Museum :: AnxiousHyrax

AnxiousHyrax

Rank	Item	Quantity
#23	Überraschthexengebräu	43
#581	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#18	"KICK ME" sign	171
#78	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	4
#233	"caramel" orange	1
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#88	11-leaf clover	5
#211	1952 Mickey Mantle card	2
#195	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#103	4-d camera	2
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#47	8-billed baseball cap	2
#25	A muse-bouche	48
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#24	ASCII fu manchu	62
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#20	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	51
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#180	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#173	Alice's Army Coward	2
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#34	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#35	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	2
#205	Alice's Army Guard	2
#205	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#170	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#188	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	3
#106	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#204	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#205	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#204	Alice's Army Page	2
#182	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#109	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#178	Alice's Army Spearsman	3
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#207	Alice's Army Wallman	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#121	Ambitious Turkey	2
#11	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	14
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#24	Ancient Protector Soda	29
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#55	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	2
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#4	BOOtonniere	10
#307	BRICKO eye brick	26
#70	BRICKO reactor	5
#31	BRICKO stud	52
#19	BUBBLE GUM	52
#354	BURT	68
#50	Baja sopapilla	9
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#13	Bangyomaman battle juice	99
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1569	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#39	Batfellow comic	5
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#16	Beach Buck	818
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
🥇	Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#41	Bloody Nora	2
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#15	Bonestabber	3
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#104	Boozehounds Anonymous token	10
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#47	Boss Drops	21
#134	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#72	Boxing Day Pass	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#27	Brandonian footlocker key	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#42	Bustle Hustler	3
#190	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#993	CRIMBCO mug	9
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#747	CRIMBCO wine	10
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#92	CSA all-purpose soap	26
#24	CSA fire-starting kit	812
#83	Candicaine	1
#41	Candy Alexander	3
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#19	Charity's choker	53
#123	Cheer-Up soda	4
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#30	Chester's moustache	3
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#16	Chroner	4,757
#36	Churchill	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#44	Clara's bell	17
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#47	Cloaca Cola Polar	200
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#74	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#6	Coinspiracy	11,112
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#417	Cold Hots candy	12
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#36	Comet Pop	13
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#138	Corpse Island iced tea	37
#110	Cosmic Calorie	194
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#14	Cracklin' Oat Bran	105
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#84	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	54
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#299	Crimbo Credit	21
#57	Crimbo Factory surprise box	42
#560	Crimbo candied pecan	18
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#76	Crimbo crystal shards	3
#99	Crimbo dinner	5
#174	Crimbo food scraps	6
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#327	Crimbo salad	4
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#139	Crimbo train emergency brake	17
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#175	Crimbojito	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#307	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#108	Crimbosmopolitan	5
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#126	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#192	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	2
#19	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	38
#305	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
🥈	Crimbuck	40,000
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#18	DUFRESNE Suds	335
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#72	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#30	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	24
#610	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	10
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#27	Dinsey food-cone	2
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
🥉	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	7,601
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#27	Dragonscale breastplate	1
#5	Drapes-You-Regally	2
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#268	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	2
#4	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	69
#10	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	2
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#6	Driplet	99
#632	Drowsy Sword	28
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#8	Drunkula's silky pants	3
#28	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	1
#39	Dust bunny	236
#29	Dweebisol™ inhaler	53
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#152	El Vibrato power sphere	9
#42	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	5
#83	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	8
#125	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	5
#128	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	3
#34	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	8
#56	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	7
#41	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	8
#80	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	13
#112	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	9
#25	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	16
#41	El Vibrato restraints	15
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#97	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#193	Elf Guard MPC	577
#52	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#79	Elf Guard eyedrops	4
#81	Elf Guard honor present	2
#100	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#118	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#14	Elizabeth's paintbrush	42
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#16	Enchanted Flyswatter	73
#7	Enchanted Plunger	195
#530	FDKOL commendation	164
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#137	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	1
#133	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	2
#17	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	386
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#32	Fitspiration™ poster	85
#31	Five Second Energy™	2
#16	Flaskfull of Hollow	2,696
#10	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	13
#53	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#106	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	2
🥈	Freddy Kruegerand	12,345
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#113	Friendliness Beverage	84
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#11	Frosty's frosty mug	246
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#26	Fu Manchu Wax	52
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#23	Fun-Guy spore	31
#12	FunFunds™	8,228
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#176	Game Grid ticket	28
#126	Game Grid token	30
#65	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	93
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#17	Gearhead Goo	79
#14	Gets-You-Drunk	9
#88	Gin Mint	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#8	Glenn's golden dice	15
#17	Gnollish Crossdress	70
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#846	Go-Wassail	7
#8	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	2
#47	Good 'n' Quiet	3
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#528	Goodfella contract	30
#43	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	18
#17	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#95	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#6	Great Wolf's headband	3
#8	Great Wolf's lice	1
#296	Green Clover of Justice	7
#34	Grey Guanon	1
#25	Groll doll	177
#524	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#5	HOA citation pad	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#23	Handsome Devil	5
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#19	Hodgman's blanket	69
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#13	Hodgman's varcolac paw	3
#50	Holiday Fun!	59
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#37	Hundred Headed IPA	9
#11	Hunger™ Sauce	15
#63	Ice Island Long Tea	2
#25	Iceberglar scarf	47
#26	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	351
#8	Illuminati earpiece	172
#227	Inner Strength	2
#82	Inner Truth	4
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#624	Instant Karma	7
#84	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#24	Jack-O-Lantern beer	57
#106	Jack-in-the-box	47
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#113	Jamaican coffee	1
🥇	January's Garbage Tote	1
🥉	Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	1
#19	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	10
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#87	Kelflar vest	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#30	Knob Goblin Mutagen	108
#422	Knob Goblin firecracker	38
#857	Knob Goblin love potion	3
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#87	Knob pasty	7
#77	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	20
#22	Kokomo Resort Chip	58
#22	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	19
#40	Kokomo Resort Pass	6
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
🥇	Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	1
#20	Kudzu slaw	61
#6	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	13,102
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#16	LCD game: Burger Belt	242
#16	LCD game: Food Eater	277
#16	LCD game: Garbage River	263
#669	LED block	1
#34	LOLmec statuette	2
#11	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	13
🥈	LOV Elephant	1,585
#21	LOV Emotionizer	6
#41	LOV Enamorang	3
#14	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#23	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	27
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#15	Lavalos's shell	6
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#20	Leonard's glasses	65
🥈	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	478
#26	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	78
#77	Li'l Businessman Kit	4
#43	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#1571	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	13
#34	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1,496
#25	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	1
🥈	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	1
🥈	LyleCo premium monocle	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#27	Mansquito's blood	44
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#96	Mark of the Ghost	2
#60	Mark of the Skeleton	5
#68	Mark of the Vampire	4
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#141	Marquis de Poivre soda	125
#20	Martialest Arts trophy	5
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#23	Master Thief's utility belt	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#4	Mayor Ghost's gavel	2
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#12	Mayor Ghost's sash	1
#8	Mayor Ghost's toupee	2
#32	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	202
#491	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#57	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	191
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#118	Mer-kin cookiestove	17
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#88	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
#57	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#148	Mer-kin prayerbeads	2
#11	Mer-kin rollpin	2
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#66	Mer-kin thingpouch	15
#37	Meteorite-Ade	24
#492	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	7
#55	Microplushie: Bropane	177
#48	Microplushie: Dorkonide	71
#44	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	92
#69	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	36
#42	Microplushie: Gothochondria	166
#49	Microplushie: Hippylase	224
#33	Microplushie: Hipsterine	31
#38	Microplushie: Hobomosome	124
#46	Microplushie: Otakulone	251
#50	Microplushie: Raverdrine	126
#45	Microplushie: Sororitrate	184
#35	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	181
#133	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#8	Missing Eye Simulation Device	185
#1631	Mob Penguin cellular phone	4
#50	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#56	Mortimer's nostrum	9
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#7	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	18
#42	Mr. Haggis	102
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#47	My First Art of War	17
#140	Mysterious Black Box	3
#149	Mysterious Blue Box	2
#161	Mysterious Green Box	1
#39	Mysterious Island iced tea	2
#154	Mysterious Red Box	1
#524	NPZR chemistry set	3
#29	Neverending Party favor	42
#30	New Age hurting crystal	30
#39	Newark	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#25	Northern pemmican	21
#34	O	11
#75	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	7
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#12	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	217
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#17	Oppossum	1
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#23	Osk'r Chow	40
#119	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#50	Outer Wolf™ cologne	2
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#32	PB&J with the crusts cut off	181
#41	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	451
#72	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2
#566	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	12
#26	Party-in-a-Can™	6
#58	Pecos Dave's sixgun	3
#20	Pener's drumstick	5
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#44	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#40	Phil Collins	1
#21	Phlegethon	2
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#14	PirateRealm party hat	1
#32	Pneumo bar	3
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#14	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	56
#16	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	29
#45	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	10
#15	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	36
#18	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	35
#22	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	29
#14	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	54
#17	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	20
#20	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	29
#15	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	58
#11	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	23
#14	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	60
#16	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	60
#11	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	65
#17	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	55
#80	Polka Pop	13
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#201	Professor What T-Shirt	2
#6	Professor of Spelunkology	1
#44	Punchplanter	1
#33	Purple Beast energy drink	162
#36	R'lyeh	3
#57	Racisto Ruidoso	8
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#42	Red Army camouflage kit	42
#34	Red Roger's red left foot	1
#39	Red Roger's red left hand	1
#32	Red Roger's red right foot	1
#42	Red Roger's red right hand	1
#65	Red Roger's reliquary	13
🥇	Red Roger's skull	1
#58	Red Rover BB gun	56
#80	Red X Shield	1
#19	Redeye™ Eyedrops	82
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#16	Rogue Windmill Rouge	64
#22	Rubee™	2,932
#102	S.A.V.E. flyer	3
#21	S.S. Ticket	1
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#6	SMOOCH coffee cup	2
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#74	Sacramento wine	8
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#15	Sasq™ watch	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#102	Saturday Night Special	2
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#33	Scent of a Human™ candle	2
#125	Science Notebook	1
#22	Scuba Snack	38
#160	Senior Mints	72
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#84	Shivering Chèvre	53
#81	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	15
#42	Shot of Kardashian Gin	3
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#43	Skullery Maid's Knee	58
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#28	Smart Bone Dust	43
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#42	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
#63	Source essence	30
#42	Source terminal file: substats.enh	2
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#24	Spacegate Research	2,304
#37	Spant eggs	2
#17	Spirit of Easter	2
#16	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	1
#12	Spirit of Thanksgiving	1
#13	Spirit of Veteran's Day	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#44	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	4
#65	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
#73	Stephen's secret formula	2
#9	Stone Golem pebbles	934
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#53	Suppurating Sinner	1
#44	Swedish coffee	2
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#197	TI-9000 calculator	1
#21	TRIO cup of beer	8
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
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#20	the Ley Incursion's waist	1
#155	the funk	1
#15	the kindest cold cut	74
#35	the most dangerous bait	66
#119	thermos full of Knob coffee	8
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#72	three-tiered wedding cake	11
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#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
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#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
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#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#820	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#44	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	2
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#274	tiny plastic golden gundam	2
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
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#258	tomato juice of powerful power	6
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#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#110	tommy gun	1
#7	tonguebone	8
#163	tonic djinn	1
#821	tooth	4
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#10	topeé	3
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#14	topiary tights	3
#22	totally sweet mohawk helmet	43
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#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#89	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
🥇	train whistle	1
#39	transmission from planet Xi	2
#277	transparent nog	1
#9	transparent pants	7
#128	transporter transponder	11
#19	traumatic holiday memory	2
#478	tree skirt	1
#5	trench lighter	1
#57	trick coin	2
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#138	trout fang	1
#71	tube of herbal ointment	1
#21	tube of pendulum lube	51
#19	tube of villain white	60
#22	turtle mud	47
#180	turtle pheromones	24
#54	turtle wax shield	2
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#1077	twinkly wad	1
#82	twisted-up wet towel	2
#25	twitching space egg	1
#94	twitching time capsule	5
#21	una poca de gracia	79
#67	unbearable light	7
#30	unfinished fruitcake	8
#7	unfinished pleasure	20
#28	unholy water	82
#74	unidentified drink	57
#203	universal biscuit	1
#163	unquiet spirits	7
#27	unremarkable duffel bag	166
#968	untamable turtle	2
#44	unused walkie-talkie	23
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#27	unusual oil	7
#180	useless powder	1,057
#9	valuable coin	669
#2167	valuable trinket	3
#168	vampire chowder	1
#668	vampire collar	1
#176	vampire glitter	2
#111	vampire pellet	2
#25	van key	174
#36	velcro boots	1
#29	velcro broadsword	2
#28	velcro shield	1
🥉	vengeful spirit	13
#24	very fancy whiskey	11
#77	very hot lunch	1
#26	very small red dress	158
#11	vial of hot blood	6
#13	vial of swamp vapors	98
#239	vinegar	155
#51	vinyl shield	1
#196	viral DNA	1
#49	viral video	1
#40	void burger	78
#40	void lager	57
#49	void stone	70
#467	volcanic ash	4
#58	voodoo glowskull	73
#5	voodoo snuff	231
#16	votive candle	50
#84	wad of cotton	28
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#266	wand of pigification	1
#99	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#160	warbear accoutrements chunk	42
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#174	warbear breakfast machine assembler	3
#109	warbear chemistry lab	2
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#79	warbear drone assembler	7
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#149	warbear empathy chip	4
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#71	warbear gyro	5
#227	warbear gyrocopter	4
#84	warbear helm fragment	75
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#76	warbear laser beacon	3
#355	warbear metalworking primer	2
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#364	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#99	warbear requisition box	62
#27	warbear robo-camouflage unit	28
#369	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	2
#216	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#174	warbear trouser fragment	35
#23	warehouse clerk's glasses	41
#252	warehouse key	1
#25	warehouse walkie-talkie	35
#26	warm fur	3
#30	warm war shawarma	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#474	water wings	1
#56	water wings for babies	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#119	waterlogged cloth	7
#144	waterlogged leather	4
#135	waterlogged metal	5
#134	waterlogged stuffing	5
#137	waterlogged wood	1
#40	wax banana	1
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#11	weasel stomping pants	1
#16	weathered barrel	2,000
#48	wet tack	1
#130	wet venom duct	2
#61	whalecake	1
#116	whalesteak	1
#28	white Crimbo ball	1,006
#237	white class ring	42
#35	white elephant gift	2
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#8	white mana	353
#58	white page	8
#126	white tulip	1
#85	white wine	1
#26	willowy bonnet	2
#10	willyweed	287
#56	wind-up Whatsian robot	10
#1869	wind-up chattering teeth	2
#73	wind-up ensign	5
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#98	wind-up navigation droid	3
#129	wind-up owl	2
#71	wind-up spider	1
#132	wind-up vampire teeth	2
#10	windicle	8
#94	wings of fire	1
#28	witch hat	18
🥇	witch's bra	1
#18	witch's bread	9
#12	witch's brew	11
#294	witty rapier	10
🥈	wolf whistle	1
#905	wolfman mask	3
#15	wolfskull mask	5
#46	wool sock	1
#52	worksite credentials	1
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#74	worst candy	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#23	wrestling mask	35
#15	wriggling severed nose	10
🥉	wriggling worm	988
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#60	wumpus hair	32
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#16	x-ray mirror	52
#1329	x-ray specs	2
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#726	yellow gummi ingot	14
#94	yellow pixel	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#37	yule grog	1
#126	yule gruel	5
#125	yule hatchet	2
#102	yule pup	1
#21	zombie	44
#18	zombie accordion	1
#56	zombie dinosaur egg	2
#31	zombie hollandaise	93
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
#9	zombie mariachi pants	2
#852	zombie pineal gland	5

Wow, that's 353,902 items total!

what items are this player missing?