the Ghost | 2 |
| #60 | Mark of the Skeleton | 5 |
| #68 | Mark of the Vampire | 4 |
| #127 | Mark of the Zombie | 1 |
| #139 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 125 |
| #20 | Martialest Arts trophy | 5 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #23 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 2 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #12 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #8 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 2 |
| #32 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 202 |
| #491 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 2 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #57 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 191 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #119 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 17 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #89 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #148 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 2 |
| #11 | Mer-kin rollpin | 2 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #66 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 15 |
| #38 | Meteorite-Ade | 24 |
| #492 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 7 |
| #54 | Microplushie: Bropane | 178 |
| #48 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 71 |
| #44 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 92 |
| #69 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 36 |
| #42 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 166 |
| #49 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 224 |
| #34 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 31 |
| #38 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 124 |
| #46 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 251 |
| #50 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 126 |
| #45 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 184 |
| #35 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 181 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #91 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #7 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 186 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #50 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #57 | Mortimer's nostrum | 9 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 18 |
| #42 | Mr. Haggis | 102 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #48 | My First Art of War | 17 |
| #142 | Mysterious Black Box | 3 |
| #150 | Mysterious Blue Box | 2 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #39 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 2 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #523 | NPZR chemistry set | 3 |
| #30 | Neverending Party favor | 42 |
| #31 | New Age hurting crystal | 30 |
| #39 | Newark | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #25 | Northern pemmican | 21 |
| #33 | O | 12 |
| #76 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 7 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #12 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 217 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #17 | Oppossum | 1 |
| #873 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #23 | Osk'r Chow | 40 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #50 | Outer Wolf™ cologne | 2 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #32 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 181 |
| #41 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 451 |
| #72 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 2 |
| #568 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #26 | Party-in-a-Can™ | 6 |
| #58 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 3 |
| #20 | Pener's drumstick | 5 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #44 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #40 | Phil Collins | 1 |
| #21 | Phlegethon | 2 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #14 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| #33 | Pneumo bar | 3 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #14 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 56 |
| #16 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 30 |
| #45 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 10 |
| #15 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 36 |
| #18 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 35 |
| #22 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 29 |
| #14 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 55 |
| #17 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 21 |
| #20 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 29 |
| #14 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 60 |
| #11 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 23 |
| #12 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 64 |
| #16 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 60 |
| #11 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 65 |
| #17 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 55 |
| #79 | Polka Pop | 13 |
| #333 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #201 | Professor What T-Shirt | 2 |
| #6 | Professor of Spelunkology | 1 |
| #44 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #33 | Purple Beast energy drink | 162 |
| #36 | R'lyeh | 3 |
| #56 | Racisto Ruidoso | 8 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #42 | Red Army camouflage kit | 42 |
| #34 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #39 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #65 | Red Roger's reliquary | 13 |
| 🥇 | Red Roger's skull | 1 |
| #58 | Red Rover BB gun | 57 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #20 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 82 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #16 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 64 |
| #22 | Rubee™ | 2,950 |
| #103 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 3 |
| #21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #6 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 2 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| #73 | Sacramento wine | 8 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #15 | Sasq™ watch | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #102 | Saturday Night Special | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #33 | Scent of a Human™ candle | 2 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #22 | Scuba Snack | 38 |
| #160 | Senior Mints | 72 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #83 | Shivering Chèvre | 54 |
| #80 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 15 |
| #42 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 3 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #43 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 58 |
| #88 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #394 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #29 | Smart Bone Dust | 43 |
| #154 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #42 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #63 | Source essence | 30 |
| #43 | Source terminal file: substats.enh | 2 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #23 | Spacegate Research | 2,304 |
| #37 | Spant eggs | 2 |
| #87 | Spirit of Christmas | 50 |
| #66 | Spirit of Easter | 50 |
| #72 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 50 |
| #80 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 50 |
| #84 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 50 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #44 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 4 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #73 | Stephen's secret formula | 2 |
| #9 | Stone Golem pebbles | 934 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #56 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 4 |
| #53 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #44 | Swedish coffee | 2 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #198 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #21 | TRIO cup of beer | 8 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #56 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 114 |
| #100 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #61 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #27 | The Author's inkwell | 39 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #12 | The Bomb | 63 |
| 🥇 | The Cocktail Shaker | 1 |
| #527 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #9 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 196 |
| #20 | The Emperor's new cookie | 11 |
| #68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #36 | The Emperor's new pants | 2 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #21 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #46 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Kloop in the Coop | 1 |
| #61 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #36 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #14 | The Sword in the Steak | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #29 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 218 |
| #57 | Third Base | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #21 | Thriller Ice | 6 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1817 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #132 | Trainbot circuitry | 7 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #110 | Trainbot linkages | 10 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #127 | Trainbot optics | 8 |
| #122 | Trainbot plating | 8 |
| #28 | Trainbot radar monocle | 3 |
| #115 | Trainbot servomotors | 10 |
| #151 | Trainbot slag | 14 |
| #133 | Trainbot tubing | 6 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #33 | Turtle Bowl | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #36 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 2 |
| #48 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 13 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #76 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 6 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA blood rune | 1 |
| #26 | VYKEA bracket | 100 |
| #32 | VYKEA dowel | 400 |
| #36 | VYKEA frenzy rune | 1 |
| #57 | VYKEA hex key | 2 |
| #24 | VYKEA instructions | 30 |
| #25 | VYKEA lightning rune | 2 |
| #23 | VYKEA plank | 200 |
| #18 | VYKEA rail | 328 |
| #39 | VYKEA woadpaint | 53 |
| #1344 | Valentine | 9 |
| #10 | Velvet Veil | 36 |
| #78 | Vial of jus de larmes | 2 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #22 | Volcoino | 200 |
| #17 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 588 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #847 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 8 |
| #8 | Warms-Your-Tush | 2 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #78 | Wax Flask | 7 |
| #208 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 3 |
| #35 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 54 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #22 | Winifred's whistle | 1 |
| #137 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 154 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #40 | X | 4 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #161 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 3 |
| #89 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 250 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #269 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #660 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #26 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | abandoned candy | 28,293 |
| #31 | accidental mutton | 2 |
| #32 | actual reality goggles | 163 |
| #39 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #31 | airblaster gun | 201 |
| #31 | alien animal goo | 10 |
| #25 | alien autoautopsy kit | 69 |
| #138 | alien drugs | 18 |
| #20 | alien hologram projector | 51 |
| #28 | alien meat | 35 |
| #18 | alien plant goo | 19 |
| #202 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #23 | alpine watercolor set | 1 |
| #816 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #13 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 4 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #79 | angry inch | 1 |
| #140 | angst burger | 1 |
| #23 | ankleweights | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #877 | anticheese | 2 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #24 | antique nutcracker figurine | 15 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker hat | 2 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker pants | 2 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #15 | antique spyglass | 5 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #17 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #370 | around the world | 3 |
| #175 | arrowgram | 5 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #45 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 94 |
| #112 | asbestos crossbow string | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #55 | asbestos thermos | 6 |
| #29 | assassin's cheese knife | 40 |
| #51 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #27 | autumn dollar | 7 |
| #12 | autumnal aegis | 1 |
| #16 | autumnic balm | 1 |
| #13 | autumnic bomb | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #11 | backwoods banjo | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| 🥇 | bag of bones | 381 |
| #29 | bag of foreign bribes | 15 |
| #162 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #28 | bag of random words | 39 |
| #32 | bag of unfinished business | 2 |
| #17 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 59 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #25 | ballpark hot daub | 7 |
| #19 | baloney rotgut | 51 |
| #94 | balsa plank | 1 |
| #11 | balsam barrel | 1 |
| #52 | banana | 196 |
| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #19 | banana peel | 227 |
| #65 | banjo kazoo mount | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #183 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #42 | barnacled barrel | 20 |
| #18 | barrel beryl | 20 |
| #7 | barrel cracker | 182 |
| #63 | barrel gun | 2 |
| #9 | barrel pickle | 180 |
| #28 | barrelhead | 2 |
| 🥈 | basaltamander buckler | 2 |
| #26 | batarang | 47 |
| #506 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #124 | battered hubcap | 4 |
| #15 | battery (9-Volt) | 10 |
| #13 | battery (car) | 42 |
| #16 | battery (lantern) | 5 |
| #24 | battery-powered drill | 4 |
| #32 | bauxite beret | 14 |
| #29 | bauxite bow-tie | 14 |
| #34 | bauxite boxers | 11 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #199 | beavermouth | 10 |
| #23 | beery blood | 200 |
| #27 | beholed bedsheet | 18 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #22 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| #286 | big boom | 3 |
| #19 | big dribbly candle | 28 |
| #29 | big glob of skin | 8 |
| #348 | big rock | 2 |
| #36 | big tun | 200 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #74 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #42 | black Crimbo ball | 506 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #162 | black eyedrops | 5 |
| #139 | black facepaint | 2 |
| #50 | black friar's tonsure | 66 |
| #148 | black gold | 3 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #50 | black magic powder | 74 |
| #21 | black mana | 75 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #41 | black slime glob | 2 |
| #92 | black spot | 9 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #76 | black tear | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #30 | black-and-blue light | 1,650 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #80 | blank prescription sheet | 2 |
| #199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #81 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 187 |
| #35 | blob of acid | 101 |
| #1104 | blood flower | 3 |
| #75 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #41 | blood-red mushroom wine | 2 |
| #94 | blowdart | 3 |
| #12 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #576 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #44 | blue grass | 44 |
| #13 | blue mana | 403 |
| #60 | blue oyster badge | 48 |
| #32 | blue plasma ball | 1,480 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #194 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 7 |
| #29 | boiling broth | 2 |
| #14 | bomb of unknown origin | 1 |
| #157 | bone aperitif | 3 |
| #365 | bone chips | 40 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #18 | booby trap | 56 |
| #139 | book of matches | 3 |
| #38 | booze bindle | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #35 | borrowed time | 40 |
| #16 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 15 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #28 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 4 |
| #17 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 7 |
| #13 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 8 |
| #63 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #28 | bottle of Professor Beer | 5 |
| #12 | bottle of Race Car Red | 7 |
| #31 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 3 |
| #28 | bottle of Red-Out | 51 |
| #203 | bottle of antifreeze | 5 |
| #16 | bottle of dark rhum | 2 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #1170 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #76 | bottle of lighter fluid | 1 |
| #288 | bottle of pirate juice | 3 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1438 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #892 | bottle of whiskey | 12 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #20 | bottoms of the barrel | 6 |
| #152 | boulder | 15 |
| #89 | bowl of Jeal-O | 70 |
| #65 | bowl of eyeballs | 2 |
| #63 | bowl of maggots | 1 |
| #45 | bowl of mernudo | 95 |
| #71 | bowl of mummy guts | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #42 | bowl of topioca | 1 |
| #173 | bowling ball | 3 |
| #27 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #44 | box of hammers | 3 |
| #589 | box of sunshine | 553 |
| #67 | boxed gumball machine | 2 |
| #18 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 7 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #73 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #5 | bran muffin | 1 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #182 | brass gear | 5 |
| #46 | bread line | 8 |
| #39 | bread man | 7 |
| #159 | bread pie | 1 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #1304 | brick | 17 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #10 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 1 |
| #132 | brigand brittle | 52 |
| #209 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #41 | brocolate brogurt | 1 |
| #41 | broken clock | 2 |
| #57 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 4 |
| #433 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #21 | bronze polish | 48 |
| #124 | brown paper bag mask | 2 |
| #110 | brown paper pants | 2 |
| #84 | browser cookie | 1 |
| #79 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 8 |
| #20 | bubblegum heart | 319 |
| #18 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 73 |
| #304 | bubblin' crude | 22 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #27 | bucket of fish juice | 111 |
| #7 | buffalo dime | 141 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #21 | bugbear purification pill | 51 |
| #23 | bull blubber | 60 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #27 | bundle of firewood | 1 |
| #292 | bunny liver | 25 |
| #43 | burning newspaper | 2 |
| #16 | burnt stick | 2 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #45 | button rouge | 49 |
| #52 | cabooze | 10 |
| #7 | camouflage T-shirt | 5 |
| #15 | campfire baked potato | 1 |
| #18 | campfire beans | 1 |
| #25 | campfire coffee | 1 |
| #23 | campfire hot dog | 1 |
| #19 | campfire s'more | 1 |
| #17 | campfire smoke | 1 |
| #16 | campfire stew | 1 |
| #41 | can of Adultwitch™ | 2 |
| #92 | can of Binarrrca | 111 |
| #35 | can of Brütalbräu | 3 |
| #53 | can of Drooling Monk | 2 |
| #42 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 4 |
| #79 | can of V-11 | 6 |
| #31 | can of black paint | 19 |
| #34 | can of cherry-flavored sterno | 1 |
| #26 | can of drain cleaner | 42 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #30 | can-you-dig-it? | 7 |
| #34 | candied almond | 2 |
| #53 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #34 | candied kobold | 188 |
| #64 | candied lime | 2 |
| #457 | candy brain | 6 |
| #69 | candy cane | 604 |
| #13 | candy carrot | 7 |
| #15 | candy carrot cake | 6 |
| #41 | candy dress shoes | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #119 | candy harmonica | 5 |
| #39 | candy mountain oyster | 2 |
| #40 | candy necktie | 2 |
| #59 | candy rations | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #15 | candy stick | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #62 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #607 | canteen of wine | 42 |
| #18 | cap gun | 180 |
| #21 | captured boozles | 54 |
| #84 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #22 | carton of gaspers | 42 |
| #192 | carton of rotten eggs | 10 |
| #46 | cashew | 2 |
| #389 | casino pass | 7 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #183 | cement sandals | 5 |
| #8 | censored can label | 163 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #123 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #77 | charisma potion | 4 |
| #105 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #21 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 53 |
| #51 | cheap studded belt | 1,103 |
| #102 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #87 | cheap wind-up clock | 14 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #122 | cheer-o-gram | 4 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #21 | chest barrel | 4 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #19 | chewable paper | 231 |
| #68 | chicle de salchicha | 1 |
| #18 | child-sized dracula cloak | 44 |
| #92 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 22 |
| #34 | chocolate "Phoenix" | 2 |
| #22 | chocolate Ogre Chieftain | 4 |
| #29 | chocolate Spider Queen | 3 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #163 | chocolate filthy lucre | 60 |
| #35 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 5 |
| #59 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #105 | chocolate pasta spoon | 9 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #13 | chocolate rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #28 | chocolate-covered loofah | 1 |
| #23 | chocolate-stained collar | 1 |
| #105 | chocomotive | 7 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #372 | chrome sword | 2 |
| #108 | chrome sword hilt | 2 |
| #36 | cinnamon cannoli | 1 |
| #72 | cinnamon machine oil | 153 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #35 | clingfilm tangle | 2 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #82 | cloning kit | 23 |
| #71 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #109 | cloudy potion | 199 |
| #21 | clove-flavored lip balm | 104 |
| #43 | clovermint | 1 |
| #1027 | club necklace | 7 |
| #7 | clumsiness bark | 833 |
| #29 | coal contact lenses | 38 |
| #104 | coal dust | 1 |
| #86 | coal shovel | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #31 | cocoa of youth | 1 |
| #12 | cod cape | 5 |
| #113 | cold seal sweat | 30 |
| #26 | cold-filtered water | 100 |
| #56 | collapsible baton | 1 |
| #137 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 14 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #22 | colorful toad | 259 |
| #80 | comb jelly | 1 |
| #99 | comfy coffin | 9 |
| #169 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| #25 | compounded experience | 44 |
| #17 | compressed air canister | 67 |
| #159 | compression stocking | 3 |
| #21 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #55 | coney haunch | 75 |
| #16 | confiscated cell phone | 295 |
| #22 | confiscated comic book | 261 |
| #18 | confiscated love note | 286 |
| #8 | confusing LED clock | 1,145 |
| #19 | conjured ice cream | 58 |
| #7 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
| #56 | contract enforcement stick | 39 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #55 | cool spore pod | 5 |
| #51 | cop dollar | 154 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #46 | corned beet | 7 |
| #22 | corned-beef Reuben | 150 |
| #174 | corpse on the beach | 29 |
| #32 | corpsebite | 11 |
| #109 | corpsedriver | 42 |
| #79 | corpsetini | 52 |
| #366 | corrupted data | 33 |
| #31 | cosmetic football | 63 |
| #19 | costume rental shop | 58 |
| #36 | counterfeit city | 1 |
| #158 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 3 |
| #130 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #223 | crappy brain | 8 |
| #140 | crappy waiter disguise | 1 |
| #61 | crayon shavings | 30 |
| #43 | creepy ginger ale | 49 |
| #21 | creepy nursery rhyme | 64 |
| #80 | creepy voodoo doll | 2 |
| #23 | crident | 44 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #47 | croquet hedgehog | 2 |
| #19 | crotchety pants | 3 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #63 | crystal skeleton vodka | 3 |
| #52 | crystal skull | 10 |
| #12 | crystalline cheer | 10,564 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #260 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #63 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 18 |
| #94 | cube of billiard chalk | 4 |
| #20 | cube of ectoplasm | 64 |
| #73 | cubic zirconia | 19 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #47 | cuppa Activi tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Alacri tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Chari tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Craft tea | 1 |
| #43 | cuppa Cruel tea | 1 |
| #43 | cuppa Dexteri tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Feroci tea | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Flamibili tea | 1 |
| #42 | cuppa Flexibili tea | 1 |
| #45 | cuppa Frost tea | 1 |
| #44 | cuppa Gill tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Impregnabili tea | 1 |
| #44 | cuppa Improprie tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Insani tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Irritabili tea | 1 |
| #8 | cuppa Loyal tea | 90 |
| #41 | cuppa Mana tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Mediocri tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Monstrosi tea | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Morbidi tea | 1 |
| #42 | cuppa Nas tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Net tea | 1 |
| #42 | cuppa Neuroplastici tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Obscuri tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Physicali tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Proprie tea | 1 |
| #29 | cuppa Royal tea | 16 |
| #37 | cuppa Serendipi tea | 1 |
| #44 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 3 |
| #43 | cuppa Toast tea | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Twen tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Uncertain tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Vitali tea | 1 |
| #34 | cuppa Voraci tea | 3 |
| #42 | cuppa Wit tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Yet tea | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #16 | cursed chocolate doubloon | 13 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #81 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #18 | cursed wishbone | 11 |
| #45 | cute meteoroid | 4 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #194 | cyclops eyedrops | 2 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #23 | damp bar rag | 59 |
| #27 | dancing fan | 88 |
| #29 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #48 | dark chocolate egg | 87 |
| #29 | dark hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
| #405 | dark potion | 25 |
| #12 | day shortener | 1 |
| #32 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #17 | debonair deboner | 1 |
| #181 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #248 | decent brain | 3 |
| #159 | decomposed boot | 2 |
| #79 | deep six-shooter | 3 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #18 | delicious salad | 1,235 |
| #29 | delicious star salad | 5 |
| #43 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #49 | deluxe fax machine | 5 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #13 | demon makeup kit | 6 |
| #27 | demonic surgical gloves | 65 |
| #17 | denastified haunch | 3 |
| #26 | denim jacket | 63 |
| #673 | dense meat stack | 21 |
| #179 | depantsing bomb | 29 |
| #118 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 3 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #909 | designer handbag | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #22 | devil-summoning hat | 56 |
| #16 | deviled candy egg | 4 |
| #93 | deviled egg | 1 |
| #71 | devilish folio | 51 |
| 🥇 | diabolic pizza cube | 1 |
| #1148 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #5 | digital honeypot | 1 |
| #88 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #70 | diluted makeup | 13 |
| #718 | disassembled clover | 43 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #35 | disco biscuit | 1 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #40 | disintegrating barrel | 200 |
| #614 | disintegrating quill pen | 4 |
| #79 | disposable instant camera | 2 |
| #22 | disposable lighter | 47 |
| #350 | distilled fortified wine | 8 |
| #15 | distilled resin | 1 |
| #71 | divine champagne flute | 310 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #46 | dog ointment | 6 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| 🥉 | donated booze | 3,065 |
| 🥉 | donated candy | 3,065 |
| 🥉 | donated food | 3,065 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #31 | dorky glasses | 67 |
| #60 | double-candied yams | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #9 | drafty drawers | 7 |
| #71 | dreadful roast | 1 |
| #37 | dream of a dog | 4 |
| #139 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 21 |
| #57 | drink chit | 1 |
| #17 | drinks tray | 51 |
| #7 | drippy bezoar | 3 |
| #8 | drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #11 | drippy staff | 1 |
| #13 | drippy stake | 1 |
| #14 | drippy stein | 6 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #28 | drive-by shooting | 2 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #41 | drone self-destruct chip | 9 |
| #61 | drop of water-37 | 229 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #129 | drum of tommy ammo | 9 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| #782 | duct tape | 32 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #14 | duct tape sword | 12 |
| #71 | dungeoneering kit | 11 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #34 | dusty barrel | 200 |
| #4235 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #60 | eaves droppers | 1 |
| #12 | ectoplasm au jus | 142 |
| #59 | ectoplasmic orbs | 36 |
| #17 | edible alien plant bit | 68 |
| #51 | eerie fetish | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #36 | egg gun | 1 |
| #84 | eggman noodles | 2 |
| #231 | eggwater | 2 |
| #51 | eighth plague | 1 |
| #37 | eldritch alignment spray | 24 |
| #12 | eldritch concentrate | 9 |
| #72 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #36 | eldritch dough | 52 |
| #104 | eldritch effluvium | 1,100 |
| #28 | eldritch elixir | 6 |
| #45 | eldritch extract | 3 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #146 | eldritch ichor | 3 |
| #43 | eldritch mushroom | 3 |
| #62 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch oil | 44 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch rub | 26 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #13 | electric Kool-Aid | 12 |
| #14 | electric copperhead potion | 257 |
| #130 | electric pants | 1 |
| #265 | electrical thingamabob | 20 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #63 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #26 | electronics kit | 182 |
| #74 | elemental caipiroska | 2 |
| #125 | eleven-foot pole | 2 |
| #26 | elf army field rations | 3 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #131 | elven limbos gingerbread | 79 |
| #2017 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #36 | embezzler's oil | 312 |
| #1306 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #542 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #50 | enchanted muesli | 74 |
| #12 | epic cluster | 2 |
| #181 | especially salty dog | 2 |
| #54 | essential tofu | 3 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #22 | exactly-three-shaped box | 4 |
| #82 | executive mime flask | 15 |
| #36 | expensive champagne | 3 |
| #20 | experimental serum G-9 | 23 |
| #39 | experimental serum P-00 | 6 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #15 | extra time | 1 |
| #33 | extra-greasy slider | 123 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #40 | extremely confusing manual | 10 |
| #57 | extremely wet T-shirt | 2 |
| #17 | eyebrow lifter | 45 |
| #34 | fabric hardener | 50 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #660 | facsimile dictionary | 14 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #38 | fake blood | 35 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #512 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #13 | fake washboard | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #9 | fancy calligraphy pen | 133 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #925 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #53 | fat loot token | 100 |
| #306 | fat stacks of cash | 35 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #120 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #210 | fetid feather | 45 |
| #720 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #29 | filet of The Fish | 7 |
| #161 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 19 |
| #30 | filthy armor | 38 |
| 🥈 | filthy lucre | 6,319 |
| #21 | filthy monkey head | 51 |
| #115 | fire | 52 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #61 | fire of unknown origin | 31 |
| #60 | fireclutch | 54 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #23 | fish head | 3 |
| #19 | fish juice box | 117 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #267 | fish-liver oil | 43 |
| #24 | fishbone belt | 1 |
| #22 | fishbone bracers | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone catcher's mitt | 1 |
| #11 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone facemask | 1 |
| #7 | fishbone fins | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone kneepads | 1 |
| #46 | fishelada | 95 |
| #107 | fishy fish casserole | 2 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #9 | fistful of wood shavings | 2 |
| #119 | flaming glowsticks | 4 |
| #17 | flaming leaf crown | 1 |
| #130 | flaming sword | 2 |
| #205 | flan del mar | 4 |
| #16 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 106 |
| #136 | flask flops | 3 |
| #100 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #36 | flask of rainwater | 102 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #19 | flavored foot massage oil | 1,880 |
| #40 | flayed mind | 91 |
| #143 | fleshy putty | 6 |
| #22 | flimsy hardwood scraps | 49 |
| #256 | floaty sand | 74 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #127 | flytrap pellet | 2 |
| #7 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #26 | foam dart | 1,505 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #351 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #42 | foam pistol | 2 |
| #10 | folder (holographic fractal) | 1 |
| #22 | folder (owl) | 1 |
| #34 | folder (smiley face) | 3 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #11 | forest canopy bed | 1 |
| #20 | forest spirit rattle | 52 |
| #34 | fortifying hot cocoa | 1 |
| #348 | fortune cookie | 3 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #98 | four-leaf potato sprout | 2 |
| #71 | fragile Christmas ornament | 13 |
| #229 | freightcake | 4 |
| #51 | freshwater fishbone | 37 |
| #62 | fried air | 71 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #741 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #36 | frog lip-print | 46 |
| #176 | frost-rimed seal hide | 2 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #77 | frozen banquet | 22 |
| #17 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #58 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 2 |
| #8 | frying brainpan | 5 |
| #252 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #34 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 60 |
| #690 | fudgecule | 577 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #24 | funky eyepatch | 104 |
| #33 | funky junk key | 3 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #15 | gamer slurry | 115 |
| #80 | garbage juice slurpee | 59 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #27 | gas can | 181 |
| #38 | gator shades | 4 |
| #38 | gatorskin umbrella | 14 |
| #20 | gazely stare | 46 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #24 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #25 | ghost beer | 33 |
| #17 | ghost bit | 116 |
| #1923 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #60 | ghost key | 10 |
| #591 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #13 | ghost pencil | 9 |
| #21 | ghost pepper | 10 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #248 | ghost protocol | 2 |
| #5 | ghost shawl | 2 |
| #4 | ghost thread | 16 |
| #103 | ghost toga | 2 |
| #65 | ghostly dagger | 2 |
| #26 | ghostly ectoplasm | 55 |
| #28 | giant breath mint | 77 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #160 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #143 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #16 | giant neckbeard | 186 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #93 | giant red gummi ingot | 4 |
| #46 | giant tube of black lipstick | 259 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #54 | giant yellow hat | 1 |
| #47 | gift card | 11 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| 🥇 | gilded BRICKO brick | 14 |
| 🥉 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 7 |
| #136 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #28 | gilt perfume bottle | 60 |
| #8 | ginger beer | 5 |
| #16 | gingerbread dog treat | 1 |
| #60 | gingerbread gavel | 1 |
| #214 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #32 | gingerbread mask | 1 |
| #10 | gingerbread moneybag | 1 |
| #34 | gingerbread mug | 4 |
| #100 | gingerbread nylons | 4 |
| #76 | gingerbread pirate | 2 |
| #12 | gingerbread pistol | 1 |
| #23 | gingerbread restraining order | 4 |
| #807 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #21 | gingerbread smartphone | 478 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #46 | gingerbread wine | 3 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #146 | giraffe-necked turtle | 2 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #116 | glass of bourbon | 4 |
| #43 | glass of gnat milk | 88 |
| #29 | glass of raw eggs | 41 |
| #45 | glass of warm milk | 79 |
| #35 | glass slipper | 2 |
| #170 | gleaming oyster egg | 2 |
| #223 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | glitched malware | 1 |
| #178 | glob of green slime | 6 |
| #50 | glob of melted wax | 1 |
| #18 | glob of undifferentiated tissue | 200 |
| #16 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 187 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #384 | gnatwing | 10 |
| #58 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #5 | go-go potion | 689 |
| #241 | goatskin umbrella | 6 |
| #196 | gob of wet hair | 128 |
| #82 | goblin water | 8 |
| #141 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 4 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #57 | gold nuggets | 134 |
| #25 | gold skull ring | 2 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #86 | gold toothbrush | 53 |
| #794 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #113 | golden fleece | 2 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #26 | good ash | 41 |
| #327 | good brain | 2 |
| #81 | gooified animal matter | 51 |
| #75 | gooified mineral matter | 45 |
| #282 | gooified vegetable matter | 3 |
| #575 | goth kid t-shirt | 5 |
| #90 | government | 1 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #146 | government cheese | 21 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #52 | government per-diem | 3 |
| #72 | government requisition form | 16 |
| #25 | government-issue identification badge | 48 |
| #12 | government-issued candy | 12 |
| 🥇 | government-issued eyeshade | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued necktie | 1 |
| #83 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 6 |
| 🥇 | government-issued slacks | 1 |
| #29 | grandfather watch | 2 |
| 🥉 | grass clippings | 724 |
| #24 | gravy boat | 1 |
| #53 | gravy skin | 22 |
| #7 | grease cannon | 8 |
| #20 | grease trap | 43 |
| #48 | green BRICKO brick | 3 |
| #116 | green and red bean | 70 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #371 | green clay bead | 22 |
| #826 | green gummi ingot | 9 |
| #7 | green mana | 358 |
| #131 | green rocket | 8 |
| #31 | green slime glob | 61 |
| #37 | green-iced sweet roll | 1 |
| #596 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #200 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #21 | grey cube | 64 |
| #237 | grilled mooseflank | 3 |
| #38 | grim fairy tale | 28 |
| #78 | grimstone mask | 3 |
| #22 | grimy lab coat | 85 |
| #33 | grip key | 9 |
| #72 | grody jug | 1 |
| #60 | grog nuts | 7 |
| #74 | groose grease | 5 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #28 | groping claw | 3 |
| #65 | groupie bra | 2 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #45 | gummi canary | 13 |
| #65 | gummi salamander | 7 |
| #136 | gummi snake | 3 |
| #23 | gummi sword | 2 |
| #32 | gunner's daughter | 2 |
| #63 | gunpowder burrito | 2 |
| #10 | guts necklace | 7 |
| #21 | gym shorts | 4 |
| #76 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #44 | haggis socks | 162 |
| #27 | haggis-infused soap | 404 |
| #39 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 196 |
| #7 | hairshirt | 1 |
| #73 | half-digested rat | 24 |
| #100 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #67 | ham steak | 1 |
| #1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #20 | hand of cards | 82 |
| #8 | hand-carved bokken | 10 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #11 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 12 |
| #44 | handful of Smithereens | 200 |
| #2126 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #34 | handful of fire | 27 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #12 | handful of stubble | 173 |
| #26 | handful of tips | 109 |
| #24 | handyman "hand soap" | 44 |
| #648 | happiness | 1 |
| #91 | hard cocoa | 5 |
| #132 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #142 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #15 | hare brush | 5 |
| #130 | haunted battery | 2 |
| #29 | haunted bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #42 | haunted eggnog | 1 |
| #30 | haunted flame | 23 |
| #23 | haunted orange | 1 |
| #25 | haunted pizza | 1 |
| #138 | hawk | 2 |
| #16 | hawkface potion | 52 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #316 | heart necklace | 20 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #752 | heart of the volcano | 8 |
| #37 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 5 |
| #45 | heat-resistant gloves | 2 |
| #41 | heat-resistant necktie | 2 |
| #27 | hell in a bucket | 4 |
| #532 | hellseal claw | 2 |
| #504 | hellseal whisker | 2 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #103 | hep waders | 2 |
| #31 | hermedisiac cologne | 4 |
| #55 | hermit factoid | 10 |
| #104 | herringcello | 73 |
| #40 | hi-octane carrot juice | 3 |
| #6 | hibernating Grimstone Golem | 1 |
| #11 | hibiscus petal | 30 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #11 | high-end ginger wine | 6 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #454 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 6 |
| #53 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #44 | high-temperature mining mask | 4 |
| #437 | hippy protest button | 3 |
| #28 | hipster cocktail | 1 |
| #59 | hobo nickel | 4,444 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #47 | holiday smorgasbord | 1 |
| #107 | holistic headache remedy | 46 |
| #10 | holy bomb, batman | 68 |
| #20 | home robotics kit | 272 |
| #19 | homemade robot | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #101 | honey stick | 5 |
| #137 | honey-drenched ham slice | 9 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #5 | hopeful candle | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #30 | hot ashes | 58 |
| #45 | hot button candy | 1 |
| #21 | hot cluster | 1 |
| #7 | hot clusterbomb | 3 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #124 | hot watered rum | 5 |
| #51 | hotel minibar key | 10 |
| #11 | hothammer | 4 |
| #93 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #26 | huge bowl of candy | 135 |
| #270 | huge gold coin | 2 |
| #16 | huge mint leaf | 20 |
| #111 | huge pumpkin | 3 |
| #23 | hunk of granite | 106 |
| #177 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #45 | hustler shades | 39 |
| #46 | ice cream sandwich | 2 |
| #50 | ice rice | 1 |
| #80 | ice stein | 5 |
| #26 | ice-cold Cloaca Zero | 16 |
| #29 | iceberg lettuce | 1 |
| #53 | iced plum wine | 2 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #26 | icy hairspray | 47 |
| #71 | illegal firecracker | 2 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #150 | impure gasoline | 6 |
| #513 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #50 | industrial strength starch | 13 |
| #38 | inflammable leaf | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #23 | infrablack lipstick | 49 |
| #479 | inkwell | 4 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #92 | intact anemone spike | 31 |
| #40 | internet point | 1 |
| #20 | intimidating coiffure | 4 |
| #18 | invisibility cream | 48 |
| #40 | invisibility potion | 11 |
| #28 | invisible bag | 19 |
| #33 | invisible potion | 14 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #272 | iron pasta spoon | 25 |
| #20 | iron torso box | 62 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #12 | irresistibility potion | 108 |
| #28 | irritability potion | 36 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #59 | jam band | 1 |
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| #95 | janglin' bones | 41 |
| #39 | jangly bracelet | 3 |
| 🥉 | jangly spurs | 13 |
| #56 | janitor sponge | 1 |
| #21 | janitor's mop | 40 |
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| #29 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 152 |
| #40 | jar of swamp honey | 15 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #31 | jazzy cigarette holder | 43 |
| #1068 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #27 | jigsaw blade | 38 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #64 | jingling spore pod | 1 |
| #87 | jumping horseradish | 1 |
| #48 | kamicorpse-ee | 9 |
| #419 | keg shield | 2 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #105 | killing jar | 6 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #248 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #825 | knuckle sandwich | 19 |
| #27 | kobold kibble | 168 |
| #198 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #6 | labrador cookie | 11 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #49 | lava-proof pants | 2 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #348 | leaflet | 2 |
| #22 | leafy browns | 1 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #32 | leather glove | 55 |
| #70 | leechknife | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #35 | leftover canapés | 4 |
| #23 | leftover chocolate bar | 7 |
| #28 | leftover pasty | 2 |
| #54 | leftovers | 2 |
| #435 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 3 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #25 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
| #1235 | lemon | 1 |
| #20 | lemonhead caviar | 5 |
| #39 | lemony scales | 2 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| 🥈 | less-than-three-shaped box | 539 |
| #118 | letterman's jacket | 2 |
| #126 | lewd playing card | 19 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #128 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #143 | lint | 1 |
| #37 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #33 | liquid ice | 25 |
| #33 | literal grasshopper | 2 |
| #16 | little deuce cape | 6 |
| #40 | little firkin | 602 |
| #15 | little red .epub file | 60 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #361 | llama lama gong | 2 |
| #317 | loadstone | 1 |
| #82 | loaf of alien bread | 2 |
| #13 | logging hatchet | 33 |
| #886 | lollipop stick | 3 |
| #544 | long skinny balloon | 8 |
| #1279 | loose teeth | 3 |
| #378 | los chinos | 1 |
| #143 | lost elf luggage | 4 |
| #195 | lost key | 1 |
| #64 | lotion of coldness | 24 |
| #52 | lotion of hotness | 42 |
| #32 | lotion of sleaziness | 86 |
| #29 | lotion of spookiness | 95 |
| #42 | lotion of stench | 52 |
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| #43 | love song of disturbing obsession | 523 |
| #13 | love song of icy revenge | 1,786 |
| #18 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1,550 |
| #22 | love song of smoldering passion | 1,355 |
| #15 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1,552 |
| #25 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1,170 |
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| #70 | lucky cat statue | 1 |
| #29 | lucky cat's paw | 53 |
| #63 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| #45 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #41 | lucky rabbitfish fin | 1 |
| #48 | lucky-ish pill | 1 |
| #18 | lump of Brituminous coal | 2,725 |
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| #16 | lump of black ichor | 12 |
| #60 | lump of clay | 2 |
| #23 | lump of goofball ore | 36 |
| #98 | lunar isotope | 988 |
| #307 | lupine sword | 2 |
| #160 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #80 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #49 | lynyrd skin | 8 |
| #47 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 81 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #126 | machetito | 1 |
| #124 | madius | 2 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #89 | mafia filofax | 3 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #38 | mafia thumb ring | 3 |
| #209 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 10 |
| #179 | magical pony: Pearjack | 11 |
| #229 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 9 |
| #215 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 9 |
| #277 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 6 |
| #296 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #53 | magical sausage casing | 18 |
| #54 | magicberry tablets | 137 |
| #18 | magnetic sculpture kit | 171 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #59 | magnum of fancy champagne | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #64 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #22 | mana-coated yams | 7 |
| #48 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #38 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #544 | marshmallow | 14 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #39 | martiny | 1 |
| #223 | massive gemstone | 6 |
| #65 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #32 | meadeorite | 26 |
| #695 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #642 | meat paste | 14 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #61 | megacopia | 1 |
| #10 | melty plastic grenade | 11 |
| #168 | memory of a C | 7 |
| #146 | memory of a G | 9 |
| #138 | memory of a T | 9 |
| #81 | memory of an A | 15 |
| #114 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 11 |
| #17 | mercenary headband | 439 |
| #58 | mermaid's purse | 2 |
| #11 | metal meteoroid | 870 |
| #45 | meteorb | 1 |
| #39 | meteoreo | 22 |
| #54 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #61 | military orb | 17 |
| #83 | mime army camouflage kit | 2 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #10 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 2 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #99 | mime army rations | 4 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #56 | mime army superserum | 3 |
| #100 | mime army wine | 4 |
| #76 | mime eraser | 10 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #7 | mime soul fragment | 1,001 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #25 | mimeplasm | 12 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #23 | miming boots | 3 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #37 | mince pie | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #144 | minin' dynamite | 5 |
| #61 | misshapen animal skeleton | 2 |
| #54 | moai toai | 86 |
| 🥇 | model train set | 1 |
| #129 | moist Crimbo spices | 32 |
| #29 | moist barrel | 200 |
| #133 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #140 | mojo filter | 11 |
| #46 | molten brick | 242 |
| #14 | monkey barf | 7 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #730 | mood ring | 1 |
| #10 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| #213 | mooseflank | 5 |
| #72 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 8 |
| #122 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 12 |
| #186 | mother's little helper | 26 |
| #395 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #29 | mouldering barrel | 200 |
| #86 | mouse skull | 6 |
| #32 | muddy skirt | 1 |
| #45 | muffled muffuletta | 6 |
| #41 | mulberry | 1 |
| #32 | mulled berry wine | 4 |
| #50 | mulled hobo wine | 1 |
| #26 | mulled wine | 8 |
| #123 | multi-level marzipan | 5 |
| #460 | mummy costume | 12 |
| #127 | munchies pill | 5 |
| #13 | murderbot component casing | 60 |
| #10 | murderbot mask | 3 |
| #12 | murderbot monofilament | 67 |
| #26 | murderbot plasma rifle | 1 |
| #12 | murderbot power cell | 71 |
| #35 | muscle oil | 43 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #46 | mushroom filet | 1 |
| #48 | mutant arm | 2 |
| #11 | mutant crown | 1 |
| #14 | mutant legs | 1 |
| #78 | mysterious chemical residue | 5 |
| #44 | mysterious present | 16 |
| #359 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #52 | mystery lollipop | 1 |
| #63 | nachos of the night | 1 |
| #58 | nasty gum | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #363 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #434 | necrotizing body spray | 8 |
| #193 | nega-mushroom | 7 |
| #264 | negative lump | 35 |
| #65 | negotiatin' hammer | 11 |
| #25 | neverending wallet chain | 64 |
| #29 | ninja eyeblack | 85 |
| #29 | ninja fear powder | 89 |
| #111 | non-aged vinegar | 26 |
| #47 | normal barrel | 300 |
| #39 | nothingtini | 1 |
| #23 | noticeable pumps | 67 |
| #11 | novelty fruit hat | 180 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #42 | novelty tattoo sleeves | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #420 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #27 | nugget of nicksilver | 3 |
| #21 | nugget of quicksilver | 6 |
| #29 | nugget of sicksilver | 2 |
| #24 | nugget of slicksilver | 6 |
| #18 | nugget of thicksilver | 7 |
| #18 | nugget of ticksilver | 4 |
| #27 | nugget of wicksilver | 3 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #192 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #28 | nylon Christmas stockings | 1 |
| #1029 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #18 | odd silver coin | 19 |
| #79 | officer's nog | 5 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #84 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #22 | oil-filled donut | 44 |
| #45 | ojo de pez burrito | 97 |
| #18 | old ball and chain | 2 |
| #65 | old chum | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #7 | old dry bone | 6 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #32 | old school calculator watch | 201 |
| #130 | old sweatpants | 535 |
| #55 | old-school pirate grog | 6 |
| #52 | oldcake | 5 |
| #23 | one glove | 52 |
| #8 | one piece of bubble gum | 41 |
| #436 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #32 | orange slime glob | 30 |
| #233 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #96 | ornate picture frame | 31 |
| #21 | out-of-work circus flea | 1 |
| #137 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #13 | overloaded Yule battery | 1 |
| #112 | overloaded micro-reactor | 15 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #21 | oversized ice molecule | 4 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #197 | pack of pogs | 99 |
| #41 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #43 | page of the Necrohobocon | 102 |
| #8 | paint bomb | 348 |
| #106 | painting of a glass of wine | 6 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #4 | pair of plants | 5 |
| #154 | palm frond | 80 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #368 | panty raider camouflage | 2 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #56 | party balloon | 6 |
| #48 | party beer bomb | 7 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #25 | party platter for one | 7 |
| 🥇 | party pup | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #38 | passable elf mask | 55 |
| #21 | patch of extra-warm fur | 1 |
| #1141 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #62 | peanut brittle shield | 65 |
| #197 | pearlescent oyster egg | 2 |
| #40 | pecan pie | 1 |
| #82 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #145 | penguin focaccia bread | 53 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #28 | pentagram bandana | 93 |
| #65 | peppermint bomb | 3 |
| #97 | peppermint eel sauce | 119 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #50 | peppermint pegleg | 7 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #184 | peppermint sprout | 2 |
| #70 | peppermint tack | 10 |
| #265 | peppermint tailings | 40 |
| #120 | peppermint-scented socks | 2 |
| #90 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #91 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #50 | perfect mimosa | 7 |
| #69 | perfect old-fashioned | 2 |
| #85 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #71 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #22 | perpendicular guano | 80 |
| #61 | personal massager | 669 |
| #26 | personalized coffee mug | 2,081 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #17 | pewter shavings | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #723 | phat turquoise bead | 2 |
| #28 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1,638 |
| #81 | pickled bread | 5 |
| #34 | pickpocket protector | 44 |
| #749 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #22 | picture of you | 3 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #35 | piece of after eight | 51 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #284 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #18 | piggy tattoo | 99 |
| #94 | pile of Trainbot parts | 201 |
| #28 | pile of dirt | 2 |
| #129 | pile of useless robot parts | 10 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #16 | pineapple slab | 24 |
| #145 | ping-pong ball | 13 |
| #420 | pink clay bead | 28 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #6 | pint of sweat | 3,515 |
| #43 | pirate cream pie | 72 |
| #6 | pirate radio ring | 1 |
| #5 | piratical blunderbuss | 1 |
| #136 | pitted sheet metal | 8 |
| #98 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #54 | pixel power cell | 9 |
| #680 | pixellated candy heart | 16 |
| #34 | plague pie | 35 |
| #69 | plaid swatch | 8 |
| #57 | plain brown wrapper | 24 |
| #83 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #23 | plain paper hat | 1 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #64 | plastic Jefferson wings | 37 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #322 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #197 | plastic ingot | 26 |
| #59 | plastic nightmare troll | 4 |
| #49 | plastic nunchaku | 13 |
| #118 | plastic passion fruit | 19 |
| #9 | plastic pirate hat | 1 |
| #94 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #21 | plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 15 |
| #15 | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 18 |
| #17 | plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 22 |
| #28 | plumber's lunch | 4 |
| #11 | plunge-leg | 245 |
| #8 | plush sea serpent | 1 |
| #98 | pocket ace | 3 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #184 | poisonsettia | 2 |
| #42 | polo trophy | 1 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #27 | ponytail clip | 70 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #209 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #138 | poppy | 3 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #21 | porkpocket | 42 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #24 | portable cassette player | 176 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #73 | portable photocopier | 81 |
| #122 | portable table | 4 |
| #28 | portable wall | 2 |
| #45 | possessed tomato | 13 |
| #65 | possibility potion | 3 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #61 | potion of punctual companionship | 1 |
| #38 | potion of the field gar | 10 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #24 | powdered gold | 37 |
| #155 | powdered powdered sugar | 4 |
| #75 | prank Crimbo card | 2 |
| #5 | praying Grim Brother | 1 |
| #28 | precision snowball | 90 |
| #33 | prescription teeth whitener | 4 |
| #56 | pressurized potion of perspicacity | 2 |
| #59 | pressurized potion of proficiency | 1 |
| #305 | pretty flower | 590 |
| #64 | priceless diamond | 3 |
| #26 | primitive alien booze | 3 |
| #13 | primitive alien mask | 1 |
| #13 | primitive alien salad | 3 |
| #156 | primitive candy cane | 3 |
| #338 | prismatic wad | 3 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #1085 | probability potion | 2 |
| #103 | projectile chemistry set | 14 |
| #53 | protection stick | 47 |
| #121 | psychic's amulet | 1 |
| #132 | psychic's circlet | 1 |
| #116 | psychic's crystal ball | 2 |
| #129 | psychic's pslacks | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #33 | psychoanalytic jar | 58 |
| #36 | psychokinetic energy blob | 208 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #47 | pumpkin beer | 43 |
| #593 | pumpkinhead mask | 10 |
| #29 | punch-drunk punch | 48 |
| #8 | punk patch | 371 |
| #428 | purple clay bead | 5 |
| #51 | purple corpsel | 8 |
| #35 | pygmy adder oil | 317 |
| #40 | pygmy dart | 59 |
| #51 | pygmy papers | 95 |
| #125 | pygmy phone number | 2 |
| #52 | pygmy witchhazel | 49 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #151 | queen cookie | 6 |
| #23 | question juice | 52 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #113 | radiator heater shield | 2 |
| #19 | radioactive spider venom | 51 |
| #99 | ragged wool yarn | 1 |
| #147 | rat carcass | 1 |
| #24 | ratty knitted cap | 68 |
| #9 | ravenous eye | 133 |
| #60 | raw bread | 1 |
| #59 | raw turkey | 1 |
| #55 | realistic cap gun | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #103 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 5 |
| #119 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #51 | red ale | 8 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #75 | red badge | 2 |
| #111 | red blood cells | 2 |
| #131 | red box | 4 |
| #157 | red button | 8 |
| #376 | red class ring | 26 |
| #92 | red eye | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #104 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #742 | red gummi ingot | 13 |
| #56 | red letter | 18 |
| #6 | red mana | 384 |
| #154 | red red wine | 2 |
| #140 | red rum | 1 |
| #89 | red shirt | 2 |
| #90 | red silk skirt | 1 |
| #77 | red tulip | 3 |
| #144 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #137 | red wagon | 3 |
| #43 | red-and-green sweater | 63 |
| #50 | red-headed corpse | 7 |
| #82 | red-hot boilermaker | 3 |
| #20 | red-hot jawbreaker | 51 |
| #10 | red-hot knucklebone | 13 |
| #93 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #9 | reflection of a map | 166 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #126 | reodorant | 105 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #14 | resolution: be feistier | 2,693 |
| #33 | resolution: be happier | 300 |
| #12 | resolution: be luckier | 500 |
| #9 | resolution: be more adventurous | 504 |
| #16 | resolution: be sexier | 2,098 |
| #70 | resolution: be smarter | 75 |
| #10 | resolution: be stronger | 3,359 |
| #10 | resolution: be wealthier | 1,575 |
| #116 | respected companion biscuit | 2 |
| #83 | returned Thinknerd package | 16 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #16 | rhinestone | 27,649 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #31 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #28 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 78 |
| #944 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #33 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 4 |
| #1119 | roasted marshmallow | 9 |
| #43 | robin nog | 1 |
| #50 | robin's egg | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #108 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #1225 | robotronic egg | 18 |
| #884 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #140 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #144 | rockfish stomach | 2 |
| #91 | rodeo whiskey | 1 |
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| #239 | roll in the hay | 10 |
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| #290 | roll of toilet paper | 358 |
| #71 | room scale green bean casserole | 17 |
| #120 | rose | 31 |
| #23 | rotting barrel | 202 |
| #63 | rough fish scale | 19 |
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| #13 | rubber cape | 1 |
| #103 | rubber ribcage | 1 |
| #32 | rubber spider | 51 |
| #136 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #4 | rum ball | 3 |
| #83 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 3 |
| #41 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #190 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #25 | runproof mascara | 174 |
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| #42 | rusty broken diving helmet | 2 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
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| #142 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #75 | rusty rivet | 4 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #277 | s'more | 30 |
| #58 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #72 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #35 | salmagumdi | 8 |
| #136 | salt plum | 26 |
| #36 | salt water taffy | 38 |
| #32 | salted mutton | 8 |
| #15 | sampler size toothpaste | 1 |
| #143 | sand dollar | 132 |
| #604 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| 🥉 | sardine can key | 2 |
| #47 | sausage without a cause | 4 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #2248 | sawblade fragment | 15 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
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| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
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| #29 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 2,068 |
| #31 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 2,096 |
| #23 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 2,229 |
| #54 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 671 |
| #19 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 2,315 |
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| #140 | sea cucumber | 1 |
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| #7 | sea salt crystal | 403 |
| #79 | seal lube | 5 |
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| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
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| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #169 | sealhide seal doll | 8 |
| #133 | sealhide snare | 5 |
| #96 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #72 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 90 |
| #58 | self-repairing earmuffs | 6 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #97 | severed flipper | 2 |
| #231 | sewer wad | 8 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
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| #40 | shadow flame | 7 |
| #48 | shadow fluid | 4 |
| #34 | shadow glass | 5 |
| #32 | shadow ice | 8 |
| #54 | shadow nectar | 2 |
| #51 | shadow sausage | 5 |
| #39 | shadow sinew | 6 |
| #58 | shadow skin | 3 |
| #37 | shadow stick | 5 |
| #43 | shadow venom | 4 |
| #54 | shaker of dry rub | 1 |
| #65 | shamanic beads | 1 |
| #22 | shamanic ham | 36 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #31 | shard of double-ice | 2,669 |
| #130 | shark cartilage | 1 |
| #47 | shark jumper | 3 |
| #136 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #20 | sharkfin gumbo | 11 |
| #19 | shavin' razor | 15 |
| #13 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #35 | shin gourds | 1 |
| #48 | shining goblet | 3 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #153 | shiny hood ornament | 8 |
| #319 | shiny stones | 4 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #33 | shoe ad T-shirt | 58 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #17 | shopkeeper beard | 54 |
| #129 | short calculator | 1 |
| #71 | short deposition | 45 |
| #174 | shot of mescal | 7 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #29 | shovelful of dirt | 98 |
| #13 | shrimp cocktail | 99 |
| #37 | shuddering cow skull | 1 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #9 | signal fragment | 51 |
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| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #33 | silver cow skull | 16 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #35 | single entendre | 1 |
| #25 | single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 13 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #42 | sinister-looking cat | 55 |
| #204 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 9 |
| #167 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #112 | skelelton spine | 49 |
| #37 | skeletal banana | 81 |
| #32 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
| #80 | skeleton | 18 |
| #25 | skeleton beans | 40 |
| #236 | skeleton key | 31 |
| #439 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #43 | skeleton quiche | 2 |
| #50 | skeleton skis | 1 |
| #68 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #21 | skull gearshift knob | 1 |
| #23 | sleaze cluster | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #133 | sleeve deuce | 20 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #7 | slime fedora | 1 |
| #8 | slime knuckles | 1 |
| #27 | slime shooter | 2 |
| #8 | slime waders | 1 |
| #46 | slime-soaked brain | 5 |
| #165 | slimy alveolus | 3 |
| #339 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 13 |
| #431 | slimy sweetbreads | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
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| #163 | slug of rum | 3 |
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| #201 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
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| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
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| #11 | smoker's cloak | 4 |
| #127 | smoking grass | 714 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #52 | smooth mushroom wine | 1 |
| #8 | smooth velvet hanky | 2 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #137 | smut orc keepsake box | 4 |
| #36 | smut orc sunglasses | 79 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
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| #6 | snakebite | 28 |
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| #5 | snakeskin thighboots | 1 |
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| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #21 | snowstick | 4 |
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| #1682 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #34 | solid state loom | 1 |
| #79 | sommelier's towel | 2 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
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| #69 | soul doorbell | 6 |
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| #13 | soul mask | 2 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #16 | sour ball and chain | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
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| #146 | soyburger juice | 1 |
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| #95 | space beast fur | 10 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
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| #25 | space marine flash grenade | 52 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
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| #1624 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #339 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
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| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #26 | spare neck bolts | 43 |
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| #1136 | sparkler | 1 |
| #19 | special clip: boneburners | 39 |
| #14 | special clip: graveburpers | 97 |
| #14 | special clip: splatterers | 99 |
| #10 | special clip: squelchers | 461 |
| #11 | special clip: tracers | 458 |
| #9 | special clip: wailers | 501 |
| #34 | specialty ammo bandolier | 83 |
| #1559 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
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| #39 | spicy jerky stick | 32 |
| #826 | spider web | 10 |
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| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
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| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
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| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #112 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #62 | splendid martini | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
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| #42 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 42 |
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| #392 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #99 | spooky sound effects record | 3 |
| #146 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 3 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #24 | spray chrome | 45 |
| #24 | sprinkle-begging cup | 1 |
| #993 | squashed frog | 2 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #220 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #933 | star | 2 |
| #127 | steamed oyster | 2 |
| #7 | steampunk potion | 421 |
| #54 | steel drivin' hammer | 31 |
| #126 | stepmom's booze | 1 |
| #18 | stick of firewood | 740 |
| #59 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 949 |
| #24 | stick-on gnome beard | 45 |
| #121 | sticky gloves | 1 |
| #16 | sticky hand whip | 189 |
| #41 | stink-penny | 446 |
| #27 | stinkwater | 3 |
| #15 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| #116 | stolen necklace | 2 |
| #214 | stolen sushi | 2 |
| #79 | stomach turnover | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #21 | straw pole | 50 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #107 | stress ball | 3 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #29 | string of moist beads | 14 |
| #1772 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 16 |
| #7822 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7827 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3120 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3035 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #370 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 20 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #906 | stuffed doppelshifter | 11 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1656 | stuffed key | 15 |
| #99 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #67 | stuffed martini | 132 |
| #7005 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2930 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 4 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2930 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2940 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2122 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #75 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #670 | sucker scaffold | 3 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #30 | sugar chapeau | 23 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #10 | sugar raygun | 1 |
| #102 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #121 | sugar shard | 51 |
| #48 | sugar sheet | 1,492 |
| #87 | sugar shirt | 2 |
| #45 | sugar shorts | 16 |
| #106 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #21 | sugar sphere | 25 |
| #37 | sugarplum ration | 18 |
| #46 | sundae ration | 15 |
| #160 | super salad | 2 |
| #111 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #67 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 47 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #142 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #74 | surgical tape | 1 |
| #30 | surprisingly capacious handbag | 57 |
| #82 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #36 | sweat socks | 1 |
| #22 | sweatband | 3 |
| #36 | sweet party mix | 8 |
| #116 | sweet roll Alabama | 6 |
| #19 | sweetened reindeer fat | 22 |
| #56 | swirling mushroom wine | 1 |
| #117 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 4 |
| #51 | synthetic dog hair pill | 10 |
| #55 | synthetic rock | 2 |
| #22 | tailbone shield | 3 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #80 | tarnished tastevin | 2 |
| #105 | tasty tart | 15 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| #74 | temperance whiskey | 5 |
| #31 | temporary tribal tattoo | 44 |
| #19 | temporary yak tattoo | 51 |
| #23 | tempura green and red bean | 5 |
| #712 | ten-leaf clover | 8 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #49 | tennis ball | 5 |
| #25 | terra panna cotta | 2 |
| #23 | thanksgiving turkey | 3 |
| #25 | the Archwizard's briefs | 1 |
| #102 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #20 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 1 |
| #156 | the funk | 1 |
| #15 | the kindest cold cut | 74 |
| #35 | the most dangerous bait | 66 |
| #119 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 8 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #142 | thick walrus blubber | 8 |
| #1349 | thin black candle | 7 |
| #122 | third ear | 2 |
| #72 | three-tiered wedding cake | 11 |
| #7 | thriftshop coupon | 19 |
| #122 | throwing fork | 1 |
| #125 | throwing knife | 1 |
| #98 | throwing spoon | 3 |
| #40 | time residue | 17 |
| #110 | time's arrow | 4 |
| #25 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 53 |
| #17 | tin snips | 1 |
| #17 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #82 | tiny barrel | 20 |
| #899 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #27 | tiny canopic jar | 99 |
| #58 | tiny dancer | 11 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #53 | tiny goth giant | 2 |
| #23 | tiny handful of mixed nuts | 714 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #277 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #2089 | toast | 88 |
| #258 | tomato juice of powerful power | 6 |
| #23 | tomato soup poster | 39 |
| #320 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #112 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #7 | tonguebone | 8 |
| #164 | tonic djinn | 1 |
| #821 | tooth | 4 |
| #258 | top | 17 |
| #10 | topeé | 3 |
| #10 | topiary necktie | 3 |
| #26 | topiary skunk | 3 |
| #14 | topiary tights | 3 |
| #22 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 44 |
| #1843 | towel | 1 |
| #80 | toxic globule | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #94 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #39 | transmission from planet Xi | 2 |
| #276 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #9 | transparent pants | 7 |
| #128 | transporter transponder | 11 |
| #87 | traumatic holiday memory | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #5 | trench lighter | 1 |
| #58 | trick coin | 2 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #140 | trout fang | 1 |
| #72 | tube of herbal ointment | 1 |
| #20 | tube of pendulum lube | 52 |
| #20 | tube of villain white | 60 |
| #71 | turchucken | 1 |
| #22 | turtle mud | 47 |
| #180 | turtle pheromones | 24 |
| #54 | turtle wax shield | 2 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #1076 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #82 | twisted-up wet towel | 2 |
| #25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #94 | twitching time capsule | 5 |
| #22 | una poca de gracia | 79 |
| #67 | unbearable light | 7 |
| #30 | unfinished fruitcake | 8 |
| #7 | unfinished pleasure | 20 |
| #28 | unholy water | 82 |
| #74 | unidentified drink | 57 |
| #206 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #164 | unquiet spirits | 7 |
| #27 | unremarkable duffel bag | 166 |
| #972 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #43 | unused walkie-talkie | 25 |
| #1127 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #27 | unusual oil | 7 |
| #180 | useless powder | 1,057 |
| #9 | valuable coin | 669 |
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| #168 | vampire chowder | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #176 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #111 | vampire pellet | 2 |
| #24 | van key | 174 |
| #36 | velcro boots | 1 |
| #29 | velcro broadsword | 2 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | vengeful spirit | 13 |
| #24 | very fancy whiskey | 11 |
| #77 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #26 | very small red dress | 158 |
| #11 | vial of hot blood | 6 |
| #13 | vial of swamp vapors | 98 |
| #239 | vinegar | 155 |
| #52 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #196 | viral DNA | 1 |
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| #40 | void burger | 78 |
| #40 | void lager | 57 |
| #49 | void stone | 70 |
| #467 | volcanic ash | 4 |
| #58 | voodoo glowskull | 73 |
| #5 | voodoo snuff | 231 |
| #17 | votive candle | 50 |
| #84 | wad of cotton | 28 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #267 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #99 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
| #160 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 42 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #437 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #174 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 3 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #80 | warbear drone assembler | 7 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #150 | warbear empathy chip | 4 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #71 | warbear gyro | 5 |
| #227 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
| #84 | warbear helm fragment | 75 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #76 | warbear laser beacon | 3 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #364 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 2 |
| #99 | warbear requisition box | 62 |
| #27 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 28 |
| #369 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| #217 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #174 | warbear trouser fragment | 35 |
| #24 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 41 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #25 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 35 |
| #26 | warm fur | 3 |
| #30 | warm war shawarma | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #56 | water wings for babies | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #120 | waterlogged cloth | 7 |
| #145 | waterlogged leather | 4 |
| #136 | waterlogged metal | 5 |
| #135 | waterlogged stuffing | 5 |
| #138 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #40 | wax banana | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #11 | weasel stomping pants | 1 |
| #16 | weathered barrel | 2,000 |
| #50 | wet tack | 1 |
| #130 | wet venom duct | 2 |
| #71 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 9 |
| #63 | whalecake | 1 |
| #117 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #28 | white Crimbo ball | 1,006 |
| #237 | white class ring | 42 |
| #35 | white elephant gift | 2 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #8 | white mana | 353 |
| #60 | white page | 8 |
| #125 | white tulip | 1 |
| #86 | white wine | 1 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #10 | willyweed | 287 |
| #58 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 10 |
| #1870 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #74 | wind-up ensign | 5 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #99 | wind-up navigation droid | 3 |
| #131 | wind-up owl | 2 |
| #71 | wind-up spider | 1 |
| #134 | wind-up vampire teeth | 2 |
| #10 | windicle | 8 |
| #94 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #28 | witch hat | 18 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #18 | witch's bread | 9 |
| #12 | witch's brew | 11 |
| #294 | witty rapier | 10 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #905 | wolfman mask | 3 |
| #15 | wolfskull mask | 5 |
| #46 | wool sock | 1 |
| #52 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #77 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #76 | worst candy | 1 |
| #591 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #22 | wrestling mask | 36 |
| #13 | wriggling severed nose | 11 |
| 🥉 | wriggling worm | 989 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #60 | wumpus hair | 32 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #16 | x-ray mirror | 52 |
| #1329 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #696 | yellow gummi ingot | 19 |
| #95 | yellow pixel | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |
| #127 | yule gruel | 5 |
| #125 | yule hatchet | 2 |
| #104 | yule pup | 1 |
| #21 | zombie | 44 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #56 | zombie dinosaur egg | 2 |
| #32 | zombie hollandaise | 93 |
| #21 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | zombie mariachi pants | 2 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |