| #23 | Überraschthexengebräu | 42 |
| #581 | "DRINK ME" potion | 2 |
| #17 | "KICK ME" sign | 171 |
| #77 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 4 |
| #230 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #24 | "honey" dipper | 1 |
| #84 | 11-leaf clover | 5 |
| #208 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 2 |
| #197 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 2 |
| #102 | 4-d camera | 2 |
| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #47 | 8-billed baseball cap | 2 |
| #24 | A muse-bouche | 48 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #22 | ASCII fu manchu | 62 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #21 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 51 |
| #93 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #53 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #177 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 3 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
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| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #34 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 2 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #35 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 2 |
| #200 | Alice's Army Guard | 2 |
| #200 | Alice's Army Halberder | 2 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #166 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 2 |
| #183 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 3 |
| #103 | Alice's Army Martyr | 2 |
| #200 | Alice's Army Ninja | 2 |
| #202 | Alice's Army Nurse | 2 |
| #200 | Alice's Army Page | 2 |
| #179 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 3 |
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| #174 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 3 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #204 | Alice's Army Wallman | 2 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #117 | Ambitious Turkey | 2 |
| #11 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 14 |
| #1460 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #22 | Ancient Protector Soda | 29 |
| #2227 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #533 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #2097 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1217 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #53 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 2 |
| #58 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #562 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #4 | BOOtonniere | 10 |
| #307 | BRICKO eye brick | 26 |
| #71 | BRICKO reactor | 5 |
| #32 | BRICKO stud | 50 |
| #18 | BUBBLE GUM | 51 |
| #351 | BURT | 68 |
| #51 | Baja sopapilla | 9 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #12 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 99 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1563 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #185 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 3 |
| #39 | Batfellow comic | 5 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #16 | Beach Buck | 814 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #39 | Bloody Nora | 2 |
| #523 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #15 | Bonestabber | 3 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #104 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 10 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #2259 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #47 | Boss Drops | 21 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #71 | Boxing Day Pass | 1 |
| #93 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #1734 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #41 | Bustle Hustler | 3 |
| #187 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #995 | CRIMBCO mug | 9 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #92 | CSA all-purpose soap | 26 |
| #24 | CSA fire-starting kit | 812 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #38 | Candy Alexander | 3 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #19 | Charity's choker | 49 |
| #121 | Cheer-Up soda | 4 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #180 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #30 | Chester's moustache | 3 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #86 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #18 | Chroner | 4,601 |
| #35 | Churchill | 1 |
| #161 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #10 | Clan hot dog stand | 1 |
| #45 | Clara's bell | 17 |
| #736 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #47 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 200 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #154 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #67 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #6 | Coinspiracy | 11,112 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #433 | Cold Hots candy | 11 |
| #347 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 2 |
| #36 | Comet Pop | 13 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #329 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #138 | Corpse Island iced tea | 37 |
| #110 | Cosmic Calorie | 194 |
| #25 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #12 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 104 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 54 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #298 | Crimbo Credit | 21 |
| #56 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 42 |
| #557 | Crimbo candied pecan | 18 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #74 | Crimbo crystal shards | 3 |
| #95 | Crimbo dinner | 5 |
| #170 | Crimbo food scraps | 6 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #325 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
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| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
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| #134 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 17 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
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| #305 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 2 |
| #104 | Crimbosmopolitan | 5 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #178 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 2 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 38 |
| #252 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 2 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbuck | 40,000 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #4244 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #17 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 1 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #18 | DUFRESNE Suds | 335 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #13 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #32 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 24 |
| #608 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #26 | Dinsey food-cone | 2 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #30 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| 🥉 | Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic | 7,601 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #28 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #5 | Drapes-You-Regally | 2 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #264 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 2 |
| #4 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 69 |
| #10 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 2 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #5 | Driplet | 99 |
| #631 | Drowsy Sword | 28 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's silky pants | 3 |
| #29 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Dust bunny | 236 |
| #27 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 53 |
| #422 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1781 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #149 | El Vibrato power sphere | 9 |
| #41 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 5 |
| #82 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 8 |
| #124 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 5 |
| #126 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 3 |
| #33 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 8 |
| #55 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 7 |
| #39 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 8 |
| #80 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 13 |
| #111 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 9 |
| #25 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 16 |
| #39 | El Vibrato restraints | 15 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #1459 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #476 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 3 |
| #91 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #295 | Elf Guard MPC | 2 |
| #51 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #74 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 4 |
| #76 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #90 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #45 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #14 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 42 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #16 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 71 |
| #6 | Enchanted Plunger | 193 |
| #532 | FDKOL commendation | 164 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #138 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 1 |
| #135 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 2 |
| #15 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 386 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #31 | Fitspiration™ poster | 85 |
| #31 | Five Second Energy™ | 2 |
| #16 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 2,696 |
| #9 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 13 |
| #52 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #103 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 2 |
| 🥈 | Freddy Kruegerand | 12,345 |
| #48 | French bronilla brogurt | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #110 | Friendliness Beverage | 84 |
| #65 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #63 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #11 | Frosty's frosty mug | 246 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #24 | Fu Manchu Wax | 51 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #23 | Fun-Guy spore | 31 |
| #11 | FunFunds™ | 8,228 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #172 | Game Grid ticket | 28 |
| #211 | Game Grid token | 4 |
| #64 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 93 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #17 | Gearhead Goo | 79 |
| #12 | Gets-You-Drunk | 9 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #1596 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #8 | Glenn's golden dice | 15 |
| #16 | Gnollish Crossdress | 69 |
| #51 | Gnollish sangria | 1 |
| #845 | Go-Wassail | 7 |
| #7 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 2 |
| #44 | Good 'n' Quiet | 3 |
| #541 | Goodfella contract | 28 |
| #42 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 18 |
| #18 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #82 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 2 |
| #722 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #66 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #6 | Great Wolf's headband | 3 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #7 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #294 | Green Clover of Justice | 7 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #24 | Groll doll | 177 |
| #522 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #23 | Handsome Devil | 5 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1138 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #45 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #18 | Hodgman's blanket | 69 |
| #117 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #167 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #13 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 3 |
| #48 | Holiday Fun! | 59 |
| #109 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #35 | Hundred Headed IPA | 9 |
| #11 | Hunger™ Sauce | 15 |
| #63 | Ice Island Long Tea | 2 |
| #23 | Iceberglar scarf | 47 |
| #25 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 350 |
| #7 | Illuminati earpiece | 172 |
| #226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #83 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #607 | Instant Karma | 7 |
| #82 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 2 |
| #23 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 57 |
| #109 | Jack-in-the-box | 46 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #105 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | January's Garbage Tote | 1 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| #19 | Jerks' Health™ Magazine | 10 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #77 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #25 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 106 |
| #421 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 38 |
| #854 | Knob Goblin love potion | 3 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #889 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #86 | Knob pasty | 7 |
| #74 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 20 |
| #22 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 58 |
| #22 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 19 |
| #40 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 6 |
| #719 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase | 1 |
| #20 | Kudzu slaw | 60 |
| #6 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 13,102 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #17 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 242 |
| #17 | LCD game: Food Eater | 276 |
| #16 | LCD game: Garbage River | 261 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #33 | LOLmec statuette | 2 |
| #11 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 13 |
| 🥈 | LOV Elephant | 1,508 |
| #21 | LOV Emotionizer | 6 |
| #41 | LOV Enamorang | 3 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #20 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 27 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #809 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #15 | Lavalos's shell | 6 |
| #225 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #773 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #16 | Leonard's glasses | 63 |
| #24 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 74 |
| #76 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 4 |
| #45 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #143 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #1568 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #33 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1,496 |
| #24 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #27 | Mansquito's blood | 43 |
| #124 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #93 | Mark of the Ghost | 2 |
| #58 | Mark of the Skeleton | 5 |
| #65 | Mark of the Vampire | 4 |
| #126 | Mark of the Zombie | 1 |
| #139 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 125 |
| #20 | Martialest Arts trophy | 5 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #24 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 2 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #11 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #31 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 201 |
| #488 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 2 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #57 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 191 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #119 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 17 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #86 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #147 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 2 |
| #11 | Mer-kin rollpin | 2 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #64 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 15 |
| #36 | Meteorite-Ade | 24 |
| #492 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 7 |
| #54 | Microplushie: Bropane | 177 |
| #46 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 70 |
| #42 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 92 |
| #67 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 36 |
| #42 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 166 |
| #49 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 221 |
| #34 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 29 |
| #37 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 123 |
| #45 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 245 |
| #47 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 125 |
| #44 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 182 |
| #34 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 181 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #10 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #6 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 185 |
| #1961 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #55 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #55 | Mortimer's nostrum | 9 |
| #78 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 18 |
| #44 | Mr. Haggis | 99 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #44 | My First Art of War | 17 |
| #135 | Mysterious Black Box | 3 |
| #143 | Mysterious Blue Box | 2 |
| #154 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #38 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 2 |
| #149 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #522 | NPZR chemistry set | 3 |
| #27 | Neverending Party favor | 42 |
| #29 | New Age hurting crystal | 30 |
| #38 | Newark | 1 |
| #725 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1191 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #23 | Northern pemmican | 21 |
| #32 | O | 11 |
| #74 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 7 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #12 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 217 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #17 | Oppossum | 1 |
| #864 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #20 | Osk'r Chow | 39 |
| #115 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #50 | Outer Wolf™ cologne | 2 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #33 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 181 |
| #39 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 451 |
| #73 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 2 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #23 | Party-in-a-Can™ | 6 |
| #58 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 3 |
| #20 | Pener's drumstick | 5 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #38 | Phil Collins | 1 |
| #21 | Phlegethon | 2 |
| #616 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #13 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| #30 | Pneumo bar | 3 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #14 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 54 |
| #22 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 26 |
| #44 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 10 |
| #15 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 36 |
| #21 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 29 |
| #26 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 27 |
| #15 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 50 |
| #19 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 18 |
| #25 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 26 |
| #19 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 52 |
| #14 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 22 |
| #17 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 50 |
| #18 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 53 |
| #11 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 57 |
| #17 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 49 |
| #80 | Polka Pop | 13 |
| #329 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #197 | Professor What T-Shirt | 2 |
| #6 | Professor of Spelunkology | 1 |
| #43 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #33 | Purple Beast energy drink | 162 |
| #36 | R'lyeh | 3 |
| #57 | Racisto Ruidoso | 8 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #41 | Red Army camouflage kit | 42 |
| #33 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #40 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #65 | Red Roger's reliquary | 13 |
| 🥇 | Red Roger's skull | 1 |
| #61 | Red Rover BB gun | 54 |
| #79 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #18 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 80 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #15 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 64 |
| #22 | Rubee™ | 2,932 |
| #100 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 3 |
| #21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
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| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #6 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 2 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| #69 | Sacramento wine | 8 |
| #708 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #14 | Sasq™ watch | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #101 | Saturday Night Special | 2 |
| #2539 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #19 | Scuba Snack | 38 |
| #160 | Senior Mints | 72 |
| #973 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #84 | Shivering Chèvre | 53 |
| #80 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 15 |
| #39 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 3 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #38 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 58 |
| #87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #389 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #27 | Smart Bone Dust | 42 |
| #151 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #43 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #60 | Source essence | 30 |
| #23 | Spacegate Research | 2,304 |
| #36 | Spant eggs | 2 |
| 🥇 | SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #41 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 4 |
| #62 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #71 | Stephen's secret formula | 2 |
| #8 | Stone Golem pebbles | 934 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #38 | Swedish coffee | 2 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #19 | TRIO cup of beer | 8 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #58 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 108 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #27 | The Author's inkwell | 38 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #12 | The Bomb | 63 |
| 🥇 | The Cocktail Shaker | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #8 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 196 |
| #21 | The Emperor's new cookie | 11 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #36 | The Emperor's new pants | 2 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #22 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #49 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #40 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #41 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #11 | The Kloop in the Coop | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #1031 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #14 | The Sword in the Steak | 1 |
| #121 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #28 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 218 |
| #54 | Third Base | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #19 | Thriller Ice | 6 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1569 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1014 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1935 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1781 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1149 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #127 | Trainbot circuitry | 7 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #106 | Trainbot linkages | 10 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #124 | Trainbot optics | 8 |
| #118 | Trainbot plating | 8 |
| #28 | Trainbot radar monocle | 3 |
| #111 | Trainbot servomotors | 10 |
| #148 | Trainbot slag | 14 |
| #127 | Trainbot tubing | 6 |
| #930 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #26 | Turtle Bowl | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #36 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 2 |
| #48 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 13 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #76 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 6 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #22 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #35 | VYKEA blood rune | 1 |
| #26 | VYKEA bracket | 100 |
| #33 | VYKEA dowel | 400 |
| #35 | VYKEA frenzy rune | 1 |
| #54 | VYKEA hex key | 2 |
| #23 | VYKEA instructions | 30 |
| #23 | VYKEA lightning rune | 2 |
| #23 | VYKEA plank | 200 |
| #17 | VYKEA rail | 328 |
| #37 | VYKEA woadpaint | 53 |
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| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #19 | Volcoino | 200 |
| #18 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 558 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #64 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #847 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 8 |
| #6 | Warms-Your-Tush | 2 |
| #39 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #204 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 3 |
| #32 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 52 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #22 | Winifred's whistle | 1 |
| #136 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 154 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #39 | X | 4 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #726 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #160 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 3 |
| #90 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 250 |
| #1611 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #263 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #651 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #24 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | abandoned candy | 4,494 |
| #29 | accidental mutton | 2 |
| #31 | actual reality goggles | 162 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #32 | airblaster gun | 198 |
| #31 | alien animal goo | 10 |
| #24 | alien autoautopsy kit | 67 |
| #139 | alien drugs | 18 |
| #18 | alien hologram projector | 51 |
| #29 | alien meat | 35 |
| #19 | alien plant goo | 19 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #23 | alpine watercolor set | 1 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
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| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #78 | angry inch | 1 |
| #23 | ankleweights | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #879 | anticheese | 2 |
| #116 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #51 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #31 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #24 | antique nutcracker figurine | 15 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker hat | 2 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker pants | 2 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #43 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #926 | antique record album | 1 |
| #15 | antique spyglass | 5 |
| #146 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #16 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #372 | around the world | 3 |
| #196 | arrowgram | 3 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #43 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 90 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #53 | asbestos thermos | 6 |
| #26 | assassin's cheese knife | 40 |
| #49 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
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| #8 | autumnal aegis | 1 |
| #12 | autumnic balm | 1 |
| #8 | autumnic bomb | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #11 | backwoods banjo | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #3275 | badass belt | 13 |
| 🥇 | bag of bones | 381 |
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| #26 | bag of random words | 39 |
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| #428 | balaclava | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #25 | ballpark hot daub | 7 |
| #19 | baloney rotgut | 48 |
| #93 | balsa plank | 1 |
| #12 | balsam barrel | 1 |
| #52 | banana | 188 |
| #19 | banana peel | 225 |
| #62 | banjo kazoo mount | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #42 | barnacled barrel | 20 |
| #16 | barrel beryl | 20 |
| #8 | barrel cracker | 173 |
| #62 | barrel gun | 2 |
| #9 | barrel pickle | 173 |
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| 🥈 | basaltamander buckler | 2 |
| #22 | batarang | 47 |
| #505 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #123 | battered hubcap | 4 |
| #15 | battery (9-Volt) | 10 |
| #11 | battery (car) | 42 |
| #16 | battery (lantern) | 5 |
| #24 | battery-powered drill | 4 |
| #32 | bauxite beret | 14 |
| #31 | bauxite bow-tie | 11 |
| #32 | bauxite boxers | 11 |
| #197 | beavermouth | 10 |
| #23 | beery blood | 200 |
| #27 | beholed bedsheet | 18 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #23 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| #285 | big boom | 3 |
| #18 | big dribbly candle | 28 |
| #29 | big glob of skin | 8 |
| #332 | big rock | 2 |
| #36 | big tun | 200 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #72 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #42 | black Crimbo ball | 506 |
| #120 | black cloak | 1 |
| #162 | black eyedrops | 5 |
| #136 | black facepaint | 2 |
| #51 | black friar's tonsure | 64 |
| #146 | black gold | 3 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #50 | black magic powder | 74 |
| #20 | black mana | 75 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #666 | black shield | 1 |
| #41 | black slime glob | 2 |
| #93 | black spot | 8 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #73 | black tear | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #28 | black-and-blue light | 1,650 |
| #225 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #78 | blank prescription sheet | 2 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #38 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #82 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 187 |
| #36 | blob of acid | 99 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #73 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #39 | blood-red mushroom wine | 2 |
| #92 | blowdart | 3 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #568 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #44 | blue grass | 44 |
| #13 | blue mana | 403 |
| #58 | blue oyster badge | 47 |
| #32 | blue plasma ball | 1,480 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #194 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 7 |
| #11 | bomb of unknown origin | 1 |
| #157 | bone aperitif | 3 |
| #366 | bone chips | 40 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #17 | booby trap | 55 |
| #134 | book of matches | 3 |
| #39 | booze bindle | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #35 | borrowed time | 40 |
| #14 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 15 |
| #162 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #24 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 4 |
| #16 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 7 |
| #12 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 8 |
| #62 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #27 | bottle of Professor Beer | 5 |
| #12 | bottle of Race Car Red | 7 |
| #28 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 3 |
| #27 | bottle of Red-Out | 50 |
| #203 | bottle of antifreeze | 5 |
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| #76 | bottle of lighter fluid | 1 |
| #288 | bottle of pirate juice | 3 |
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| #1440 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #891 | bottle of whiskey | 12 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #19 | bottoms of the barrel | 6 |
| #149 | boulder | 15 |
| #90 | bowl of Jeal-O | 70 |
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| #60 | bowl of maggots | 1 |
| #43 | bowl of mernudo | 95 |
| #69 | bowl of mummy guts | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #44 | bowl of topioca | 1 |
| #169 | bowling ball | 3 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #44 | box of hammers | 3 |
| #587 | box of sunshine | 545 |
| #66 | boxed gumball machine | 2 |
| #18 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 7 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #5 | bran muffin | 1 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #184 | brass gear | 5 |
| #47 | bread line | 8 |
| #37 | bread man | 7 |
| #158 | bread pie | 1 |
| #140 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #1299 | brick | 17 |
| #747 | briefcase | 1 |
| #10 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 1 |
| #130 | brigand brittle | 52 |
| #204 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #40 | brocolate brogurt | 1 |
| #41 | broken clock | 2 |
| #54 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 4 |
| #434 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #19 | bronze polish | 48 |
| #125 | brown paper bag mask | 2 |
| #109 | brown paper pants | 2 |
| #82 | browser cookie | 1 |
| #73 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 8 |
| #20 | bubblegum heart | 319 |
| #17 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 69 |
| #298 | bubblin' crude | 22 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #24 | bucket of fish juice | 110 |
| #7 | buffalo dime | 141 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #23 | bugbear purification pill | 46 |
| #21 | bull blubber | 60 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #26 | bundle of firewood | 1 |
| #279 | bunny liver | 25 |
| #40 | burning newspaper | 2 |
| #16 | burnt stick | 2 |
| #226 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #45 | button rouge | 43 |
| #45 | cabooze | 10 |
| #8 | camouflage T-shirt | 5 |
| #14 | campfire baked potato | 1 |
| #17 | campfire beans | 1 |
| #24 | campfire coffee | 1 |
| #22 | campfire hot dog | 1 |
| #18 | campfire s'more | 1 |
| #17 | campfire smoke | 1 |
| #15 | campfire stew | 1 |
| #39 | can of Adultwitch™ | 2 |
| #91 | can of Binarrrca | 111 |
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| #51 | can of Drooling Monk | 2 |
| #42 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 4 |
| #78 | can of V-11 | 6 |
| #30 | can of black paint | 19 |
| #32 | can of cherry-flavored sterno | 1 |
| #24 | can of drain cleaner | 41 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #97 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #29 | can-you-dig-it? | 7 |
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| #32 | candied kobold | 185 |
| #55 | candied lime | 2 |
| #454 | candy brain | 6 |
| #69 | candy cane | 604 |
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| #14 | candy carrot cake | 6 |
| #41 | candy dress shoes | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
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| #39 | candy mountain oyster | 2 |
| #39 | candy necktie | 2 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #15 | candy stick | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #46 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #609 | canteen of wine | 42 |
| #18 | cap gun | 177 |
| #19 | captured boozles | 54 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #21 | carton of gaspers | 42 |
| #187 | carton of rotten eggs | 10 |
| #44 | cashew | 2 |
| #388 | casino pass | 7 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #183 | cement sandals | 5 |
| #6 | censored can label | 163 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #264 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #75 | charisma potion | 4 |
| #103 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #24 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 46 |
| #50 | cheap studded belt | 1,098 |
| #99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #1659 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #86 | cheap wind-up clock | 14 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #119 | cheer-o-gram | 4 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #21 | chest barrel | 4 |
| #47 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #18 | chewable paper | 231 |
| #65 | chicle de salchicha | 1 |
| #17 | child-sized dracula cloak | 44 |
| #91 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 22 |
| #29 | chocolate "Phoenix" | 2 |
| #18 | chocolate Ogre Chieftain | 4 |
| #25 | chocolate Spider Queen | 3 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #162 | chocolate filthy lucre | 60 |
| #35 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 5 |
| #102 | chocolate pasta spoon | 9 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #13 | chocolate rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #21 | chocolate-covered loofah | 1 |
| #23 | chocolate-stained collar | 1 |
| #98 | chocomotive | 7 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #371 | chrome sword | 2 |
| #34 | cinnamon cannoli | 1 |
| #66 | cinnamon machine oil | 153 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #35 | clingfilm tangle | 2 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #80 | cloning kit | 23 |
| #77 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #109 | cloudy potion | 199 |
| #24 | clove-flavored lip balm | 97 |
| #1023 | club necklace | 7 |
| #7 | clumsiness bark | 833 |
| #29 | coal contact lenses | 37 |
| #103 | coal dust | 1 |
| #86 | coal shovel | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #27 | cocoa of youth | 1 |
| #12 | cod cape | 5 |
| #113 | cold seal sweat | 30 |
| #26 | cold-filtered water | 100 |
| #53 | collapsible baton | 1 |
| #135 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 14 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #21 | colorful toad | 259 |
| #78 | comb jelly | 1 |
| #98 | comfy coffin | 9 |
| #170 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| #25 | compounded experience | 44 |
| #17 | compressed air canister | 67 |
| #157 | compression stocking | 3 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #16 | confiscated cell phone | 294 |
| #21 | confiscated comic book | 261 |
| #17 | confiscated love note | 286 |
| #7 | confusing LED clock | 1,145 |
| #17 | conjured ice cream | 57 |
| #6 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
| #56 | contract enforcement stick | 39 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #51 | cool spore pod | 5 |
| #51 | cop dollar | 148 |
| #572 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #40 | corned beet | 7 |
| #22 | corned-beef Reuben | 150 |
| #172 | corpse on the beach | 29 |
| #30 | corpsebite | 11 |
| #110 | corpsedriver | 41 |
| #89 | corpsetini | 49 |
| #366 | corrupted data | 33 |
| #30 | cosmetic football | 63 |
| #18 | costume rental shop | 56 |
| #35 | counterfeit city | 1 |
| #153 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 3 |
| #131 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #10 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #10 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #219 | crappy brain | 8 |
| #136 | crappy waiter disguise | 1 |
| #61 | crayon shavings | 30 |
| #43 | creepy ginger ale | 49 |
| #20 | creepy nursery rhyme | 63 |
| #79 | creepy voodoo doll | 2 |
| #22 | crident | 43 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #45 | croquet hedgehog | 2 |
| #19 | crotchety pants | 3 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #222 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #121 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #113 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #61 | crystal skeleton vodka | 3 |
| #50 | crystal skull | 10 |
| #9 | crystalline cheer | 10,564 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #94 | cube of billiard chalk | 4 |
| #19 | cube of ectoplasm | 63 |
| #74 | cubic zirconia | 19 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #43 | cuppa Activi tea | 1 |
| #36 | cuppa Alacri tea | 1 |
| #36 | cuppa Chari tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Craft tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Cruel tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Dexteri tea | 1 |
| #35 | cuppa Feroci tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Flamibili tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Flexibili tea | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Frost tea | 1 |
| #43 | cuppa Gill tea | 1 |
| #36 | cuppa Impregnabili tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Improprie tea | 1 |
| #36 | cuppa Insani tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Irritabili tea | 1 |
| #7 | cuppa Loyal tea | 90 |
| #39 | cuppa Mana tea | 1 |
| #36 | cuppa Mediocri tea | 1 |
| #35 | cuppa Monstrosi tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Morbidi tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Nas tea | 1 |
| #35 | cuppa Net tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Neuroplastici tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Obscuri tea | 1 |
| #36 | cuppa Physicali tea | 1 |
| #36 | cuppa Proprie tea | 1 |
| #28 | cuppa Royal tea | 16 |
| #36 | cuppa Serendipi tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 3 |
| #40 | cuppa Toast tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Twen tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Uncertain tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Vitali tea | 1 |
| #30 | cuppa Voraci tea | 3 |
| #38 | cuppa Wit tea | 1 |
| #36 | cuppa Yet tea | 1 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #15 | cursed chocolate doubloon | 13 |
| #63 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #40 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #82 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #376 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #18 | cursed wishbone | 11 |
| #44 | cute meteoroid | 4 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #194 | cyclops eyedrops | 2 |
| #647 | daisy | 2 |
| #22 | damp bar rag | 57 |
| #26 | dancing fan | 87 |
| #28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #29 | dark hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
| #404 | dark potion | 25 |
| #6 | day shortener | 1 |
| #33 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #17 | debonair deboner | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #245 | decent brain | 3 |
| #157 | decomposed boot | 2 |
| #78 | deep six-shooter | 3 |
| #1481 | defective skull | 1 |
| #18 | delicious salad | 1,235 |
| #28 | delicious star salad | 5 |
| #42 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #50 | deluxe fax machine | 5 |
| #82 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #13 | demon makeup kit | 6 |
| #28 | demonic surgical gloves | 53 |
| #13 | denastified haunch | 3 |
| #25 | denim jacket | 63 |
| #674 | dense meat stack | 21 |
| #114 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 3 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #905 | designer handbag | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #20 | devil-summoning hat | 55 |
| #93 | deviled egg | 1 |
| #71 | devilish folio | 49 |
| 🥇 | diabolic pizza cube | 1 |
| #1148 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #85 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #68 | diluted makeup | 13 |
| #714 | disassembled clover | 43 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #89 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #34 | disco biscuit | 1 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #40 | disintegrating barrel | 200 |
| #614 | disintegrating quill pen | 4 |
| #77 | disposable instant camera | 2 |
| #22 | disposable lighter | 44 |
| #348 | distilled fortified wine | 8 |
| #11 | distilled resin | 1 |
| #71 | divine champagne flute | 310 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #43 | dog ointment | 6 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| 🥉 | donated booze | 3,065 |
| 🥉 | donated candy | 3,065 |
| 🥉 | donated food | 3,065 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #584 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #30 | dorky glasses | 67 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #9 | drafty drawers | 7 |
| #70 | dreadful roast | 1 |
| #34 | dream of a dog | 4 |
| #134 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 21 |
| #15 | drinks tray | 51 |
| #7 | drippy bezoar | 3 |
| #7 | drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #11 | drippy staff | 1 |
| #13 | drippy stake | 1 |
| #12 | drippy stein | 6 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #26 | drive-by shooting | 2 |
| #127 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #40 | drone self-destruct chip | 9 |
| #62 | drop of water-37 | 229 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #124 | drum of tommy ammo | 9 |
| #1678 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| #780 | duct tape | 32 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #14 | duct tape sword | 12 |
| #70 | dungeoneering kit | 11 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #1577 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #34 | dusty barrel | 200 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #58 | eaves droppers | 1 |
| #13 | ectoplasm au jus | 137 |
| #56 | ectoplasmic orbs | 36 |
| #18 | edible alien plant bit | 68 |
| #51 | eerie fetish | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #83 | eggman noodles | 2 |
| #225 | eggwater | 2 |
| #49 | eighth plague | 1 |
| #37 | eldritch alignment spray | 24 |
| #12 | eldritch concentrate | 9 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #34 | eldritch dough | 51 |
| #103 | eldritch effluvium | 1,100 |
| #24 | eldritch elixir | 6 |
| #46 | eldritch extract | 3 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #143 | eldritch ichor | 3 |
| #40 | eldritch mushroom | 3 |
| #60 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #11 | eldritch oil | 44 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch rub | 26 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #13 | electric Kool-Aid | 12 |
| #10 | electric copperhead potion | 251 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #264 | electrical thingamabob | 20 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #26 | electronics kit | 182 |
| #72 | elemental caipiroska | 2 |
| #119 | eleven-foot pole | 2 |
| #26 | elf army field rations | 3 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #131 | elven limbos gingerbread | 79 |
| #2014 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #35 | embezzler's oil | 311 |
| #1299 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #49 | enchanted muesli | 73 |
| #12 | epic cluster | 2 |
| #54 | essential tofu | 3 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #22 | exactly-three-shaped box | 4 |
| #80 | executive mime flask | 15 |
| #33 | expensive champagne | 3 |
| #20 | experimental serum G-9 | 23 |
| #37 | experimental serum P-00 | 6 |
| #1777 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #10 | extra time | 1 |
| #32 | extra-greasy slider | 123 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #288 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #39 | extremely confusing manual | 10 |
| #56 | extremely wet T-shirt | 2 |
| #15 | eyebrow lifter | 44 |
| #34 | fabric hardener | 50 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #661 | facsimile dictionary | 14 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #38 | fake blood | 35 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #12 | fake washboard | 1 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #9 | fancy calligraphy pen | 133 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #54 | fat loot token | 100 |
| #304 | fat stacks of cash | 34 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #209 | fetid feather | 45 |
| #720 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #27 | filet of The Fish | 7 |
| #160 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 19 |
| #30 | filthy armor | 38 |
| 🥈 | filthy lucre | 6,318 |
| #19 | filthy monkey head | 51 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #691 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #59 | fire of unknown origin | 31 |
| #60 | fireclutch | 53 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #23 | fish head | 3 |
| #18 | fish juice box | 117 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #265 | fish-liver oil | 43 |
| #24 | fishbone belt | 1 |
| #22 | fishbone bracers | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone catcher's mitt | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone facemask | 1 |
| #7 | fishbone fins | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone kneepads | 1 |
| #45 | fishelada | 95 |
| #107 | fishy fish casserole | 2 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #9 | fistful of wood shavings | 2 |
| #236 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #13 | flaming leaf crown | 1 |
| #129 | flaming sword | 2 |
| #203 | flan del mar | 4 |
| #14 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 106 |
| #134 | flask flops | 3 |
| #89 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #43 | flask of rainwater | 78 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #18 | flavored foot massage oil | 1,885 |
| #39 | flayed mind | 90 |
| #140 | fleshy putty | 6 |
| #22 | flimsy hardwood scraps | 49 |
| #256 | floaty sand | 74 |
| #59 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #127 | flytrap pellet | 2 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #26 | foam dart | 1,505 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #350 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #39 | foam pistol | 2 |
| #10 | folder (holographic fractal) | 1 |
| #22 | folder (owl) | 1 |
| #34 | folder (smiley face) | 3 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #8 | forest canopy bed | 1 |
| #18 | forest spirit rattle | 52 |
| #347 | fortune cookie | 3 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #702 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #227 | freightcake | 4 |
| #49 | freshwater fishbone | 37 |
| #54 | fried air | 71 |
| #1439 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #35 | frog lip-print | 46 |
| #177 | frost-rimed seal hide | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #76 | frozen banquet | 22 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #50 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 2 |
| #8 | frying brainpan | 5 |
| #253 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #33 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 60 |
| #689 | fudgecule | 577 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #21 | funky eyepatch | 104 |
| #33 | funky junk key | 3 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #173 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #569 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #589 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #13 | gamer slurry | 110 |
| #79 | garbage juice slurpee | 58 |
| #948 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #26 | gas can | 181 |
| #37 | gatorskin umbrella | 14 |
| #20 | gazely stare | 46 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #23 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #22 | ghost beer | 33 |
| #18 | ghost bit | 116 |
| #57 | ghost key | 10 |
| #576 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #13 | ghost pencil | 9 |
| #19 | ghost pepper | 10 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #247 | ghost protocol | 2 |
| #5 | ghost shawl | 2 |
| #4 | ghost thread | 16 |
| #100 | ghost toga | 2 |
| #65 | ghostly dagger | 2 |
| #26 | ghostly ectoplasm | 55 |
| #27 | giant breath mint | 76 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #139 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #12 | giant neckbeard | 185 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #46 | giant tube of black lipstick | 257 |
| #52 | giant yellow hat | 1 |
| #44 | gift card | 11 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| 🥇 | gilded BRICKO brick | 14 |
| 🥉 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 7 |
| #133 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #27 | gilt perfume bottle | 59 |
| #7 | ginger beer | 5 |
| #15 | gingerbread dog treat | 1 |
| #58 | gingerbread gavel | 1 |
| #214 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #32 | gingerbread mask | 1 |
| #9 | gingerbread moneybag | 1 |
| #31 | gingerbread mug | 4 |
| #84 | gingerbread nylons | 4 |
| #67 | gingerbread pirate | 2 |
| #12 | gingerbread pistol | 1 |
| #23 | gingerbread restraining order | 4 |
| #810 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #20 | gingerbread smartphone | 478 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #45 | gingerbread wine | 3 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #145 | giraffe-necked turtle | 2 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #114 | glass of bourbon | 4 |
| #39 | glass of gnat milk | 86 |
| #27 | glass of raw eggs | 41 |
| #42 | glass of warm milk | 73 |
| #34 | glass slipper | 2 |
| #164 | gleaming oyster egg | 2 |
| #217 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #175 | glob of green slime | 6 |
| #49 | glob of melted wax | 1 |
| #16 | glob of undifferentiated tissue | 200 |
| #15 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 187 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #383 | gnatwing | 10 |
| #57 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #5 | go-go potion | 689 |
| #240 | goatskin umbrella | 6 |
| #195 | gob of wet hair | 128 |
| #81 | goblin water | 8 |
| #139 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 4 |
| #184 | gold crown | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #58 | gold nuggets | 122 |
| #21 | gold skull ring | 2 |
| #171 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #85 | gold toothbrush | 52 |
| #785 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #110 | golden fleece | 2 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #23 | good ash | 41 |
| #322 | good brain | 2 |
| #75 | gooified animal matter | 51 |
| #71 | gooified mineral matter | 45 |
| #269 | gooified vegetable matter | 3 |
| #574 | goth kid t-shirt | 5 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #147 | government cheese | 21 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #50 | government per-diem | 2 |
| #69 | government requisition form | 16 |
| #24 | government-issue identification badge | 47 |
| #10 | government-issued candy | 12 |
| 🥇 | government-issued eyeshade | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued necktie | 1 |
| #83 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 6 |
| 🥇 | government-issued slacks | 1 |
| #27 | grandfather watch | 2 |
| #4 | grass clippings | 724 |
| #24 | gravy boat | 1 |
| #7 | grease cannon | 8 |
| #19 | grease trap | 42 |
| #48 | green BRICKO brick | 3 |
| #115 | green and red bean | 70 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #364 | green clay bead | 22 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #849 | green gummi ingot | 7 |
| #6 | green mana | 358 |
| #130 | green rocket | 8 |
| #31 | green slime glob | 61 |
| #34 | green-iced sweet roll | 1 |
| #594 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #198 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #20 | grey cube | 64 |
| #234 | grilled mooseflank | 3 |
| #35 | grim fairy tale | 28 |
| #74 | grimstone mask | 3 |
| #20 | grimy lab coat | 84 |
| #33 | grip key | 9 |
| #71 | grody jug | 1 |
| #57 | grog nuts | 7 |
| #75 | groose grease | 5 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #28 | groping claw | 3 |
| #62 | groupie bra | 2 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #45 | gummi canary | 13 |
| #67 | gummi salamander | 6 |
| #136 | gummi snake | 3 |
| #23 | gummi sword | 2 |
| #32 | gunner's daughter | 2 |
| #10 | guts necklace | 7 |
| #20 | gym shorts | 4 |
| #74 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #44 | haggis socks | 162 |
| #26 | haggis-infused soap | 404 |
| #38 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 196 |
| #5 | hairshirt | 1 |
| #97 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #66 | ham steak | 1 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #19 | hand of cards | 82 |
| #8 | hand-carved bokken | 10 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #11 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 12 |
| #44 | handful of Smithereens | 200 |
| #2122 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #33 | handful of fire | 27 |
| #50 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #12 | handful of stubble | 171 |
| #25 | handful of tips | 109 |
| #23 | handyman "hand soap" | 43 |
| #644 | happiness | 1 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| #81 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| #15 | hare brush | 5 |
| #127 | haunted battery | 2 |
| #29 | haunted bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #39 | haunted eggnog | 1 |
| #29 | haunted flame | 23 |
| #22 | haunted orange | 1 |
| #24 | haunted pizza | 1 |
| #137 | hawk | 2 |
| #15 | hawkface potion | 51 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #374 | heart necklace | 17 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #748 | heart of the volcano | 8 |
| #36 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 5 |
| #44 | heat-resistant gloves | 2 |
| #39 | heat-resistant necktie | 2 |
| #26 | hell in a bucket | 4 |
| #532 | hellseal claw | 2 |
| #504 | hellseal whisker | 2 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #9 | hemlock helm | 1 |
| #894 | hemp string | 1 |
| #103 | hep waders | 2 |
| #31 | hermedisiac cologne | 4 |
| #53 | hermit factoid | 10 |
| #104 | herringcello | 73 |
| #39 | hi-octane carrot juice | 3 |
| #6 | hibernating Grimstone Golem | 1 |
| #10 | hibiscus petal | 30 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #10 | high-end ginger wine | 6 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #454 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 6 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #40 | high-temperature mining mask | 4 |
| #435 | hippy protest button | 3 |
| #25 | hipster cocktail | 1 |
| #60 | hobo nickel | 4,444 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #107 | holistic headache remedy | 46 |
| #10 | holy bomb, batman | 68 |
| #20 | home robotics kit | 272 |
| #19 | homemade robot | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #99 | honey stick | 5 |
| #130 | honey-drenched ham slice | 9 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #5 | hopeful candle | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #33 | hot ashes | 55 |
| #42 | hot button candy | 1 |
| #20 | hot cluster | 1 |
| #7 | hot clusterbomb | 3 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #120 | hot watered rum | 5 |
| #48 | hotel minibar key | 10 |
| #11 | hothammer | 4 |
| #84 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #25 | huge bowl of candy | 134 |
| #286 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #15 | huge mint leaf | 20 |
| #111 | huge pumpkin | 3 |
| #23 | hunk of granite | 106 |
| #175 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #42 | hustler shades | 39 |
| #44 | ice cream sandwich | 2 |
| #50 | ice rice | 1 |
| #81 | ice stein | 5 |
| #26 | ice-cold Cloaca Zero | 16 |
| #27 | iceberg lettuce | 1 |
| #52 | iced plum wine | 2 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #24 | icy hairspray | 47 |
| #70 | illegal firecracker | 2 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #149 | impure gasoline | 6 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #49 | industrial strength starch | 13 |
| #26 | inflammable leaf | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #21 | infrablack lipstick | 49 |
| #478 | inkwell | 4 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #93 | intact anemone spike | 31 |
| #40 | internet point | 1 |
| #20 | intimidating coiffure | 4 |
| #17 | invisibility cream | 48 |
| #40 | invisibility potion | 11 |
| #28 | invisible bag | 19 |
| #32 | invisible potion | 14 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #272 | iron pasta spoon | 25 |
| #20 | iron torso box | 62 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #13 | irresistibility potion | 108 |
| #28 | irritability potion | 36 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #57 | jam band | 1 |
| #27 | jam band bootleg | 170 |
| #94 | janglin' bones | 40 |
| #38 | jangly bracelet | 3 |
| 🥉 | jangly spurs | 13 |
| #19 | janitor's mop | 39 |
| #116 | jar full of wind | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #28 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 152 |
| #40 | jar of swamp honey | 15 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #31 | jazzy cigarette holder | 43 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #26 | jigsaw blade | 38 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #62 | jingling spore pod | 1 |
| #75 | jumping horseradish | 1 |
| #47 | kamicorpse-ee | 9 |
| #417 | keg shield | 2 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2062 | kite | 1 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #824 | knuckle sandwich | 19 |
| #26 | kobold kibble | 168 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #7 | labrador cookie | 11 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #48 | lava-proof pants | 2 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
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| #12 | leafy browns | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #29 | leather glove | 54 |
| #68 | leechknife | 1 |
| #490 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #33 | leftover canapés | 4 |
| #21 | leftover chocolate bar | 7 |
| #27 | leftover pasty | 2 |
| #53 | leftovers | 2 |
| #434 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 3 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #26 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #20 | lemonhead caviar | 5 |
| #38 | lemony scales | 2 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| 🥈 | less-than-three-shaped box | 535 |
| #119 | letterman's jacket | 2 |
| #127 | lewd playing card | 19 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #140 | lint | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #32 | liquid ice | 25 |
| #33 | literal grasshopper | 2 |
| #16 | little deuce cape | 6 |
| #40 | little firkin | 602 |
| #14 | little red .epub file | 59 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #360 | llama lama gong | 2 |
| #306 | loadstone | 1 |
| #80 | loaf of alien bread | 2 |
| #13 | logging hatchet | 32 |
| #888 | lollipop stick | 3 |
| #1277 | loose teeth | 3 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
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| #64 | lotion of coldness | 24 |
| #52 | lotion of hotness | 42 |
| #32 | lotion of sleaziness | 86 |
| #29 | lotion of spookiness | 95 |
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| #18 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1,550 |
| #22 | love song of smoldering passion | 1,355 |
| #15 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1,552 |
| #25 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1,170 |
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| #40 | lucky rabbitfish fin | 1 |
| #48 | lucky-ish pill | 1 |
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| #97 | lunar isotope | 988 |
| #307 | lupine sword | 2 |
| #153 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #78 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #49 | lynyrd skin | 8 |
| #45 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 78 |
| #1411 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #123 | madius | 2 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #88 | mafia filofax | 3 |
| #46 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #38 | mafia thumb ring | 3 |
| #202 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 10 |
| #173 | magical pony: Pearjack | 11 |
| #222 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 9 |
| #206 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 9 |
| #268 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 6 |
| #290 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #48 | magical sausage casing | 18 |
| #54 | magicberry tablets | 137 |
| #18 | magnetic sculpture kit | 171 |
| #203 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #57 | magnum of fancy champagne | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #61 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #19 | mana-coated yams | 7 |
| #46 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #34 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #551 | marshmallow | 13 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #37 | martiny | 1 |
| #223 | massive gemstone | 6 |
| #58 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #31 | meadeorite | 26 |
| #687 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #639 | meat paste | 14 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #61 | megacopia | 1 |
| #10 | melty plastic grenade | 11 |
| #170 | memory of a C | 7 |
| #146 | memory of a G | 9 |
| #141 | memory of a T | 9 |
| #80 | memory of an A | 15 |
| #113 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 11 |
| #17 | mercenary headband | 436 |
| #57 | mermaid's purse | 2 |
| #11 | metal meteoroid | 809 |
| #42 | meteorb | 1 |
| #37 | meteoreo | 22 |
| #51 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #58 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #82 | mime army camouflage kit | 2 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #10 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 2 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #97 | mime army rations | 4 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #55 | mime army superserum | 3 |
| #99 | mime army wine | 4 |
| #76 | mime eraser | 10 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #7 | mime soul fragment | 1,001 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #25 | mimeplasm | 12 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #23 | miming boots | 3 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #36 | mince pie | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #141 | minin' dynamite | 5 |
| #61 | misshapen animal skeleton | 2 |
| 🥇 | model train set | 1 |
| #127 | moist Crimbo spices | 32 |
| #28 | moist barrel | 200 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #139 | mojo filter | 11 |
| #45 | molten brick | 242 |
| #14 | monkey barf | 7 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #732 | mood ring | 1 |
| #11 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| #212 | mooseflank | 5 |
| #70 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 8 |
| #116 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 12 |
| #186 | mother's little helper | 26 |
| #396 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #28 | mouldering barrel | 200 |
| #83 | mouse skull | 6 |
| #31 | muddy skirt | 1 |
| #45 | muffled muffuletta | 6 |
| #40 | mulberry | 1 |
| #30 | mulled berry wine | 4 |
| #48 | mulled hobo wine | 1 |
| #25 | mulled wine | 8 |
| #123 | multi-level marzipan | 5 |
| #463 | mummy costume | 12 |
| #128 | munchies pill | 5 |
| #14 | murderbot component casing | 60 |
| #10 | murderbot mask | 3 |
| #13 | murderbot monofilament | 67 |
| #27 | murderbot plasma rifle | 1 |
| #12 | murderbot power cell | 71 |
| #32 | muscle oil | 42 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #46 | mushroom filet | 1 |
| #46 | mutant arm | 2 |
| #10 | mutant crown | 1 |
| #14 | mutant legs | 1 |
| #76 | mysterious chemical residue | 5 |
| #44 | mysterious present | 16 |
| #356 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #49 | mystery lollipop | 1 |
| #61 | nachos of the night | 1 |
| #54 | nasty gum | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #434 | necrotizing body spray | 8 |
| #191 | nega-mushroom | 7 |
| #261 | negative lump | 35 |
| #66 | negotiatin' hammer | 11 |
| #24 | neverending wallet chain | 64 |
| #31 | ninja eyeblack | 77 |
| #27 | ninja fear powder | 87 |
| #109 | non-aged vinegar | 26 |
| #46 | normal barrel | 300 |
| #38 | nothingtini | 1 |
| #23 | noticeable pumps | 67 |
| #10 | novelty fruit hat | 177 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #40 | novelty tattoo sleeves | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #417 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #24 | nugget of nicksilver | 3 |
| #18 | nugget of quicksilver | 6 |
| #26 | nugget of sicksilver | 2 |
| #21 | nugget of slicksilver | 6 |
| #15 | nugget of thicksilver | 7 |
| #17 | nugget of ticksilver | 4 |
| #25 | nugget of wicksilver | 3 |
| #122 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #187 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1029 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #18 | odd silver coin | 19 |
| #74 | officer's nog | 5 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #67 | oil pan | 1 |
| #80 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #19 | oil-filled donut | 44 |
| #45 | ojo de pez burrito | 97 |
| #18 | old ball and chain | 2 |
| #63 | old chum | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #7 | old dry bone | 6 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #32 | old school calculator watch | 199 |
| #127 | old sweatpants | 535 |
| #52 | old-school pirate grog | 6 |
| #51 | oldcake | 5 |
| #23 | one glove | 52 |
| #8 | one piece of bubble gum | 40 |
| #432 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #33 | orange slime glob | 30 |
| #230 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #93 | ornate picture frame | 31 |
| #137 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #12 | overloaded Yule battery | 1 |
| #114 | overloaded micro-reactor | 15 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #15 | oversized ice molecule | 4 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #198 | pack of pogs | 99 |
| #44 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #43 | page of the Necrohobocon | 102 |
| #8 | paint bomb | 348 |
| #114 | painting of a glass of wine | 4 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| 🥉 | pair of plants | 5 |
| #154 | palm frond | 80 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #368 | panty raider camouflage | 2 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #55 | party balloon | 6 |
| #48 | party beer bomb | 7 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #22 | party platter for one | 7 |
| 🥇 | party pup | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #38 | passable elf mask | 55 |
| #19 | patch of extra-warm fur | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #72 | peanut brittle shield | 57 |
| #194 | pearlescent oyster egg | 2 |
| #40 | pecan pie | 1 |
| #72 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #145 | penguin focaccia bread | 53 |
| #1277 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #28 | pentagram bandana | 93 |
| #60 | peppermint bomb | 3 |
| #97 | peppermint eel sauce | 119 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #186 | peppermint sprout | 2 |
| #65 | peppermint tack | 10 |
| #262 | peppermint tailings | 40 |
| #116 | peppermint-scented socks | 2 |
| #85 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #85 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #50 | perfect mimosa | 7 |
| #68 | perfect old-fashioned | 2 |
| #80 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #67 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #21 | perpendicular guano | 78 |
| #58 | personal massager | 669 |
| #24 | personalized coffee mug | 2,076 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1885 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #14 | pewter shavings | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #723 | phat turquoise bead | 2 |
| #28 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1,634 |
| #67 | pickled bread | 5 |
| #35 | pickpocket protector | 43 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #21 | picture of you | 3 |
| #389 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #35 | piece of after eight | 50 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #17 | piggy tattoo | 97 |
| #91 | pile of Trainbot parts | 201 |
| #27 | pile of dirt | 2 |
| #127 | pile of useless robot parts | 10 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #14 | pineapple slab | 24 |
| #141 | ping-pong ball | 13 |
| #413 | pink clay bead | 28 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #6 | pint of sweat | 3,515 |
| #41 | pirate cream pie | 71 |
| 🥉 | pirate radio ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | piratical blunderbuss | 1 |
| #136 | pitted sheet metal | 8 |
| #97 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #52 | pixel power cell | 9 |
| #706 | pixellated candy heart | 15 |
| #31 | plague pie | 35 |
| #69 | plaid swatch | 8 |
| #57 | plain brown wrapper | 24 |
| #80 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #23 | plain paper hat | 1 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #61 | plastic Jefferson wings | 37 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #318 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #197 | plastic ingot | 26 |
| #60 | plastic nightmare troll | 4 |
| #48 | plastic nunchaku | 13 |
| #119 | plastic passion fruit | 18 |
| #7 | plastic pirate hat | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #20 | plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 15 |
| #15 | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 18 |
| #17 | plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 22 |
| #27 | plumber's lunch | 4 |
| #11 | plunge-leg | 245 |
| #8 | plush sea serpent | 1 |
| #95 | pocket ace | 3 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #485 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #179 | poisonsettia | 2 |
| #42 | polo trophy | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #27 | ponytail clip | 70 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #206 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #138 | poppy | 3 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #19 | porkpocket | 42 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #24 | portable cassette player | 174 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #73 | portable photocopier | 81 |
| #121 | portable table | 4 |
| #28 | portable wall | 2 |
| #45 | possessed tomato | 13 |
| #64 | possibility potion | 3 |
| #93 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #60 | potion of punctual companionship | 1 |
| #37 | potion of the field gar | 10 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #24 | powdered gold | 31 |
| #154 | powdered powdered sugar | 4 |
| #64 | prank Crimbo card | 2 |
| #5 | praying Grim Brother | 1 |
| #33 | prescription teeth whitener | 4 |
| #54 | pressurized potion of perspicacity | 2 |
| #59 | pressurized potion of proficiency | 1 |
| #300 | pretty flower | 590 |
| #65 | priceless diamond | 3 |
| #25 | primitive alien booze | 3 |
| #13 | primitive alien mask | 1 |
| #13 | primitive alien salad | 3 |
| #154 | primitive candy cane | 3 |
| #340 | prismatic wad | 3 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #1087 | probability potion | 2 |
| #101 | projectile chemistry set | 14 |
| #54 | protection stick | 47 |
| #122 | psychic's amulet | 1 |
| #131 | psychic's circlet | 1 |
| #115 | psychic's crystal ball | 2 |
| #129 | psychic's pslacks | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #97 | psychoanalytic jar | 1 |
| #35 | psychokinetic energy blob | 208 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #48 | pumpkin beer | 43 |
| #594 | pumpkinhead mask | 10 |
| #26 | punch-drunk punch | 48 |
| #7 | punk patch | 370 |
| #420 | purple clay bead | 5 |
| #48 | purple corpsel | 8 |
| #4 | purpleheart "pants" | 1 |
| #34 | pygmy adder oil | 317 |
| #38 | pygmy dart | 58 |
| #50 | pygmy papers | 95 |
| #124 | pygmy phone number | 2 |
| #50 | pygmy witchhazel | 48 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #150 | queen cookie | 6 |
| #22 | question juice | 52 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #111 | radiator heater shield | 2 |
| #18 | radioactive spider venom | 51 |
| #144 | rat carcass | 1 |
| #23 | ratty knitted cap | 68 |
| #7 | ravenous eye | 132 |
| #57 | raw bread | 1 |
| #57 | raw turkey | 1 |
| #53 | realistic cap gun | 1 |
| #34 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #102 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 5 |
| #115 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #143 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #52 | red ale | 8 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #74 | red badge | 2 |
| #110 | red blood cells | 2 |
| #131 | red box | 4 |
| #152 | red button | 8 |
| #368 | red class ring | 26 |
| #89 | red eye | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #102 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #742 | red gummi ingot | 13 |
| #55 | red letter | 18 |
| #6 | red mana | 367 |
| #151 | red red wine | 2 |
| #139 | red rum | 1 |
| #87 | red shirt | 2 |
| #85 | red silk skirt | 1 |
| #79 | red tulip | 3 |
| #143 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #137 | red wagon | 3 |
| #49 | red-and-green sweater | 57 |
| #49 | red-headed corpse | 7 |
| #79 | red-hot boilermaker | 3 |
| #20 | red-hot jawbreaker | 49 |
| #10 | red-hot knucklebone | 13 |
| #90 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #9 | reflection of a map | 166 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #8 | remorseless knife | 8 |
| #126 | reodorant | 105 |
| #40 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #14 | resolution: be feistier | 2,693 |
| #32 | resolution: be happier | 300 |
| #12 | resolution: be luckier | 500 |
| #9 | resolution: be more adventurous | 504 |
| #16 | resolution: be sexier | 2,098 |
| #70 | resolution: be smarter | 75 |
| #10 | resolution: be stronger | 3,359 |
| #10 | resolution: be wealthier | 1,575 |
| #116 | respected companion biscuit | 2 |
| #82 | returned Thinknerd package | 16 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #12 | rhinestone | 27,649 |
| #1296 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #26 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 77 |
| #940 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #33 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 4 |
| #1120 | roasted marshmallow | 9 |
| #42 | robin nog | 1 |
| #50 | robin's egg | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #107 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #1224 | robotronic egg | 18 |
| #879 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #142 | rockfish stomach | 2 |
| #90 | rodeo whiskey | 1 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #236 | roll in the hay | 10 |
| #68 | roll of meat | 3 |
| #283 | roll of toilet paper | 358 |
| #115 | rose | 31 |
| #23 | rotting barrel | 202 |
| #62 | rough fish scale | 19 |
| #3643 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| 🥉 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #13 | rubber cape | 1 |
| #101 | rubber ribcage | 1 |
| #32 | rubber spider | 51 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #72 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 3 |
| #42 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #188 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #26 | runproof mascara | 174 |
| #96 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 2 |
| #42 | rusty broken diving helmet | 2 |
| #1018 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #111 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #121 | rusty hedge trimmers | 6 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #75 | rusty rivet | 4 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #70 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #75 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #136 | salt plum | 26 |
| #35 | salt water taffy | 38 |
| #21 | salted mutton | 8 |
| #9 | sampler size toothpaste | 1 |
| #141 | sand dollar | 132 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| 🥉 | sardine can key | 2 |
| #50 | sausage without a cause | 3 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #2248 | sawblade fragment | 15 |
| #1036 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #158 | scintillating oyster egg | 3 |
| #149 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #12 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 2,725 |
| #28 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 2,068 |
| #29 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 2,096 |
| #22 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 2,229 |
| #54 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 671 |
| #18 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 2,315 |
| #165 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 16 |
| #1480 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #114 | scrumptious reagent | 1,429 |
| #72 | scrunchie tourniquet | 49 |
| #136 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #107 | sea lace | 1 |
| #81 | seal lube | 5 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #39 | sealhide buckler | 2 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #169 | sealhide seal doll | 8 |
| #133 | sealhide snare | 5 |
| #93 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #71 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 90 |
| #58 | self-repairing earmuffs | 6 |
| #47 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
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| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #96 | severed flipper | 2 |
| #229 | sewer wad | 8 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
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| #38 | shadow flame | 7 |
| #44 | shadow fluid | 4 |
| #32 | shadow glass | 5 |
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| #51 | shadow nectar | 2 |
| #46 | shadow sausage | 5 |
| #38 | shadow sinew | 6 |
| #57 | shadow skin | 3 |
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| #40 | shadow venom | 4 |
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| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
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| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #18 | sharkfin gumbo | 11 |
| #19 | shavin' razor | 14 |
| #11 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 2 |
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| #46 | shining goblet | 3 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
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| #151 | shiny hood ornament | 8 |
| #319 | shiny stones | 4 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #32 | shoe ad T-shirt | 58 |
| #48 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #15 | shopkeeper beard | 51 |
| #126 | short calculator | 1 |
| #71 | short deposition | 44 |
| #173 | shot of mescal | 7 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #29 | shovelful of dirt | 98 |
| #13 | shrimp cocktail | 99 |
| #35 | shuddering cow skull | 1 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
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| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #32 | silver cow skull | 16 |
| #888 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #33 | single entendre | 1 |
| #24 | single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 13 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #40 | sinister-looking cat | 55 |
| #204 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 9 |
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| #535 | sk8board | 1 |
| #111 | skelelton spine | 49 |
| #36 | skeletal banana | 80 |
| #31 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
| #80 | skeleton | 18 |
| #21 | skeleton beans | 40 |
| #236 | skeleton key | 30 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #43 | skeleton quiche | 2 |
| #50 | skeleton skis | 1 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #21 | skull gearshift knob | 1 |
| #23 | sleaze cluster | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #133 | sleeve deuce | 20 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #7 | slime fedora | 1 |
| #8 | slime knuckles | 1 |
| #27 | slime shooter | 2 |
| #8 | slime waders | 1 |
| #46 | slime-soaked brain | 5 |
| #165 | slimy alveolus | 3 |
| #338 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 13 |
| #431 | slimy sweetbreads | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
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| #1017 | smart skull | 1 |
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| #11 | smoker's cloak | 4 |
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| #48 | smooth mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #77 | sommelier's towel | 2 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
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| #13 | soul mask | 2 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #16 | sour ball and chain | 1 |
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| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
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| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
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| #23 | space marine flash grenade | 49 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #14 | space planula | 1 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
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| #13 | spants | 1 |
| #22 | spare neck bolts | 43 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #195 | sparking robo-battery | 4 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #17 | special clip: boneburners | 39 |
| #14 | special clip: graveburpers | 97 |
| #14 | special clip: splatterers | 99 |
| #10 | special clip: squelchers | 461 |
| #11 | special clip: tracers | 458 |
| #9 | special clip: wailers | 501 |
| #34 | specialty ammo bandolier | 83 |
| #1548 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
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| #37 | spicy jerky stick | 32 |
| #827 | spider web | 10 |
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| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
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| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
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| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #61 | splendid martini | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
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| #41 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 41 |
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| #99 | spooky sound effects record | 3 |
| #147 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 3 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #22 | spray chrome | 45 |
| #24 | sprinkle-begging cup | 1 |
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| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
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| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
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| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #932 | star | 2 |
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| #54 | steel drivin' hammer | 31 |
| #123 | stepmom's booze | 1 |
| #17 | stick of firewood | 740 |
| #59 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 946 |
| #22 | stick-on gnome beard | 42 |
| #121 | sticky gloves | 1 |
| #15 | sticky hand whip | 189 |
| #41 | stink-penny | 446 |
| #25 | stinkwater | 3 |
| #13 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
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| #215 | stolen sushi | 2 |
| #77 | stomach turnover | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #20 | straw pole | 49 |
| #1318 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #107 | stress ball | 3 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #29 | string of moist beads | 14 |
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| #8923 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
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| #8816 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #366 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 20 |
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| #1646 | stuffed key | 15 |
| #90 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
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| #6993 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
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| #161 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 4 |
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| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
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| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
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| #174 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #30 | sugar chapeau | 23 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
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| #10 | sugar raygun | 1 |
| #100 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #120 | sugar shard | 51 |
| #48 | sugar sheet | 1,492 |
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| #103 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
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| #29 | sugarplum ration | 18 |
| #42 | sundae ration | 15 |
| #159 | super salad | 2 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #67 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 47 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #137 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #73 | surgical tape | 1 |
| #29 | surprisingly capacious handbag | 57 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #35 | sweat socks | 1 |
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| #34 | sweet party mix | 8 |
| #113 | sweet roll Alabama | 6 |
| #20 | sweetened reindeer fat | 22 |
| #51 | swirling mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #47 | synthetic dog hair pill | 10 |
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| #22 | tailbone shield | 3 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #221 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #79 | tarnished tastevin | 2 |
| #105 | tasty tart | 15 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| #74 | temperance whiskey | 5 |
| #30 | temporary tribal tattoo | 43 |
| #17 | temporary yak tattoo | 51 |
| #17 | tempura green and red bean | 5 |
| #708 | ten-leaf clover | 8 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #48 | tennis ball | 5 |
| #22 | terra panna cotta | 2 |
| #21 | thanksgiving turkey | 3 |
| #25 | the Archwizard's briefs | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #21 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 1 |
| #155 | the funk | 1 |
| #14 | the kindest cold cut | 74 |
| #35 | the most dangerous bait | 66 |
| #119 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 8 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #141 | thick walrus blubber | 8 |
| #1351 | thin black candle | 7 |
| #121 | third ear | 2 |
| #72 | three-tiered wedding cake | 11 |
| #6 | thriftshop coupon | 12 |
| #120 | throwing fork | 1 |
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| #96 | throwing spoon | 3 |
| #38 | time residue | 16 |
| #108 | time's arrow | 4 |
| #25 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 53 |
| #17 | tin snips | 1 |
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| #78 | tiny barrel | 20 |
| #901 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #26 | tiny canopic jar | 94 |
| #57 | tiny dancer | 11 |
| #597 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #53 | tiny goth giant | 2 |
| #23 | tiny handful of mixed nuts | 708 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3117 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 2 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #170 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3164 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #190 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #177 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #2081 | toast | 87 |
| #259 | tomato juice of powerful power | 6 |
| #22 | tomato soup poster | 39 |
| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #1861 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #107 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #7 | tonguebone | 8 |
| #164 | tonic djinn | 1 |
| #820 | tooth | 4 |
| #257 | top | 17 |
| #10 | topeé | 3 |
| #10 | topiary necktie | 3 |
| #25 | topiary skunk | 3 |
| #13 | topiary tights | 3 |
| #21 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 41 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #79 | toxic globule | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #87 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #39 | transmission from planet Xi | 2 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #9 | transparent pants | 7 |
| #124 | transporter transponder | 11 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #5 | trench lighter | 1 |
| #54 | trick coin | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #70 | tube of herbal ointment | 1 |
| #20 | tube of pendulum lube | 51 |
| #17 | tube of villain white | 58 |
| #21 | turtle mud | 47 |
| #191 | turtle pheromones | 22 |
| #52 | turtle wax shield | 2 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #538 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #82 | twisted-up wet towel | 2 |
| #25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #89 | twitching time capsule | 5 |
| #20 | una poca de gracia | 79 |
| #67 | unbearable light | 7 |
| #29 | unfinished fruitcake | 8 |
| #7 | unfinished pleasure | 20 |
| #28 | unholy water | 79 |
| #71 | unidentified drink | 57 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #162 | unquiet spirits | 7 |
| #27 | unremarkable duffel bag | 166 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #44 | unused walkie-talkie | 23 |
| #1114 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #27 | unusual oil | 7 |
| #184 | useless powder | 1,029 |
| #9 | valuable coin | 669 |
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| #168 | vampire chowder | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #176 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #111 | vampire pellet | 2 |
| #24 | van key | 174 |
| #36 | velcro boots | 1 |
| #29 | velcro broadsword | 2 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | vengeful spirit | 13 |
| #23 | very fancy whiskey | 11 |
| #77 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #26 | very small red dress | 158 |
| #11 | vial of hot blood | 6 |
| #13 | vial of swamp vapors | 91 |
| #289 | vinegar | 134 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #49 | viral video | 1 |
| #38 | void burger | 78 |
| #38 | void lager | 57 |
| #48 | void stone | 70 |
| #465 | volcanic ash | 4 |
| #65 | voodoo glowskull | 56 |
| #5 | voodoo snuff | 231 |
| #16 | votive candle | 48 |
| #84 | wad of cotton | 28 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #263 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #100 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
| #162 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 42 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #175 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 3 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #14 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #80 | warbear drone assembler | 7 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #149 | warbear empathy chip | 4 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #72 | warbear gyro | 5 |
| #228 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
| #86 | warbear helm fragment | 75 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #76 | warbear laser beacon | 3 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #218 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #364 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 2 |
| #101 | warbear requisition box | 62 |
| #28 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 28 |
| #370 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| #217 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #176 | warbear trouser fragment | 35 |
| #22 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 40 |
| #246 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #21 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 35 |
| #24 | warm fur | 3 |
| #26 | warm war shawarma | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #55 | water wings for babies | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #119 | waterlogged cloth | 7 |
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| #37 | wax banana | 1 |
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| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
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| #12 | weathered barrel | 2,000 |
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| #28 | white Crimbo ball | 1,006 |
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| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #8 | white mana | 353 |
| #67 | white page | 6 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #85 | white wine | 1 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #10 | willyweed | 287 |
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| #94 | wind-up navigation droid | 3 |
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| #130 | wind-up vampire teeth | 2 |
| #8 | windicle | 8 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #28 | witch hat | 18 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
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| #12 | witch's brew | 11 |
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| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #905 | wolfman mask | 3 |
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| #46 | wool sock | 1 |
| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
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| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #72 | worst candy | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #843 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #22 | wrestling mask | 35 |
| #15 | wriggling severed nose | 10 |
| 🥉 | wriggling worm | 988 |
| #78 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #60 | wumpus hair | 32 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #15 | x-ray mirror | 50 |
| #1332 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #19 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #800 | yellow gummi ingot | 10 |
| #94 | yellow pixel | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #34 | yule grog | 1 |
| #126 | yule gruel | 5 |
| #124 | yule hatchet | 2 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #20 | zombie | 44 |
| #17 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #54 | zombie dinosaur egg | 2 |
| #26 | zombie hollandaise | 90 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | zombie mariachi pants | 2 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |