| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 2 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #105 | Alice's Army Dervish | 2 |
| #160 | Alice's Army Guard | 4 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #180 | Alice's Army Nurse | 3 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #204 | Alice's Army Wallman | 2 |
| #1124 | Amulet of Yendor | 6 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #129 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 19 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #679 | Crimbo candied pecan | 13 |
| #759 | Crimbo fudge | 11 |
| #594 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 16 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #276 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 3 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #2551 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #305 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 2 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #585 | Red Rover BB gun | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #648 | Valentine | 30 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #189 | anniversary balloon | 8 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #204 | arrow'd heart balloon | 3 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #759 | black-and-blue light | 8 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #125 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 11 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #132 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 12 |
| #292 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 7 |
| #29 | clockwork trench coat | 3 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1112 | fake fake vomit | 17 |
| #1183 | fake hand | 10 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #151 | floral print shirt | 2 |
| #273 | frilly shirt | 2 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #319 | green balloon | 10 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #119 | heart-shaped balloon | 129 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #574 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #1018 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 13 |
| #1149 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 14 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #449 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #165 | star shirt | 2 |
| #1940 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 13 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #1567 | stuffed Meat | 22 |
| #180 | stuffed alien blob | 31 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #2244 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1020 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #651 | stuffed dodecapede | 4 |
| #152 | stuffed doppelshifter | 99 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2943 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #374 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #871 | stuffed gray blob | 24 |
| #2788 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #2202 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #2328 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #1863 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #188 | stuffed ninja snowman | 35 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #1556 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 12 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2823 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
| #2658 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #1979 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1674 | stuffed teddy butler | 19 |
| #2024 | stuffed tin of caviar | 12 |
| #2043 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 19 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #824 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 9 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic angry goat | 16 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #1525 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #1197 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1615 | tiny plastic killer bee | 11 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #951 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #496 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #452 | white balloon | 5 |
| #298 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 4 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |