| #273 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #229 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #223 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #155 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #247 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #211 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #261 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #160 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #254 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #266 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #172 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #250 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #463 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 11 |
| #558 | Crimbo candied pecan | 18 |
| #546 | Crimbo fudge | 19 |
| #511 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 20 |
| #779 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #520 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #280 | Go-Wassail | 67 |
| #620 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #390 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #66 | Morto Moreto | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #418 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #504 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #458 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #603 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #116 | blank fudge mold | 5 |
| #502 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #701 | brine | 24 |
| #195 | bronze breastplate | 9 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #14 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #36 | cheap toaster | 41 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #130 | dire fudgesicle | 19 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #95 | expensive cigar | 2 |
| #43 | fancy beef jerky | 4 |
| #72 | frigid fudgepuck | 60 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #286 | fudge lily | 19 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #201 | fudgecule | 12,766 |
| #824 | ghost cucumber | 49 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #378 | green gummi ingot | 82 |
| #803 | grue egg | 33 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #104 | gummi trilobite | 2 |
| #97 | guy made of bee pollen | 34 |
| #318 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 6 |
| #286 | jerky coins | 75 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #132 | mushroom fermenting solution | 54 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #376 | red gummi ingot | 82 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #68 | spectral pickle | 368 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #54 | superheated fudge | 80 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 17 |
| #221 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 11 |
| #248 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 10 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #158 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 24 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #187 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 12 |
| #132 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 27 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #398 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 11 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 5 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 19 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 14 |
| #95 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 10 |
| #196 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 21 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #116 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 17 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #184 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 23 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #211 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 19 |
| #283 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 15 |
| #195 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 21 |
| #254 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 17 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #197 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 21 |
| #116 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 30 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #257 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 17 |
| #234 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 18 |
| #176 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 23 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #235 | tiny plastic fire servant | 10 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #167 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 24 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic moneybee | 16 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 24 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #116 | tiny plastic peacannon | 17 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #207 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 11 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 10 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #380 | yellow gummi ingot | 80 |