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RankItemQuantity
#309A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes3
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#785ASCII shirt1
#274Alice's Army Alchemist1
#230Alice's Army Bowman1
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#231Alice's Army Coward1
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#259Alice's Army Guard1
#248Alice's Army Halberder1
#212Alice's Army Hammerman1
#227Alice's Army Horseman1
#225Alice's Army Lanceman1
#262Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#255Alice's Army Ninja1
#258Alice's Army Nurse1
#259Alice's Army Page1
#267Alice's Army Shieldmaiden1
#173Alice's Army Sniper1
#251Alice's Army Spearsman1
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#257Alice's Army Wallman1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#112BRICKO pearl1
#719Baron von Ratsworth's monocle17
#908Bling of the New Wave1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
🥇Covert Ops for Kids (used)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#126Crimbuccaneer captain's purse1
#84Crimbuccaneer invasion map1
#91Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#113Elf Guard honor present1
#118Elf Guard payroll bag1
#87Elf Guard safety bear1
#84Elf Guard strategic map1
#20Ellsbury's journal3
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
🥇How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#729Let Me Be!2
#45Martialest Arts trophy1
#88Mer-kin darkbook1
#683Microplushie: Bropane7
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#749Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid2
#583Microplushie: Fauxnerditide2
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#790Microplushie: Hippylase5
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#756Microplushie: Otakulone6
#835Microplushie: Raverdrine2
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#987Nickel Gamma of Frugality3
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#304Order of the Silver Wossname2
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#568Pokëmann figurine: Duck2
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#350Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump4
#446Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking3
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#666Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap2
#356Pokëmann figurine: Moog2
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#579Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu3
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#555Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf3
#575Pokëmann figurine: Twitter3
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#699Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth2
#204Roo trading card1
#789Schrödinger's thermos6
🥇Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)1
#81Serenity trading card2
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#58Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)3
#70Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)2
#87Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)1
#27Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)11
#945Summer Nights1
#247Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#6Thanksgiving ration1
#252The Art of Slapfighting4
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#256The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones5
🥉The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#90The Grand Poo-Bah trading card2
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#16The Legendary Beat3
#302The Necbronomicon1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
#208The Snake trading card1
#102The Snitch's Manifesto1
#76Thorny Toad trading card2
#1004Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette3
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#1414Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#31Thwaitgold fairyfly statue22
#1204Thwaitgold firefly statuette3
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#319Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#6Thwaitgold listening bug statuette162
#1071Thwaitgold maggot statuette4
#331Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#385Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette2
#1304Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#98Thwaitgold shield bug statuette1
#672Thwaitgold spider statuette3
#76Thwaitgold termite statuette173
#77Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette2
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#61Time Juice8
🥈Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#464Uncle Romulus2
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#1912Valentine3
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#228Woldo trading card1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#650Zu Mannkäse Dienen2
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#104alien source code printout3
#14alien source code printout (used)1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#281antique 8-Bit Power magazine5
#169antique bottle opener5
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#218antique souvenir drawing4
#2064astronaut pants1
#2034badass belt26
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#52bone crusher1
#61boneana hammock1
#53bonerang1
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#1040brine8
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#542burst hellseal brain6
#997cheap toaster2
#56chest of "pirate gold"1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#193cloning kit1
🥉control crystal1
#32dead guy's memento1
#1456dill3
#77dream of a dog1
#1370drywall axe4
#8egg gun1
#5elevent1
#341empty blowgun6
#1657fuzzy dice4
#1632ghost cucumber4
#1454giant discarded plastic fork4
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1484grue egg17
#2397handful of confetti12
#69headless sparrow37
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#4lucky army helmet1
#16lucky moai statuette1
#5lucky napkin1
#666magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#106mangled squirrel20
#104ninja pirate zombie robot head1
#332phish stick3
#681pirate shirt1
#668portable photocopier8
#75rat carcass34
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#108recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#285shredded hellseal hide17
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#356stainless steel scarf9
#1128stainless steel shillelagh4
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#840stainless steel slacks5
#773stainless steel solitaire4
#288star shirt1
#1334stray chihuahua1
#96stuffed kraken1
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
🥇time sleigh1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#955tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#203tiny plastic Best Game Ever2
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#376tiny plastic Bugbear Captain3
#226tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ2
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#482tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel5
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#5tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny1
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#2055tiny plastic Felonia2
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#477tiny plastic Gary Claybender2
#1357tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#472tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker2
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#282tiny plastic Lord Flameface4
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#225tiny plastic Mr. Mination2
#421tiny plastic Norville Rogers10
#402tiny plastic Queen Bee6
#355tiny plastic Rene C. Corman3
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#310tiny plastic Scott the Miner14
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
🥈tiny plastic St. Patrick1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#325tiny plastic bee swarm13
#392tiny plastic beebee gunners11
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#291tiny plastic bugaboo15
#303tiny plastic buzzerker14
#258tiny plastic cavebugbear17
#540tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#569tiny plastic fat stack of cash2
#233tiny plastic fax machine2
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#221tiny plastic hobo elf2
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#392tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear11
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#249tiny plastic moneybee17
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#269tiny plastic mumblebee16
#579tiny plastic mutant elf2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#241tiny plastic peacannon10
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#417tiny plastic spiderbugbear6
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#534tiny plastic strand of DNA2
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#127tiny plastic sword1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#1437vinegar4
#149warbear empathy chip4
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#435warbear metalworking primer1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1

Wow, that's 1,294 items total!

what items are this player missing?